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"hehe."
Chen Meijia gave a dry laugh.
What are you two talking about?
Zeng Xiaoxian gave the two of them a strange look.
A flicker of panic crossed Chen Meijia's eyes as she explained, "Oh, no, he said you're good at cards."
Hu Yifei then played her card: "Four 44s and threes."
"Hey, a bomb!" Zeng Xiaoxian said in a cocky tone.
Su Mingyang got goosebumps listening to this.
Hu Yifei smiled smugly.
"!!!"
Guan Gu Shenqi drew three cards, preparing to unleash his ultimate move.
Chen Meijia's expression changed, and she quickly stopped her, saying, "Hey, no, no, no, please, save it for 9/11!"
"Oh, right!"
Guan Gu Shenqi thought about it and found it made perfect sense, so he decided to skip it.
Su Mingyang almost burst out laughing at the two's little antics.
Zeng Xiaoxian was somewhat confused, then played a card: "A four."
Hu Yifei: "One five."
"eat!"
Guan Gu Shenqi suddenly slammed his hand on the table, then took the 5 that Hu Yifei had drawn and put it into his own hand, nodding in satisfaction.
Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were both bewildered: "What are we eating?"
Guan Gu Shenqi looked at the two of them with an innocent expression, then took out the 5 card and said, "I'll take this card."
Chen Meijia was also very annoyed that Guan Gu Shenqi had suddenly pulled this stunt.
"what"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked surprised.
Seeing that they still didn't understand, Guan Gu Shenqi showed them the cards in his hand: "Look at the cards in my hand."
"two.
"One 2, one eight."
Seeing these cards, Hu Yifei asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"
Guan Gu Shenqi explained with a smile:
With this 5, we've made 125!
Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei were completely bewildered: "1"
Su Mingyang didn't understand this tactic either.
However, this string of numbers appears frequently in the TV series "iPartment".
Guan Gu Shenqi said smugly, "Hehe, scared now! 125, press it and I'll help you!" "Help you with what?"
Hu Yifei felt like her intelligence was being rubbed into the ground.
"I have a chance to touch myself!"
As Guan Gu Shenqi spoke, he turned to Chen Meijia and asked, "Did I hit the right target?"
Chapter 141 Male Chauvinism!
"Uh, I'm going to go chat with Wanyu for a while."
Thinking about how Guan Gu Shenqi would find out she'd fooled him and then scold her, Chen Meijia's eye twitched, and she quickly made an excuse to slip away.
Su Mingyang watched her rush out of the coffee shop but didn't pay much attention.
Let's continue to admire Guan Gu's amazing skills.
"Self-touch"
Zeng Xiaoxian's lips twitched. If he remembered correctly, this should be the rules of mahjong. "That's right! Come on, everyone draw a tile for me."
After Guan Gu finished speaking, he reached out to draw Zeng Xiaoxian's card.
Zeng Xiaoxian took a step back: "Hey! What are you doing?"
"I can draw one of your cards."
After Guan Gu Shenqi finished speaking, seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian did not comply, he bared his teeth and claws at him, and took advantage of the moment when Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned to draw a card from him.
Seeing the cards he drew, Guan Gu Shenqi smiled with satisfaction: "Hmm... a dead dog one, and a ten, let's see this time!"
After saying that, he played two cards.
Hu Yifei looked at the cards he played, completely bewildered, and asked, "What is it this time?"
Guan Gu Shenqi retorted, "One ten, one one, October 1st, what day is that?"
Hu Yifei blurted out instinctively, "National Day."
"yes!"
Guan Gu Shenqi was very proud of himself. "So you guys need to rest for seven days, and I can escape with seven cards."
"Hibernation Card"
Zeng Xiaoxian trailed off, sounding somewhat dreadful about life.
"Ha! Teacher Zeng, you're so clever! Actually, the effect is about the same!"
Guan Gu praised it.
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly thought of something and frowned, asking, "Then why are you able to play a card?"
Guan Gu Shenqi laughed and said, "I am from Japan. Japan's National Day is not on that day. I can't rest. I have to keep working. So I can play my card, but you can't."
Su Mingyang's lips twitched. It sounded so reasonable that he couldn't refute it.
Zeng Xiaoxian froze on the spot, dropping all the cards in his hand.
Guan Gu Shenqi turned to Hu Yifei: "Yifei, I haven't drawn your card yet."
He had just reached out his hand when Hu Yifei stood up, threw down her cards, and roared, "Guan Gu Shenqi, do you know why we have a holiday for National Day? It's because we defeated all the invaders and exploiters that year! You're not playing cards, you're clearly... invading!"
After saying that, she rolled up her sleeves, ready to give Guan Gu a good beating.
Seeing that the coffee shop was about to turn into a murder scene, Su Mingyang quickly held her down and advised, "Yifei, be dignified and calm."
Guan Gu Shenqi, still confused, frowned and looked at him with displeasure, saying, "Why aren't you following the rules?"
Hu Yifei trembled with anger at his words and roared, "Did you set the rules?"
Her angry outburst startled Lin Wanyu and Luo Xiaorong, who were making coffee at the bar.
The two of them rushed over.
Ask Su Mingyang about the situation.
Seeing Hu Yifei so angry, Guan Gu Shenqi realized something was wrong and innocently said, "No, it was Meijia who said it. If you don't believe me, you can ask her to be the referee!"
After saying that, he looked around, only to find that Chen Meijia had already disappeared.
Lin Wanyu learned what had happened from Su Mingyang and frowned, asking, "Guan Gu, what exactly is the method for playing Dou Dizhu that Meijia taught you?"
Hu Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian, and the others looked at Guan Gu Shenqi, waiting for his answer.
Guan Gu Shenqi recalled, "It was like this: after lunch today, not long after Teacher Zeng left, Meijia and Ziqiao asked me to play cards. I didn't know how to play Dou Dizhu (a popular Chinese card game), but Meijia seemed very excited when she heard it. She then taught me the rules of the game, and the three of us started playing. I was incredibly lucky and won every single round. In the end, I won all of Ziqiao's money!"
In the end, Guan Gu Shenqi was very proud.
Su Mingyang sensed something was amiss upon hearing this.
It's already a good thing that Ziqiao didn't deliberately cheat Guan Gu out of his money, but he even cooperated with Meijia to lose money to Guan Gu. Something's definitely fishy! Hu Yifei was still angry, and upon hearing this explanation, she said speechlessly, "The rules Meijia taught you are all wrong! Who plays Landlord like that!"
"Nani"
Guan Gu Shenqi looked at everyone suspiciously, "Could it be that in Dou Dizhu, three 3s aren't the lowest card? You can't play 119 when someone plays a bomb, and you can't play 911 when someone plays a big joker?"
Everyone was stunned: "What's the principle behind this?"
Guan Gu Shenqi looked up at the ceiling for a few seconds, then explained, "Meijia told me that one old man carries water, two old men carry water together, and three old men have no water to drink, so three old men with threes is the lowest card."
"Also, while others might throw bombs, 119 is more effective because it's the fire emergency number. When the firefighters arrive, they can use water to smother the bomb."
"Finally, 91 is the phone number for the US law enforcement, they specialize in catching big monsters!"
Hu Yifei's head was throbbing: "That's all bullshit!"
Zeng Xiaoxian chimed in, "Exactly... only idiots in the whole world would play Dou Dizhu like that."
Su Mingyang laughed and said, "I don't think so. Most people wouldn't be able to come up with this kind of logic. Has Meijia been eating some kind of super-powerful concoction lately? Has her IQ suddenly skyrocketed?"
Lin Wanyu agreed, "I also think it's quite interesting."