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"Ah!" Latis exclaimed in realization, frowning as he murmured:
"Is it still too much anime for an old man like you? Well, it does need to be at a certain concentration..."
He shook his head, cupped Mumu in his hands, lifted her up, and shouted loudly in the dazzling sunlight:
"Miss Mu Mu, please make love to me, please!"
Mumu stared in shock at Latis's unwavering gaze, her mouth agape.
Amid the still-sounding explosions, an eerie silence fell over the scene.
……
After a series of confident explanations, they finally blushed and realized that this was one of your abilities. Seeing their simultaneous sigh of relief, you burst into laughter.
"Well, that's fine too. Once your soul weight is enough, we can go to the lower realm together..." Pallas's voice was a little hesitant. She coughed and asked, "By the way, don't you have two teammates? Go ask them if they want to continue the trials to increase their soul weight and then go to the lower realm together?"
At this point, you suddenly remembered what Appi had said about your background and quickly asked Pallas about it.
After a moment of stunned silence, she said in a complicated tone, "I see..."
[It turns out that when they discovered humans were gradually turning into cubes in Pallas, they wondered if this was unique to this continent, so they sent many people out to sea to search for any remaining pristine lands.]
Unfortunately, judging from the reports sent back, almost the entire world is in a state of regression, and most people, after becoming blocky beings, have subconsciously come to believe that they were originally blocky beings, even losing their original purpose deep in their memories.
"Perhaps Api's great-grandfather was in the same situation, but at that time my power was greatly diminished, and I was ultimately unable to free up my hands to investigate the situation..." Pallas sighed and said, "However, that child should have the potential to become a magic warrior, just like Master Mumu, but it has not yet manifested because there is no magic in the current world..."
You nodded, thinking that if you took Ah Pi to the lower realm, he would level up incredibly fast there.
So you said goodbye to Pallas and CatNubis, taking CatNubis with you. Looking at the two catgirls with completely different personalities, you couldn't help but think, "How wonderful it would be to be able to date the same person with different personalities at the same time!"
[Of course, you're mainly thinking about serious matters. You're considering whether the MeowNubis from different camps will merge as things progress. If so, you definitely want to experience multiple people, no, multiple cats...]
You agreed to set off together only after your souls were heavy enough to sink to the lower realm. On the way back, you returned to your seat among the cat grandmothers, looking at the distant town and thinking, "Perhaps I should go to the city to quickly engage in more courtship activities. I guess confessing to women in the city won't cause an explosion..."
Suddenly, you notice the cattle and sheep grazing in the forest, and a bold idea pops into your mind.
[Who says courting animals doesn't count? It avoids the socially awkward situation of interacting with people! Anyway, no one's watching, and the person you're with definitely won't write about it in their autobiography. So, you're safe!]
So you sent Grandma Cat back to camp first, grabbed a handful of grass and stuffed it into Cow's mouth, then said with a cold laugh, "Since I gave you grass, it's your turn to give me grass..."
Of course, you didn't actually put it into practice, but when you returned to camp at night, MeowNubis was still quite surprised and asked, "Where did you go to get supplies again, meow?!"
"What do you mean by 'stocking up'?" you said, annoyed. "It's called 'offering abstractions to a wonderful otherworld.' How can you not even understand that? Are you an artificial idiot?"
"I...I'm not artificial!" MeowNubis retorted vehemently.
["You're a catgirl, you're a catgirl, you're a catgirl..." You repeated this sentence to her for several minutes, then confidently asked, "Tell me, what are you?"]
[Nyanubis stared at you blankly, hesitated for a moment, and said, "I...I'm a catgirl?"]
"Too easy to train." You clap your hands, turn around and leave, intending to check on your teammates' progress for the day.
Several minutes later, Meownubis finally realized what was happening and shouted loudly in the cave, "Hey, hey! I'm a catgirl, meow!"
[You laughed as you heard the shouts in the distance, then walked to the mine and shouted Api and Old Deer's names several times.]
Five minutes later, you frowned, a sense of unease creeping over you. You jumped into the mine tunnel, staring at the distant spot where the firelight was fading, pulled out your double-hammered mace, and headed towards it.
