manynovel Chapter 340 Kakashi's luck is terrible!
Chapter 340 Kakashi's luck is terrible!
Chapter 340 Kakashi's luck is terrible!
[Is that actress Rin Nohara or Kushina?] Over 10 people liked this. Obito Uchiha from various timelines was almost spitting blood with anger: "Rin is one thing! But what does Kushina have to do with this?! Don't scare me like that! I'm really going to die!!!"
Killed by Minato and Kushina!! Scorned to death by Kakashi and Rin!! Laughed to death by Madara!! Died of utter shame and embarrassment!!
"Rin is one thing, but Kurenai teased, 'You're really not even pretending anymore, Obito?'"
"Uh—" Obito Uchiha realized what he had said, his neck stiffened, not daring to look in Rin's direction, but curiosity drove him to glance his eyes in Rin's direction.
Rin didn't pretend she hadn't heard him, but smiled and reminded him, "Obito, I'm only 13 years old." Because I was just resurrected.
And Obito—
There are slight differences across different timelines, but the youngest are 29 or 30.
—（：3」∠）—Life is bleak.
In the Kannabi Bridge timeline, the young Obito angrily retorted to the comments: "How could I possibly like a violent woman who's so many years older than me?!"
"Obito—!!" Kakashi and Rin stared in horror at the dark shadow behind Obito. The flamboyant hair resembling a nine-tailed fox in the shadow—they knew without a doubt who it was!
"You, said, who, is, a, violent, woman? Uchiha Obito~" (Gentle smile)
Obito's turning of his head almost produced a stiff, creaking sound.
Rin and Kakashi's cry of "Obito—" was buried by Obito's miserable wails and the sound of fists hitting flesh.
When Obito's head was covered in bumps, his face was swollen and bruised, and Kushina gently asked him, "Who's the violent woman?"
"eddy----"
"Um?!"
"Vortex! Vortex is a violent woman who demands her own attention!!"
"That's more like it!! Humph!!"
Young Kakashi muttered to Obito, "You're not a girl either, are you?"
Lin smiled and said, "A high school girl who has a crush on her senior, huh?" (This was said in the comments section.)
Obito cried his eyes out: "Rin—" He wanted to beat his future self to death, but he couldn't.
[How could we forget Konan among the actresses who acted alongside Obito?] 10+ people liked this. [Did you suffer because you haven't read Qidian novels? All that effort to add her was Konan?! In Qidian novels, when someone transmigrates into Obito, they generally won't let any female character escape! Sakura Haruno, Hinata Hyuga, Tenten...]
Ino Yamanaka, Tsunade, Mei Terumi, Temari, Kaori, Anko Mitarashi, Hanabi Hinata, Kushina Uzumaki
Konan, Kurenai, Samui, Mabui, Kurotsuchi, Hotaru, Hydrangea, Tayuya, Maki, Ringo Ameyuri, Yugito Nii, Yohkura, and Shizune are all included! 】10+ people think this is great! 【I don't really agree with not including Kaguya Otsutsuki! 】10+ people think this is great! "Holy crap!!"
Even Obito Uchiha from different timelines was dumbfounded: "Who are these people?!?"
"Didn't you call me the Goddess of Pure Love before?! How come you're now the Tauren Chieftain?!"
"How old is the second daughter of the Hyuga family?! Am I even human?!"
The ninjas around him also fell silent in his honor.
The Allied Shinobi Forces, still living through the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, discussed the comments on the screen, saying, "This means it covers all five great ninja villages, right?"
"As expected of a man who declared war on the entire ninja world in one fell swoop."
"The problem is he even steals other men's wives! He has absolutely no morals!"
"That's right! We look down on him!"
"Be careful of the women of Konoha."
"It's not just Konoha; didn't you see that our Mei Terumi-sama and your village's Yugito-sama are also on the list?"
"And the Akatsuki leader's woman, it turns out she was also—"
Obito Uchiha exploded, "Don't talk like I actually did it, okay?! Idiot!! That's just nonsense from the comments!!!"
Before the roar had completely dissipated in the air, Obito Uchiha felt two extremely oppressive gazes!
