Chapter 86 Everyone move aside, I'm about to show off!!!
Chapter 86 Everyone move aside, I'm about to show off!!!
Chapter 86 Everyone move aside, I'm about to show off!!!
In Room 412, Building 3, Meiyuan Dormitory Area, Jiangcheng University, the red light on the camera on the phone holder is on.
Hu Biao was wearing an ordinary sweatshirt, his hair was slightly messy, as if he had just woken up. The background was the messy desks and bed frames common in boys' dormitories. Sun Hao was holding his phone, his hand was a little shaky, and Liu Bo and Wang Zhe were holding their breath and shrinking out of the frame.
"Is it ready?" Hu Biao asked.
Sun Hao gave an "OK" sign.
Hu Biao looked up at the camera, a cold smile curving his lips, before speaking.
"Hello everyone, I am Hu Biao. Of course, if you prefer, you can also call me Eagle Claw King; I deserve it!"
He leaned forward slightly, smiling, "I think I'm trending on social media for the first time in my life, so I'm quite excited. However, because this matter has caused some trouble for the school and my family, I feel I need to clarify a few things. First, regarding the statement issued by that so-called Dongguo Traditional Martial Arts Association."
He drawled out the name, a look of utter disbelief on his face. "Honestly, if they hadn't jumped out to make their presence known, I probably would never have heard of such an organization in my life. Have you heard of it? I looked it up, oh, it's a grassroots association, registered something like a 'Senior Citizens' Opera Club' or a 'Square Dance Association,' right? I also checked their official website, and it's basically just a bunch of random old men and women drinking tea, taking photos, and exchanging 'Grandmaster' banners, just hogging their own space and having fun. As long as they're happy, that's all that matters."
At this point, his tone abruptly changed, "But you guys keep having your fun, don't try to pull any strings! If you mess with me, it'll be pointless. I have absolutely no connection to your association. My master's name was Zheng Shanhe, but when he taught me kung fu, he never told me which faction or association he belonged to. He was just an ordinary old man, playing chess in the alley every day. What, now that he's gone, you bunch of unrelated industry insiders are jumping out to point fingers and say my lineage is illegitimate? Saying I'm unworthy to represent anything?"
He chuckled and shook his head.
"What I'm saying is, I never claimed to have any lineage or to represent anything. It's good enough if I'm not represented. Like that statement, it made me seem like I was represented. I don't like being represented, so I'm officially informing you now that if you dare to post this kind of distorted, sensationalist nonsense again, my lawyer's letter will be sent directly to your president's office. I don't mind using lawsuits to show you what defamation and infringement of reputation are. Old folks, times have changed. This is a society governed by law. The internet isn't above the law. If you don't understand, you can ask your disciples and followers! As for 'Eagle Claw King'? Yes, that's my Fetion nickname. I like it, I'm happy with it. I'm a legal citizen of Dongguo. Whatever nickname I choose on Fetion is my freedom. As long as it's not illegal or violates public order and good morals, what's it to you?"
After a pause, he continued, "Secondly, that Muay Thai champion named Charon Sirivad." His pronunciation of the name was standard, yet tinged with obvious mockery. "I don't know you. How your father broke his leg is a historical issue, I won't comment. But you, as a public figure, have crossed the line by naming me by name in the media, dragging an ordinary Dongda University student into your old grudges, causing me distress. This is illegal. My lawyer will also contact you and your team to discuss compensation. If we can't reach an agreement, see you in court."
He paused for a moment, then said, "As for your so-called martial arts exchange? I understand that you are from Thailand and don't know the laws of the East. Let me give you a brief explanation of the law: in the East, it is illegal to arrange a fight. Your behavior is called provoking trouble. Of course, since you are a foreigner and don't know the law, I won't hold it against you. I am a law-abiding citizen, so I will not arrange a fight. If you want to exchange skills, please come to me through legal channels. I am happy to oblige."
"Third—" His tone suddenly turned extremely sarcastic, shifting his focus to the internet, "This is also the most important point, regarding my academic fraud issue, it's caused quite a stir. I've seen it, many big V's, bloggers, and some media outlets—you're all jumping around quite enthusiastically. What I want to say is, I study bioinformatics, not you humanities students. Is fraud that easy? Oh, right, maybe you humanities students have committed too much fraud and think we science students are like you, able to just copy and paste and produce a paper. Please, have some common sense, okay? Yes, I'm not targeting anyone in particular, I'm targeting all the stinking mules who question me, a bunch of useless people who probably didn't even pass high school biology, an IQ sink. You dare to question me? Can you even read code? Have you learned calculus? Do you understand mathematical models? Do you even know what a benchmark dataset means?"
At this point, he reached out and pulled out a copy of the journal *Chinese Journal of Biotechnology*, waved it in front of the screen, then flipped to his paper's page and continued, "Look, this is my paper, published in *Chinese Journal of Biotechnology*, a public journal. The title is 'Research on the Improvement of Multiple Sequence Alignment Algorithm Based on Entropy Weight Optimization Dynamic Programming.' Hmm, did you see it clearly? Let me tell you, I don't have high expectations for you. Wait until you understand the meaning of the title before you talk to me about academics. If you can't even understand the title, go back to copying and pasting!"
Recording complete.
The dormitory was silent. Sun Hao's hand, holding his phone, froze in mid-air; Liu Bo stared with his mouth agape; and Wang Zhe pushed up his glasses, which had slipped down to the tip of his nose.
The way the others looked at Hu Biao was as if he were a god!
"No, Brother Biao, are you sure you want to reply like that?!"
After a long pause, Sun Hao asked somewhat stiffly.
"What, is there a problem? Don't you think my reply was reasonable and measured?!" Hu Biao laughed, "Just like Teacher Ma from the Foreign Affairs Department, I was imitating his tone."
After saying that, Hu Biao stood up, and without waiting for Sun Hao and the others to respond, he stretched his neck, took the phone from Sun Hao's hand, did a few simple operations, and used the newly verified Weibo account with the ID "Eagle Claw King - Hu Biao" to write a line of thick black text.
Everyone move aside, I'm about to show off!!!
He then posted the three-minute-plus video, which was unedited, unfiltered, and had a messy background. Not only did he post it, but he also followed "Dongguk Martial Arts Association," "Zhalun," and several influential figures who were most critical of him online.
Ten minutes later, the video began to go viral.
It's like pouring a ladle of ice water into a boiling oil pan—no, it's pouring in a whole bucket of liquid oxygen.
Blasted!
A true cyber nuclear explosion.
The number of reposts, comments, and likes skyrocketed exponentially. The servers even experienced momentary lag.
After watching the video, a prominent online lawyer immediately commented, "In all my life, I've never seen such an arrogant person!"
Five minutes later, Hu Biao replied, "Now you've seen it!"
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