Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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He then let out a loud yawn.

Seeing that Lin Wanyu was really sleepy, Su Mingyang had no choice but to nod and say, "Okay, what about after you take a nap?"

"Hmm..." Lin Wanyu thought for a long time but couldn't come up with an answer, so she simply said, "How about we talk about it after I've finished sleeping, okay?"

“Of course,” Su Mingyang said. “I’ll do whatever you say.”

Lin Wanyu smiled happily: "Mmm, Mingyang, you're so good. Mua~" 9.

Chapter 307

Lin Wanyu went back to her room to rest.

Su Mingyang, having nothing better to do, went around visiting people.

No one is at 3601.

He then arrived at 3602.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Lu Zhanbo holding a rose, kneeling on one knee and saying affectionately to Lu Ziqiao, "Let me be your man, say yes?"

Lu Ziqiao sat on the sofa, arms crossed, and said in a seductive manner, "I need to think about this matter some more."

"Why should I even think about it? I'm sincere, I'm really sincere, I'm really, really sincere."

As Lu Zhanbo spoke, he hugged Lü Ziqiao and begged her.

Su Mingyang felt a bit embarrassed and asked, "What are you two doing?"

Lu Zhanbo stood up in a panic.

Lu Ziqiao calmly replied, "I'm teaching Zhanbo how to confess his feelings to Aria."

Su Mingyang nodded and joked, "I thought you two were going to become a couple."

"How could that be!" Lu Zhanbo exclaimed, jumping up and down.

"Just kidding," Su Mingyang laughed. "Go for it, Zhanbo, I support you."

"Thank you." Lu Zhanbo nodded sheepishly.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao said, "Alright, Zhanbo, let's continue. You were too aggressive just now. If you confessed like that, Aria would be scared to death."

Lu Zhanbo asked in confusion, "Shouldn't girls be happy to hear a heartfelt confession?"

"Ha! Then go and give it a try. I believe that everyone who's there to watch the excitement, except for Aira, will be very happy. Mingyang, what do you say?"

Lu Ziqiao turned to look at Su Mingyang.

Su Mingyang agreed, "It's definitely a bit too much force."

Lu Zhanbo said with a bitter face, "Ah? What should I do? Ziqiao and Mingyang, you have to help me."

Lu Ziqiao said seriously, "Alright! As your life mentor and spiritual guide, I will now formally teach you the ultimate confession technique that girls can't refuse."

As soon as Lu Zhanbo heard that they were about to get down to business, he immediately perked up his ears.

Su Mingyang listened attentively, wanting to see what tricks Lü Ziqiao had up his sleeve.

Lu Ziqiao was silent for a moment, then said, "Before confessing your feelings, you should try to exude a certain aura."

Lu Zhanbo asked in confusion, "What kind of temperament?"

“Melancholy.” Lu Ziqiao said with great emotion, “A man’s melancholy is the most effective weapon of mass destruction against women. It has to be delicate and profound. Use every expression and every look in your eyes to make the other person say from the bottom of their heart... Yes, I do. Think of Roberto Baggio, Del Piero, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.”

Lu Zhanbo said, "His pectoral muscles are indeed quite melancholic."

"Pfft~" Su Mingyang almost choked on his food. How could Zhanbo's brain be so strange?

"Stop talking nonsense." Lu Ziqiao slapped Lu Zhanbo on the head, then pressed his fist against his own forehead and said, "Do as I say."

Then Lu Zhanbo was seen holding his chin with his pinky finger.

Lu Ziqiao glanced at Lu Zhanbo and said irritably, "Put away your effeminate gestures, look up, and flirt."

Lu Zhanbo quickly did as Lu Ziqiao instructed.

Looking at Lu Zhanbo, who was making faces at him.

Su Mingyang found it extremely ridiculous.

Lu Ziqiao frowned and said, "It's basically similar now, except for the slight cross-eyedness. Oh, and your lines need to be changed."

Lu Zhanbo asked doubtfully, "Wouldn't it be better to let me be your man? These are lyrics from Zhang Xinzi's songs!"

Lu Ziqiao sneered, "I'm asking you, is Zhang Xinzi married?"

"No, I don't think so," Lu Zhanbo said uncertainly.

Lu Ziqiao slapped Lu Zhanbo hard and said, "Isn't that it? He's been singing love songs for twenty years and is still single. That means this kind of thing is outdated."

Su Mingyang was speechless.

