Acai's Sky

Chapter 951 Fantasy Island Mental Hospital 2

Ah Cai looked where she pointed, only to see a regularly flashing light. She then heard the old woman's serious translation: "Tada... it says 'Don't eat broccoli.'"

At this time, a loud crash was heard at the end of the corridor, and several nurses were working together to hold down the patient holding the fire extinguisher.

The man's face flushed red as he roared, "This isn't a fire extinguisher! It's a time machine activator! Just turn it counterclockwise seven and a half times..."

His protest was interrupted by a sudden announcement, a sweet electronic voice echoing through the silent corridor: "Now playing today's midday news - According to our reporter, our hospital has successfully bred a goldfish that can recite pi."

A Cai looked down at her watch and saw that 12 hours had passed in the countdown.

She noticed that whenever the radio came on, the old man who was obsessed with chess would unconsciously tap the table with his chess pieces, and the rhythm was exactly the same as the intervals between news broadcasts.

At this moment, the young man wearing a tinfoil helmet suddenly rushed in front of her and placed his fluorescent powder-stained palm on her shoulder. "I've deciphered it! These pills are the coordinates of an alien civilization!"

He held up the vitamins the nurse had just handed out and said, "Look, this 'Vitamin C' is clearly the abbreviation for 'Center of the Universe'!"

"enough!"

The head nurse's scream echoed through the corridor. She held up a syringe filled with liquid medicine, like a queen wielding a scepter. "Everyone return to the ward immediately! Otherwise..."

Before he could finish his words, the "hero" suddenly jumped into the air and accurately picked up the syringe with the tip of his broom.

The white liquid drew a parabola in the air and happened to land on the head of an old man who was mopping the floor. He was so startled that he threw his mop and shouted, "Oh no! A biochemical crisis has broken out!"

The next day, Acai wandered to a corner.

Three patients sat around a round plastic table. A girl with pigtails held up a "microphone" made of rolled-up toilet paper and spoke solemnly, "After three days and three nights of research, I've proven that the Earth is actually a giant donut, with the North and South Poles just holes dotted with icing!"

"Ridiculous!" The boy in dinosaur pajamas slammed his toy dinosaur on the table. "It's clearly an alien base! Look at the cracks between the tiles, they're all portal activation buttons!"

He suddenly started banging his head against the wall. "Bang! Bang! Entering the password!"

The middle-aged man wearing gold-rimmed glasses pushed up his lenses and spoke slowly, "Both of your theories have loopholes. I suggest using my 'quantum stacking cats' experiment to verify them."

He suddenly pulled out three stuffed cats from behind his back and said, "When the cats are both alive and dead at the same time, Schrödinger's dogs will come and steal the dried fish!"

"Dear patients, it's time for rehabilitation training." The moment the nurse appeared pushing a wheelchair, the atmosphere on the scene suddenly became tense.

The dinosaur boy stuffed the toy dinosaur into his crotch at lightning speed, the girl hid the toilet paper microphone in her socks, and the middle-aged man arranged the stuffed cats neatly into a square formation.

"I refuse!" The girl suddenly did a spacewalk. "According to my 'Donut Cosmology', today is the day when the black hole's gravitational waves are strongest. Movement will cause the icing on the Earth to fall off!"

"That's right!" The middle-aged man held up a toy cat. "Training at this moment will disrupt the life and death balance of the quantum cats and cause a shortage of cosmic cat food!"

The nurse took three deep breaths, the smile on her face almost cracking: "Just a simple stretching exercise..."

"Don't try to fool me!" The dinosaur boy suddenly pulled out a plastic straw from his back and struck a fencing stance. "He's trying to take this opportunity to implant a chip in me! Watch out! Guardians of the Galaxy: Straw Assault!" As he spoke, he poked the nurse's disinfectant bottle with the straw.

In the chaos, Acai noticed the scene in the corner.

An old woman in a hospital gown was drawing on the wall with crayons: a carrot with wings and a toilet with a crown. "This is my kingdom."

