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"system?"
"Yeah, a crappy operating system, pretty stupid."
Li Wei said helplessly, "I wonder which school the technician who installed the system graduated from."
“Oh,” Yuzuriha Inori said casually, “With Wei’s talent, he can definitely do even better.”
"That is……"
"Hey, you over there."
A tall man wearing a sleeveless shirt that revealed his bald head and tattoos walked over.
Can you cook rice with this?
“This one,” Li Wei pointed to Funeru, who was being held by Yuzuriha Inori, and then said seriously:
"Don't even mention using it for cooking—"
"You can even use it for [beep]."
The bald man was stunned for a moment, then said angrily, "Kid, you're playing me!?"
"Yes, I was just messing with you," Li Wei said seriously.
"you!"
Just as the bald man was about to punch Li Wei.
clap clap-
The surrounding lights were turned on one by one.
Wearing a trench coat, Gai Tsutsugami walked out of the platform with his back to the lights, hands in his pockets, looking very dashing:
"Hey, you dead men."
This is Gai Tsutsugami's first appearance in the original work.
In the first episode of the anime, after the original male protagonist, Shu Ouma, was punched by a bald thug while holding Funer, Gai Tsutsugami appeared at that moment.
His domineering and cool entrance even makes people feel that this guy is the real male lead. Unlike the very loser Ouma Shu at the beginning, Tsutsugami Gai's role is simply too high-class.
After his appearance, Gai Tsutsugami easily subdued the bald thug, causing a stir among the onlookers.
"What? You're saying we're dead?"
Unsurprisingly, the bald thug uttered the same lines as in the original story.
"Yes, the current situation no longer allows you to survive."
As soon as he finished speaking, Gai Tsutsugami jumped down from the platform, staring coldly at the thug, and said:
Therefore, you are already dead.
Let's begin, it's my zhuangBility time!
Then--
bang——
The thug was sent flying by Li Wei's punch, a distance of at least seven or eight meters.
Gai Tsutsugami was stunned...
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After a while, Gai Tsutsugami turned around and saw Li Wei standing there calmly.
Because everyone's attention was drawn to Li Wei, no one noticed that at that moment, Gai Tsutsugami's expression suddenly turned extremely horrified.
Fortunately, his excellent leadership qualities allowed him to recover quickly. Even so, his face was still slightly pale, though it was not easily noticeable.
The other thugs, upon seeing their leader get knocked away, screamed and ran away the next second.
"Thank you for escorting Yuzuriha Inori here. I am Gai Tsutsugami."
Gai Tsutsugami demonstrated excellent acting skills, confidently smiling as he extended his right hand to Li Wei.
"No hands, but unlimited chastity," Li Wei said, picking his ear.
"Hmm?" Gai Tsutsugami was confused, but his face didn't show any obvious change.
I mean, do you have a younger sister?
“Sister,” Gai Tsutsugami withdrew his hand and said, “No, not at all.”
"What's wrong?"
Li Wei sighed in disappointment.
At that moment, Tsugumi jumped down from above and ran happily to Yuzuriha Inori: "Yuzuriha Inori-chan, I'm so glad you came back safe and sound."
"Hmm." Yuzuriha Inori nodded calmly.
"Thank you so much for bringing Yuzuriha Inori back!" Tsugumi hopped over playfully.
"Huh?" Tsuru suddenly paused, put her right index finger near her chin, and said, "Among the people we sent out before... I don't think I've seen you before."
“That group of… people?” Yuzuriha Inori tilted her head slightly.
As Ayase Shinomiya slowly emerged in her wheelchair, she said, "Yes, didn't I tell you before that we had an additional batch of reinforcements?"
Yuzuriha Inori nodded.
Dong pouted and snorted, "Our plan had already been launched, and then suddenly a group of people appeared out of nowhere."
"Ya, those people clearly came from unknown backgrounds. How could you agree to let them join the battle?"
