Anime Crossover: My Cheat Code is Myself

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Then I changed her into a more comfortable position, laid her down on the bed, and covered her with a blanket.

To prevent catching a cold or getting a stiff neck the next day.

She also poured the warm sugar-salt water she had prepared into Jianzi's body, because given the amount of fluid she had just released, if she ignored it and went to sleep, she would definitely be dehydrated the next day.

I guess I won't be able to go to school then.

Considering that Miko is currently in a deep sleep, if she goes down the esophagus, she could easily choke.

Therefore, Xia Yan took it upon himself to choose another absorption method for her.

Finally, I set an alarm for Miko for tomorrow morning to prevent her from oversleeping and being late.

"The only remaining issue is dreaming. Fortunately, the Stand's abilities have no limitations, which gives me some knowledge about dreams."

Xia Yan gently smoothed down Jianzi's slightly furrowed brows, which were furrowed from absorbing moisture. He then found a pillow and slightly raised Jianzi's buttocks to prevent the moisture from flowing out before it was fully absorbed.

To avoid soiling your clothes and sheets again.

He then used the Stand ability he had stolen from "Bleach 13" to enter Miko's dream.

I plan to use dreams to help Jianzi recover her physical strength and, incidentally, adjust her mental state.

To avoid leaving too deep an impression on her today, which would raise her fear threshold and make her less afraid of evil spirits the next time she sees one.

After all, if Miko is no longer afraid of evil spirits before the training is completed, Natsuhiko will not be able to rightfully collect the reward.

Looking at Miko, who was still rolling around on the floor with him in his dream, Natsuhiko snapped his fingers.

The cramped bedroom was transformed into a huge open-air playground.

Xia Yan also replaced the version of himself that Jian Zi dreamed about, accompanying her to one amusement park ride after another. After they got tired of playing, they went through a sauna and spa service to recover from their physical fatigue.

The power of "Bleach 13's" Stand ability lies in the fact that the 287 influences the target experiences in a dream will also have an effect in reality.

This applies to both damage and healing effects.

Therefore, although Jianzi was so tired that she fell into a deep sleep, she will definitely be back to her best condition after waking up.

"I'm so kind and gentle. You must repay me handsomely when you see me..."

……

Ta-da! ...

"Waaaaaah...!"

Hearing the unfamiliar, sharp, and repetitive radar time announcement in her ear, Miko, who was still fast asleep, suddenly opened her eyes wide and sat up abruptly as if someone had quietly poked her in the lower back with a finger.

It has to be said that Apple's alarm clock does have a magical power to make people's heart and lungs stop.

At the same time, as if by instinct, I turned off the phone alarm clock that was still repeating its annoying sound.

"Hmm...is it already morning?"

Seeing that Zi rubbed her eyes, she habitually pulled back the curtains and opened the window as well.

With the curtains no longer holding them back, the bright morning sunlight streamed into Miko's bedroom, and the slightly damp morning breeze swept away the last trace of faint musk in the room.

Chapter 251 Side Effects of Excessive Hydration

"That's strange. Did I set an alarm clock before going to bed last night...?"

Perhaps because she had just woken up, Jianzi was still a little dazed and muttered to herself.

"I think I had a really comfortable and happy dream. My body felt tingly and relaxed, but I can't remember the details of the dream. It's been a long time since I've had a truly restful sleep..."

"Last night...last night..."

As the sunlight shone in, Jianzi's drowsiness gradually dissipated, and her consciousness slowly returned. She also subconsciously recalled what had happened before she went to sleep the previous night…

“——！！？”

After the recollection ended, Jianzi instantly perked up.

She instinctively ran to the full-length mirror in the room and patted herself haphazardly with her hands to check if anything was wrong.

"...Xia Yan?"

Seeing that Zi tentatively called out Xia Yan's name.

No reply.

"Gone..."

"So it was just an illusion after all... I knew it, evil spirits don't exist at all! I must have been hallucinating yesterday."

"Seriously, why am I having such shameless hallucinations! Is it because I've been too tired lately? It must also be related to that horror show hosted by 'Candle Junji' that I watched the other night."

"And even if evil spirits really exist, how could they possibly look like angels!"

"Okay! It's decided. From now on, I'll give up those unrealistic light novels and shoujo manga, and I'll definitely never watch horror shows again!"

As if hypnotizing herself, Jianzi made plans for her future hobbies and interests.

