Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"Uh, I want to eat instant noodles," Su Mingyang said.

“But didn’t you just say whatever?” Lin Wanyu asked.

"That was just now. Now I'm craving instant noodles again. Watching the snow outside the window while eating a bowl of hot pickled cabbage and beef noodles should be pretty good, right?" Su Mingyang said with a smile.

Lin Wanyu was somewhat tempted: "Okay (Zhao, right?) Then let's have instant noodles."

"Eating instant noodles on Valentine's Day, don't you guys think that's a bit much?" Chen Meijia said, looking up when she heard the two's decision.

"I think it's fine," Lin Wanyu said dismissively.

"What matters is not what you eat, but who you eat with," Su Mingyang said, recalling this classic saying.

“Yes, that makes sense.” Lin Wanyu agreed wholeheartedly and leaned on Su Mingyang’s shoulder.

"Ok."

Chen Meijia was speechless.

Seeing the two so intimate, I felt a pang of envy and sadness.

Chapter 319

After dinner.

Holding an iron bar in her hand, Lin Wanyu curled up a sinister smile and stealthily walked towards Su Mingyang, who was sitting on the sofa playing on his phone.

As she approached him from behind, Lin Wanyu reached out to grab his ear.

Unexpectedly, Su Mingyang, who had already noticed, grabbed her wrist.

"Ouch! It hurts!" Lin Wanyu immediately cried out in pain.

Su Mingyang released her hand, turned his head and smiled, "What do you want now?"

Lin Wanyu has done this kind of little trick countless times over the years.

Lin Wanyu shook her wrist and pouted, saying, "What else can I do? I just wanted to clean your ears."

As she spoke, she raised the ear pick in her hand.

"Ear cleaning?"

Su Mingyang felt a chill run down his spine upon hearing this.

He couldn't help but recall the last time Lin Wanyu had pulled him to clean his ears.

a few days ago.

Lin Wanyu suddenly shouted that she wanted to clean his ears.

Having nothing else to do, he didn't refuse and lay between Lin Wanyu's legs, closing his eyes to enjoy her ear-cleaning service.

But as she was rummaging through her hands, Lin Wanyu's hand suddenly trembled for no apparent reason.

It almost punctured his eardrum.

This is the end.

He never dared to let Lin Wanyu help him scoop it out again.

I don't know where Lin Wanyu got the energy to be so persistent in cleaning his ears.

In short, we absolutely cannot agree to this!

He doesn't want to become deaf at such a young age.

Thinking of this, Su Mingyang immediately stood up and said, "No, Wanyu, I just cleaned myself a couple of days ago, it's very clean."

Upon hearing this reason, Lin Wanyu's hand holding the ear pick shook excitedly as she said, "You definitely didn't clean it all by yourself, let me clean it for you again!"

"No need to bother, it's very clean," Su Mingyang said with a wry smile.

Lin Wanyu was extremely anxious, feeling like she was being scratched by a cat's claws.

It's like a smoker who hasn't smoked for several days seeing a cigarette in front of them, but not being able to smoke it.

Actually, this quirk was passed on to her by Hu Yifei.

I remember one day she and Hu Yifei came back from shopping.

She casually mentioned that her ears felt a little uncomfortable.

Hu Yifei immediately offered to clean her ears.

She agreed without much thought.

After taking the money, Hu Yifei showed a very happy expression, as if she had ascended to heaven.

She didn't understand it at all; it was just cleaning someone's ear, why make such a fuss?

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei immediately told her how incredibly enjoyable it was to clean someone's ears.

Try it if you don't believe me.

I was half-believing and half-doubting.

She took the ear pick that Hu Yifei handed her and used it to clean the other person's ears.

Unexpectedly, after just one try, she became addicted to the feeling.

Seeing Su Mingyang's resistance, Lin Wanyu was extremely anxious. She squatted down and looked at Su Mingyang with a pitiful expression: "Mingyang, please, just let me take it out!"

Su Mingyang was no longer impressed with this tactic, and said with a similarly bitter face, "Wanyu, please spare me. Do you want me to become deaf?"

Hearing this, Lin Wanyu held up four fingers and said sincerely, "It was just a mistake last time. This time I will be extremely careful, I promise!"

"Well, your brain is safe, but your hands aren't," Su Mingyang said helplessly.

"Mingyang, please trust me just this once, I beg you!"

Su Mingyang really didn't dare to agree, so he rolled his eyes and tried to divert Lin Wanyu's attention: "Your favorite TV series is about to start, how about I watch TV with you?"

Lin Wanyu has learned her lesson and isn't buying it anymore. She pretended to be annoyed and said, "You really won't let me help you scoop it out?"

"It's not that we don't allow it, it's just that we really don't need it."

"Okay, in that case, I won't force you." Lin Wanyu suddenly stood up.

Seeing this, Su Mingyang thought Lin Wanyu had given up and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

But Lin Wanyu's next sentence stunned her.

"I'll be sleeping in the second bedroom by myself for the next few days," Lin Wanyu said, hands on her hips and chin slightly raised.

The meaning of this sentence is self-evident.

When Su Mingyang realized what was happening, he was both annoyed and amused. This little girl was actually threatening him. After thinking for a couple of seconds, he pretended to be nonchalant and said, "Okay, no problem."

Now it was Lin Wanyu's turn to be stunned.

Chapter 320

Seeing Su Mingyang's indifferent expression, Lin Wanyu's mood gradually sank, and she slumped onto the sofa in dejection, without saying a word.

Are you angry?

Su Mingyang subconsciously thought that Lin Wanyu was upset because he refused to have her ears cleaned.

He slowly sat down next to her.

I felt very helpless.

I was just thinking of just agreeing to her request.

Then I heard Lin Wanyu's resentful voice in my ear: "Mingyang, don't you care about me anymore?"

"Huh?" This left him speechless.

So what if they didn't ask me to clean my ears?

How did we get onto this topic?

Wanyu's logic is touching!

That's what he thought, but Su Mingyang wouldn't say it out loud. It was just a tiff, and he still had to coax her.

He reached out and pulled Lin Wanyu into his arms, saying softly, "How could that be? Have you forgotten what day it is today?"

The warm embrace made Lin Wanyu feel relaxed, but thinking of Su Mingyang's attitude, she said with dissatisfaction, "Of course I haven't forgotten, but you said it was fine when I said I wanted to sleep in the second bedroom! Isn't that a sign that you don't care about me?"

Su Mingyang suddenly realized: "Uh, so that's what you meant?"

"if not?"

"Okay, Wanyu, you've really wronged me. I was just saying that out of respect for your wishes. How did that mean I don't care about you?"

Su Mingyang said nonsensically.

"really?"

"of course."

"OK then."

Seeing that Su Mingyang answered so confidently, Lin Wanyu stopped dwelling on it.

With the problem solved, Su Mingyang breathed a sigh of relief. Then, he suddenly remembered something and said, "Wanyu, your problem is solved. Now it's time to solve mine, right?"