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Tang Youyou held up a letter and said to Hu Yifei, "Hey, Yifei, here's a letter for you. It looks like... it was sent from your school."
Hu Yifei took the letter from Tang Youyou.
He didn't open it, but looked at Tang Youyou with an ambiguous expression.
Tang Youyou felt a chill run down her spine from being stared at: "Sister Yifei, look at the letter, why are you looking at me?"
Hu Yifei smiled and asked, "Youyou, to be honest, what do you think of Guan Gu?"
Tang Youyou didn't understand what she meant by asking that, and said, "It's fine, what's wrong?"
"That's great! So when are you planning to accept his confession?" Hu Yifei asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Confess your feelings? What do you mean by confessing your feelings?" Tang Youyou asked, completely confused.
Hu Yifei laughed and bumped Tang Youyou's shoulder, saying, "Stop pretending, I know everything. Guan Gu told you 'I love you' at the bar yesterday. Doesn't that count as a confession?"
"What? Yifei, what are you thinking?" Tang Youyou said speechlessly, "Guan Gu's problem is a side effect of drinking that guy's cocktail!"
"What do you mean? I don't understand." Hu Yifei frowned.
Seeing this, Tang Youyou explained the whole story.
Hu Yifei then realized: "You mean Guan Gu said those words without his control?"
“Of course,” Tang Youyou nodded.
"Damn, so that's how it is. I was so excited for nothing." Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.
"Sister Yifei, you can figure it out yourself. How could Guangu confess to another girl right after losing his online romance?" Tang Youyou asked rhetorically.
“Yeah, that’s true.” Hu Yifei knew Guan Gu Shenqi and knew that this couldn’t be his style.
Unless it's Lu Ziqiao.
Thinking of this, Hu Yifei changed her mind again and said, "But Guan Gu is not bad. I think you two can develop a relationship."
"Oh, Sister Yifei, you should just read the letter and not talk about this anymore." Tang Youyou didn't want to continue this topic.
"Okay, read the letter." Seeing Tang Youyou change the subject, Hu Yifei didn't say anything more, opened the envelope in her hand, and muttered to herself as she did so, "Pass, pass, pass..."
Tang Youyou had never seen Hu Yifei so nervous before, and asked curiously, "What is this?"
Hu Yifei didn't answer. But when she saw the notification in the letter, she immediately jumped up and down excitedly, shouting, "Oh my Ladygaga, I passed the exam! Haha, God knows how long I prepared to get into a doctoral program!"
Tang Youyou asked curiously, "What did you get into?"
Hu Yifei shouted excitedly, "Doctor, I passed the doctoral entrance exam! Yay!"
"Really? That's great!" Tang Youyou was happy for Hu Yifei, but then she suddenly asked, "When are you going to take the master's entrance exam?"
Hu Yifei said with a strange expression, "I already have a master's degree."
Tang Youyou asked in confusion, "But aren't you a teacher?"
Hu Yifei explained, "This is called 'taking a temporary post to pursue a master's degree.' I was already pursuing my master's degree when I was working as a political education teacher."
"Ah, although I don't quite understand, I still want to congratulate you!" After saying that, Tang Youyou immediately added excitedly, "I'll go tell everyone right away and have a good celebration." Then she turned to leave.
"Wait a minute." Hu Yifei quickly stopped Tang Youyou and said, "You can't tell them about this."
Tang Youyou asked, puzzled, "Why? Isn't this good news?"
Hu Yifei said confidently, "It's good news for me, but not everyone will agree, especially some low-quality hosts who will definitely use this as an excuse to make a fuss."
Tang Youyou immediately recognized who Hu Yifei was referring to and asked, "You mean Teacher Zeng?"
Hu Yifei immediately said seriously, "You also think he has low moral character, don't you?"
Tang Youyou held up one finger and said speechlessly, "He's the only host here."
Hu Yifei said seriously, "In short, you must keep this a secret for me and you must not tell anyone."
Tang Youyou immediately assured her, "Don't worry, I'm very tight-lipped."
Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei knew that her previous instructions were meaningless.
……
……
Bar downstairs.
Tang Youyou gathered everyone together and said she had something important to announce.
event?
Tang Youyou and Guan Gu Shenqi sat down together.
Everyone immediately realized what this matter was.
