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"Pfft, hehe..." Arcueid laughed so hard tears almost came out, but waved her hand dismissively, "I'm not human."
"Not an old man... Logically speaking, for an ordinary person dressed like this, it's not just a matter of whether they catch a cold or not, right? This is a death knell!!"
"Hiss—!! As expected of a True Ancestor, daring to wear a swimsuit in this freezing cold place, I feel cold just looking at it!"
Watching the howling wind, everyone felt a chill. Although delicious food comes from excellent ingredients, but…
Sis, it's not that bad, it really isn't! You're a big shot and don't feel cold, but the problem is, we all feel cold just looking at you!!
And that uncle, his focus is a bit off. Is it a matter of catching a cold? A normal person would die from that, right?
Chapter 1024 Arcueid's special dish tastes like chaos~
Another World Quartet World
Seeing Arcueid cover her mouth and chuckle, the sadistic man's lips twitched with a bit of annoyance: "How should I describe that witty chuckle... it sounds so familiar!"
As soon as the words were spoken, everyone stopped what they were doing and turned their heads mechanically and in unison, as if they were puppets being manipulated.
All eyes converged instantly, like searchlights, shining directly at the bewildered goddess Aqua, who was standing not far away.
Then everyone nodded in unison... Kazuma was right, they were indeed familiar with him, it was definitely him!
"Kazuma-nii, it's probably more than just that his laughter sounds familiar." Subaru Natsuki covered his face with his hand and sighed with a headache, "Even their personalities are exactly the same!"
Goodness, no wonder he misunderstood the method of making assorted stew as roasting himself; now he understands.
This seemingly innocent vampire lady really does resemble Aqua; no wonder she can generate such incomprehensible and bizarre thoughts.
Old Bone was speechless for a moment: "So, the price of becoming a powerful figure is having to be a fool?"
The vampire progenitor who can wash the face of the earth, and the idiotic goddess who is clearly a fool but whose abilities are excessively useful, both seem to be quite dim-witted.
“You can’t say that, Ainz.” The Demonic True Man looked at the somewhat blatant Old Man with a complicated expression: “To become strong, some people might sacrifice their hair follicles…”
Saying goodbye to the uncle's concerned gaze, Arcueid, dressed in her swimsuit and filled with anticipation and excitement, plunged headfirst into the icy ocean before her.
"Hmm? I remember we were supposed to put in squid..."
[A short while later, Arcueid surfaced with a large number of squid she had hunted and returned to the shore.]
"First, we should taste it."
[As soon as he finished speaking, Arcueid grabbed a squid without hesitation and took a bite, enjoying it amidst the icy, snowy landscape and the biting cold wind.]
"Hmm...this tastes pretty average." Arcueid, cheeks bulging, held up a squid in one hand and mumbled to Ren beside her, "Do you want some?"
"..." Lian shook her head expressionlessly.
Arcueid didn't insist, and instead bit into another squid, its tentacles still wriggling wildly in its mouth: "This meat is too firm."
"Hey, sis! Is it possible... that the thing you caught is actually an innocent Squidward caught in the crossfire?!"
"What the hell?! You're going to eat it raw?! I'm not asking you to cook it, but at least remove the head first!"
Seeing the octopus tentacles still writhing wildly in Arcueid's mouth, many people let out ear-piercing screams: "Shut up! Shut up! That thing is still moving!"
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
Mashu instinctively took a half step back, her throat bobbing as she swallowed hard, a look of lingering fear on her face: "As expected of Arcueid, who stands at the top of the food chain... This... this is too ruthless!"
After saying that, she quickly looked away, her hands unconsciously clenching the hem of her clothes, her heart still pounding.
Is this the true progenitor of vampires? Terrifying, absolutely terrifying!
Da Vinci felt a chill run down his spine: "I can understand coming to catch ingredients, but... I never expected them to eat them raw on the spot."
The normal tasting process should involve taking the food back and making it into a scrambled eggs to test the taste, right? How can you judge a chef's skills by just eating the raw ingredients?!
If you find out while cooking that your culinary skills are just like Miss Ah Miao's, then it doesn't matter whether the ingredients are fresh or not, because what you'll end up with is all dark matter anyway.
"I can only say, it truly lives up to its reputation as a top-tier creature." Fujimaru Ritsuka exclaimed with deep emotion, revealing a primal wildness that was so ferocious it was almost outrageous.
"This flavor is too bland..." After tasting several in a row, Arcueid suddenly perked up, her eyes shining: "This is it!!"
"The flavor and tender texture of this squid are simply amazing! It's like one in a million squid!"
Having successfully sourced the perfect ingredients, Arcueid is one step closer to a delicious scrambled eggs.
That night, after returning to Fuyuki City with the squid, a new worry arose: "I've got the best squid, but what about the pork?"
Squid can be caught fresh from the sea, but you can't catch pork fresh too, can you? I haven't heard of anyone raising pigs around here, and regular pork isn't very appealing...
Suddenly, Arcueid noticed Nerochaos passing by and stopped abruptly: "Oh, Dr. Beast passing by!!"
Hearing the call, Nerochaos stopped and looked at Arcueid with some surprise: "Isn't this the True Ancestor's princess?"
“Wait…” Arcueid ignored him, and instead, as if suddenly remembering something, muttered to herself, “Dr. Beast, Beast… Pigs are beasts!!”
