Conan: Ran, I really am Shinichi, you have to believe me!

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"Nonsense, it clearly smells like milk! Bird droppings do smell like milk!"

"Bullshit, poop tastes like coffee! You didn't even get a proper taste before you threw it up, I saw it clearly!"

"It tasted like milk! The bird droppings tasted like milk! All the droppings fell into my mouth, and I could taste it clearly!"

"The shit just fell on your tongue; you didn't taste it as comprehensively as I did, so yours is inaccurate, and mine is the truth!"

"No, it tastes like coffee..."

"No, it tastes like milk..."

"..."

Listening to the argument between the two people under the tree, Jiang Chengbei almost fell off the branch.

In the ordinary stores of Jiangcheng North, there are shops that sell bird droppings, as well as dark foods such as canned herring that smell dozens of times worse than bird droppings.

As for what Jiang Chengbei actually bought, that's a matter of opinion.

Anyway, to make the bird droppings still warm and look more like freshly made bird droppings, Jiang Chengbei specially added hot milk and hot coffee. In the end, this little additive actually caused an argument between the two people who were eating the droppings.

It's all his fault, it's all his fault.

Chapter 114 Spoilers are fun; a spoiler now and then is fun, and a constant spoiler is even more fun.

The two who ate shit argued for a long time, but neither could convince the other, so they decided to switch next time they ate shit, taking turns eating it to determine who was right.

After settling their debate over whether the flavor was chocolate or milk, Kogoro Mouri and Heiji Hattori continued their journey, retracing Conan's steps to see if they could find any clues or evidence.

Seeing that the two hardworking people had stopped fooling around and gotten into work mode, Jiang Chengbei lost interest in following them any longer, so he flew back to open his fruit shop.

A while later, Jiang Chengbei, who was watching TV while minding the shop, was getting bored when a news report suddenly interrupted the commercial break:

A fatal accident occurred near the Kamanpo Cleaning Company in Beikacho 8-chome, where a falling object struck and killed a person. The deceased was none other than Fujii Tsunehisa, a former director of the Kamanpo Cleaning Company.

In Beika Town, it's not unusual for a couple of people to die. Jiang Chengbei didn't care at first, but when the camera panned, he happened to see Osaka Kuroki and Kogoro Mouri flash across the screen.

With these two plague-ridden figures present, Jiang Chengbei immediately became interested.

He only has one more chance to transform into Conan/Shinichi Kudo, and this chance was obtained by capturing Masaki Negishi, who had counterattacked Yutaka Abe, last time.

The fact that Kogoro Mouri and Heiji Hattori died at the location suggests that this case is likely not an accident. Furthermore, the crime scene is currently in Beika Town, so it is highly probable that this was a murder.

If it's murder, and there's a killer, then you can't let Osaka Kuroki and Kogoro Mouri have the chance to catch the killer. If you go up and steal their heads, you'll get another chance to transform.

Without further ado, Jiang Chengbei used the Ke Xue Chakra he had painstakingly acquired last night by singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to the moon, and soon a pair of sunglasses appeared on his face, with Osaka Black Chicken's location quickly appearing on them.

As the name suggests, his chakra primarily serves the world of Detective Conan.

The original Detective Conan gadgets, abilities, and chakra of his were relatively easy to imitate.

Because Jiang Chengbei had once transformed into Conan, he could easily use his Conan-themed chakra to simulate and conjure up the Conan-themed gadgets that Conan once possessed.

In other words, he, Conan, and perhaps Takagi Wataru in the future, the three of them don't need Professor Agasa; they can use their Conan chakra to create temporary Conan gadgets themselves.

Moreover, the chakra gadgets they created themselves were much more convenient and discreet to use than those made by Professor Agasa.

When they separated, Jiang Cheng had secretly placed an invisible and intangible Detective Conan chakra locator on Heiji Hattori.

After finding out where Hattori Heiji was, Jiang Chengbei transformed into a little chubby bird and quickly flew to Professor Agasa's house. After visiting his house and taking some of Kudo Shinichi's belongings, he finally flew to the crime scene.

It's better to arrive at the right time than to arrive early. Just as Jiang Chengbei arrived, Hattori Heiji had just put on a smug smile and was preparing to gather everyone to listen to his mystery show.

