manynovel Chapter 175 Eating Hashirama's flesh can grant immortality!
Chapter 175 Eating Hashirama's flesh can grant immortality!
Chapter 175 Eating Hashirama's flesh can grant immortality! (Seeking monthly votes)
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Among the four options—brothers, friends, lovers, and enemies—brothers and friends have the highest chance of being chosen, lovers have a high chance, and enemies have the lowest chance.
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline - Naruto: "Dad, what does 'vicious sister-in-law' mean? What does 'spoiled sister-in-law' mean?"
The Fourth Hokage glanced at the lifeless Edo Tobirama and said, "Even your father isn't entirely sure about this, since your mother doesn't have a sister."
Minato and Kushina's smiles looked very forced.
Naruto, who completely lacks any sense of seniority and addresses people based solely on intuition, tilted his head and thought for a long time, but still couldn't understand what it had to do with whether his mother had a younger sister or whether the Second Hokage was a vicious sister-in-law or a spoiled sister-in-law.
It doesn't matter if Naruto Uzumaki doesn't understand; Madara Uchiha, Hashirama Senju, and Tobirama Senju can understand it.
The impure Hashirama Senju blinked his tiny, impure eyes, feeling a tingling sensation all over his body. Those all-knowing gods not only imagined him and Madara as lovers, but also described Tobirama and Izuna as a wicked sister-in-law and a spoiled aunt?
"If that's the case..."
Edo Tensei Hashirama imagined the scene where Izuna and Tobirama would start baring their teeth as soon as he met Madara.
"It does seem to have that connotation! Hahahaha!"
Enraged, Edo Tensei Madara yelled, "Shut up, Hashirama! You admit Tobirama is a spoiled little sister-in-law, but I won't admit Izuna is a wicked little sister-in-law!"
"Huh??" Hashirama exclaimed, startled. "Wait a minute, Madara! Izuna is the spoiled little sister-in-law, isn't she?!"
Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara: "Where is Izuna spoiled?! It's your despicable younger brother Tobirama who's spoiled!!"
Edo Tensei Hashirama persisted, "So you think Izuna is vicious?"
Edo Tensei Madara: "No! Your brother Tobirama is both spoiled and vicious!"
Edo Tensei Hashirama: "You can't let Tobirama have both, can you?"
Although nothing of the sort happened, the two of them just wouldn't give in on this strange point!
Since Izuna doesn't exist in this timeline, the only one in an awkward position is the Second Hokage, who is being secretly watched by the Allied Shinobi Forces.
Naruto (whispering): "Dad, why is the Second Hokage smoking?"
Minato: "Don't ask, Naruto. I'll tell you when I have the chance."
Naruto (whispering): "Huh? Oh!"
At this point, Jiraiya had to help Naruto clear his head. The Sage of Myōboku whispered something in Naruto's ear, and Naruto shuddered. He then noticed that Hashirama and Madara's expressions were all strange.
However, the most awkward timeline is probably the one where Tobirama and Izuna survive together.
Timeline before the Uchiha clan was wiped out—
The resurrected Uchiha Izuna and Senju Tobirama glared at each other angrily. Those around them secretly watched them as these two powerful figures from the Warring States period began to argue.
Uchiha Izuna: "I knew Hashirama Senju wasn't up to any good back then!"
Tobirama Senju scoffed, "Utterly foolish! My brother and Madara Uchiha could never have had that kind of relationship!"
"Besides," Tobirama Senju changed the subject, "the one who tried to use my brother to awaken the Rinnegan, wasn't it Madara with ulterior motives?!"
Izuna was so angry he wanted to draw his sword, but the facts were right in front of him. Long ago, some viewers had revealed that Madara Uchiha had awakened the Rinnegan using the flesh and blood of Hashirama Senju. So Izuna could only be angry and couldn't refute it.
However, unlike these timelines, the Warring States period timelines that were just connected, as well as the original timeline of the Valley of the End, don't think that way.
