Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Now, Lin Wanyu and Su Mingyang are spending time alone together.

It was far less than the time Lin Wanyu spent with Tang Youyou.

Even at night, Lin Wanyu went to Tang Youyou's room to watch a movie together.

Su Mingyang was left to "stay alone in his empty room".

I was starting to get the feeling that Lin Wanyu had fallen for someone else.

Seeing that Su Mingyang (773) had agreed, Lin Wanyu left with cheerful steps.

Su Mingyang shook his head.

I don't think it's very interesting to go back to Love Apartment alone.

I decided to go to a bar for a while.

I happened to see Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, and Zhang Wei sitting on the sofa drinking and chatting.

I quickly joined in.

They started bragging together.

The group was having a great time chatting.

Hu Yifei walked over and sat down on the sofa, startling Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, and Zhang Wei, who quickly moved in the opposite direction from her.

Hu Yifei didn't mind and smiled gently, "I'll ask again, is there anyone willing to move in and share the rent with me? I can protect you!"

Su Mingyang shook his head with a smile. Hasn't Yi Fei given up yet?

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian leaned against Lu Ziqiao and hesitated, saying, "This...we..."

Lu Ziqiao quickly said, "We just think... living with rats actually has a unique... charm."

Zhang Wei immediately agreed, saying, "Yes! We should treat every life in the world equally."

“Okay, since none of you want to move in, I won’t force you. I’ll continue to look for new roommates, but…” After saying that, Hu Yifei threw what looked like a contract onto the table in front of the four of them.

Hu Yifei continued, "I made this plan last night in order to make a good impression on my new roommate."

After speaking, he pointed to the contract.

The four of them quickly picked up the contract from the table and began to read it. Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously, "What is this?"

Hu Yifei's expression was playful: "A comprehensive management plan."

Lu Ziqiao asked in bewilderment, "A basket? The plan that Old Ma announced at the White House yesterday... is also called that."

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and explained, "A 'package' means a whole series of rules, including when you must turn off the lights, when you must get up, when outsiders are prohibited from visiting, what decibel level is considered noise, and the penalties for violations."

Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei, and Lü Ziqiao looked at these rules and regulations, and their expressions immediately turned somewhat ugly.

Su Mingyang was also very dissatisfied: "Even a landlord doesn't have that much power, does he? I'm telling you, Yifei, aren't you meddling a bit too much?"

"that is!"

"Mingyang is right, we disagree!"

"We strongly protest!"

Seeing that Su Mingyang shared their opinion, Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei, and Lü Ziqiao instantly gained the confidence to resist.

Hu Yifei calmly tossed her hair and said, "Uh, I forgot to mention, Mingyang, your 3603 doesn't need to follow this plan. Besides, you bought the house yourself, so I really don't have the authority. This plan only applies to 3602."

Her explanation immediately softened Su Mingyang's expression, and he smiled, "Oh, I see. Then it's alright."

"Mmm." Hu Yifei smiled gently at Su Mingyang.

Zeng Xiaoxian, Lü Ziqiao, and Zhang Wei nearly vomited blood, and they all started yelling at Su Mingyang.

"Damn! Mingyang, which side are you on?"

"Mingyang, you're a man too, you can't just stand by and watch Yifei bully us!"

"That's right, Mingyang, please help me out!"

Seeing that the men were so emotional, Su Mingyang comforted them, "Well, Yifei's comprehensive plan is indeed a bit harsh, but the intention is good, to make your lives more disciplined."

"Think about it yourselves, do you often scream in the middle of the night? Do you turn the music up to the maximum? Wanyu has been woken up by you several times."

"And they bring all sorts of shady people to the apartment, especially you, Ziqiao, who often brings bar girls. Anyone who didn't know better would think 3602 is involved in some kind of illegal or criminal activity."

These words left the three of them speechless.

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“Mingyang is the most reasonable person.” Hu Yifei nodded in agreement, and then said, “By the way, this also stipulates the details of the areas you are responsible for cleaning each week.”

"These terms are way too many!" Zeng Xiaoxian was furious.

"What is this?" Zhang Wei frowned as he looked at one of the clauses. "Personal safety guarantee fund?"

