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"Tsk tsk, who would have thought that the goddess of water would be hunted down by her own followers as a demon? She's really having a tough time."
"Hahaha, genius! She knows how to praise people. If Aqua had said a few more words of praise, not only would she not have gotten in, but the guards would have been tempted to beat her up."
As it turns out, you shouldn't have too high expectations for the solutions that a low-IQ goddess comes up with. Aqua probably racked her brains to come up with these methods.
Shen Yong World
Perhaps because they were both goddesses, Ristarte could understand Aqua's somewhat frantic feelings: "Why are there suddenly two followers of the Eris Cult in the very heart of the Axis Cult?!"
And they even entrusted the most important place to these two Eris believers to guard... Are they out of their minds?
Lysita was speechless. She knew the Axis followers weren't exactly friendly towards the Eris Cult; they were the kind who would spit on anyone they met…
I thought only a masochistic knight like Darkness would like this place. What were these two Eris guards thinking to work here?
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable
"Playing the victim, flattering, and even resorting to threats—Goddess Aqua's methods are truly..." Second Brother Joe's eyes revealed a hint of nostalgia, as if recalling his youthful days when he disguised himself as the Agave Girl.
"It's already quite good that you could come up with these solutions." Jotaro reached up and pressed down the brim of his hat, then paused for a moment before adding, "At least for her."
Josuke, standing to the side, felt that the Church of Eris was quite friendly, and the reason for the discord between the two churches seemed to be the unilateral malice of the Church of Axis.
Just as Aqua constantly persecuted the goddess Eris, the latter still respected her as her senior.
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
"I'm speechless. Aqua actually managed to say the most cowardly thing in the toughest tone..." Ishtar rolled her eyes, slightly exasperated.
You're actually planning to run in crying and complaining to threaten someone into opening the door?! Aren't you ashamed to admit it? You're supposed to be a goddess! Can't you have some divine dignity?
Moreover, it's a goddess complaining to her believer, which is completely contrary to the natural order. Normally, it should be the believer complaining to the goddess!
Merlin smiled with interest: "These two guards are quite interesting."
Two Erisians serving in the Axis religion are like huskies mixed in with a pack of wolves—it seems a bit out of place, but that's what makes it interesting!
Knowing full well that the Axis people are difficult to deal with, why didn't they just pack up and run away? What were they thinking?
Kazuma sighed, looking at Aqua. He'd definitely made a mistake entrusting this to that idiot goddess; so he pushed Darkness forward!
[Megumin immediately understood Kazuma's intention and revealed Darkness's identity to the guards: "You rude scoundrels! Do you know who this lady is?! This is the eldest daughter of the noble family of Darkness!"]
Kazuma reached out to grab the necklace on Darkness's chest: "Alright, young lady! Show me the necklace you've hidden on your chest as evidence!"
As the saying goes, two fists can't beat four hands! Darkness quickly overpowered Kazuma, but Aqua and Megumin joined the fray, and the situation quickly became deadlocked.
"Get the necklace! Go get the necklace now! Wiz, come help! Hurry, Wiz!"
Wiz looked at the chaotic scene with some hesitation, but ultimately joined the suppression team.
Despite Darkness's reluctance to abuse her power, she couldn't resist the others' groping and probing, and ultimately, they pulled out her family crest.
Although the guards let her through after seeing the badge, Darkness was quite upset, and Kazuma could only try to comfort her.
“That’s because I treat Darkness as a true partner! Not an older noblewoman, but a reliable knight of the cross, Darkness!”
"Is...is that so? If that's the case..." Darkness's mood immediately improved, and she blushed shyly.
Kazuma looked at Darkness and said softly, "So easy to fool." (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
[Aqua: "They're so easy to fool."]
[Huihui: "They're so easy to fool."]
"Haha, a real team... I guess they only have this kind of inexplicable tacit understanding when they're selling out their teammates."
"Medieval nobles' identity cards were useful, but Darkness probably only found them useful in situations like this..."
She's so easy to fool... Seeing Darkness so easily coaxed, the people from other worlds had the same thought.
Wake up, girl! That guy is just using PUA tactics, it's not even a pie in the sky. Poor Darkness, she's being played by Kazuma.
It feels like even though Darkness was sold out by Kazuma, she could still happily help him count the money, completely being manipulated.
Baka and Test: Summoning World
Akihisa looked at him with an "I see" expression: "So you're regarded as a trustworthy knight of the cross, that's wonderful, Darkness!"
"Something just feels off, like it looks vaguely familiar!"
There was indeed a very strong sense of déjà vu. Akihisa not only felt that it looked familiar, but also had a feeling that he had experienced it before, but he just couldn't remember it.
Upon hearing this, everyone present stared at Akihisa in horror. Even the most idiotic person has their limits, right? Is this guy... serious?
Yuji uses this trick on you every day, and it always works. Doesn't it look familiar?
Akihisa, who has fallen for the same move so many times, truly deserves to be called the biggest idiot!
Upon entering, the group discovered that the hot spring had turned black, clearly indicating that someone had poisoned the source! They then followed the pipes to the source.
Huihui saw a familiar figure in the smoke: "That person is... dish soap?"
