manynovel Chapter 364 The Lich Girl Was Almost Purified
Chapter 364 The Lich Girl Was Almost Purified
Chapter 364 The Lich Girl Was Almost Purified
"Ah, Aqua-senpai, are you planning to kidnap other goddesses or angels to make Broly's wife?"
Eris looked at Aqua with some shock.
"What do you mean by kidnapping? I'm just preparing to go to the Heavenly Realm to gather my goddesses and angels for a team-building activity in the mortal world."
At most, we'll bring Broly along for team-building activities, so the kid can have a friendly chat and get to know any goddess or angel he fancy!
Aqua waved her hand and said.
"But not every goddess and angel is interested in the mortal realm."
The goddesses and angels in the heavens are generally pure of heart and have few worldly desires.
"As the saying goes, sharpening the axe won't delay the work of chopping wood. How can a god who doesn't understand mortals do a good job of guiding the souls of the dead? So, this is a holiday training program, and the training project is to understand mortals."
Aqua points at Broly.
"And that's the kind of people they want to get to know; anyone who doesn't show up will have their attendance points deducted."
"Ah, Aqua-senpai, isn't this just using your position for personal gain?"
*Smack!*
Aqua slammed her hand on the table and declared righteously, "What do you mean by using public office for private gain? What I'm doing should be called the cultivation of lower gods and angels by the supreme god."
Those guys should be grateful and actively respond to my call for team building during the holidays.
On another note, the fact that you have a six-day weekend is all thanks to me and Broly. It was my active communication with the gods that allowed Broly's original wish to be extended to the other goddesses.
They should all be deeply grateful to my disciple, thanking this child for allowing them to have weekends off!
"Woo~"
Eris couldn't refute it. The boy's wish was originally meant to be granted only to Aqua and the angelic class, but it was Aqua who argued for it that allowed everyone to have a holiday.
Of course, Aqua also gained the favor of many goddesses as a result, and in the last election, she successfully became the chief goddess in charge of the Earth world.
Completely freed from the daily work of receiving the deceased, she took on a management role, assigning tasks to other goddesses who govern different regions of Earth on a quarterly basis.
The chief god who is in charge of governing a prosperous world is a person of high status and power, even in the heavens.
If someone wants to abuse their power for personal gain, it's not something other goddesses or angels can refuse, especially since Aqua has a lot of questionable tactics.
A reason for a mortal team-building activity in the lower realm that understands mortals would completely shut up all the goddesses or angels. Even the celestial ruler of the heavens would probably applaud Aqua as a dedicated and considerate goddess who cares about mortals.
What are celestial elites? This is a celestial elite. Meeting Broly made Aqua's career in the divine office even more prosperous.
Why do I feel that there are many dark sides to the celestial realm as well?
Listening to Aqua's team-building plan, Megumin, with her deadpan eyes, started to complain.
"Mmm~"
Darkness and Wiz nodded in unison, either because they were going to the kitchen to serve Broly rice, or because they were nodding in agreement.
"Ha, what nonsense are you talking about? Where's the darkness? This is just normal workplace conduct!"
Aqua heard this and looked at the group of people outside the Celestial System with some disdain.
"Lord Eris, is this how the workplace is in the heavens?"
Darkness asked her own lucky goddess.
"Uh, that's not it. It's just that Aqua-senpai has a rather unique personal style."
Most goddesses in the heavens are embodiments of compassion, and goddesses like Aqua are indeed rare.
It feels like a husky has been mixed into a group of golden retrievers and become the leader.
However, while Aqua's work style may be a bit rough, she is indeed second to none in the Celestial Realm when it comes to executing Celestial commands.
This is also why she was able to reach the position of Goddess of Water before meeting Broly—her strong execution efficiency, even though it was a bit of a rip-off.
Of course, this shortcoming was well compensated for by other dedicated goddesses and angels after I was promoted and no longer had to manage some of the things below me.
Thinking back, wasn't I also an important person who filled in Aqua's gaps when I was pulled into the Heavenly Academy to be her assistant (Ushima)?
