Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

Page 49

"Whatever..."

Lei Dian slumped in his chair, then suddenly looked toward the solitary confinement cell as if he had just remembered something.

What will happen to the child after that?

Gage proposed a new plan: "Based on the 'Handbook for Correcting Problem Youth,' a three-step approach is recommended:"

1. Psychotherapy (handled by the think tank)

2. Vocational skills training (optional programs include: repair, forging, light novel writing, etc.)

3. Community service (tentatively arranged to help children make fireworks)

Yae no Miko suddenly raised her hand: "May I apply to be his guardian?"

Everyone turned to look at the fox, who was full of wicked schemes.

"Ahem, I mean..."

The goddess shakes the fried tofu.

"After all, Ying didn't fulfill her parental obligations back then, and I, as her aunt..."

A furious roar suddenly erupted from the solitary confinement cell: "Who wants you, you vixen, as my guardian! I'm going to Winter Solstice to chop Dotole's true form into pieces—"

Guilliman immediately pressed the mute button.

"Transnational revenge is prohibited during the correctional period."

(There are a total of twenty Ultramarines. Excluding the three Hills, there are seventeen Ultramarines: two are veterans, one is a think tank member, four are Terminators, and the remaining ten are all veterans, with at least three of them being Gold Spikes.)

Chapter 49 Hana-sanri and Kosai-miya

Hana Sanri sat before the weathered fox god statue, the fried tofu in her hand still steaming.

She looked down at the plate, then looked up in the direction where the four had disappeared, her expression behind the mask full of confusion.

"Who exactly are those four people...?"

Ying sat down beside her, gently patted her shoulder, and smiled, "Don't think too much."

Hana Sanri turned her head, her gaze behind the mask filled with a hint of confusion: "But they didn't even listen to my explanation about the Divine Cherry Blossom Great Exorcism..."

Ying smiled and said, "Because they already knew."

Hana Sanri was stunned.

"They know the defilement of the Divine Cherry Blossom, they know your mission, and they know your fate."

Ying's voice was soft, yet carried an undeniable firmness.

"That's why they said, 'Don't worry, we'll take care of it.'"

Hana Sanri was silent for a moment, her fingers unconsciously tracing the edge of the fried tofu: "But the Great Purification of Divine Sakura is not such a simple matter. The filth has accumulated for hundreds of years, even they..."

"They even beat General Thunder to the ground."

Paimon floated over, hands on his hips, and said...

"Mere filth is nothing to worry about!"

Hana-sanri: "..." (What kind of people are these?!)

In the distance, deep within the roots of the sacred cherry tree.

Qingyu, wearing a gas mask and holding a huge vacuum cleaner, asked, "Can this thing really suck up filth?"

Zhang Chu adjusted the runes on the machine: "Modified by the Wolf King, specifically targeting curse-type energies."

Er Kang stood to the side, holding a megaphone, and shouted at the Divine Cherry Tree: "Listen up, you filth inside! You are surrounded! Give up resistance immediately!"

Gu Qian scratched his head: "Can they understand?"

"Who cares, let's just smoke it first!"

Qingyu pressed the switch, and the machine immediately emitted a deafening roar. The pitch-black filth was drawn out like a tide and compressed into a pitch-black sphere.

Zhang Chu casually pulled out a trash can covered in runes: "Done, just throw it in to seal it."

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Zhang Chu pushed up his non-existent glasses on his nose, flipping through the pages of the "Complete Book of Soul Magic" in his hand: "Hmm... let me see, the precautions for the Spirit-Flesh Separation Technique..."

Hana Sanri gently lifted the bottom edge of her mask and sipped the Immortal's Joy Tea that Kogan had given her.

The sweet taste slid down her throat, and this unfamiliar flavor made her squint her eyes.

"Hey, Zhang Chu."

Qingyu poked at the book that looked suspicious.

Are you sure this thing is reliable?

"This time there will definitely be no problem!"

Zhang Chu closed the book with a solemn vow.

"Erkang! Come here and set an example!"

"Huh? Wait—"

Zhang Chu slapped Er Kang on the top of his head.

The Water Ranger's body stiffened instantly, a semi-transparent blue soul floated out from above his head, while his physical body fell straight backward.

"Holy crap! Old Zhang, are you using me as a guinea pig?!"

Er Kang's soul danced and gesticulated in the air before plunging back into his body.

The resurrected Water Hurl Ranger pounced and pinned Zhang Chu to the ground.

"I'll teach you to rummage through books! I'll teach you—this mask is actually quite good quality?"

"Let go! I was wrong!"

Zhang Chu desperately tried to protect the crooked mask on his face.

"Gu Qian! Quickly pull Er Kang away!"

The seven-meter-tall Gu Qian slowly walked over and lifted Er Kang up like a kitten: "Stop fooling around, let's get down to business."

Zhang Chu scrambled to his feet, tidying his disheveled hair as he approached Hana Sanri: "Miss Hana Sanri, are you ready?"

The white fox witch gently set down her teacup, the teacup making a crisp sound as it struck the stone.

She took a deep breath, and her five-hundred-year-old obsession trembled slightly at this moment: "Yes, I'm ready."

"It might hurt a little."

A faint blue light emanated from Zhang Chu's palm.

"three two--"

Ying suddenly rushed over.

Are you sure about this—

The palm, imbued with soul energy, pressed precisely against Hana Sanri's chest.

The white fox priestess's body fell backward like a puppet with its strings cut, and Ying instinctively reached out to catch her—

Two beams of pure white light rose from the body.

On the left is the familiar Hana Sanri, while on the right... is an elegant white fox woman wearing a priest's crown. Her wide sleeves flutter without wind, and a sly smile plays on her lips.

"Oops~"

The soul of the Fox Palace stretched.

"I slept for a really long time..."

Hana-sanri's soul trembled as she reached out her hand: "Lord Sai-kyu...it really is..."

"Little fool."

Fox Palace gently flicked Hana Sanri's forehead.

"You've made yourself look so pathetic."

The physical body on the ground suddenly began to cough violently.

Everyone looked down and saw that Hana Sanri's body was undergoing an amazing transformation—his pale skin was turning rosy, all the impurities in his body were being cleared away, and his organs were regenerating.

"Physical reconstruction complete."

Zhang Chu nodded in satisfaction.

"Now, please return to your body, Hanasanri... Wait! Where are you going, Kitsuri-san?"

The Fox Palace, floating in mid-air, was looking at its reflection in the pool: "This spirit form is so convenient, it can even pass through walls~"

"Stop it!"

Zhang Chu grabbed Hu Zhaigong, who was trying to escape through the wall in his spirit form, with a movement as practiced as catching a disobedient cat.

He took the vacuum cleaner from Qingyu and, to everyone's astonishment, sucked the soul of Huzhai Palace into it with a "whoosh".

"Huh? Wait! I want to play a little more!"

The spirit of the Fox Palace fluttered in the air, its wide sleeves passing through Zhang Chu's head.

"You can't stay outside for long looking like that."

Zhang Chu slammed the vacuum cleaner on the ground and made a gesture to Er Kang.

A flash of blue water elemental light emanated from Er Kang's body, instantly transforming into a torrent that rushed outwards.

A commotion immediately erupted from the direction of Narukami Taisha in the distance—

"Erkang! What are you doing here?!"

"That's an amulet used for offerings!"

"Stop! That's the last box of fried tofu—Aaaaaaah!!!"

Three minutes later, Er Kang, his head covered in talismans, came running back at lightning speed, clutching a large handful of pinkish-white hair, each strand shimmering faintly.