I was very excited.
Su Mingyang was somewhat puzzled.
I wondered if things were progressing so quickly between these two.
Tang Youyou had no idea that everyone had misunderstood her intentions. She was just about to tell everyone the news that Hu Yifei had been admitted to the doctoral program.
Lu Ziqiao cut her off, saying, "Auntie, stop talking. We already know what you're about to say."
"Huh?" Tang Youyou was stunned for a moment, then said after she came to her senses, "No way, you all know that Yifei got into a doctoral program?"
Everyone exclaimed in unison, "What? Doctor?"
"Really? Don't you all know?" Tang Youyou asked suspiciously, seeing everyone's expressions. "You just said you already knew, what do you know?"
The group exchanged glances, unsure of what to say.
Lu Ziqiao, ever outspoken, said speechlessly, "Auntie, you're not talking about Guan Gu becoming my uncle, are you?"
"What uncle? Can you stop talking nonsense!" Tang Youyou was so angry that her face scrunched up.
Guan Gu Shenqi was shocked, his brows furrowing into a deep frown: "Ziqiao, what are you talking about? When did I become your uncle-in-law? You can't joke like that, or I'll cut your stomach!"
"How could I be talking nonsense? Didn't you already confess to Youyou?" Lu Ziqiao said, shrugging.
"Confess your feelings?" Guan Gu Shenqi was completely baffled.
Seeing that everyone had the same misunderstanding as Hu Yifei.
Tang Youyou looked helpless and explained the situation again.
Everyone then realized that it was all a misunderstanding.
After a brief moment of awkwardness.
The topic then shifted back to Hu Yifei's admission to the female doctoral program.
“A female…doctor? Haha…” Zeng Xiaoxian immediately thought of a strange place and laughed so hard that his dentures came out.
Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "Yifei is the first female PhD I've ever known. What did she study?"
Tang Youyou frowned and said, "Ideological and political education, the research direction seems to be... classical philosophy and Western social thought."
Lu Ziqiao said, "Hmph, I often touch on these two topics when I'm chatting up girls."
The crowd scoffed, "Tch!"
Qin Yumo said worriedly, "Yifei is already strong-willed, and now she has been admitted to a female doctoral program. Any guy who is with her will definitely feel a lot of pressure."
Guan Gu Shenqi said, "Her sense of oppression is innate and has nothing to do with her education."
Zeng Xiaoxian teased, "Wow, with her innate talent and hard work, Yifei is charging towards the ultimate goal of infertility!"
Su Mingyang laughed and said, "Teacher Zeng, you're overthinking it. Yifei is quite pretty, how could no one want her?"
“Yes, these days it’s all about looks,” Lin Wanyu said.
Zeng Xiaoxian disagreed with this view, saying, "That's not necessarily true. Haven't you heard the legends about female PhDs?"
Guan Gu Shenqi asked, "What legend is there about the female PhD?"
Zeng Xiaoxian explained, "There are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and..."
Su Mingyang joked, "There are also hermaphrodites."
Guan Gu asked curiously, "What kind of person is a hermaphrodite?"
“It’s a transvestite, somewhere between a man and a woman,” Su Mingyang replied.
Zeng Xiaoxian shouted unhappily, "Hey, what do you mean by hermaphrodite? Can you let me finish?"
Su Mingyang smiled and said, "Go on."
Zeng Xiaoxian explained, "It's men, women, and female PhDs. Female PhDs are the fighter jets among humans, surrounded by multiple halos: a knowledge halo, which halves the time it takes to learn new knowledge; an indifference halo, which ignores all mental attacks; and a rationality halo, which doubles the damage to all men."
Guan Gu Shenqi retorted, "Teacher Zeng, have you been playing too much Warcraft?"
Tang Youyou frowned and said, "Even if the female PhD is more capable, can't she just find a boyfriend who is more capable than her?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Just kidding. All bachelors and masters are wiped out. Male PhDs can only protect themselves. To beat female PhDs, hmph, they can only rely on Saint Seiya's armor."
Su Mingyang joked, "I reckon even a Saint Seiya wouldn't work, since Yifei is a Gold Saint."
Everyone burst out laughing.
Zhang Wei said thoughtfully, "If female PhDs are the third type of people, then wouldn't those who like female PhDs be the fourth type of people?"