The information about the Rinnegan alone was enough for the ninja world's various clans to ponder for a long time. The ninja world's various clans wrote: "Write this down, eating Hashirama's flesh can open the Rinnegan."
The Hundred Clans of the Ninja World: Remember this: eating Hashirama's flesh can turn you into the Sage of Six Paths.
The Hundred Clans of the Ninja World: Remember this: Eating Hashirama's flesh can grant immortality.
The Hundred Clans of the Ninja World: Remember this, eating Hashirama's flesh can make you strong... Wait! They didn't say that, did they?!
However, the thinking in the comments is extremely jumpy. Often, before you can even figure out the meaning of the previous comment, a dozen or so new comments with little to do with it will appear.
It wasn't until a dozen more posts debating who loved their brother more, and who understood their brother better, that the comments from Uchiha Izuna and Senju Tobirama, who had severely damaged Izuna's timeline, became so shameful they wished they could use earth-escape techniques to disappear into the ground, finally stopped.
The Uchiha and Senju clan ninjas were internally screaming in despair: "Stop! If you don't stop, our clan leaders might start fighting again over whose 'brother loves them more'!"
[Lovers] The wicked sister-in-law and spoiled sister-in-law in front of me are hilarious!
However, besides needing Hashirama's cells, awakening the Rinnegan also requires extreme despair. Even Madara Uchiha, after faking his death and outliving Hashirama and Tobirama, still couldn't truly see the path of the Eye of the Moon, even though everyone he had real contact with was dead and he himself was near death. It was under this despair that he awakened the Rinnegan. [54969 people liked this. Izuna's serious injury timeline—]
Upon seeing the words "Hashirama cells," Tobirama Senju panicked!
"Damn it! They've actually set their sights on my brother's cells! Don't even dream about it! There's no way you'll get my brother's cells!!"
In fact, Hashirama's cells are a closely guarded secret of the Senju clan, and even among the current ninjas, only the brothers Tobirama and Hashirama know about them.
Of course, neither Madara Uchiha nor Izuna knew of its existence.
But Tobirama saw the comments and assumed that the two knew about and were spying on his brother's body.
But let alone Hashirama cells, the Uchiha brothers had only heard of the Rinnegan in inscriptions and legends, that it was the eyes of the Sage of Six Paths.
Madara Uchiha waved his hand dismissively, "Who would want Hashirama's flesh and blood!" Don't disgust him, if you eat him you'll be vomiting for a year.
Izuna glanced at Hashirama, then at Tobirama, his eyes conveying a message that said, "I'd rather bite you than bite Hashirama."
[Lovers] [The problem is, you're making a suggestive joke! It's subtle, though.] 16749 people liked this. [Friends] [Holy crap, I hadn't even noticed until you mentioned it. If Madara Uchiha got Hashirama Senju's seed, wouldn't that be considered getting his cells? 14117 people liked this. "Seed?"
Hashirama Senju tilted his head.
"Ban, do you want the seed from my Flower World Tree's descent?" I can actually give that to you.
Initially, Madara, Tobirama, and Izuna also considered this seed, but considering the context—lovers, together, Hashirama cells—…
Keywords such as seeds are combined!
The meaning of this seed is known not only to them, but to the entire ninja world!!
"Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama were both men, right?" The other ninja clans felt like they might be silenced if they found out.
"Yeah, and they're all pretty good-looking. I never imagined they had that kind of relationship."
Sarutobi Sasuke was practically dying of laughter. "No wonder he calls Tobirama his spoiled little sister-in-law. I can't even imagine how chaotic the Senju clan must be right now!"
Following his train of thought, we arrived at the battlefield between the Senju and Uchiha clans.
The ninjas from both clans were incredibly embarrassed.
Izuna's injuries have healed by about 30-40%, but he still needs at least three or four months of rest before he can continue to carry out war missions.
Enraged, he yelled at Hashirama Senju, "Bastard! Shameless! Vulgar!"