"Run, run! Doctor!! That woman's brain is definitely not working properly. Listen to me, it's not too late to run now, whatever you do, don't stop!"
"What do you mean it's too bland? Sister, you're eating it raw! No seasoning at all, of course it's bland!"
Seeing Arcueid already constructing strange equations in their minds, the faces of the people from other worlds darkened. This magical substitution, as expected of you...
Emiya Family's Meal World
"Pigs are wild beasts?!" Shirou muttered to himself, then suddenly gasped, staring at the screen with disbelief: "Wait... what is she trying to do?"
"As for what she wants to do?" Cú Chulainn silently withdrew his gaze, his eyes becoming somewhat sympathetic. "I think the meaning is already quite obvious."
Poor Dr. Beast, don't ask why, just know that you should run away without looking back!
Rin Tohsaka's lips twitched, and she rubbed her forehead, a slight headache in her eyes. "I feel like... I can already see the ending." (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Once targeted by the apex predator, they're forced to become food. Of the 666 wild beasts, there should still be some left.
Shirou's face paled slightly: "So, she's not planning to keep eating pork until she finds the best one, is she?"
R paused for a moment after hearing this: "It's not impossible, at least that's what Squid did."
Who would have thought that Dr. Beast's cause of death was his conspicuous nickname and his stopping to talk to the princess... Remember to be more careful in your next life!
Realizing the importance of the situation, Arcueid instantly added Dr. Beast to her hunting list, radiating a bloodthirsty aura, and charged towards the doctor with bared fangs and claws.
"Hand over your beast to me now!!"
"Hehehe, it looks like I can see a cute little pig! It's even grunting...grunting a few more times, a few more times!!"
Faced with the crazed True Ancestor vampire, Dr. Beast could only be slaughtered. After various events, the scene shifts back to the Tohno family...
Watching Arcueid cook in the kitchen, Tohno Shiki was deeply moved: "I didn't expect her to be so serious, and the apron actually suits her quite well."
"Kid, haven't you realized how serious this is? You'll be crying soon enough. Take my advice, run away now, or you'll regret it..."
"These lines sound like those of a perverted groper. For a moment, I couldn't even tell who the beast was anymore. What on earth did you do to poor Dr. Beast?!"
Looking at Tohno Shiki, who was still waiting expectantly, the people from other worlds felt a little sorry for him. Although they didn't know how good Arcueid's cooking was, but...
Just from the ingredients, you can already tell what's going on – it's definitely a culinary disaster. Even the pork they caught from Dr. Beast is questionable in terms of whether it's edible at all.
"It's done, Shiki!" Before long, Arcueid excitedly displayed her masterpiece: "Special Assorted Pancake—!!"
On the scorching hot iron plate, a whole, pig-like, mysterious creature was being roughly held up, while a carefully prepared octopus was wrapped around it, engulfed in the raging flames.
Seeing this, Tohno Shiki was speechless, praising without any emotion, "Wow, that's a really wild flavor... but it's not squid."
However, since this was Arcueid's first dish, Tohno Shiki swallowed hard and forced himself to try it.
[Then, ignoring his protesting stomach, Tohno Shiki, with tears in his eyes, praised, "Hmm...not bad...it tastes a bit like wontons~~"]
"Dude, with so many flaws, you're only complaining about the octopus! Why don't you complain about that pig-like creature on the hot plate?!"
"Damn, you actually dared to bite into this kind of filthy black stuff? You're a role model for us all. No wonder you can build a harem; you're risking your life for it!"
The taste of chaos...
Those watching from outside the video twitched at the corners of their mouths. Without a doubt, this guy was ruthless! He could even discern the subtlety of the taste of chaos.
That's not all, but she even managed to praise him. Why are her eyes always filled with tears? It's because she loves him so deeply.
After all, Arcueid said it was his first time cooking, so even if it was poisonous, he had to eat it with tears in his eyes!
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Beside the old window frame, the group of fools stood side by side, their faces filled with melancholy, their eyes gazing blankly and deeply at the distant sky, their voices tinged with a hint of wistfulness.
"So this is the taste of chaos... It really brings back some memories~~"
Looking at the assorted omelet made of an unknown substance, they couldn't help but recall the fear of being dominated by Himeji Bento, and their faces paled even more.
Tohno Shiki, congratulations on discovering a new world! You just took a bite; you're truly a rare hero!
But next time, remember, no matter who's cooking, make sure the person in charge tastes the dish themselves. This is the most effective way they've found to crack up culinary disasters...
"So be it, it's a terrible dish." Yuuji sighed with a hint of melancholy. "At least she didn't roast herself like I imagined, so that's an improvement."
Stay calm...stay calm. The other party is a big shot. It's reasonable that they don't know how to cook. We can't have too high expectations.
For beginners, what they need at this time is encouragement! Swallow your tears and then praise them wholeheartedly, Tono-kun!
"Although I don't know why the mixed grill turned into braised iron plate table, but..." Hideyoshi patted his head helplessly, "This octopus we found is a complete waste."
Honestly, the step of catching the squid yourself seems a bit redundant, since in the end it all comes back to the original - chaotic taste, how can you taste whether it's fresh or not!
“It won’t be wasted, Hideyoshi!” Akihisa said earnestly. “This is precious meat, rich in calories, and its protein content is at least eight times that of beef!”
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