manynovel Chapter 324
Chapter 324
Xu Yu didn't seem to hear the disgust in Director Zhou's words.
His eyes lit up, and he fantasized about it seriously.
Director Zhou: ......
Netizen: ......
Staff: ......
【...... How to say, although I know that Teacher Xu's brain is not very good, I really didn't think that he could say such explosive words]
[Is this the world of adults? 】
【...... No, this is the world of neuropathy]
[This bouquet of flowers, looking at the whole world, is also quite explosive
] [Hahahahaha, no, is it only my focus that the focus is on who can hold a flower composed of ninety-nine pig heads? 】
【Help, hahaha, I'm thinking about whether there are ninety-nine pigs in Director Zhou's house, but you're thinking about who can hold this bouquet of flowers
】【No, do you need to hold it?】 Isn't it enough to put the container? [
Hahahahaha, ninety-nine pig heads, Teacher Xu can even send one to everyone in the village]
[Help, hahahahaha, in the future, our village can be renamed, directly called pig's head village, how good? [
Needless to say, if Director Zhou is really willing to give Teacher Xu such a flower, then my mate selection criteria will evolve into this in the future]
[Lying groove, upstairs, are you serious? Do you know what you're talking about? 】
【Hahahahahaha, if you want to chase me, unless you give me a bouquet of flowers with more than ninety-nine pig's heads, don't even think about it】
【You guys have mastered the little skill of singleness, right? Don't be too outrageous, brothers
] [Hahahahaha, I'm single and I'm proud, I'm just waiting for the man who can give me ninety-nine pig heads or more bouquets to appear]
[No, does the gender have to be stuck so dead? Can't girls? [
That is, as a high-quality man, I also want to receive a bouquet of such flowers]
[Help, hahahaha, big brother upstairs, are you serious? [
Of course I'm serious, do you think I'm playing with you?] Funny
] [Hahahahahaha, thanks to Teacher Xu and Director Zhou, they have successfully led men and women with their own efforts, and their contributions to the love of men and women really can't be told in words] [Hahahahaha,
a little trick of fear of marriage every day, get✓]
The netizens' speeches successfully attracted the attention of the staff.
They looked at each other and couldn't help but whisper.
"No, is what Teacher Xu said just now serious or joking?"
"Who knows, but to be honest, I'm looking forward to it."
"Me too."
"If Director Zhou really gave Teacher Xu a bunch of flowers composed of ninety-nine pig heads, wouldn't we be able to get one?"
A staff member spoke excitedly.
Hearing this, the person next to him turned to look at him speechlessly.
"Brother, what do you want the pig's head for? Take it back and offer it?
"It's just that this thing is not good for eating."
"You don't understand, there are only two things in the eyes of foodies, one is edible and the other is not edible, understand?"
The staff member who had just spoken spoke with great interest, not feeling that there was anything wrong with what he said.
Hearing this, the people next to him gave a thumbs up in admiration.
It's really worthy of being a foodie, this supreme realization, really unmatched.
Hearing the whispers behind him, Director Zhou looked at Xu Yu with a complicated expression.
"Are you serious?"
"It's truer than pearls, I haven't received a decent bouquet of flowers since I was a child, I finally have this opportunity, of course, I have to force Gra Man, do you think I'm joking with you?"
Xu Yu opened his mouth seriously.
He has already begun to fantasize about the pomp and circumstance of sending photos to his circle of friends after getting the bouquet.
It's heart-warming to think about.
Director Zhou: ......
This guy is really not saved.
"Okay, if you want, I'll make it for you, but the ugly thing is ahead, you have to buy all ninety-nine pigs."
Director Zhou said, took out his mobile phone and began to calculate the price of ninety-nine pigs.
“what？ It's just a blackmail of the red fruit! The first time I heard that sending flowers to others has to make others pay, do you want to face?
"Do you want a face?" I took the pig's head to make flowers for you, what will happen to the rest of the body? "
Raise it."
Xu Yu said, completely unaware of what was wrong with his words.
As soon as the words fell, the eyes of everyone around him fell on him in unison.
[It should be said that Teacher Xu is a little talented in breeding, the first time I heard that you can continue to raise if you cut off your
head] [Hahahahaha, the head is not important, the body is still on the line] [
How else to say that Teacher Xu is a genius? I really want him to raise it for me personally
] [Hahahahaha, come on, he can't] [Director Zhou: This is the biggest challenge I have encountered in raising pigs for decades] [Hahahahaha, no, you are wrong about this, the biggest challenge that Director Zhou has encountered in raising pigs for decades is not how to raise this group of headless pigs, but Teacher Xu] [Hahahahaha, Teacher Xu is
really a big hurdle in Director Zhou's
directorial career, stepping over, becoming an immortal, can't
step over, Crushed bones in minutes
] [I feel that our Zhou Island is now broken
] [I have the same feeling
] [Hahahahaha, Director Zhou: fragile products, please take them carefully]
"Big brother, you are so awesome, or you can directly spend money to buy our pig farm, you show me how to raise pigs without heads."
Director Zhou rolled his eyes at Xu Yu speechlessly.
As soon as these words came out, Xu Yucai reacted after realizing that he had just said something stupid.
Damn it.
Just thinking about flowers, I forgot about other things.
What Director Zhou said also makes some sense.
At this time and a half, he can't sell all the pigs, right?
What to do?
Xu Delirium brainstormed quickly.
After a moment, he spoke thoughtfully.
"Director Zhou, how about we change flowers? You just give me a whole pig and carve it on me.
"I'm not demanding, just carve 99 roses."
Director Zhou: ......
"I see you will kill me sooner or later."
[Hahahahaha, what the hell?] How do you play homophonic terriers again? [
Hahahahaha, at this moment, it's not Pike ah hey, Director Zhou you need to be strong
] [That's right, as long as your life is hard enough
, Teacher Xu will not kill you] [Hahahahaha, God is not dead]
[No, why are Teacher Xu's hobbies so unique? I don't understand]
[I don't understand either, the last thing I understand is... Doesn't this product think pigs stink? He really reaped this flower
] [Help, hahahahahaha, don't count me like this, I beg
you, I already smell the smell] [You're welcome, I just want to remind you]
"Director Zhou, don't be so stingy."
"As the hero of the show, and as a new traffic, you don't send me a flower, right?"
"I don't collect everyone's flowers, what do you think?"