Without even turning around, the old lady said, "Those doctors are thieves who came to steal my magic carrot."

She suddenly leaned closer to Ah Cai and lowered her voice, "Did you see that nurse with the butterfly hairpin? She's an alien queen disguised as a human!"

At this moment, a quarrel was heard from the end of the corridor.

A doctor in a white coat is holding a notebook and confronting a patient wearing a space suit with a picture on it.

"You've claimed to be the Martian ambassador to Earth for three consecutive days," the doctor explained patiently, "but according to the medical records..."

"Ignorance!" The patient suddenly saluted. "This is a classified mission! See those clouds outside the window? They're our Martian fleet's disguise!"

He suddenly pointed at Ah Cai and said, "This lady is my translator!"

Before Ah Cai could react, the doctor turned to her and said, "Can you persuade him? He insists on launching this~"

The doctor held up a "rocket" made from a can and a straw.

"This is an intergalactic communicator!" The patient excitedly shook the "rocket," making parts clatter. "It requires special fuel to start it up~" He suddenly pulled a piece of candy from his pocket. "Look! A special energy stone from Mars!"

The most jaw-dropping thing was the "philosopher" in the activity room. This man, always in a bathrobe, used his slippers as a microphone and gave a speech to the air: "We are all living in the dream of a giant turtle! When it yawns, it's an earthquake; when it shakes its fur, it's wind..."

He suddenly put the slipper on his head and said, "Look! It's a turtle shell!"

The moment the nurse appeared with the medicine tray, the entire activity room went into a state of readiness.

A patient in a space suit aimed a "rocket" at a nurse, a philosopher brandished a slipper, and an old lady raised a crayon as a weapon.

"Poison! It's definitely poison!" everyone shouted in unison.

"It's just vitamins..." The nurse's voice was drowned out by the protests.

"I demand a chemical test!"

"Let the doctor try it first!"

"Unless I use my quantum cat for experiments!"

Ah Cai was observing all this with great interest, but her mind was racing with thoughts.

Although these patients' words and deeds are bizarre, judging from their behavior, everyone firmly believes that he is right, and it is difficult to judge who is the mentally normal person.

While thinking, a woman who had been silent in the corner caught Acai's attention.

She sat quietly in a chair, holding a tattered fairy tale book in her hand, and looked up from time to time at the farce around her, with a hint of imperceptible helplessness in her eyes.

At this time, a doctor came over with a medical record in his hand: "Bed 302, it's time for psychological counseling."

The woman put the book down, nodded obediently, and followed the doctor into the counseling room.

A Cai hesitated for a moment and decided to follow quietly.

In the counseling room, the doctor flipped open the medical record and asked kindly, "How are you feeling lately? Have you been taking your medicine on time?"

The woman suddenly smiled slyly. "Doctor, do you know? This world is fake. We are all living in someone else's dream. Look, these walls, these furniture, they are all projections of dreams."

She stretched out her hands and gestured randomly in the air, "And I am the only one awake. I want to find the exit of this dream and lead everyone away from here."

The doctor adjusted his glasses and said helplessly, "You're talking nonsense again. Come, take your medicine." As he spoke, he took out a few pills from his pocket.

"I won't take it! This is a sleeping pill given to us by the creator of the dream. If we take it, we'll never wake up!"

The woman stood up excitedly. "Haven't you noticed? Time has stopped here. We're repeating the same life every day!"

The doctor sighed and tried to comfort her: "Don't get excited, sit down first..."

"You don't believe me at all!" The woman suddenly grabbed the water cup on the table, "I'll prove it to you!" As she said that, she threw the water cup hard to the ground.

The crisp shattering sound was particularly harsh in the quiet room.

In the chaos, Acai noticed a certain detail: the old lady who was always drawing strange pictures would unconsciously glance at the vents on the wall every time she spoke.

This subtle movement seemed particularly abrupt in an environment full of absurd words and actions...