He suddenly looked up, and his gaze unexpectedly met that of the Sage of Six Paths, the progenitor summoned by Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha using chakra!
Obito Uchiha blinked and looked at Hagoromo Otsutsuki.
A pair of Mangekyou Sharingan, and a pair of Rinnegan—a silent gaze.
Who was it that just said he should take Kaguya Otsutsuki along with him?! Obito Uchiha, step forward!! You've got the guts to talk your way out of this! You try dealing with this stepson for me first, then!!
Boruto Timeline —
Obito, Hagoromo, and Hamura were all recently resurrected.
Obito Uchiha was resurrected a little earlier than the other two, and knew a little more.
At that moment, the sharp gazes of the two elders, who looked to be only in their twenties or thirties, fell upon him simultaneously. Uchiha Obito could only quickly raise three fingers and swear to the heavens: "I have no feelings for your mother, and I have never even thought of becoming your stepfather. I swear to the heavens!"
The Sage of Six Paths: "There's really no need to take it so seriously."
Hamura Otsutsuki: "This is a bit too absurd. My brother and I are about to burst out laughing."
Kurama (the Nine-Tails) further mocked Obito Uchiha, saying, "You little brat, are you trying to use this method to instantly become Madara Uchiha's great-grandfather?"
"No!" Obito retorted, "I have absolutely no desire to be related to Madara Uchiha by blood!"
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, the ninjas see the conversation between Obito, the Sage of Six Paths, and Hamura Otsutsuki through a giant mirror wall. Madara Uchiha glares fiercely at Obito from the Fourth Shinobi World War, his eyes clearly saying: I'll remember this grudge! You just wait!
Obito Uchiha: "————"
The comments section ruined me! The other timelines ruined me too!!
Ever since the appearance of bullet comments, he and Madara Uchiha have been constantly persecuted, and yet the two of them are still not on the same page.
In the comments section—
[After all, it's a transmigration story with a different character's body. If Akamaru were female, those male-oriented novels probably wouldn't have let her go.]
10+ people liked this: [It's like you're saying all the male ninjas in those Sakura-themed female-oriented novels are cuckolds or simps! LOL!] 10+ people liked this: [Don't say that, or the fairy will break down and call her friends to bombard you, lol.jpg] 10+ people liked this: Sakura: "Please! Focus on Obito Uchiha instead!"
Obito Uchiha looked utterly bewildered: "????"
No! Don't think that just because you're Kakashi's student I won't beat you up!!!
Not all male-oriented fanfiction revolves around the theme of pursuing female characters; conspiracy theories and infrastructure-building elements are more common.
10+ people think this is great. [Honestly, I'd rather watch a show about female characters than conspiracy theories.] 10+ people think this is great. [To each their own.] 10+ people think this is great. The ninjas of Konoha:
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The members of Akatsuki: "6"
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You can choose what kind of flowers you like, just don't drag us into it!!
The comments scrolled rapidly. More than ten minutes had passed since Kakashi was announced as the second strongest songstress in the ninja world, and the "all-knowing gods" were speculating wildly.
[Why is there no explanation for the five-hour pause? Was it a conspiracy, or was someone attacking the server? Give us a response!] 10+ people liked this. [We waited five hours for nothing, and there wasn't even an apology! Terrible!] 10+ people liked this. [Where's the explanation? Was the server hacked, or was the planner captured by the secret service?!] 10+ people liked this. [Why is there no response after announcing second place? Are we really going to have to wait another five hours?]
10+ people think this is great! [After announcing the second place, are they playing dead again? The next update will probably have to wait until Naruto's son, who's now Hokage, is born.]
(Lying down peacefully) 10+ people think this is great. [The second place will wait five hours, while the first place will probably have to wait a long time before finally appearing, like a pipa player half-concealing her face. w]
[wwww] 10+ people think this is great! [The first place is actually no surprise, the strongest songstress in the ninja world is definitely Tobirama Senju!] 10+ people think this is great! [Most of the time she wears that ugly mask, how can that not be considered half-concealed?] 10+ people think this is great! Ugly mask ———
On the creation team's side, Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and his younger brothers all tilted their heads to look at Tobirama Senju's face.
