Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Zeng Xiaoxian straightened his tie and then boasted, "You guys don't know, the motorcycle driver who brought me here recognized me at a glance. He was supposed to charge 50 yuan, but after recognizing me, he only charged me 10 yuan as a token gesture, hahaha."

"real or fake"

Chen Meijia had some doubts.

"Of course it's true."

A hint of guilt flashed in Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes as he affirmed.

"Of course it's fake! I'm a late-night radio host, who would recognize me! Seriously, do I really look like Lao Bi?" "You little devil, I didn't expect Teacher Zeng to be so famous."

Guan Gu exclaimed in amazement.

"Haha, just generally famous."

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand, and his whole demeanor became light as a feather.

Lin Wanyu reminded her, "Teacher Zeng, the program is about to start, right? Go and get ready."

"Oh, right, I'm going backstage to see Lisa first. You guys wait here. Someone will call you to go in later. Remember to cheer me on!"

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, he greeted everyone and left.

Su Mingyang and his three companions waited for about half an hour.

Then staff came to inform them and led them into the studio.

The four people took their seats in the audience, and the show soon began.

After the announcement, Zeng Xiaoxian walked out with his head down, index finger touching his forehead, and his flamboyant gait. He then put his hand to his ear as if listening to the audience's applause.

The audience booed, and seeing this, Su Mingyang and his three companions immediately gave up the idea of ​​applauding.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Ruyu came up from backstage and sat opposite Zeng Xiaoxian.

The program has officially begun.

Chen Ruyu faced the audience and led them in applause: "Let's welcome our special guest today, the host of 'My Moon, Your Heart,' Mr. Zeng Xiaoxian, the 'Old Man.'"

"Clap clap clap clap!"

Su Mingyang and his three companions found the introduction somewhat amusing.

"Mingyang, this host doesn't seem very professional. He even misread Teacher Zeng's program."

Lin Wanyu whispered in Su Mingyang's ear.

Su Mingyang thought for a moment and explained, "It was probably intentionally designed to create a comedic moment."

"I see."

After the applause subsided, Lin Wanyu suddenly realized what was happening. Zeng Xiaoxian awkwardly corrected her, "Miss Ruyu, it's your moon and my heart, good man Zeng Xiaoxian."

Chen Ruyu crossed her legs and laughed, "Oh, really? Hahaha, sorry."

"Um."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and sat up straight.

Chen Ruyu asked, "Mr. Zeng Xiaoxian, I heard that your program consistently has the lowest listenership in the station. How do you manage to do that?"

Upon hearing this question, Zeng Xiaoxian inwardly chuckled but outwardly replied with a grin, "Haha, actually, I'm not always number one. I've come in second once too."

He would never say it was second to last.

Chen Ruyu leaned back strategically, shifting her legs slightly as she crossed them: "Really? I don't believe it."

Zeng Xiaoxian: ""

Chen Ruyu: "By the way, I've heard some people say you're despicable, is that true?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's lips twitched, and he forced a dry laugh, "Heh, really? Who said that?"

Chen Ruyu turned to face the audience and laughed, "Yeah, who said that, hahaha!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "!!!"

Chen Ruyu continued, "Could you tell me about the most memorable thing that has happened to you since you started hosting the show?"

"The most memorable"

Zeng Xiaoxian paused for two seconds, then said, "I remember once, during the audience call-in segment, a girl called in crying and begging me, Ms. Ruyu. Guess what she begged me for?"

Chen Ruyu guessed, "Please stop hosting."

Zeng Xiaoxian nearly choked on her words, explaining, "No, she begged me to be her boyfriend."

Chen Ruyu asked curiously, "Why did she choose you as her boyfriend?"

Zeng Xiaoxian replied, "I didn't know at first either. I neither agreed nor refused. Instead, I asked her why she was crying, and that's when I found out that her boyfriend had cheated on her. I quickly comforted her and helped her get out of the shadow of heartbreak."

Chen Ruyu: "Oh, I heard you're renting an apartment in Love Apartment now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled again and said, "Yes, Love Apartment is a great place. Living there for a long time has made me feel younger. I hope to meet my love there."

