Chapter 307
Chapter 307
Xu Delirium: ......
Pengpeng, I know you're excited.
But can you phrase a little bit before you speak?
This sounds so weird.
Xu Yu slandered for a while, and then took a deep breath.
Xu Delirium: I'm sorry, brother, my family is poor, I can't afford to buy underwear, I sold you what do I wear?
[Hahahahahaha, I'm sorry, brother, living for so many years, I have always only worn this underwear]
[Help, hahahahahaha, Teacher Xu's wave of operations is really awesome, let's just say that when you fool foreign fans, can you care a little about our feelings? We're still watching, hey! 】
【I don't know how to face Xiao Xu's ass in the future
】【Or let's crowdfund to buy a box of underwear for Teacher Xu, this product is really pitiful
】【Hahahahahaha, or just order, buy him diapers well】【
Lying groove, hahahahahaha, are you an undercover agent sent by which diaper manufacturer? [
Hahahahaha, I'm recommending it very seriously, don't know how to talk
] [Okay, okay, hahahahaha]
Foreign buyers: I have already offered a price of 2 million, what do you want? What's the matter, look down on 2 million?
Xu Delirium: ... No, I don't think I deserve them.
Boy.
Xu Yu said this, where did the arrogance go just now?
Peng Peng reached out and patted Xu Yu's shoulder.
Give him a thumbs up.
"It's really worthy of being a young man in the new era, who can flex and stretch."
"Low-key, how can I, how can I get 2 million inexplicably, am I worthy?" I don't deserve it.
"Oh, I would like to, but unfortunately no one wants to pay a high price for the pants I wear, they are all the same people, why is the gap so big?"
[Hahahahaha, Peng Peng, I can't blame you for this, when you were once brilliant, the price of socks and pants could also be so high, but now it's different, now you have fallen
] [That's right, feng shui takes turns, you put away your socks first, one day, this wind will turn on you] [
Hahahahaha, you people are too annoying, isn't this pure fooling Peng Peng? [
How can we fool him, we are talking about this very seriously now]
[That is, can't you see the longing in Peng Peng's eyes? It's annoying]
Foreign buyers: I said that you deserve it, where do you get so much nonsense?
Xu Delirium: Big brother, do you know that you are a typical white wolf with empty gloves? It's nice to say, give me 2 million, I don't know what happens after the past?
Xu Delirium: What, I was stupidly stunned with a pair of worn underwear and a pair of worn socks, and ran thousands of miles to you? No, do I look a lot like a retard?
Xu Yu: You pay online, I can think about it, offline payment will say goodbye to you.
Xu Delirium: I have a total of two kidneys, what do you use when you finish giving me?
At this moment, Xu Yu was angry.
He couldn't care about anything else and roared angrily.
The people next to him couldn't help but look down and laugh when they saw the content of his chat.
"Hahahahaha, Brother Xu Yu, I can see that you are very serious."
"No, I'm really going to be laughed to death, I've never seen you so real."
"Laugh what laugh? What's so funny? Did I say something wrong?
Xu Yu turned his head impatiently and glared at Peng Peng and Xue Zhi, his expression quite serious.
He was telling the truth.
Wow.
Can you live without a kidney?
Thinking.
The person on the other end of the phone did not reply for a long time.
Xu Yu frowned suspiciously, and subconsciously sent another message.
Xu Delirium: Big brother, why don't you talk? Hi hi ho ho cluck.
[Teacher Xu don't shout, I see that this kid has run away
] [Agree, fortunately, your kid's brain turns fast, otherwise he will really be deceived, it's too difficult] [
This brother is professionally trained, empty gloves white wolf's technical leverage, let's call the police? 】
【Then you must
call the police, I'll call now】【No need to call the police, I'm in the bureau, I've already reported the situation to my colleagues, they are already tracking】【
Lying groove, is Mr. Xu's fan base so awesome?
[Oh, man, you underestimate us too much, we have everything except no money]
[Hahahahahaha, no money is the original sin! ] "
Brother Xu, netizens say that nine times out of ten, you have been deceived."
After reading all the comments, Chao slowly raised his head and looked at Xu Yu dumbfounded.
For the first time, it was so close to a scam.
How to say, the mood is still strange.
I've never seen such boldness.
Are scam stars serious?
Did that guy want to go to jail for a long time?
Otherwise, why do you want to do these death-seeking things?
Can't figure it out.
"Scam?"
Xu looked at Transcendence in confusion.
The moment you bow your head, your account has been canceled.
Xu Delirium: ......
After a long day, Bai was happy.
He also thought his socks would really sell for a high price.
This damn cyber crook!
The staff looking for socks were late.
Glancing at the situation at the scene, he walked to Xu Yu with his socks.
"Cough, Teacher Xu, do you still need socks now?"
Xu Delirium: ......
Brother, you can come a little later.
It's never too late to give it to me when I go into the earth.
"Aren't you talking nonsense? How can I let you run for nothing, take it all, then change it.
Xu Yu reached out and took the socks handed by the staff and put them directly on his feet.
He struggled to get up from the ground.
Before he could pat the weeds on his body, the phone rang happily.
He took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and connected it with a confused look.
"Hey, how are you?"
"Hey, hello, is it Mr. Xu Delirium? We are the anti-fraud center, thank you for your contribution to the anti-fraud cause, we have received your report, any follow-up progress, we will notify you as soon as possible.
"Please be vigilant and avoid being scammed."
The sweet female voice on the phone said.
As soon as the voice fell, he couldn't wait to hang up the phone.
Xu Yu looked at the phone blankly, completely unaware of what had happened.
No, when did he report it?
The anti-fraud center made a mistake, right?
"What's wrong, Brother Xu Yu, why is your face so ugly?"
"The anti-fraud center called me, and I didn't know it happened."
[I know, I know, I just reported it in your name, you're welcome
, Teacher Xu, this is what I should do] [Hahahahahaha, I also forwarded this to Weibo, improve fraud awareness, beware of being deceived, everyone is responsible
] [It's not easy, Teacher Xu sits here every day to do positive and negative teaching materials] [
Brothers and sisters, it turns out that there will be no pie in the sky, don't be greedy when you go out].
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