Chapter 203 Art Originates from Life
Chapter 203 Art Originates from Life
Kakashi said he also got screwed over by Parker.
How could such a thing happen to him?
Shouldn't this be a story from "Golden Man Paradise"?
Is it really true that art imitates life?
What made Kakashi feel even more pain and discomfort was that he experienced the sensations and suffered humiliation, but did not gain any benefit.
Shadow clones cannot bring back Hashirama's cells.
Just like a shadow clone eating ramen, it can only bring back the memory of being full, but it can't simultaneously bring the noodles back to its stomach.
Kakashi noticed that every time he woke up from a coma, he either felt very uncomfortable or very comfortable.
It can even be both very uncomfortable and very comfortable at the same time.
In addition, the chapters of "The Guide to Powerful Men" include anecdotes from daily life.
One of the stories is about a water country that is humid all year round, and the people there love to eat spicy food.
There's a place that has developed an extremely spicy curry called "Life Curry".
People went there specifically to try the curry, and it was indeed delicious.
I enjoyed the meal and had a few drinks with my new friends.
When I woke up the next day, I found it was burning hot.
But he didn't pay attention, assuming it was because the curry was too spicy or because of the alcohol.
As a result, every time he had a hangover during his trip, he would feel a burning pain the next day.
He couldn't take it anymore these past few days, so he decided to eat a light diet for a few days.
He replaced the curry with regular curry and the alcohol with sparkling water.
He woke up in the middle of the night to discover a terrifying event that he would never forget.
From then on, the man never dared to drink and get hungover again, and lived a healthy (big lie) life.
(Mei Terumi: Kakashi, the naturally evil Konoha butt-butting ninja, dared to slander the Land of Water's innocence out of thin air. The Land of Water's tourism industry collapsed before it even got off the ground. You deserve to die!)
It was the short story in "The Strategy of the Mighty Man" that alerted Kakashi, which led him to devise this plan.
After regaining consciousness in the medical ward bed following his coma, he quickly used the little chakra he had recovered to release a shadow clone, which lay on the bed in his place.
His own body, however, ran to the empty room next door.
As for why not use the lightning clone technique, which is more effective?
Firstly, the Lightning Clone technique requires more chakra, which cannot be compensated for by mere skill.
Secondly, Kakashi didn't know who it was.
If it's Matt Kai, we can't just burn all of Kai's few remaining acorns, can we?
This is just to gather intelligence, not to solve the problem once and for all.
But it was precisely this cautious approach that caused Kakashi to miss a golden opportunity.
They suffered humiliation for nothing, without receiving any benefits from the interstitial cells.
Kakashi felt nauseous just thinking about the masked man's strange white tube.
I don't want to drink soy milk or cow's milk anymore, and I don't want to eat sausages anymore either.
And that weird grainy texture makes me never want to drink milk tea again.
However, despite his disgusting reaction, Kakashi did not blame the masked man.
He knew.
Obito let everyone down, but he did right by the Naruto mobile game (just kidding).
Obito wronged everyone else, but he was the only one who truly deserved his respect.
The Mangekyou Sharingan was never intended to be retracted.
He overused Kamui, and out of concern for him, she risked exposure to infuse him with Hashirama cells.
Intercolumn cell perfusion, meow; thank you for intercolumn cell perfusion, meow.
Ok?
wrong.
Why did I start saying whichever line I dreamt about?
Kakashi realized the problem.
The false sense of recovery from Hashirama cells that his shadow clone had given him had disappeared, and he began to feel dizzy and lightheaded again.
thump.
Kakashi collapsed to the ground.
Fortunately, there is true affection and true love in the world.
When Yamato and Might Guy came to visit Kakashi, they discovered that Kakashi had disappeared.
Knowing that Kakashi couldn't possibly be discharged from the hospital so soon, the two hurriedly began their search.
Finally, the two searched all of Konoha and found Kakashi unconscious next door at dusk.
After bringing Kakashi back to the ward, the two began to take out the nutritional supplements for Kakashi.
"What was Kakashi doing next door? And he even passed out there."
Matt Kai was puzzled.
"No matter what, we've been searching all day, and Kakashi-senpai has been unconscious all day without eating. We must quickly replenish his nutrition."
Yamato pulled a funnel out from behind him.
It seems to be the same funnel that Naruto used to fill balloons with his answers during the Chunin Exams.
"Kai, help me up."
After the funnel was inserted into Kakashi's mouth, Yamato began to tear open the packaging.
Mix the most nutritious milk with soft little glutinous rice balls and begin to infuse... uh, infuse into Kakashi.
"Kakashi-senpai, drink slowly, don't choke."
"Huh, why is Kakashi making such a fuss about drinking milk? Is it expired?"
Yamato noticed something was wrong and quickly took a sip of milk to check himself.
It can't expire.
The most terrifying thing for a person is having diarrhea while unconscious.
Yamato breathed a sigh of relief after discovering that the milk was not expired.
Then he looked at the glutinous rice balls with suspicion.
Was the glutinous rice ball too big and choked Kakashi-senpai?
Yamato thoughtfully used Wood Release to crush the dumpling, mixed it with milk, turned it into a thick paste, and then injected it back in.
Kakashi, however, seemed to be having a nightmare, and struggled even more, his hands and feet moving unconsciously.
This puzzled the two of them.
However, nutritional supplements are necessary.
So Might Guy used his "Forceful Lock" technique to restrain Kakashi's hands and feet from behind.
Yamato continued to pour the medicine in, while stroking Kakashi's body to comfort him: "Kakashi-senpai, I know you had a nightmare. Don't worry, we're here for you, you don't need to be afraid."
Seemingly having heard Yamato's words, Kakashi truly gave up struggling, and two lines of clear tears rolled down his cheeks.
"By the way, did Kakashi-senpai eat breakfast before he collapsed?"
Yamato suddenly thought of something.
"I don't know, he should eat. Kakashi's schedule is quite regular, and he often cooks for himself."
"Might Guy, who has Kakashi locked up, said."
"Kakashi-senpai was unconscious all day, did he poop in his pants?"
Yamato looked at Kakashi's lower body with concern.
"Really? There was no smell when we brought Kakashi over!"
Matt Kai was shocked to hear this, but couldn't believe it.
Let me take a look.
Yamato picked up a towel hanging nearby and reached inside.
He wiped it, then twitched his middle finger, pried it open, and pulled it out.
The towel wasn't dirty.
"Thank goodness, it seems Kakashi-senpai didn't poop in his pants."
Yamato threw the towel into the bucket of water next to him.
Turning around, she found Kakashi, who was unconscious on the bed, crying again.
What kind of tragic dream was this? Why am I crying?
Could it be that Kakashi-senpai dreamed about killing his teammates back then?
Alas, poor Kakashi-senpai, let us mourn, uh, let us offer our condolences.
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