He made Tobirama Senju feel uncomfortable under his gaze.
"what?"
Hashirama shook his head and sighed, "You have wasted the beauty your mother left you."
Izuna looked at the image of Tobirama after he became a woman in the original timeline of the Valley of the End in the mirror wall, and guessed that Hashirama and Tobirama's mother must have been extremely beautiful.
However, his and his brother's mother was also a top beauty in the Uchiha clan, but they can hardly remember what their mother looked like anymore.
[Tobirama Senju's mask: Defense +0.001, Charm -999. No wonder he's the man who invented the Konoha headband and the Face-Sealing Technique.] 10+ people liked this. [After much anticipation, it finally appears! Does it refer to the Impure World Reincarnation? Makes sense!] 10+ people liked this. The comments were still scrolling wildly, but aside from the occasional person mentioned twitching their lips, most ninjas were already used to it and didn't pay much attention.
A moment later, as before, the comment section announced that Kakashi from all timelines had made a wish after winning second place in the "Strongest Songstress in the Ninja World" competition.
[Please refer to the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline] Kakashi Hatake —
Choose any three of the following wishes.
Black Zetsu from all timelines stared wide-eyed at his beady eyes!
The third-place winner only has one wish! The second-place winner has three wishes?!
One small step, one giant leap—the stars and the sea of life lie ahead!
If he comes in second place, then getting all three wishes is a piece of cake!
First, a body from the Otsutsuki clan, then the descent of the Mother, and then—
Hahahaha! (Black Zetsu laughs maniacally)
It's essential to make oneself the child one's mother loves most!
Black Zetsu was having a blast with his fantasies, but then he realized that the second place was Kakashi Hatake, and the three wishes were also for Kakashi Hatake.
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Naruto: "Great! This way, those worlds forced into the Infinite Tsukuyomi can be saved!!"
Zuo Zhun gently shattered his illusions, "But among the ten wishes, there may not necessarily be a way to save everyone."
As he spoke, the first option appeared. Sakura took a deep breath. "All we can do is pray for them."
Option 1:
[A chance to revive Obito Uchiha.]
Fourth Shinobi Obito: "Wait! Wait! In most timelines, I'm either still alive or I've already been resurrected, right?!"
This is terrible! It's like he's some kind of coward who's afraid of death!
However, the barrage of comments didn't answer him; instead, a second wish appeared on the teleprompter—
Option 2:
[You have the chance to revive Rin Nohara.]
Lin tilted her head slightly, a thoughtful expression on her face: "In many timelines, I seem to have been resurrected—so, for most worlds, these two wishes are actually meaningless choices?"
Naruto leaned closer and couldn't help but ask, "Won't we end up with two Obitos and two Rin-neechans again?"
Kakashi felt a chill run down his spine just imagining the scene, and immediately covered his face with the "Icha Icha Paradise" app, rejecting it with a triple "no": "Spare me—one of these is already enough for me."
"Kakashi, what do you mean by that?!" Obito immediately shouted in dissatisfaction, as if he, Uchiha Obito, was a difficult person to deal with!
Kakashi was very frank, answering directly, "It means exactly what it says. Rin is fine—but what if there were two of you?" He sighed, adding helplessly, "Let alone me, it would be a disaster for the entire ninja world, wouldn't it?"
Thinking about what he had done over the years, Obito was speechless for a moment after being confronted during the Fourth Shinobi World War. He felt a pang of fear when he recalled how arrogantly he had declared the Fourth Shinobi World War.
"It's so annoying that you keep bringing this up! I'm sure I'll become a very useful person to the ninja world in the future!" My Mangekyou Sharingan is one of a kind!
He was too embarrassed to say anything about becoming Hokage anymore.
"Yes!" Rin nodded with a smile, her tone gentle yet firm as she encouraged Obito, "With Obito and his clansmen's help, the ninja world will be better prepared to deal with the Otsutsuki invasion in the future."
Kakashi thought for a moment, "At least the old ladies in Konoha will probably be very happy."
Obito didn't say anything, but he understood what Kakashi meant. He, Rin, and the others welcomed him back to Konoha.
They looked at the barrage of bullets from the sacred tree.