“It’s not a hallucination~” Xia Yan suddenly interrupted Jianzi’s self-comforting mutterings, shattering her last shred of hope.

"Waaaaah—"

The sudden sound, which caught her completely off guard, startled Jianzi so much that she jumped up and cried out in surprise. When she landed, her legs gave way and she sat down on the ground with a thud.

"Jianzi, what's wrong—?"

Perhaps because Miko's voice was too loud, her mother, Touko Yotsuya, called out from downstairs with a slightly worried tone.

"Ouch... It's nothing, I just fell off the bed."

Realizing that everything from yesterday was real, Miko rubbed her bottom and stood up.

Although her front armor was designed to be exquisite and not very thick, her rear armor was quite thick. She was of a naturally endowed size, so although her buttocks hurt a little when she landed, she did not suffer any real damage.

However, although the fall did not cause any serious injury, it was not without its effects.

Gollum—

A strange sound came from Miko's abdomen.

Feeling the churning of his intestines and the impure substance about to burst forth, Jianzi's expression changed drastically.

You should know that last night, in order to prevent Jianzi from experiencing various symptoms of dehydration after waking up, Xia Yan had given her a lot of sugar and salt water.

Although it hasn't reached the point where anything unusual can be seen from the outside.

However, it is definitely enough to meet all the physiological water needs of a normal adult in a day.

Even though the intestines have absorbed some of it overnight.

But it's clear that there are still more left.

Since Jianzi had fallen into a deep sleep last night, Xia Yan secretly gave her a little help to prevent her from unintentionally soiling her clothes and sheets.

But now that Jianzi has regained her senses, Xia Yan naturally stops helping her.

After all, he was still looking forward to seeing how Jianzi would react in this situation.

Otherwise, he would have helped her recover in his dream yesterday, and there would have been no need for him to physically hydrate her in reality.

At this moment, Miko's eyebrows were furrowed, and the corners of her mouth were slightly downturned. She looked very hardworking, but there was also a twisted pain in her eyes. Accompanied by intense embarrassment and an inexplicable flush, she was carefully walking towards the toilet.

"Wow, she's so sexy! Miko is amazing! No matter what expression she makes, she always looks sexy!"

Xia Yan's teasing words rang in Jianzi's ears.

At the same time, to increase the pressure, he reached out and gently pressed on Miko's stomach.

Although Miko had forgotten the content of her dream last night, due to the dream and the fact that she had voluntarily paid him yesterday, she instinctively lowered her guard against Natsuhiko.

Therefore, Xia Yan still retains the same ability to barely make contact with Jianzi as he did last night.

"—Eek!"

The sudden touch almost made Miko scream.

However, in order to prevent his mother from noticing anything amiss, Jianzi forced himself to suppress his feelings.

The price to pay is that the situation is now even more difficult than before.

Although it was just a vague sensation, without much force, and wouldn't be squeezed out directly, the familiar, cool feeling that was deeply ingrained in her body strongly stimulated Miko's nerves.

It caused her to involuntarily contract.

It almost leaked out.

"Ha ha……"

Seeing that Zi was breathing heavily through her mouth, with a hint of cuteness in her breath.

It appears that due to the high body temperature, visible breaths are seen when exhaling.

Furthermore, the flush on her face intensified, and a thin mist veiled her golden eyes, making them appear more hazy. A few tears also clung to the corners of her eyes, giving her a pitiful look, coupled with her desperate struggle.

It's absolutely a stunning sight!

His incredible expression even made Xia Yan feel that even if he died this time, it would be worth the price of admission.

I don't know why Miko can make that expression; maybe it's what they call a special talent!

In terms of astringency, Xia Yan would call her the strongest!

"Waaah...no...are you a devil..." Jianzi said softly, her voice trembling and slightly tearful.

While part of it was to avoid her mother thinking she was a mentally unstable person talking to herself, the main reason was the feeling of impending gushing, which made her afraid to speak loudly for fear of accidentally squeezing it out.

You should know that just by feeling it, you can tell that more than 90 percent of what she locked inside was pure liquid.

There is no such thing as being trapped; once it comes out, it will be like a flash flood, unstoppable.

Miko, who could previously take small steps outwards, now had to stop and try to gather new strength to help her seal the impurities within her body.

We must at least support her until she reaches the toilet!

Chapter 252 Seeing Zijiang's Crazy Imagination

Seeing the pitiful, pleading expression on Jianzi's face, Xia Yan did not persecute her any further.