Chapter 124 The Tadachi Hero's Otherworldly Cat Cart Chronicles
After a period of reckless exploration, you successfully found the End portal.
[Faced with the already activated teleportation array, you paused, then murmured to yourself, "They wouldn't just go in like that, would they? So hasty?"]
Several thoughts raced through your mind, then you sighed. You had important matters to attend to and couldn't go in to investigate.
Suddenly, your gluteus maximus twitches, and a loud smack echoes. You turn around and see a poor silverfish crushed into a pancake shape, drifting leisurely to the ground.
"I should go back and make a suit of armor for my ass..." you muttered to yourself, suddenly struck by an idea while looking at the insect cakes on the ground.
"Even though I can't go myself, I can drop some supplies for them!" Without hesitation, you moved several cows to the teleportation array and began artificially breeding calves on-site.
[You drop each calf as soon as it's born, your hands and eyes moving so fast you barely let it hit the ground before it's already in the End. You're like a magician, smoothly making this process happen dozens of times.]
Finally, after silently counting that a total of thirty or forty calves had been lost, you stopped and threw the numb adult cow in as well.
"May you find happiness in the end times..." you prayed, then decisively left the mine.
In the empty campsite at night, you feel a strange sense of desolation. Without Api and Old Deer, the small campsite suddenly feels vast and empty. Just as you're about to lament, a sudden thought flashes through your mind: wouldn't this huge campsite be perfect for a silver party?
[Of course, this thought only flashed through your mind briefly before quietly disappearing. You called Nubis out of the cave, looked at her enormous body, hesitated for a moment, and ultimately chose to give up.]
[It's a pity that you, now on a dimensional journey, don't have those original skills, otherwise you would definitely use your "Heaven and Earth Manifestation" technique to test her abilities.]
After quickly crafting a suit of armor for yourself, you rode Nubis to town. After your comparative experiment with her, you realized that courtship behavior with animals is indeed less effective than with humans; perhaps you're still too reserved.
[The night passed, and you emerged from the chaotic Mojito Kingdom, having wreaked havoc on hundreds of blocky beings, including many male comrades who were mistakenly injured due to confusion about gender.]
As the night passed, a meme-spreading urban legend called "Night Visit to Latis" began to circulate in the royal city. However, you had already returned to Queen Pallas's camp, completely unaware that your image had sparked a long-dormant creative frenzy among the blocky people.
I wonder what she'll think when she gets back and sees the chaotic state of the capital...
Latis thought to himself, chuckled, nodded to Pallas who was bowing, and said:
"I am ready."
"His soul is filled with lust and sin, meow! Your Majesty, you must be careful, meow!"
Nubis, the second cat, cried out worriedly.
Pallas glanced at Nubis, the second cat, chuckled, and said:
“My body is already made of blocks. How could Mr. Latis, a normal human being, possibly harm blocks?”
"Tch, don't underestimate me! If Brother Niu is tough enough, I can even crush a rock!"
Latis called out in his mind, watching as Pallas took out the obsidian and ignited the portal with a snap. He nodded and said:
"Then let's go?"
“Okay.” Pallas stepped into the portal first, and disappeared inside amidst a gradually increasing fluctuation.
"Then I'm leaving too, Master Meow, don't fight outside!"
Latis grinned, but before he could finish speaking, he was engulfed by a turbulent flow of purplish-black space.
"Why did everyone leave, meow!"
MeowNubis glanced back at the indifferent-looking Number Two, lay on the ground and sighed, then wriggled closer to the portal and pressed its face against it.
"Are you stupid? Just go back to your cave and sleep after they leave, won't you?" Nubis, the second cat, scoffed as it squatted down on the ground.
"We just eat and sleep all day long, isn't that great? Didn't you not have a beard? That door looks like you can't even squeeze through... I'm so impressed!"
She stared blankly as Meownubis stuffed her chubby face into the portal, and then, amidst the strained whooshing sound of the portal, magical fluctuations trembled and covered Meownubis's body.
Click!
As Meownubis disappeared, the portal instantly shattered, breaking into obsidian blocks scattered across the ground.
……
Latis suddenly frowned and looked at the chaotic spatial passages around him.
"This feeling...it's kind of familiar...what was it again?"
His ears twitched, and he turned to look at the rapidly expanding crack in the spatial passage. Then he lowered his head and sighed softly.
"Fuck..."
Before he could finish speaking, a feeling of weightlessness suddenly overwhelmed him, and he vanished from his spot as if he had been thrown out of a washing machine, leaving only a lingering greeting in the air.
"Meow Nubis, you're such a fucking cutie!"
……
[With the sound of wheels rolling, you opened your eyes, your head throbbing, and stared at the deep red Netherstone blocks above you. Your gaze gradually focused, and you straightened up.]
"Master, you're awake, meow! You scared me to death, I thought you were dead, meow!" Meow Nubis's voice came from behind you. You covered your head and turned around to see Meow Nubis pushing a small cart.
"That was so strange! I was almost landing when I suddenly felt something pulling me. I didn't resist, and in an instant I was in front of my owner. Then, instinctively, I used the little cart that suddenly appeared in my hand to scoop my owner up, meow!"
You silently observed Meownubis's guilty expression, instantly realizing she knew the enormity of her mistake, which was why she suddenly addressed you as "Master." You sneered, stood up, and said, "Did you break the portal?"
"I, I didn't!" Meownubis's fur stood on end, and she cried out in panic, "The portal itself broke! I was just rubbing against it outside, and it exploded, meow! I was so scared, meow!"
Your fist hardened, suppressing the murderous intent within you, and you asked, "You just rubbed against it? You swear you didn't go inside?"
[Nubis turned its gaze away and scratched its chin.]
"Say something! Say something!" You viciously punched Grandma Cat, and amidst the constant shaking, MeowNubis said intermittently:
“We, we just… went in… one head…”
"Even if only your head goes in, it's still in! You said you'd just rub it in a bit and not go all the way in! You can't control your head!"
[You punched Granny Cat one last time, looked at the little cart beneath you, and sighed sadly. You never imagined that being a swordsman in your past life, always using a cat cart, would end up like this in another world. What a waste of this world! Oh, but your cat cart is bigger now; driving a big cart is quite a nice experience…]
Suddenly, a faint whimpering sound came from nearby. You frowned, released Grandma Cat from your arms, jumped off the stroller, and looked in the direction of the whimpering.
"what……"
Latis patted Meownubis's rear end, and Meownubis understood, picked Latis up, exposing its paw pads, and moved silently across the Nether rock.
He grabbed the cat's fur and climbed onto Meownubis's head, looking over the top of the hill into the distance. However, apart from the empty Netherworld rock layers and the lava peeking out from the hollows in the rock layers, he saw nothing.
"wrong!"
A sense of alarm suddenly surged through Latis's mind. He grabbed Meownubis's ear with one hand and swiftly drew his double-hammer with the other, instantly striking the massive fireball that hurtled towards him like a meteor with the help of "back block".
He turned to look at the giant white monster that had silently risen from the cliff face, and shouted as the voice, like a baby's cry, rang out again:
"Evil spirit!"
[You disturbed the witch! The wailing that turned into a shriek nearly woke you from your slumbering PTSD. Amidst Meownubis's screams as its fur was ignited by fireballs, you desperately aimed at the fireballs' landing points, deflecting each one launched by the ghast.]
However, your good fortune didn't last long. Without a bow and arrows, you were unable to mount an effective resistance. Amidst Meownubis's tearful cries, you temporarily retreated, digging a large hole in the Netherworld's rock layer and taking her inside.
"Damn, how come I never thought Ghasts were this hard to fight before?" You stroked your chin, pondering. Looking at the scattered charred marks on MeowNubis's body, you suddenly realized: "It turns out this silly cat is too big of a target!"
After figuring out the reason, you immediately left Nubis alone in the cave, planning to kill the evil spirit by yourself first and then come back to pick up the cat.
"But I have a feeling you're going to die, Master, meow." Meow Nubis, oblivious to your increasingly grim expression as you were blackened by the explosion, honestly said, "That evil spirit is very powerful!"
"Yeah, yeah!" Mumu flew out of your body, pounced on MeowNubis, and looked at you, saying, "I feel those evil spirits have a familiar power, it's incredibly strong! You'd better not go, or I might get splattered with blood!"