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Kazuma was stunned as he looked at Darkness, who was staring at him with a hint of sadness: "Using tears as a weapon... isn't that more sophisticated?!"
"Kazuma is such a clear-headed person, the nemesis of version t0. What he said makes so much sense. Who would risk their life for a kiss!"
"Kazuma is the real egalitarian. He always responds better to gentle persuasion than force. Sincerity is his ultimate weapon!"
A kiss... It seems Darkness understands what Kazuma wants! But unfortunately, if you want to deal with Kazuma, don't expect him to play by the rules. This guy's moral compass and thought process are far beyond imagination!
When the group arrived at the mission location and learned that it was to defeat Aqua, the leader of the Nine Dragons Hydra, she immediately started crying and tried to run away.
"No way!! I don't want to go looking for any water snakes! Why is Darkness going to hunt down bounty targets?! You're not really a poor noblewoman, are you?"
What she found most unacceptable was having the dragon egg placed in Wiz's shop: "The longer a dragon egg is carefully held in the mother dragon's arms, the more magical power it gains! And it inherits the attributes of its parents."
She was hoping to hatch into a sacred white dragon, but now it might hatch into a black dragon... So, urged by Kazuma, Aqua, eager to return home, had no choice but to go into the water to purify it.
[Because the monster hates clean water, this is the best way to lure out the Nine Dragons Hydra.]
[Aqua simply lay on the water's surface, and in no time, the previously murky lake water instantly became crystal clear.]
Darkness, seeing Aqua floating on the water, sensed something was wrong: "Hey, that girl's taking a nap right above where a heavyweight bounty target is sleeping?"
[Megumin suddenly sensed an immense magical power and immediately shouted towards Aqua in the lake, but it was too late!]
[The colossal Hydra, carrying Aqua, slowly rose to the surface, its immense size exuding an overwhelming sense of oppression.]
[With only about half of its back visible above the lake, it looked like a tiny island! Kazuma gazed up at the enormous snake head high in the sky and murmured, "This thing! We can't handle it!!"]
"As expected, this team can get going as long as Kazuma is convinced! What about Aqua's opinion? Heh... It's obvious that her opinion doesn't matter."
"This team is truly invincible when they're united, but they all go crazy when they're divided... I'll never understand Aqua's mentality."
You were just saying you'd rather die than fight Hydra, and now you're taking a nap on their lake! You're way too carefree!
But what everyone admires most is Kazuma's actions. This must be the second time he's done this, using the goddess as a bait both times... You're really something!
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
Seeing Aqua still obsessed with the egg, Ishtar slapped her forehead in exasperation: "I don't think you're some kind of female dragon! Aqua... and besides, that's definitely not a dragon egg."
This idiot, didn't he ever consider the possibility that he was being scammed? Whose dragon egg is only the size of a palm? It's about the size of a chicken egg.
Merlin shook his head: "Even if it's not a dragon egg, it will still be extraordinary! This is an egg nurtured by both gods and demons."
A goddess named Aqua, whose combat strength is unknown but who grows stronger when facing stronger opponents, and the demon duke Banir, together they infuse magic to nourish her. If they can hatch, even a chicken will be extraordinary!
The wise king looked at the enormous nine-dragon hydrodragon and felt that it looked somewhat familiar: "This 50 billion is not so easy to obtain."
That size, that imposing presence, and that unimaginable magical power—it certainly lives up to the price! (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novels!)
[The scene then shifts, and Kazuma slowly opens his eyes. It's the same familiar room, and before him is the familiar goddess Eris!]
Eris put on a show with great interest: "Ah~ Kazuma! I never expected you to die like this, what a disgrace!"
Kazuma silently remarked, "You're really interested."
[Before the two could exchange more words, Kazuma was revived by Aqua. Although his clothes were dissolved by the water snake, Chuchumaru was completely unharmed!]
Kazuma ignored Aqua and turned to Darkness: "I heard from Lady Eris that you willingly let yourself be swallowed by the Hydra to save my corpse, is that right?"
"Honestly, this is nothing like you!" Seeing Darkness's gloomy face, Kazuma gave her a nonchalant smile: "Alright, go back and take a shower!"
Aqua pinched her nose and stared at the completely naked Kazuma, slowly saying, "Inviting someone to take a bath looking like that seems a little inappropriate."
Upon returning to Axel, Aqua and Megumin rushed to the guild, thinking that even without acquiring the Fin Seal, they might still earn some money by killing the Water Serpent.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"It really is... fleeting." Emiya Shirou stared blankly at the familiar death space, as if coming here was like coming home to Kazuma.
Goodness, the Goddess's Nesting technique is really useful; it can lure out any kind of monster... The most outrageous thing is that this time, there wasn't even a fight involved; she died way too quickly!
Artoria picked up her hot tea and took a small sip: "Goddess Aqua, perhaps only when she is resurrected can she give people a truly reliable feeling!"
That's right, Aqua usually uses her Noble Phantasm exclusively against Kazuma, just grabbing him and messing with him relentlessly! She's hardly reliable at all.
If she was incredibly surprised by the resurrection ability before, Ilya can now remain completely unfazed: "Honestly, Kazuma has died so many times, I'm almost numb to it."
This guy must be made of steel, his clothes have melted. Could it be that he was digested to death again this time?
Although he can be resurrected, how painful must it be? He can actually get used to it. An ordinary person would have collapsed long ago!