Option 3:
[The opportunity to revive the Fourth Hokage and Kushina Uzumaki has been granted.]
"No way—"
The ninjas on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, as well as the ninjas from other timelines who had returned to their respective villages, all wore complex and indescribable expressions as they looked at the three wish options in front of Kakashi.
There were ten options in total, and three have already appeared. At least in their timeline, these three wishes are completely useless, and might even be superfluous, causing serious problems and arguments!
Even if the next seven options are all tempting, you can only choose three out of seven in the end—after all, as the runner-up in the "Strongest Songstress in the Ninja World" competition, Kakashi has the right to choose three wishes.
However----
Option 4:
[You have the chance to revive Sakumo Hatake.]
Kakashi:
It should be noted that his father, Sakumo Hatake, had already been resurrected because of Obito's wish.
"I don't want two fathers," Kakashi muttered under his breath, his tone full of resistance.
Sakumo Hatake from another timeline saw the situation of the Fourth Shinobi World War reflected in the mirror and couldn't help but scratch his face and say with a wry smile, "Yeah, I don't want another version of myself to suddenly appear and try to take my son away from me."
"well----"
Kakashi sighed deeply in his fourth battle and said self-deprecatingly, "Just as the comments on the screen say, my wish really isn't very good."
"Now it's a choice of three out of six," said Obito in the Fourth Shinobi World War. "I refuse to believe anyone can be resurrected!"
Kakashi thought about it and realized that these were the people he was closest to. He couldn't possibly revive Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura all at once, could he?
If that's the case, then it really is—
Option 5:
[Gain the "Thousand Years of Death" series of skills.]
Upon seeing this option, Kakashi froze on the spot!
His luck is beyond bad! He's clearly possessed by evil spirits!!
In response, Tobirama Senju said, "You're not an Uchiha, so what do you mean by being possessed by evil? At most, you could say you were possessed by Obito Uchiha."
Naruto: "Didn't they list all the techniques in the Thousand Years of Death series? What if they're actually very useful?"
"Idiot!" Obito retorted. "Haven't you had enough of the Thousand Years of Death? I can't even imagine Kushina's reaction when she saw the comments saying Kakashi used the Thousand Years of Death on you."
Naruto's face turned a deep shade of liver. "I don't really dare to think about it either."
Kakashi: "————, he roared inwardly: I don't even want to think about it!!! Don't even mention it!!"
Obito looked at Kakashi, "What have you been through all these years?!"
Naruto: "Didn't you know? The comments said you've been spying on Kakashi-sensei."
"————" Obito: "Is this some kind of banter session between us?"
Sakura sighed, "How did I end up in such a strange class—"
Sasuke wanted to exclude himself from Sakura's world, but the barrage of comments kept exposing their past misdeeds, and it seemed that he couldn't really stay out of it.
There are already five options —
Even Izuna Uchiha couldn't help but gossip with Tobirama beside him: "That kid's luck is terrible. He finally made it into the rankings and got to choose three wishes, but the first five options are all invalidated?"
The Second Hokage had a headache. He rubbed his forehead and temples and sighed, "I was hoping that kid could save the people trapped in the Infinite Tsukuyomi by Kaguya-sama—"
Originally, Tobirama Senju spoke rather slowly, wanting to see if the sixth option would produce a miraculous result, but—
Option Six:
[Gain the opportunity to travel to the world of "Make-Out Paradise".]
Uchiha Izuna: "————"
Madara's Rinnegan was practically rolling out like the Byakugan of the Hyuga clan. He suppressed his anger and said coldly, "In the end, all these options are completely meaningless."
However, when he saw Cassie suddenly lean forward 15 degrees because of the tab, and his eyes suddenly lit up with excitement—
Madara couldn't help but rub his forehead, a hint of helplessness flashing in his dark eyes: "—Is it really okay to let someone like this be the Sixth Hokage?"
Hashirama, standing beside him, could only manage a stiff smile, trying to smooth things over: "It's just...bad luck...it should be fine! Don't worry, there are still four options left—"
However, it was clear to everyone that Kakashi had expressed a strong interest in this sixth option.
And the sixth option is also meaningless, which means we have to choose three out of four?!
Option 7:
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