Gai Tsutsugami smiled confidently: "But we did succeed, didn't we?"
Ayase Shinomiya also looked at Tsugumi and said, "Don't blame Gai anymore. It's all thanks to Gai accepting those people, otherwise our plan would have failed."
"Yes, yes, yes," Tsugumi waved her hand defiantly, "Ayase-nee, you just have to do as Gai says."
"Tsugumi, what nonsense are you talking about..." Ayase Shinomiya said, her face turning red.
“You…you shouldn’t be with those people, right?” Gai Tsutsugami stared directly at Li Wei.
"No."
"Oh?" Gai Tsutsugami looked Li Wei up and down. "Who are you?"
"This one," Li Wei stroked his chin and said, "is known in the underworld as 'Brother Good Guy'."
"Good guy?" Yuzuriha Inori asked curiously.
"Ah."
Li Wei nodded. "Back when I was on forums and in groups, they all liked to call me 'Good Guy Bro'."
As he spoke, Li Wei suddenly sighed, "Actually, they are a group of warm-hearted people who never make you feel neglected. Even though I haven't been online for a long time, as soon as I appeared, they all greeted me warmly with wishes for a peaceful life and such."
Yuzuriha Inori nodded as if she understood, though she didn't quite get it. All she needed to know was that Li Wei, who was so popular, must be very gentle.
“But for now,” Li Wei thought of the identity the system had assigned him, “I’m still a captain in GHQ.”
"Captain GHQ!?"
Upon hearing this, the members of the funeral home around him raised their guns again and pointed them at Li Wei.
Even Ayase Shinomiya looked at Li Wei warily, and Tsugumi instinctively jumped in front of Ayase.
"Yuzuriha Inori, come back quickly!"
"why?"
"He's a GHQ lackey!"
Yuzuriha Inori was a little confused: "But Li Wei is Li Wei."
Gaihei Tsutsugami raised his right hand and said, "Put down your weapons. If he had any ill intentions towards us, he wouldn't have let Yuzuriha Inori come back."
Upon hearing this, everyone was taken aback. Thinking about it, it made sense, but they were just too sensitive to the word GHQ.
“Oh, right,” Thrush hopped up to Li Wei and said, “Sorry.”
Li Wei glanced at Dong's figure and muttered to himself, "This apology doesn't seem sincere."
"Ok?"
"Ah, nothing."
"The system has issued a phased mission: infiltrate the Funeral Parlor and assassinate key figures, including Gai Tsutsugami, Inori Yuzuriha, and Tsugumi..."
The mentally challenged system then popped up again.
"The mission reward is 10,000 points..."
"Failure penalty..."
Li Wei's mind went blank for a moment, and he finally couldn't take it anymore.
Then, he jumped up and yelled, "I'll f*** you, you damn system! When will this ever end?"
"You keep issuing missions that kill girls, how dark must your heart be to come up with such an inhumane development?"
“I &%¥%¥#…”
Unable to contain himself any longer, Li Wei exploded and began to curse.
"Ding! Warning! Warning!"
"The Reincarnator's words are insulting to the system!"
"Warning to Reincarnators!"
"If the above situation occurs again, the system will impose a very severe penalty!"
"Warning warning!"
"Damn it," Li Wei huffed, "So what if I curse at you? I'll %¥%¥&*..."
"Warning warning!"
“I %¥%…”
"Given that the reincarnator has repeatedly ignored warnings, the system has decided to impose punishment!"
"Come on! Get me!"
"Punishment countdown!"
A chilling, crimson countdown appeared before Li Wei's eyes.
The system has decided to deliver a devastating blow to Li Wei!
"……three!"
"two!"
"one!"
The end is coming!
"Ding!"
"The system has decided to temporarily mute your message."
"..."
P.S.: I'm fairly satisfied with this chapter. Damn, it took me almost an hour to work on these images, especially that one—the retouching was practically flawless…
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