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Zeng Xiaoxian's lips twitched violently, as if he had just heard something unbelievable. He clutched his mouth, looking heartbroken, and said, "Yifei, don't you feel pain in your heart for this kind of blind love?"
Su Mingyang joked, "Yifei has no conscience at all."
His words immediately put Zeng Xiaoxian at ease: "Okay, that's true!"
Hu Yifei glared at Su Mingyang and retorted, "You're the heartless one!"
Su Mingyang laughed and said, "You're right, my heart is excellent, a level higher than 'good,' so it's an excellent heart."
Hu Yifei: ""
She gave up; she couldn't argue with him, so she simply kept quiet.
Su Mingyang smiled slightly, took the mojito the waiter brought him, took a sip, and said to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, where's yours? Take it out and let's look at that video you filmed."
"it is good."
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and unzipped his backpack.
What video?
Lu Ziqiao was very interested.
Seeing his expression, Su Mingyang knew what he was thinking and said, "Anyway... it's not what you're thinking, Ziqiao..."
"Okay, that's boring."
Lu Ziqiao's face fell.
But when he saw what Zeng Xiaoxian took out of his bag, he immediately became excited: "This looks like Yifei's... no, it's hers...! Oh, Teacher Zeng, so it was you who... stole it."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked completely bewildered and retorted, "What do you mean by stealing? This was originally mine."
"Really? Or must I be seeing things?"
As Lu Ziqiao spoke, he turned to look at Hu Yifei with a questioning gaze.
Hu Yifei swallowed nervously and forced a dry laugh, "Hehe, Xiaoxian, I've returned the phone to you. We're even now."
Zeng Xiaoxian said speechlessly, "What? You're giving it back to me? I found it outside myself!"
Hu Yifei ignored what he said and turned to Lü Ziqiao, saying, "Ziqiao, you don't need to return the check to me. We're even now."
Lu Ziqiao was completely confused about what was going on.
Hu Yifei didn't explain, but pulled Lin Wanyu aside and said, "Wanyu, weren't you supposed to learn how to make 'Husband and Wife Lung Slices' with Mingyang today? You haven't bought the ingredients yet, have you? Come on, let's go to the market together."
"Hey"
Before Lin Wanyu could react, Hu Yifei dragged her out of the bar without saying a word.
Seeing this, Su Mingyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Lu Ziqiao asked, "Teacher Zeng, where did you find this?"
Zeng Xiaoxian explained, "It's...that...new type of swimming pool. I saw mine by the pool when I went swimming last time, so I brought it back."
"oh."
Lu Ziqiao nodded, looking at Su Mingyang with a playful expression. "Mingyang, there really is the video I want to see in here."
Su Mingyang laughed and said, "Then we can enjoy a good look."
"hey-hey."
Lu Ziqiao rubbed his hands together excitedly.
Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at what he was holding, then looked confused again as the two spoke in cryptic language: "What do you mean? What are you talking about?"
Lu Ziqiao said with a lewd grin, "This is what Xiao Hei took to film swimsuit beauties. Teacher Zeng, you probably didn't change the straps inside, right?"
"Swimsuit beauties"
Zeng Xiaoxian paused for a moment, then gave a meaningful smile: "No."
Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow and said, "Then what are we waiting for?"
"!!!"
Lu Ziqiao snatched the item from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand and excitedly rushed out of the bar.
Zeng Xiaoxian and Su Mingyang quickly followed.
"Running so fast, are you in a hurry to be reincarnated?"
Watching the three of them dash off like a gust of wind, the bartender muttered something, then suddenly remembered something and started running after them.
"Hey, you haven't paid your bill yet!"
Chapter 248 I'll die if you play like this!
Su Mingyang, Lü Ziqiao, Guan Gu Shenqi, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Lu Zhanbo, five and a half men, were busy with tension and excitement.
"Guan Gu, quickly draw the curtains."
"Zhanbo, go and lock the door from the inside."
"Ziqiao, pull your pants up properly."
"Teacher Zeng, be careful not to drool later."
""
After everything was arranged, everyone sat in a row on the sofa, watching the television screen expectantly.
Lu Ziqiao asked, "Is everything ready?"
"Ready."
Lu Ziqiao smiled slightly, and just as he pressed the remote control, an unusual voice rang out: "Ready."
Everyone turned around and saw Hu Yifei suddenly appear from behind the sofa. "953"
They were immediately stunned and asked in unison, "What are you doing here?"
"I forgot my wallet, I came back to get it."
Hu Yifei explained, then excitedly pointed to the TV screen: "Look, everyone!!!"
"Female Demon."
The five of them silently muttered a complaint to each other, then ignored her and turned to the TV screen.
As soon as the video started playing, Guan Gu Shenqi immediately raised his hand: "I'm nearsighted, I need to get closer to see clearly."
After saying that, he got up and squatted down about 30 centimeters away from the television to watch it.
Seeing this, everyone mentally labeled Guan Gu Shenqi as: "No wonder he's from Japan, what a pervert."
At this moment, the television screen slowly zoomed in.
Everyone thought a swimsuit-clad beauty was about to appear, but the more they looked, the more something seemed off.
They all tilted their heads to the side, almost touching their shoulders.
Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless: "Can anyone tell me how the guy who filmed this did it?"
Lu Ziqiao was very annoyed: "Why is the picture always angled?"
Guan Gu Shenqi was somewhat disappointed: "So far, all I've seen are bare feet walking around."
Su Mingyang: "All I want to say is, those two big toes are really eye-catching."
Hu Yifei chuckled, "I noticed that too. I've never seen such a big toe in my life."
Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's heart skipped a beat, as if he had heard these words somewhere before.
Lu Zhanbo commented, "To be fair, I think these feet are quite nice."
""
Everyone turned to look at Lu Zhanbo with amusement.
"Uh, am I the only one who thinks it's good?"
Lu Zhanbo looked completely bewildered.
Yes, only you.
"All right."
Lu Zhanbo pursed his lips and said as well.
Just then, the TV screen flickered, and everyone thought the main program was about to begin.
As a result, people today are greatly disappointed.
What appeared in the picture wasn't a swimsuit-clad beauty, but a naked, lewd man—Zeng Xiaoxian!!! Everyone was stunned for a moment when they saw Zeng Xiaoxian wrapped in a bath towel, toothpaste in his mouth, posing provocatively for the camera.
Zeng Xiaoxian's mind went blank, as if struck by lightning.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? Fortunately, the burst of laughter from the crowd jolted him back to his senses.
The unrestrained laughter made Zeng Xiaoxian wish he could disappear into the ground. He quickly shouted, "Stop watching! Stop watching!"
After saying that, he turned to the side to take the remote control from Lu Ziqiao's hand.
A mischievous glint appeared in Lü Ziqiao's eye, and he quickly tossed the remote control to Su Mingyang: "Mingyang, catch!"