Chen Ruyu: "Why don't you buy a house? Is it because you don't have the money?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: ""

Zeng Xiaoxian was on the verge of a breakdown: "Miss Ruyu, can you imagine how I feel right now?"

Chen Ruyu shook her head: "I can't imagine it."

Zeng Xiaoxian resisted the urge to roll his eyes.

He mentally tormented Chen Ruyu a thousand times over.

Damn it, she's even more scathing than Hu Yifei! Su Mingyang and the others in the audience were speechless.

Lin Wanyu frowned and complained, "Mingyang, look, Teacher Zeng looks terrible. This host is so tactless."

"Indeed, with such terrible hosting, I don't know how this program and this host have managed to keep going for so long. It must have been tough on Teacher Zeng."

Su Mingyang was speechless.

If he were the one being interviewed, he would definitely... roast her until she became withdrawn, and then cut open the host's brain to see what was inside.

Chen Meijia, hugging a teddy bear, said, "I want to spray this host with a mouthful of salt soda and kill him."

Even the usually good-natured Guan Gu Shenqi couldn't take it anymore: "If I were Teacher Zeng, I would definitely commit seppuku on the spot!"

Upon hearing Guan Gu's words, Su Mingyang's expression turned somewhat strange.

She vaguely remembered that in the original plot, he replaced Zeng Xiaoxian on the show.

What a nightmare! After enduring more than half an hour of torture, the program finally ended.

Su Mingyang and his three companions eagerly emerged from the studio and waited for Zeng Xiaoxian in the lobby.

A moment later, Zeng Xiaoxian walked out expressionlessly, a stark contrast to his excited demeanor when preparing for the show. He looked like a delicate flower that had just been battered, and said to everyone with a wry smile, "I can't believe I'm still alive!"

Su Mingyang patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder and blurted out, "Really? I don't believe it either."

Zeng Xiaoxian—suddenly died!

Chapter 128 Myocardial infarction!

After returning from the TV station.

9 PM, Room 3601.

After finishing their meal, the eight members of the Love Apartment sat together on the sofa and chatted.

Hu Yifei said angrily, "Um... Zeng Xiaoxian, we saw you on TV on the overpass. To be honest, that host was really infuriating!"

Just as Zeng Xiaoxian was about to agree, Hu Yifei quickly added, "But what's even more infuriating is that I didn't win that Audi!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes so hard they almost reached the top of his head.

I think so too.

Lu Zhanbo nodded, then asked suspiciously, "Teacher Zeng, is Chen Ruyu deliberately targeting you?"

"You're overthinking it. I'm just a small-time radio host; why would they target me?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pursed his lips. "Lisa Rong told me that's just her hosting style. Even if big celebrities come, she still interviews them like this."

Lisa Rong: Zeng Xiaoxian is only half right. When speaking to a big star like Chen Ruyu, she would be a little more careful. But Zeng Xiaoxian is basically unknown, so he just lets loose. Anyway... the ratings for this episode are destined to be not good.

"After hearing what Teacher Zeng said, I now understand why Chen Ruyu rejected Ziqiao."

As Su Mingyang spoke, he looked at Lü Ziqiao.

Hu Yifei, Lin Wanyu, and Chen Meijia were unaware of Lu Ziqiao's past with Chen Ruyu, so Lu Zhanbo quickly explained.

After listening, everyone looked at Su Mingyang curiously: "Mingyang, tell us quickly, what's the reason?"

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "I bet when Ziqiao told Chen Ruyu that he was an actor, most people would have asked him what he had acted in, but Chen Ruyu would have directly said, 'Really? I don't believe it!' Then Ziqiao would have said, 'If you don't believe me, go search for me on Baidu. That's where my profile is.'"

Chen Ruyu would then say, "Then why aren't you famous? Is being famous bad?"

"Ziqiao lost his temper and confessed directly to Miss Ruyu, 'I've heard you're very elegant and confident, and seeing you today confirms it. Can you imagine how I feel right now?' Chen Ruyu said, 'Oh really? Who told me that?' 'Sorry, I can't imagine!'"

"Hahaha"

By the end, everyone except Lü Ziqiao couldn't hold back their laughter and burst into tears.

"That's hilarious!"