Well, it's not easy to delve into this, because if we do, it might make her, who previously had poor grades at the academy due to being too busy with tasks assigned by Aqua-senpai, feel even worse after being assigned to manage the goddess in this world.
"it is good."
Broly did not reject his goddess master's offer to use his power for personal gain by organizing a celestial team-building activity in order to find a potential goddess or angel wife for himself.
After everyone had eaten and drunk their fill and helped Youyou wash the dishes, it was time for everyone to take a bath together. Except for Eris, who was too embarrassed to join in, the others naturally took off their clothes in the changing room in front of the bathroom.
Well, Aqua and Wiz haven't changed much in terms of physique.
However, this is normal.
A lich undead, essentially a corpse.
A celestial goddess may have a lifespan longer than some worlds.
On the other hand, Youyou, who has entered her growth period, has undergone some obvious changes. She is bigger and rounder, making her a wife who is easy to give birth to and has a smooth delivery.
However, Broly only watched for a while before running over to Megumin and scrutinizing her closely.
What are you doing?!
Although everything that needed to be seen had already been seen, and even been scrubbed by the boy, Megumin still felt awkward being stared at by Broly, and couldn't help but glare back.
"Huihui, you lied to me!"
Broly said.
"Oh, what did I lie to you about?"
The genius Crimson Demon girl looked at the boy with some confusion.
"You previously said that you were also the kind of person who suddenly grew up at a certain age, but that's not true at all, because I've noticed that you've actually grown up."
Broly accused him.
"Hey, where? Where have I grown?!"
Upon hearing this, Huihui was pleasantly surprised and quickly asked.
"Your hair has grown here."
Broly pointed out the places where growth occurred.
"Broly, are you trying to die?!"
Huihui angrily kicked the boy; she would rather that place be barren.
[Damn it, I'm so envious of Aqua and Wiz...]
Because both of their bodies were relatively clean and tidy.
"I'm serious about this. Someone gave me a notebook on this topic, but it's obviously a bit messy here. You need to organize it properly."
Huihui blushed, thought for a moment, and then did not refuse.
Outside, Eris was lost in thought.
But suddenly, a figure ran past.
"Huh?!"
Broly took the scissors back to the bathroom, leaving only Lady Luck in the living room, her face flushed and her fingers peeking out from between her fingers.
"Click, click~"
Broly took on the role of gardener, but he not only provided pruning services for Megumin, but also for Darkness and Yoyo.
"Hey, it's very smooth."
"Yes, and the length is just right, it doesn't feel prickly."
Darkness and Yoyo, who also maintain their grooming, both praised Broly's trimming skills.
Is it really that good?
Huihui, however, had some doubts.
"Don't question me, you lazy bum. Too short a length will be itchy and will make the new growth thicker and harder, but this is just right."
Darkness said.
"Yes, it feels soft to the touch, and it won't be too long, so as not to cause any health problems."
Youyou echoed.
"Oh, it's so nice to be a mortal. We can even enjoy this kind of trimming service. Unlike me, my body has its own purifying effect, so I don't need this kind of service at all."
Aqua was saying things that sounded like envy, but were actually a bit boastful.
Megumin puffed out her cheeks and turned to the lich lady, who dared not get too close to Aqua, asking, "Wiz, won't you have this hairy problem?"
"I am a lich, and my physical development has long since stopped. Besides, even if it hadn't stopped, I was originally a white tiger."
Wiz answered.
"Damn the hairless party!"
Huihui was somewhat indignant, while Youyou was somewhat envious.
A flawless version after careful inspection!
"Thick body hair helps preserve body odor."
Darkness, however, looked at Aqua and Wiz with a hint of pity.
Aqua and Wiz: "..."
"What kind of perverted fetish is this? Are you going to go up and sniff Broly every time he grows hair?"
Aqua questioned him.
"Ha, how could that be? I definitely wouldn't like the smell of something that's been sweltering from excessive exercise and hasn't been showered for days, giving off a strong, fishy odor!"
Darkness retorted loudly, but judging from her blushing and heavy breathing, this was probably her delusion and true desire.
Unfortunately, she forgot that Broly was a somewhat naive child who actually remembered her words and took them seriously, deciding that if he ever grew hair, he would definitely get rid of it as soon as possible.