Lu Ziqiao's logic is truly unbeatable.

Lu Ziqiao had no idea what Su Mingyang was thinking and continued to impart his experience in picking up girls to Lu Zhanbo.

To sum it up.

It involves picking out shredded meat for the girl, pressing eggs, and breathing on her hands to check her luck.

Finally, I'll ask, "Can I pursue you?"

Su Mingyang felt sleepy listening to it.

This is nothing.

Straight men like him wouldn't bother with all that fancy stuff.

Lu Zhanbo also expressed his doubts: "I can confess my feelings to my mom? What kind of confession is that?"

Lu Ziqiao smiled confidently: "That's the essence. It's a confession that can't be refused. It sounds like nonsense—whether or not to pursue a girl is the man's own choice, and he doesn't need her approval at all. But in reality, it's a highly penetrating and deadly move; she can't say no..."

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang retorted, "Why can't you say no? What if the other party says no and tells you to get lost?"

"Yes, that's right." Lu Zhanbo agreed, he had also thought of this problem.

Lu Ziqiao shrugged: "If she says that, it means that her disgust for you has reached its extreme. She doesn't give you a good look even when she tries to be nice to you. It's obvious that there's no hope for her. So why humiliate yourself by confessing your feelings to her?"

“That makes sense,” Lu Zhanbo agreed.

Su Mingyang said, "Ziqiao, what you said isn't entirely correct. For example, some women like to string their suitors along. Although they look down on them in their hearts and secretly curse them as 'simps,' they secretly hope that these people will fawn over them. They won't give a positive response to their confessions. What you said, Ziqiao, hits right into their hands."

"It's not pleasant to encounter a girl like this, Ziqiao, what do you think we should do?" Lu Zhanbo asked worriedly. He didn't want to give his heart only to be treated like a plaything.

Lu Ziqiao sighed, his expression turning serious: "This involves a profound field of knowledge."

Lu Zhanbo's eyes lit up, and he asked, "What kind of knowledge is this? Teach me quickly!"

"Well... with your emotional intelligence, Zhanbo, it's hard for you to learn. If you really encounter a woman like Mingyang described, you're just out of luck," Lu Ziqiao said helplessly.

"Huh?" Lu Zhanbo was a little disappointed.

"Don't worry about Zhanbo, that Japanese girl doesn't seem like the kind of woman I'm talking about," Su Mingyang said with a smile.

“Yes, that’s what I think too.” Lu Zhanbo’s mood brightened, and he pressed Lu Ziqiao, “Ziqiao, you said I can’t learn it, so can you at least tell me what kind of knowledge it is?”

Lu Ziqiao stroked his chin and said quietly, "It's a skill I've developed from half a lifetime of experience in picking up girls. I call it the Secret Manual of Appraising Mounts!"

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Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang exclaimed "666!"

This subject is indeed quite complex.

Chapter 308

It has to be said that Lu Ziqiao is quite skilled at recognizing women.

After all, he spends all his time studying this.

Su Mingyang was defeated.

Lu Zhanbo became a devoted fan of Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao raised an eyebrow and said to Lu Zhanbo, "Let's continue talking about your confession. No matter what, asking a girl 'Can I pursue you?' is better than saying 'Can you be my girlfriend?' and the chances of being rejected are lower."

"When pursuing a girl, you need to pay attention to the methods and proceed step by step."

"Step by step?" Su Mingyang joked upon hearing this, "And then you didn't even make it to second base for three months?"

When Lu Ziqiao's secret was exposed, his face stiffened, and he trembled. Remembering the fear of being dominated by Annie, he said irritably, "That was an exception!"

"Okay." Su Mingyang smiled.

Lu Zhanbo didn't pay attention to their conversation. He was thinking silently and felt that what Lu Ziqiao had said made a lot of sense. He chuckled and said, "I understand. Chasing a girl is like boiling a frog in warm water. That way, the frog won't escape."

“That’s it.” Lu Ziqiao patted Lu Zhanbo on the shoulder and said with satisfaction, “I’ll teach you how to steam frogs, fry frogs, stir-fry frogs, make frogs with vinegar, and even eat frogs raw another day.”

"Are you reciting the names of dishes?" Su Mingyang said speechlessly.

"This is just an analogy," Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.

Lu Zhanbo suddenly asked, "Did you also cook Meijia?"

Upon hearing this, Lü Ziqiao jumped up in anger: "Cook her? She not only ruined my soup, but also destroyed my pot."