If he solves the case and catches the murderer, what's the point of Jiang Chengbei?

So, just as Heiji Hattori had sent the police to gather everyone for his mystery show, the handsome, generic-looking Shinichi Kudo emerged from a hidden corner, stood in front of Heiji, and extended his hand, saying:

"Hello, Hattori-kun, I am Shinichi Kudo, a high school detective who goes out just like you. We are equals..."

"Stop! Shut up!" Upon hearing "equal to one name," Hattori Heiji's instinctive reaction was triggered. He jumped up, interrupting Jiang Chengbei, and said rudely:

"Who's on par with you? I don't want to be on par with you! I'd be ashamed to be on par with you!"

Hearing Hattori Heiji say this to his face, Jiang Chengbei's cheeks twitched involuntarily. It seemed that recording Hattori Heiji was unnecessary. As long as he brought him in front of Conan and let Conan see his current face, Jiang Chengbei felt that would be enough.

"Hattori, you... you're still so young and impetuous, and your words are still so hurtful... Sigh, never mind, I won't say anything more."

"Come, let's talk in private. Let's go over here."

As Jiang Chengbei spoke, he pulled Hattori Heiji aside and said, as if they were old friends:

"Hattori, I just arrived and haven't started my investigation yet. Could you wait for me to investigate first and then release your reasoning after I've found the results myself?"

You're a detective, you know that if the results are revealed before you even start investigating, it's like watching a movie you really want to see and then having the plot spoiled just as you're about to watch it...

"Really? What a coincidence, I also find it quite uncomfortable, hehe..."

Before Jiang Chengbei could finish speaking, Hattori Heiji chuckled.

Not long ago, he and Uncle Mori had just finished eating shit and had a good time, and now he's feeling really bad.

Perfect timing! Now he's run into that scumbag Shinichi Kudo. His reputation in the suit department was severely tarnished by Higashi Kudo, not to mention the terrible things he's suffered because of Shinichi Kudo's girlfriend. Now he can settle old scores with him.

So, without waiting for Jiang Chengbei to speak, Hattori Heiji began to speak at length:

"The murderer in this case is Hideaki Nakayama, the president of Jiamanbao Cleaning Company. He used the computer in his office to control the rotation of the camera on the rooftop."

The camera under his control was attached to a fishing line, the other end of which was tied to a piece of I-beam on the opposite rooftop.

By rotating the camera, the I-beams on the opposite side of the rooftop were pulled out of the rooftop.

If he could control the timing well, Nakayama Hideaki could have controlled the I-beams on the rooftop from his second-floor office to crush the passing Fujii Tsunehisa to death.

He seized the opportunity by observing the alleyway through the rearview mirror on the cleaning truck. This allowed him to see the alleyway between his company building and the adjacent building from his second-floor office.

The evidence was in the video recordings on his computer. When he went to clean up the fishing line on the camera after the incident, the camera happened to be reflected in the glass of the window of the building across the street, capturing the entire process of him cleaning up the scene.

Hahaha... I've told you everything about Shinichi Kudo, I've spoiled the whole thing, so you can't check it now. You must be feeling really bad, right?

Spoilers make people happy; a spoiler now and then is fun, and spoilers all the time are even more fun, hahaha…”

Hearing Hattori Heiji's smug laughter, Jiang Chengbei immediately snapped out of his fascination and quickly pretended to be angry, pointing at Hattori Heiji's nose and scolding him:

"You're despicable! You spoiled the plot, ruining my fun of investigating the case. You're so mean, you're not human!"

"As a fellow high school detective, you should know how much I love deduction. You've ruined all of that. Can you even imagine the pain I'm going through right now?"

"Yes, I can! That's why I'm so happy, and that's why my mood has improved so much again, hahaha..."

After saying that, Hattori Heiji turned around happily, humming a little tune as he prepared to explain his reasoning to everyone again.

Watching Hattori Heiji leave, Jiang Chengbei hesitated, unsure whether to say what he wanted to say:

Jiang Chengbei could never understand the kind of pain that belongs to a detective.

What's there to be upset about when someone solves the case first, spoils it, and tells you the outcome?

I don't understand.

Chapter 115 Hattori: He plagiarized, Shinichi Kudo! He plagiarized my reasoning!