"By the way, everyone, I've learned a new finger technique that can bring you immense pleasure. Who wants to try it?"
Broly inquired.
"fingering?"
"hapiness?"
The women looked at each other in bewilderment.
"Broly, did the guys from the previous two worlds teach you some shady stuff?"
Aqua asked the question somewhat nervously.
"No, they're all legitimate techniques."
Broly denied it, feeling that what he had learned was all quite useful.
"Whose proper fingering technique can bring us joy?"
Huihui didn't believe it at all and thought the boy's finger technique was definitely improper.
"Let me give it a try!"
Darkness said.
"No, no, no, let me try this finger technique first!"
Darkness lost to Aqua, but let Aqua go first.
"Come on, Broly, let me see what kind of frivolous things the guys from the previous two worlds taught you."
Aqua lay sprawled out on the bath mat.
"I said, it's something serious."
Broly corrected himself again, ignoring his goddess master's somewhat overly revealing reclining posture, and pointed his fingers, tracing various acupoints.
"this one?"
Aqua, who was targeted, was taken aback. Things seemed to be developing differently than she had expected. Her disciple had actually used a very proper acupressure technique, which even incorporated the bathing techniques she had taught him.
"It's not just this; the real feeling will only come after we order everything."
Broly nodded seriously.
The flow of Qi and blood in Aqua's body is somewhat different from that of a normal person.
However, he has mastered the principles of the Blissful Finger and has made some changes, so he can now adapt to different situations.
"Ha, this isn't even as good as my bath scrubbing skills!"
Aqua felt a little disdain for what others were teaching her disciples; the finger techniques were far too formal and didn't excite her at all.
But gradually, as Broly sensed the flow of Qi and blood in her body and adjusted the acupoints he pressed, Aqua also began to feel something.
"Heh, it's just the tip of the iceberg."
Aqua is still as arrogant as ever.
But not long after, Broly finished his work and completed the Blissful Finger.
"Bang!"
Suddenly, a loud bang came from the bathroom.
"Ah, I'm about to be purified~"
The appearance of a large amount of highly concentrated, purified holy water caused Wiz's body to become lighter in color while he was in the bath.
"Oh no, Miss Wiz is dying!"
Youyou exclaimed in surprise.
"Aqua is going to die too."
Huihui complained and ran to the water outlet to wash her face with a look of disgust.
"Ah, I'm alive!"
Broly swiftly jumped to the Lich Lady's side, lifted her out of the bath that had transformed into a purification pool, and then converted his own energy into pure life energy, injecting it into the illusory body in his arms, allowing her to catch her breath and recover.
This sudden turn of events made Broly realize the danger of the Finger of Bliss, and that it should not be used lightly on Master Aqua.
However, it can still be used by other people.
In the living room, Eris watched as the boy carried the somewhat weak Lich Lady, wrapped in a bath towel, out of the room.
After Broly explained what had happened in the bathroom to her, he asked Eris to look after Wiz.
"Oh, you..."
Without waiting for Lady Luck to refuse, Broly ran back into the bathroom.
Half an hour later, Aqua came out cursing.
Huihui, that scoundrel who only pollutes the water, actually dares to look down on her.
Damn it, even the water she drinks directly is the purest grade.
"Hey, Eris, what's wrong with you? Your face is so red!"
Aqua looked at the goddess of fortune on the sofa with a strange expression and asked.
Eris: "..."
How could she have known that the way this family got along would be so exciting? Even the noise they made in the bathroom almost caused a death—no, it should be a lich's death.
If she agrees to become a wife tonight and joins in, will she also be like Aqua-senpai, overwhelmed by the boy's special fingering techniques and react in an exaggerated way?
Just now, she felt scared just from hearing Broly, who carried Miss Lich out, give a brief overview of what happened in the bathroom.
Of course, since her happiness level never dropped much, it's safe to say that Eris's curiosity outweighed her fear.
Unfortunately, no one could answer her questions. She could only glean from the fragmented conversations of Darkness and the others that the boy had mastered a remarkable massage technique.
(End of this chapter)