manynovel Chapter 286
Chapter 286
[Lying groove, you guys quickly look at Xu Delir's stinky boy's expression
] [This guy is really getting more and more pompous
] [He knows how to destroy the atmosphere, I really convince]
The emotion of netizens continues.
At this moment, a wail crept in.
"Mimi, this is the first time you say you love me, I..." Xu
Yu looked at Yang Mi excitedly.
His lips trembled as he spoke.
He stretched out his hand towards Yang Mi, looking reluctant.
"Honey, hold me."
Yang Mi: ...
Netizen: ......
Brother, are you on stage?
You are just simply riding a horse, why are you separated from heaven and man.
Too pompous.
"Ride a horse well, and no one will make you a meat pad when you fall down."
Yang Mi helplessly opened her mouth to persuade.
Hearing this, Xu Yu nodded obediently and reached out to grab the saddle.
"Honey, I have another reluctant request, can you say you love me every day?"
[Hey, man, I advise you not to make an inch
] [That is, it is enough to say it, where is it said every day] [
That's right, can't you be considerate of honey? Talking is also very tired okay
] [Honey sister, don't promise him] [Cough, Teacher Xu, I can help you with this favor, I just took a screenshot of the clip of Sister Honey's speech just now, I will separate the audio and send it to you in a while, don't say listen to it every day, you can even listen every minute, all the time] [
Upstairs, nice job! ] [
Upstairs is good, I have to give you a thumbs up
] [Cough, low-key, low-key ha, this is what I should do]
"Can we talk about this later?" To be honest, I haven't seriously said love for a long time.
Yang Mi glanced at Xu Yu slightly unnaturally, and smiled uncomfortably.
If you think about it, all her love-related remarks over the years have come from filming.
She loves to come and go in the play, but the reality is alone.
If it weren't for Xu Delirium's appearance, she didn't know how long her situation would last.
She hadn't really liked someone for so long, and suddenly such a person appeared, and she really didn't fit in.
She needed time to get used to it all.
Hearing what Yang Mi said, Xu Yu nodded.
"No problem, when are you willing to say more."
Saying that, Xu Yu raised his head towards the sky and exhaled a turbid breath heavily.
"Today must be my lucky day, God, come, smash all the luck on me!"
"Boom-"
Accompanied by Xu Yu's words fell.
A bolt of lightning slid through the sky.
Everyone looked up at the cloudless clear sky in confusion, and then stopped their gaze on Xu Yu.
Powerful or delusional.
I can actually communicate with God.
No, this thunder won't fall, right?
"Groove! Brother Xu Yu, shut up quickly, and then be careful that God chops you to death!
Peng Peng looked at the sky nervously.
While speaking, I couldn't help but swallow my spit.
I don't know if this God can distinguish this group of people.
What if the thunder struck him in a moment?
It's terrible.
Beyond looking at the sky blankly, for a long time, he turned his head to look at the staff riding in the SUV on the side.
"Is that thunder just now really not a program effect?"
Staff: ......
If only their program group had this strength.
It's a pity.
They are not familiar with heaven.
"It's really not a program effect, even if it's a program effect, we can imitate the sound, but how to explain that lightning bolt just now?"
That seems to make sense.
Beyond the seriousness of the words nodded, looking at Xu Yu's eyes more and more adoring.
[Teacher Xu really deserves to be Teacher Xu, this is the chosen person of the Eight Classics]
[God wanted to chop him to death just now, right? 【
Why do I think that lightning bolt just now was just in response to Teacher Xu?】 [
Anyway, God can really understand what Teacher Xu said, is he the legendary spokesperson of God? 】
【...... As a senior intellectual with nine years of compulsory education, can we speak with a bit of culture? Do you want to listen to what you have to say? 【
Did I just say that it is very uncultured?】 [
That's right, there is also a feeling of alarmism
] [But it should be said or not, Teacher Xu is too evil, such a good sunny day, there will actually be thunder and lightning, too outrageous] [Who said
it wasn't, if it wasn't a live broadcast, I really doubt the effect of the program] Everyone's
shocked eyes stayed on Xu Yu.
Xu Yu himself was also shocked by God's series of reactions just now, and he was speechless.
Who understands.
God answered his words!
"System, is it really not you who obstructed it?"
[Host, I'm really not that bored]
"Then why did God start paying attention to me for no apparent reason?"
[Maybe you look too angry, this is not to blame your host]
"It makes sense, it must be that I am too handsome."
【...... I didn't mean that, I...]
"You don't have to say anything, I understand what you mean."
Xu Yu interrupted the system unhurriedly, not giving him a chance to say more at all.
System: ......
Why don't I turn a blind eye to the performance that should cooperate with you?
Annoying.
"Director Zhou, how far do you have to get to your destination? This horse really can't ride, and my whole body is almost numb.
I don't know how long it took, Xu Yu turned his head impatiently to look at the SUV on the side.
Saying that, he did not forget to reach out and clench his fist and knock on his head.
"I'm almost shaking my brain."
"Coincidentally, so am I."
Peng Peng echoed and said, not forgetting to hold his head with one hand.
Hearing the sound from outside, Director Zhou slowly poked his head out.
"If you keep going, there will be forty or fifty kilometers to go."
Xu Delirium: ......
Peng Peng: ...
"What you said is light, you have the ability!"
"That is, if my brain leaks, are you responsible?"
[Hahahahahaha, what the hell is the brain pulp almost shaken?] 【
Hahahahaha, Peng Peng and Teacher Xu are really, really miserable! 】 】
[Hahahahaha, others are seven tricks bleeding, the two of them are seven tricks bleeding
] [Don't say, Honey sister and their situation is not much better, you look at them shaking their heads, the more they look like retarded
] [Hahahahaha, help, I thought I was alone, but I didn't expect that there were people who held the same idea as me] [
My honey sister is such a smart person, I was made like this by you].
[Director Zhou, how you torture Teacher Xu, we don't care, but you can't torture Sister Honey, Sister Honey is innocent]
[Yes, yes, release Sister Honey soon! ]
"Director, or should you give up riding a horse?" Netizens are protesting, be careful they send you right away. "
Director Zhou: ......
"Are you threatening me?"
"I..."
"Accept your threat and let them get in the car."