Bless the World
In the royal capital, after seeing their entire team wiped out, Kureya revealed an expression of "I knew it." Although Kazuma's team was strong, they were still no match for the Nine Dragons Hydra.
"I know my brother is trying to comfort Lalatina... but could you please not say things like that while you're naked?!"
Alice covered her face with her hands, her face flushed. The scene looked incredibly awkward, but that wasn't what angered her the most.
What angered her most was that they were supposed to go and defeat the Demon King! She clearly took her ring, but hadn't left the capital since.
Even this campaign against Hydra was only possible because Lalatina begged him to go; otherwise, he might have simply chosen to die of old age in Axel.
In Axel, Kazuma is actually thinking the same thing: "I don't want to do any of those raiding quests!!"
Several lives wouldn't be enough to compensate for it. The feeling of dying and being resurrected is still very painful. It's definitely more practical to switch to being a merchant...
Chapter 541 He Zhen's connections shook the entire village.
When Kazuma got home and washed up, he muttered to himself in front of the bathroom mirror, "According to Aqua, after being digested by the Hydra, I seem to have turned into a little Kazuma..."
So Kazuma just stared blankly at his lower body, his tone even a little flustered: "Did it turn back to its original size properly?"
After the cleanup was finished, Kazuma and Aqua arrived at the guild to find Aqua being scolded by the adventurers for provoking the water snake: "Why do you always do unnecessary things?!"
“We can’t handle something as big as a Hydra! Mom, I want to go home…”
"They even turned the water in the fish shop into purified water! All the sea fish in it died!"
Aqua burst into tears amidst the accusations: "That...that's because I saw how pitiful the fish were living in such a narrow tank, and I thought I should at least make the water a little cleaner!"
"A genius, an absolute genius! No wonder she's the goddess of wisdom, Aqua. Such brilliant ideas are beyond the comprehension of ordinary people."
Even the crowd couldn't help but gasp at Aqua's astonishing wisdom; was this water goddess's head filled with water too...?
She actually purified all the seawater in the fish shop into pure water. How could she do that? You'd think she was some kind of living Yama.
Baka and Test: Summoning World
Yuuji looked at Akihisa with pity and sighed with a hint of regret, "Akihisa... in some ways, you and Aqua are really alike."
Aqua's level of regret is simply beyond imagination. If there's anyone in the world of idiots who could rival Aqua, it would undoubtedly be Akihisa.
"Believe it or not, I'll beat you up!" Upon hearing this, Mingjiu's forehead veins bulged, and he wished he could slap the other person across the face: "Are you trying to say I'm an idiot?!"
Hideyoshi was immediately astonished: "Amazing! Akihisa, you actually understood this time."
"Compared to before, it's really amazing! It's at least several versions ahead." Minami also praised it.
"Haha, no!" Hearing the praise, Mingjiu waved his hand somewhat embarrassedly, completely forgetting his previous unpleasantness.
Sigh... Yuuji sighed silently as he watched this scene. That's why I said you're just as bad as Aqua—both are hopeless idiots!
Gintama World
“Kazuma…” Shinpachi’s lips twitched as he looked at the screen, followed by a torrent of complaints.
"You've died so many times and this is all you care about?! Why don't you worry about your mental state, you bastard!"
Every time he dies, it's incredibly painful!! He's either beheaded or has his neck broken, and recently he's been forcibly digested. How did Kazuma manage to survive?
We're all teenagers, but your spirit is practically Spartan! It's inhumanly strong…
Gintoki stretched and said, "Don't worry, Shinpachi! The fact that Kazuma is paying attention to OO already shows that he's very healthy!"
"And Gintoki, I also pay attention to my somewhat humble old Omega from time to time."
He wasn't lying about that. If He Zhen had mental problems, he would have already tried to kill himself. He wouldn't have had this kind of free time.
At this point, the guild leader explained the reason: "A while ago, a group called the Silver-Haired Thieves invaded the royal palace."
The older sister didn't notice that Kazuma and Darkness both spat out their drinks at the same time; instead, she took out a piece of paper and handed it to them.
"The Knights have been dispatched to search for the stolen treasure; they seem to have no time to deal with this..."
Kazuma took the paper and saw that it was a wanted poster for the Silver-Haired Thieves, with a rough sketch of a masked boy and a silver-haired boy!
The bounty is 2 million Eris! Second only to the bounty on a Demon King's high-ranking officer!
Darkness's eyes reddened as she looked at Kazuma, muttering repeatedly, "2 million Eris, 2 million Eris..."
The guild leader continued, "They even consulted a fortune teller from the Crimson Demon's Land to divine the prisoner's whereabouts—he's in Axel!"
The guild members were all excited; this was much better than defeating the Demon King (Part 2) and winning 2 items!
"As long as we capture the Silver-Haired Thieves, the Knights will come to Axel to subdue Hydra! So, I'll have to trouble Mr. Kazuma for help!"
"Of...of course, I'll help." Kazuma smiled broadly, then nodded stiffly in agreement.
[Afterwards, Kazuma decisively stayed at home and didn't go anywhere.]
"Wow, he became a 200 million bounty figure with just one move. In One Piece, he could easily be considered a Supernova!"
"Of course I'll help... Hahaha, Kazuma was immediately drenched in sweat. The prisoner was actually myself?"
You're asking Kazuma to catch thieves, but how am I supposed to do that?! Me catch myself?! Are you kidding me? You're arresting the silver-haired thief gang, what does that have to do with me, black-haired Kazuma?!
Bless the World
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