Hu Yifei explained with a smile, "Oh! If you need to catch rats next time, I can provide professional services, but of course, it won't be free."

Zeng Xiaoxian frowned and said, "Isn't this just collecting protection money?"

Hu Yifei, with her hands in her pockets, said disdainfully, "You don't have to pay, but next time you encounter a little mouse, don't be afraid, and definitely don't call... Mom."

"...

Zeng Xiaoxian's face instantly turned awkward.

Lu Ziqiao, unwilling to be subjected to such inhumane control, protested, "This is unfair. It's all targeting us. Love Apartment isn't a constitutional monarchy."

Hu Yifei laughed and said, "Haha, I wouldn't call myself a monarch, but I'm close. I've been burdened with protecting you, so of course I'll be in charge of managing you."

Zhang Wei also mustered his courage and said, "We will protect ourselves."

Hu Yifei scoffed, "Ha! Three heroes fought Lü Bu, but you three good-for-nothings can't even beat a rat."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt extremely embarrassed and retorted, "That wasn't an ordinary rat."

“It’s all the same to me.” Hu Yifei looked at the three of them with an air of dominance. “Listen, only the creatures at the top of the food chain can decide the rules of the game, and I am that person, because… I’m not afraid of anything.”

After saying that, she turned and left gracefully.

Zhang Wei said with disbelief, "Not afraid of anything? That's too absolute, isn't it?"

Seeing Hu Yifei walk away, Zeng Xiaoxian threw down the contract and said defiantly, "What's so great about her? No matter how arrogant she is, she's just a woman."

Lu Ziqiao said, "From a biological perspective, it should be, but in other fields... it's hard to say."

Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily, "Besides having slightly higher than normal testosterone levels, what else is abnormal about her?"

Lu Ziqiao shook his head and said, "But I think Yifei is abnormal in every way except for her normal testosterone levels."

Zhang Wei said with a look of fear, "Yes! Can a normal woman crush a rat with her bare hands?"

"No matter what, we still have to find a way to get Yifei to cancel this 'all-in-one' plan, otherwise we'll definitely have a miserable life from now on," Zeng Xiaoxian said with determination.

Su Mingyang said quietly, "Zeng Xiaoxian, you should just give up. You can't even beat a mouse, so don't even think about fighting Yifei."

"Even if we can't win, we have to fight," Zeng Xiaoxian said. "No matter what, the three of us men can't just give up territory and pay reparations to a woman. We are not to be tyrannical by wealth, nor swayed by poverty, nor subdued by force!"

“These three sentences don’t seem to have much to do with us, do they?” Zhang Wei said, pointing to himself, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Lu Ziqiao in turn, “I’m a poor wretch, you’re a coward, and he’s a silver thief.”

"..."

His words made Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao somewhat discouraged.

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Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it carefully and realized that only Su Mingyang could help them. He immediately shook Su Mingyang's arm and pleaded, "Mingyang, please help us. Are you just going to stand by and watch us be oppressed by that she-devil Hu Yifei?"

“Sigh, Yifei is a woman of her word, there’s nothing I can do about it.” Su Mingyang pried Zeng Xiaoxian’s hand away and teased, “Why don’t the three of you go and duel with Yifei? If you beat her, you’ll have a say.”

"Spare us!" Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows.

Su Mingyang sighed. To be honest, he didn't want to see Hu Yifei acting like a bully.

After thinking for two seconds, she said, "Alright, since you can't do it openly, we'll have to resort to underhanded tactics. Didn't Yifei say she's not afraid of anything?"

“Yes.” The three nodded.

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "In that case, there is a way. If we can find something that Yifei is afraid of, you can gain some control over the conversation. Teacher Zeng, do you remember the time you performed a play for Yifei?"

"I remember." Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, and he said, "Mingyang, you mean..."

“That’s right, that’s the one.” Su Mingyang’s lips curled up.

"I understand." Zeng Xiaoxian grinned mischievously.

Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei looked completely bewildered as the two men were speaking in riddles.

He immediately pressed for details.

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately explained to the two of them.

After learning about that incident.

Zhang Wei and Lü Ziqiao suddenly realized.

They all revealed a sinister smile. 9.

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