Hiding behind a rock, Aqua whispered, "It looks like he's thinking of jumping into the river to commit suicide."
Kazuma expressed his understanding: "Because that person was also treated quite badly by the Axis cultists."
[Then Kazuma saw Hans staggering and falling downwards, and thinking he was being tortured by the Axis cult and trying to commit suicide by jumping into the river, he rushed out immediately!]
"Danger!! Impulsiveness is the devil!!"
Then... Hans, with his hands in the river still bubbling with suspicious purple light, and Kazuma locked eyes in an awkward silence!
"Oh dear, are you all here for sightseeing? Hot springs can cure back pain, relieve fatigue, and also clear away distracting thoughts and break curses!"
Hans, sweating profusely and feeling guilty, kept trying to change the subject.
"Megumin really knows how to name things! After Chuchu Maru, there was Mame no Suke, and now there's dish soap!"
"Hahaha, I feel embarrassed for them. The current situation is exactly like being caught red-handed poisoning someone!"
It must be said that Kazuma's idea was not wrong. After being mentally tortured by the perverted group of Axis cultists, it is understandable that he had the idea of jumping into the river to commit suicide.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
Rin Tohsaka looked at Hans speechlessly: "That was such an abrupt change of topic!"
Do you think He Zhen is blind or stupid? That strange purple liquid with eerie bubbles has already betrayed you; it looks suspicious at first glance.
"Kazuma may be a scoundrel, but he'll still step up when it counts." Emiya Shirou smiled as he watched Kazuma rush forward without hesitation.
Ilya nodded in agreement: "Yeah, I almost forgot, the reason he traveled to this other world was to die saving someone... well, he was scared to death!"
Thinking of this, Ilya couldn't help but laugh again. After all, the reason for her death was just too outrageous; every time she thought about it, it made her laugh.
Chapter 497 Kazuma: Aren't slimes just cannon fodder?
Caught red-handed, Hans stubbornly denied it, claiming he was just sightseeing. But upon seeing Wies, he immediately became guilty and turned his head away.
"Crack—" The speed was so fast that a bone-crunching sound was heard.
But the more Wiz looked at him, the more familiar he seemed, and then he exclaimed excitedly, "It's Mr. Hans! You must be Mr. Hans!"
Hans, whose name was called, instinctively flinched, then tried to cover it up in a trembling voice: "Han...who is Hans? I'm the manager here!"
But Wiz completely ignored the atmosphere and kept talking to Hans as if he were reminiscing: "It's me! Wiz, Lich Wiz!"
"I remember Mr. Hans is a highly poisonous slime mutant, right? Could it be that Mr. Hans poisoned the hot springs?"
Wiz ran to Hans, grabbed his shoulders, and shook him repeatedly: "Mr. Hans, why have you been ignoring me since earlier! It's me, Wiz, Mr. Hans."
After being exposed by Wiz, Hans still refused to admit it, insisting that Wiz had mistaken him for someone else, and then tried to leave.
"My neck, my neck, it sounds like something bad is coming from there. Is it alright?"
"What a terrifying airhead! He hasn't even realized the seriousness of the problem yet. Pay attention to the atmosphere, Wiz!"
What a top-tier teammate! He inadvertently betrayed his entire team. Please, Wiz, stop talking, or Mr. Hans will have a breakdown.
Watching Hans being repeatedly finished off by his teammates, the others from other worlds looked on with pity... It's true, being a high-ranking officer in the Demon King's army isn't easy, especially when you're dealing with Kazuma's squad—which one of them wouldn't go crazy...
Shen Yongshi World
"A highly toxic slime mutant... and a high-ranking officer in the Demon King's army. So the slimes we encountered before weren't as simple as they seemed!"
Seiya recalled the scene when he used his ultimate move to fight the slime. Luckily, he was cautious enough, otherwise he would have been finished. Who knows, that slime might have been a high-ranking official.
"There really are slimes as executives..." Ristarte was also a little dumbfounded. These things only exist in the newbie village and are small monsters that ordinary people can deal with. How did they become executives!
Seeing Seiya's knowing look, Ristarte resignedly covered her face with her hands: "This is really the end."
This extremely cautious warrior must be feeling fortunate for his decisiveness in the starting village, and will probably become even more cautious from now on.
"I have urgent business to attend to and need to return to the city!" Hans, unable to bear Wiz's harassment any longer, made up an excuse and tried to leave.
"Where do you want to go, Hans?"
"You won't get through here, Hans."
"Do you think that excuse is plausible, Hans?"
Darkness, Aqua, and Megumin blocked their path, while Kazuma pointed at Hans's distorted face and said, "Give up the struggle and show your true form, Hans!"
"Damn it! Don't call me Hans Hans so casually, you bunch of bastards!" Seeing that he was still exposed, Hans stopped pretending and looked at Wiz angrily: "Wiz, didn't you say you were going to open a shop? Then stop wandering around the hot spring town and get back to work!"
Wiz looked somewhat embarrassed: "Okay, that's so unfair! I work really hard, but for some reason the more I work, the poorer I get..."
"Haha, Hans... I'm sorry, I've definitely been brainwashed by them with that name."