Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Lu Ziqiao shrugged indifferently.

Tang Youyou looked angrily at her nephew: "There is no such category. We only have categories for animals, daily life, film and television, and science."

Su Mingyang said, "I choose the animal category."

"Okay." Tang Youyou pulled out a question card and asked, "Please listen to the question: Two dogs are racing. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow. When they reach the finish line, which dog sweats more?"

Guan Gu Shenqi thought for a moment and replied, "I know, it must be dog A, because if you run slowly, you'll be sweating by the time you reach the finish line."

“I disagree. I think it’s a dog. The fast runners don’t even have time to sweat this much by the time they reach the finish line,” Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"You two need to decide which one you want," Tang Youyou said, glancing at the timer. There were only twenty seconds left.

I think it's A.

I think it's B.

Lü Ziqiao: (Qian's) "I agree with Teacher Zeng."

"I agree with what Guan Gu said."

The group argued back and forth over the answer.

Su Mingyang didn't express his opinion. After thinking carefully, he suddenly had an inspiration and shouted, "Stop arguing! I've got it! The answer is neither A (dog) nor B (dog), because dogs don't sweat!"

"Correct answer!" Tang Youyou declared definitively.

"Yay!" Zeng Xiaoxian and the other three immediately shouted excitedly.

Hu Yifei quickly covered her ears.

After the cheers subsided, Lü Ziqiao asked curiously, "Mingyang, how do you know dogs don't sweat?"

"Is that even a question? Have you ever seen a dog sweat?" Su Mingyang said.

"I didn't notice that; I was only concerned about whether the beauties were sweating," Lu Ziqiao said, raising an eyebrow.

"...".

Chapter 399

"It's Yifei's turn next," Tang Youyou said.

Hu Yifei thought for a moment and replied, "I'll also choose the animal category."

Tang Youyou asked, "A sow was crossing a bridge that could support 500 kilograms of weight. The sow weighed 300 kilograms, but when she reached the middle of the bridge, it collapsed. What happened?"

Guan Gu Shenqi couldn't help but complain: "This is what you call an animal-related question?"

Tang Youyou gave him a yellow card without hesitation, and Zeng Xiaoxian quickly pulled him back.

Hu Yifei hesitated before saying, "I...I know, it's...a bridge that you can drive across."

"Correct answer." Tang Youyou said, and marked one point for Hu Yifei on the scoreboard.

Lu Ziqiao frowned and asked, "Can a sow drive a car?"

Hu Yifei said matter-of-factly, "If Zeng Xiaoxian can drive, why can't a sow?"

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his dead fish eyes.

Tang Youyou gestured and said, "It's your turn again, 800 boys."

Lu Ziqiao immediately replied, "Japanese action movies."

Everyone stared in disbelief.

Tang Youyou rolled her eyes speechlessly and silently raised a yellow card.

Su Mingyang said, "If you keep bringing this up, I'll really kick you out of the team."

"agree!"

Lu Ziqiao sighed; these were the questions he was best at.

If he can't choose now, then his wisdom is wasted.

Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Lifestyle category."

Tang Youyou asked, "Here's a question: Hu Yifei suddenly fell from a height of 6,000 meters to 1,000 meters, why is she still alive?"

Su Mingyang had a sudden inspiration: "Because she's a stock investor."

"Correct answer!" Tang Youyou added another point to the "Hunky Men's Team".

"This works? Didn't he fall on the plane?" Lu Ziqiao looked at everyone, completely puzzled.

Zeng Xiaoxian and the others didn't say anything because they didn't know why either.

Tang Youyou gestured to Hu Yifei.

Hu Yifei said, "Film and television."

Tang Youyou asked, "Please name the four lines that Sha Wujing (Sandy) says most often in Journey to the West."

Hu Yifei thought for a moment, then mimicked Sha Wujing's tone and said, "Eldest brother, Master has been captured by a monster."

"first sentence."

"Second Brother, Master has been captured by a monster."

"Correct, the second sentence."

Hu Yifei thought for a moment and continued, "Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother has been captured by a monster. Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother and Master have all been captured by a monster."

“Absolutely correct.” Tang Youyou added another point to the scoreboard.

Su Mingyang said, "I also want to choose the animal category."

"Listen to the question: What animal likes to ask 'why' the most?" Tang Youyou said.

"Is this question a joke? How can animals talk?" Lu Ziqiao frowned.

Tang Youyou smiled slightly and issued a yellow card.

"Ziqiao, stop talking nonsense." Zhang Wei quickly stopped Lü Ziqiao, and after thinking for a moment, said, "I know, humans are animals too, so the answer is humans!"

“That’s right!” Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu Shenqi both agreed with this answer and looked at Tang Youyou.

Tang Youyou shook her head: "Wrong, I'll give you another chance."

"Huh? How could this be?" Zhang Wei was instantly dumbfounded.

Su Mingyang rubbed his temples with his index finger, and then he realized the answer to the question: "I understand, it's a pig."

"Correct answer!" Tang Youyou exclaimed excitedly.

"No, why? Why a pig? Has anyone here ever seen a talking pig?" Lu Ziqiao was momentarily confused and looked at everyone in bewilderment.

But what puzzled him was that everyone was looking at him with strange eyes.

Then they all burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Lu Ziqiao was even more confused now.

"Hahahahahaha~"

Everyone laughed even harder!

Seeing that Lü Ziqiao hadn't reacted yet, Guan Gu Shenqi prompted, "Ziqiao, you just asked why, didn't you just admit that you're a pig?"

"what?"

Lu Ziqiao finally realized what everyone was laughing at. His face turned a deep shade of liver as he glared angrily at Tang Youyou: "Auntie, what kind of ridiculous question did you come up with?!"

Chapter 400

"If you question me again, I'll kick you out of the team." Tang Youyou glared at Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao immediately backed down: "Okay, okay, I won't say anything, alright?"

Tang Youyou stopped pursuing the matter and looked at Hu Yifei: "Yifei, it's your turn."

"I choose the lifestyle category."

"Okay, here's the question: When do chrysanthemums bloom?"

"October," Hu Yifei replied.

"No, it's when you go to the toilet."

Hu Yifei: "..."

This is an amazing question!

Su Mingyang found it somewhat amusing and said, "~I'll also choose the lifestyle category."

"Okay." Tang Youyou asked, "Here's a question: What are the benefits of someone not eating breakfast for a long time?"

"I've never heard of any benefits to skipping breakfast before," Zeng Xiaoxian said in surprise.

Zhang Wei laughed and said, "I know the answer to this question. The advantage of not eating breakfast is that it saves money on breakfast."

"Correct answer." Tang Youyou added another point to the "Hunky Men's Team."

"Haha, by the way, I never thought that skipping breakfast would come in handy." Zhang Wei said excitedly.

Su Mingyang said, "Zhang Wei, you still need to eat breakfast. It's not worth ruining your health just to save a few dollars."