"Is everyone here? I have something to announce now, which is..."

"That's because this case is too difficult. I... I, Hattori Heiji, can't solve it, so I'm going to take a nap, calm down, and rest..."

"Nani?"

Heiji Hattori was shocked when he heard his own voice speaking, but expressing something completely different from what he was thinking!

Looking back, I saw that annoying Shinichi Kudo covering his mouth with one hand, as if he was talking.

However, there was no sound from Shinichi Kudo in the air; all that could be heard was the self-deprecating voice of Heiji Hattori, who felt inferior to Shinichi Kudo.

"After I, Heiji Hattori, came to Tokyo and witnessed the high-IQ crimes of the Tokyo murderers and their superb criminal abilities, I realized that I had been arrogant and ignorant before."

Osaka is a small place; compared to Tokyo, it's like a rural village.

As a country bumpkin from Osaka, I never imagined that Tokyo's criminals were so formidable. Compared to Tokyo, Osaka is like a firefly vying for the moon's brilliance..."

Hearing the self-deprecating voice in the air, Hattori Heiji pointed at Jiangcheng North, trembling with anger, unable to utter a single word in rebuttal.

He had thought that Shinichi Kudo was shameless, but he never imagined that Shinichi Kudo, who was his equal, would be so shameless and brazen!

"Baka, I give up..."

Heiji Hattori knew that if things continued like this, his reputation would be ruined, so he finally suppressed his anger and managed to speak.

However, he had only uttered a few words when he saw Shinichi Kudo raise his other wrist and point his wristwatch at him.

At the same time, the fingers that had been covering his mouth touched the watch, and after Shinichi Kudo made an artificial sound "biu," Heiji Hattori saw a needle shoot out from the watch and fly towards his forehead.

Heiji Hattori is not Kogoro Mouri. A master swordsman like him, dodging a flying needle is a piece of cake for him.

So Hattori Heiji calculated the trajectory accurately, and with a slight bend of his head, his head left its original position and struck the tranquilizer dart, which also curved in the same direction.

Nest grass!

Before Hattori Heiji could even utter a curse word, he felt dizzy and his body began to move uncontrollably...

Then, unable to control himself, Hattori Heiji retreated while gesturing wildly, continuing to listen to this hateful guy impersonating him.

"I've been investigating this case for so long, but I still haven't figured it out or found the culprit. One reason is that the culprit is too skilled, better than me, Hattori Heiji. The other reason is that the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department's police are too incompetent and too violent!"

Yesterday, without Miranda warnings, negotiations, or clarifying the situation, the Metropolitan Police Department used violence against us innocent civilians, using flashbangs, stun grenades, and other violent devices at close range, which sent me to the hospital.

Because of the Metropolitan Police Department's violent enforcement yesterday, my head is still spinning. So, the fact that this case can't be solved isn't entirely my fault. The blame also lies with the Metropolitan Police Department for their indiscriminate use of force, which also harmed innocent people!

Okay, that's all for now. I'm tired, and my head hurts even more. The trauma I suffered yesterday has flared up again.

"Now, let me rest for a bit. I need some peace and quiet. I'll check again after I've had a good night's sleep and am fully refreshed. You'll have to wait for me to wake up."

After Jiang Chengbei finished speaking, Hattori Heiji, who had just retreated to the wall, sat down against the wall and fell into a deep sleep with the thought, "Kudo Shinichi, you wait, I'll settle the score with you when I wake up."

Seeing Hattori Heiji ramble on and on, even rehashing yesterday's events, the police officers present looked displeased.

Because they knew that yesterday, Hattori Heiji and several other victims had accepted the compensation and apology from the Metropolitan Police Department and promised never to mention it again.

But just the next day, after only one night, he went back on his word and brought it up again in public. He clearly doesn't respect the Metropolitan Police Department!

In particular, the strong recommendation from Heizo Hattori, the head of the Osaka Prefectural Police Headquarters, was to launch a full-scale attack!

What a pair of Hattori father and son! You Osaka people have teamed up to scheme against the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department!

Just as the police officers present were getting increasingly angry at Hattori Heiji, who was sitting on the ground, his voice broke through the air again. Heiji, who had just said he was going to shut up, wanted some peace and quiet, and wanted to take a nap, said: