Pokémon: My Dad is Kyurem

Chapter 7: Surprisingly Strong Godmother, Kyurem's Actions

Early in the morning, a rustling sound came from the room. Qi Hao was attracted by the sound, quickly changed his clothes, and went to the source of the sound. It was Da Daqi doll organizing medical tools.

"Godmother, why are you looking for these things? They've been sitting there for ages!" Qi Hao asked. These things had been there for a long time, and hadn't been used since Qi Hao could remember.

“??*(?o?╰?╯?o??) That’s right~ (The Metagross leader’s wife came to see me. She asked me to do some nursing care yesterday, since they’ll be breeding in a few days.)” Almost Doll answered while her hands moved swiftly, tidying up her tools without any hindrance.

"I've always had a question: why do they have a reproductive period? Can't they just have children whenever they want?" Qi Hao asked this puzzling question.

"?_? You're asking this? Um... this must be their tradition. Look at their tribe now, aren't they all Metagross monsters?" The big doll looked puzzled, wondering why Qi Hao was paying attention to this.

"Huh? So?" Qi Hao was still slightly confused.

“No, not at all. (Because they've all evolved, so they've started reproducing. You probably saw about thirty yesterday, right? Actually, there are over fifty in total. The rest are females who got pregnant shortly after the last Metagross evolved, and they're all resting inside. Anyway, I'm going to call Little One to help me out. You should also get ready, you'll be staying with the Metagross for the next few days. Your dad's away on business.)” After saying that, Big Almost Doll closed the box he had packed and walked towards Little Almost Doll.

"Host, is your godmother really this outrageous? I didn't know before there was a basic information function, but now I'm shocked."

[(╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻Wow, you bastard, why are you staring at my godmother like that! Mind your privacy!]

"(I don't want to either, but ever since that feature was enabled, everything you see automatically becomes an information stream and feeds to me. It's exhausting for me to organize all that information! I can't turn it off!!)"

［(o′Д`o)ノAlright, alright, I'll take a look then. Tell me, what's wrong! ］

'(′°Δ°`) Um... I think you should take a look yourself.'

Almost doll

Attributes: General

Rating: 89

Held items: Almost a Doll Evolution Stone, Medkit (just a simple storage container; also, don't ask why Metagross doesn't have any held items, guess who originally gave Kyurem the High-Quality Metal Coat from the Metagross clan.)

Skills: Stomp, Magic Dazzling Strike, Fire Punch, Ice Punch, Lightning Punch, Healing Pulse, Treasure, Protect, Substitute, Shadow Ball...

Special Skills: Autonomous Mega Evolution (No Level Required), Elf Doctor lv6 (Max Level lv9)

A powerful elf with a medical background, possessing unfathomable medical skills and an extremely high level of expertise. He could heal almost anyone who wasn't dead or missing a limb, and could even easily induce illness in healthy individuals. However, because he wasn't a wild elf, he was ostracized by his tribe and was discovered by Kyurem on the day he and his children were expelled.

[(д) ?? How many more surprises are there that I don't know about! My godmother is level 89?! That's a farmer's three punches! And, I've never seen an evolution stone before, and you're telling me my godmother has one? I've never seen it before, where is she wearing it??]

"(ー_ー) Did you see your dad's genetic artifact? You can store gadgets inside your body, okay...?"

Qi Hao stopped thinking. His dad was a mythical beast, and the godmother his dad brought home was even an 89-level spirit! Oh~ reality is even more absurd than anime!!

Seeing that her godmother had already headed towards the Metagross pack, the little boy shook Qi Hao's arm. "You're leaving? Do you want to stay home alone and watch the house?"

Qi Hao snapped out of his daze: "Oh, oh, oh, I'm here, I'm here."

The two elves went to the Metagross tribe's territory, while Kyurem had already left early in the morning and was no longer in the cave; his whereabouts were unknown.

the other side

"Do you understand what I mean?" Kyurem glared menacingly at the Elite Four level trainer and elementary/middle school principal in front of him.

"(?﹏?) I understand, I understand. His name will be on next year's enrollment list. You, you, you, don't come any closer!"

Song Chenggong, a Champion-level trainer and the principal of the Beishang Pokémon Academy, which includes students from elementary to high school, was taking a leisurely stroll when he suddenly flew up into the air, unable to move. People on the street seemed oblivious to his presence. He flew directly to the outskirts of the city and encountered a gigantic Pokémon he had never seen before. Terrified, he released his ace Pokémon, Lucario, and Mega Evolved it. Then… he was slapped unconscious.

"And there's more!" Kyurem's eyes flashed with a fierce light, and the air suddenly turned cold.

"ヾ(??Д??)? There's also an ID card, birth certificate, student ID, but no school qualification certificate needed!" Song Chenggong was almost crying in fright, bringing up things that didn't even exist.

“Very good.” Kyurem said with satisfaction. “▼д▼ You better not tell anyone about what happened today. I know which school you go to, hehehehe.”

Having said that, it flapped its wings and flew away like a shooting star.

Song Chenggong stood there dumbfounded, still not having recovered. If it weren't for the Super Lucario lying next to him, which had been knocked unconscious by a slap, he would have thought he was dreaming.

"(╬??皿??) Stop playing dead! Lucario! Get up, I've already flown away! Don't think I don't know I didn't hit you hard." Song Chenggong recovered and tugged at Lucario's arm.

Lucario opened one eye, spinning wildly to see if Kyurem was really gone. Once it was sure, it jumped up, grabbed Song Chenggong's shoulder, and started shaking him while crying! "??????????? Awooo!! (Why did you call me out?! Mega Evolution! That freakish Aura!! That's a legendary Pokémon!!! Do you know how much damage that slap did to a level 70 kid like me!!!)"

"(?_?) No, no, no, stop shaking me!" Song Chenggong broke free from Lucario's hands and then realized, "So, just now, a legendary Pokémon was trying to force a kid into my academy?!"

“⊙_⊙Awoo? (Are you kidding me?)” Lucario also realized what was happening.

Then, the human and the elf locked eyes, and the human looked up and roared to the sky: "What's going on here?!" "Awoo! (What's going on here?!)"