Izuna became increasingly embarrassed as he berated Madara, and quickly stopped his brother from continuing his attack. Madara said, "It's all nonsense, don't let those people affect you."
"Hashirama and I don't have that kind of relationship."
[The Enemy] [Actually, Madara Uchiha was the normal one. It's just that from Hashirama Senju's perspective, Madara always gives people the feeling of a 'drama queen'.]
See Hashirama's story about himself and Madara to Sasuke and the others during the Fourth Shinobi World War. The entire story focuses solely on Hashirama's perspective, without any understanding of Madara's ideas. [16749 people liked this. (The "drama queen girlfriend")]
This title is probably the greatest insult to that legendary ninja.
The other reanimated Hokage who had heard Hashirama's recollections, as well as Sasuke and others, silently cast six dots to express their silence.
Having his lungs punctured, Edo Tensei Madara asked Hashirama, "What exactly did you recall?!"
Edo Tensei Hashirama: "I remember when we skipped stones together, I remember our shared dreams!" He was also quite innocent, "In my memories, Madara, you were absolutely a magnificent and heroic man, an invincible opponent!"
As everyone knows, the Uchiha clan is afraid of direct attacks.
Madara Uchiha was pleased to hear Hashirama speak of him in this way and intended to let the matter drop.
But Hashirama continued, "I just don't know if Madara could still pee successfully now that someone's standing behind him, and he's especially easy to fool—"
"Hashirama Senju!!!"
The sight of Madara Uchiha, emanating black energy and resembling a female ghost, terrified Hashirama, who dared not continue speaking.
The Valley of the End Original Timeline—
Madara Uchiha: "A dramatic little girlfriend?"
That look, that aura—Hashirama trembled with fear.
The Konoha ninjas, who were waiting for news from the Hokage, also fell silent.
In the mind of the Hokage, is that the image of the "legendary ninja"?
As expected of the Hokage! Such courage!!
[Friend] [Haha, treating Uchiha Madara like a little girlfriend! No wonder people say Senju Hashirama is a man with Conqueror's Haki!]
29710 people liked this. Ninja World: Hmm! That's a good description! Conqueror's Haki! It should be referring to the aura of the First Hokage when he used chakra to suppress others, right?
[Brothers] [Hashirama's chakra suppression technique is really similar to Conqueror's Haki.] 12405 people think it's great. [Brothers] [However, this move is always used by Hashirama to suppress his own younger brother, Tobirama Senju, for Madara's sake. (Dog head.jpg Laughing.jpg)] 15849 people think it's great. [Brothers] [Tobirama Senju: In the next life, let my brother and Madara Uchiha be brothers! Even if I'm a dog, I'll never be Hashirama Senju's younger brother again!] 14961 people think it's great. This time, it's Tobirama Senju emitting black smoke.
Furthermore, because Naruto accidentally activated the donation function during the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline.
Those gods must have felt too much pity for the Second Hokage, so they showered him with gifts.
What do you mean, "Drink more hot water"? What do you mean, "Don't cry, don't cry, wipe your tears with a little handkerchief"? What do you mean, "You need cry dear"?
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These are all gifts that aren't too expensive, but have a lot of emotional value.
Edo Tensei Tobirama: "Stop sending me gifts!! I'm just an Edo Tensei corpse! I don't need these things!!"
[A user wanted to borrow Tobirama's fur collar, so they tipped Tobirama Senju with a fur collar.]
[A user wants to rub against Tobirama's fur collar: Hope you're happy every day!!]
User Aboywithoutdream donated a love letter to Tobirama Senju.
[User Aboywithoutdream: My favorite is Tobirama! I have no resistance to white hair and red eyes! I am your wicked nanny! —."]
(The following is a lengthy confession of two thousand words, omitted below)
The Reanimated Second Hokage: ".—"
He snorted coldly to show he didn't care; actually, he hated idiot older brothers the most!