Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Su Mingyang laughed: "This price difference is too much to bear. Teacher Zeng, I think you might as well not take this position as director."

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately panicked: "No, Mingyang, 380 is a bit expensive, but it's nothing for you."

“380 is really nothing to me, but I can’t be a sucker! If it were you, Teacher Zeng, would you be willing to buy it?” Su Mingyang said irritably.

Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly, "To be honest, I actually paid for a bottle myself."

"..."

Su Mingyang was speechless.

Lin Wanyu asked, "680, so how many bottles have you sold so far, Teacher Zeng?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Including myself, there are three bottles in total."

Su Mingyang was a little surprised, not expecting that there would actually be someone willing to buy it. He gave him a thumbs up: "Not bad, Teacher Zeng, you even managed to sell two bottles."

"It's alright, so do you guys need it?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked eagerly.

In fact, he didn't sell a single bottle.

He sold one of the bottles to Guan Gu.

This guy, like Lin Wanyu, doesn't know the price of fire extinguishers.

He also found Xiao Hei downstairs and gave him a good talking-to.

To avoid being disturbed during his experiment, Xiao Hei had no choice but to pay 380 to kick him out.

……

P.S.: Sigh, dear readers, I've been troubled by the planned demolition of my hometown lately, so I haven't been able to update frequently.

Sorry.

Many people might think that the author must have become rich overnight just by hearing about demolition and relocation.

That's not the case.

I've thought about that before too.

But now that it's my turn, I realize I was overthinking it.

Getting rich overnight from land expropriation is a common practice in first-tier cities.

In my rural hometown, the money from demolition is barely enough for a down payment on a house in the county town.

You might not believe it if I told you.

Houses in our county town have already reached 8000 yuan per square meter.

Even those in town cost six or seven thousand.

Damn, that's terrifying!

So I hope it won't be demolished. It would be good for my parents to retire in the countryside.

well…….

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Su Mingyang shook his head and said, "Teacher Zeng, I can help you if you want to sell it for seventy or eighty, but forget about 380."

"Sigh, okay then." Zeng Xiaoxian said, somewhat disappointed.

Lin Wanyu then suggested, "By the way, Teacher Zeng, why don't you sell it on your radio program?"

"Wanyu, is that even a question? There aren't any of Teacher Zeng's fans in the apartment," Su Mingyang said helplessly.

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed silently.

Lin Wanyu tilted her head: "That's true."

finally.

Zeng Xiaoxian left 3603 feeling dejected.

He originally intended to sell it to Hu Yifei, but after explaining the reason upon entering, he was met with a barrage of sarcastic remarks.

no way.

He had no choice but to shamelessly go door-to-door in the Love Apartment to sell his products.

……

in the afternoon.

Su Mingyang and Lu Ziqiao were playing pool in the bar's pool room when they had nothing to do.

While aiming, Lü Ziqiao asked, "Mingyang, do you and Wanyu have any plans for Valentine's Day?"

Su Mingyang said, "Not yet, why?"

Lu Ziqiao took a shot and said with a fawning look, "I wanted to ask if you two are going out or not. If not, could I borrow your car?"

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow: "Borrow a car?"

“That’s right, I have something to do on Valentine’s Day,” Lu Ziqiao said.

"What are you doing? You're not going to pick up girls, are you? Let me make this clear, I'm definitely not lending you my services to pick up girls."

Su Mingyang had some doubts.

After Lu Ziqiao learned that he had bought a car.

I've borrowed his car more than once.

It's fine when it comes to doing serious business.

He definitely wouldn't agree to lend it to pick up girls.

"Haha, how could that be?" A hint of awkwardness flashed across Lu Ziqiao's face as he forced a dry laugh. "I really do have important business to attend to."

Su Mingyang knew he had guessed right from his expression, and teased him, "Ziqiao, are you insecure about your charm?"

"How could that be? My powerful charm with girls is beyond doubt," Lu Ziqiao said confidently, patting his chest.

"That settles it then. With your charm, do you really need a luxury car to enhance it?"

Lu Ziqiao immediately retorted, "No, Mingyang, you're wrong. As the saying goes, a hero needs a good horse. A handsome and charming man like me, if I had a domineering car, I would be absolutely invincible in the dating scene!"

Su Mingyang chuckled coldly: "Heh, so you're saying you're not meant to pick up girls?"

"Uh... I've been exposed." Lu Ziqiao slapped his forehead, feeling a pang of annoyance.

Su Mingyang joked, "Ziqiao, if you put the same effort into making money instead of chasing girls, you'd definitely be a millionaire by now."

"Easier said than done. I don't have your talent," Lu Ziqiao said casually. "Besides, chasing girls is the meaning of my life."

"Alright." Su Mingyang didn't say anything more.

The two didn't continue the discussion on this topic and focused on playing ball.

A moment later, Lu Zhanbo walked in looking dejected and asked, "Mingyang Ziqiao, I want to ask you a question: what do girls really want?"

Lu Ziqiao said with a smile, "You just said that if you want to understand a woman, you should ask another woman."

Lu Zhanbo asked in confusion, "For example?"

“Your sister,” Lu Ziqiao blurted out.

Su Mingyang: "..."

Lu Zhanbo: "..."

Lu Ziqiao: "..."

After a brief moment of awkwardness, Lu Ziqiao (Wang Qian's) and Lu Zhanbo said in unison, "Pretend I didn't say anything!"

Su Mingyang smiled and asked, "What's wrong, Zhanbo? Is it because of that cherry blossom girl?"

“Hmm.” Lu Zhanbo nodded and explained, “After listening to your advice, I called Madonna and said I had a good idea of ​​what gift to give a girl, but I didn’t know what to give her, so I asked her for some suggestions.”

"Madonna said she'd like a cashmere coat and a diamond necklace, but my entire year-end bonus can only buy one of those!"

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Lu Ziqiao asked, "How much do these two items cost approximately?"

"Even a specialty store costs over 1 yuan." Lu Zhanbo felt a pang of regret.

Lu Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "It's not cheap."

Lu Zhanbo said with a tearful face, "Yes, I've spent all my year-end bonus on this, and I can only afford one thing, so I have to be careful."

"If it adds up to more than 2, I think it's alright." Su Mingyang smiled and made a suggestion, "Why don't you borrow some from your sister? For the sake of your family's continuation, she will definitely support you."

"Uh, that's not a good idea. I'm a grown man, why would I ask my sister for money?" Lu Zhanbo hesitated.

Su Mingyang corrected, "It's a loan, not a demand. You can return it to her later."

"Let's forget it, it feels weird." Lu Zhanbo rejected the suggestion.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao came up with another idea and said, "How about we sell your Transformer for 680? It shouldn't be difficult to raise 1."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Zhanbo jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, saying, "That won't do! I went to great lengths to collect this Transformer. It's the Supreme Collector's Edition. How can I just sell it off like that?"

At this point, Lu Zhanbo paused, his eyes lit up, and he said to the two of them, "Hey, I've got an idea."