manynovel Chapter 3 Xiao Nan: This is too perverted!
Chapter 3 Xiao Nan: This is too perverted!
"Tch, if you don't let me know, I don't want to know!"
"Instead of wasting this time, we should take some time to pray to the evil god one more time."
Hidan eventually walked out of the cave, still cursing.
Once outside, Hidan found a comfortable spot, clutched the Jashin pendant, and began his routine prayer.
in the cave.
Kakuzu, who had seen Hidan off, returned.
"He's praying, he certainly won't come over to eavesdrop, now you can speak."
Kakuzu's gaze was fixed on Bai Mo.
There seemed to be an invisible pressure.
If any detail goes wrong even after a short while, Kakuzu will immediately begin to doubt whether Bai Mo's previous "pie in the sky" was also problematic.
"no problem."
"Before I begin, I need to confirm that everyone is aware of Hidan's abilities, right?"
Bai Mo carried a wooden frame and placed it on a high place.
Payne silently stepped aside, giving up the middle position.
"Know."
Kakuzu answered calmly.
"Nonsense, of course I know. This guy makes no attempt to hide anything, he's incredibly arrogant! Doesn't he know that intelligence is the most important thing for a ninja?"
Deidara made a disdainful remark.
"You're not much better."
Scorpion, nestled within the Scarlet Amber, emitted a hoarse sound.
In short, after going through all that, everyone knows about Hidan's abilities.
They even know Hidan's personality weaknesses.
For example, if Hidan is praying outside, everyone knows that he would never dare to blaspheme his "evil god" by coming to eavesdrop.
Regarding how Bai Mo, this suddenly appearing newcomer, knew about Hidan's abilities, the Akatsuki members tended to believe that their leader, Pain, had informed this "quasi-strategist."
So I didn't find it strange.
"Hidan's Death Possession ability is very powerful. As long as he obtains the enemy's blood, Hidan can transfer the damage he has received to the enemy."
And this guy can suffer a fatal wound but won't die.
Therefore, the key to his ability lies in—how to obtain the enemy's blood.
Bai Mo took out a stack of papers he had prepared and began pasting them one by one onto the wooden frame.
A basic version of PowerPoint.
"My initial idea was to find a way to obtain the insect technique of the Konoha Aburame clan so that Hidan could contract a mosquito summoning beast..."
"My God, is this really that perverted?"
Just as Bai Mo announced his abandoned plan, Deidara, who was waving his hands to shoo away mosquitoes in the cave, was stunned.
"The problem with this plan is that if the secret techniques of the Aburame clan are stolen, Konoha will definitely be alert and take special precautions against related insects."
Even the insects of the Aburame clan are extremely difficult to conceal for sensory ninjas.
With fewer mosquitoes, the blood they suck isn't enough for Hidan to use his ability even once.
With more mosquitoes around, it's easier to get exposed.
Moreover, given Hidan's unwavering faith in the evil god, whether he would be willing to form a summoning contract is another matter entirely.
So I quickly rejected this plan.
"Following that, there were other plans, such as disguising themselves as neutral medical organizations and promoting voluntary blood donation, which I rejected one by one."
Bai Mo was speaking, and even though he hadn't gotten to the main point yet, the Akatsuki members listened with great interest and didn't seem bored at all.
Perhaps it was because of the "PPT", or perhaps it was because Bai Mo's ideas were novel and his logic was meticulous.
"In the end, I finalized a perfect plan, the only flaw of which is that Hidan must not know about it."
"Absolutely brilliant."
Bai Mo suddenly pointed to the pitcher plant below.
"Um?"
The difference between black and white is beyond doubt.
"Jue is the one in our organization responsible for intelligence gathering, and also the most skilled at infiltration and covert operations, right?"
"Zetsu, I'm asking you to infiltrate the Five Great Ninja Villages. Can you do that?"
Bai Mo was well aware of Zetsu's terrifying ability to infiltrate and disguise himself, but the other members of the Akatsuki organization were unaware of just how skilled Zetsu was in this area.
Bai Mo asked Jue a question mainly to make others understand.
"Sure, no problem. So, what would I be doing infiltrating the Five Great Ninja Villages?"
Bai Jue answered Bai Mo.
Even though the five great ninja villages all have sensory barriers, White Zetsu could easily sneak in when the barriers are being changed or repaired.
Even without a change of guard or maintenance, White Zetsu could contact a Konoha ninja who was out, copy his chakra, and disguise himself as a Konoha ninja to safely pass through the barrier.
White Zetsu's ability to disguise itself was so powerful that during the Fourth Shinobi World War in the original story, if Naruto hadn't gained the ability to sense malice, he would have had no chance of distinguishing friend from foe.
"Just do one thing: go to the public restrooms in the five great ninja villages and the restrooms in the homes of important ninjas, and collect some items..."
"Huh? The toilet? Are you telling me I have to collect poop?"
Bai Jue looked somewhat surprised, and even a little shy.
"Uh, no, that's not true."
Bai Mo's lips twitched slightly.
Why are you blushing?
"As everyone knows, women have those few days every month..."
"Don't look at me."
Xiao Nan's expression darkened when Bai Mo turned his gaze towards her.
But there's nothing we can do about it; the Akatsuki organization is predominantly male, with only one girl.
Bai Mo withdrew his gaze and continued his PowerPoint presentation.
"In other words, all they need to do is collect this discarded sanitary waste, and with Hidan's abilities, they'll essentially control the lifeline of the entire ninja world!"
As soon as Bai Mo finished speaking, the entire cave suddenly became as quiet as if everyone had died.
Especially the only woman, Xiao Nan.
Even breathing stopped.
Almost instantly, Xiao Nan decided that from now on, all garbage must be burned on the spot to avoid encountering a pervert like Bai Mo.
"Wait, White Tiger, what's with that look you're giving me? I'm seriously proposing a solution! Do you think there's something wrong with it?"
Bai Mo noticed that Xiao Nan was looking at him with a look that suggested he was a pervert, and he immediately felt somewhat displeased.
"There's a problem. What about the male ninja?"
Xiao Nan took a deep breath, calmed herself down, and then asked the question.
"As we all know, nine out of ten men suffer from hemorrhoids. Someone like Tsuchikage Onoki, who can strain his back even while walking, definitely has hemorrhoids."
Bai Jue can just collect the bloodstains from when he wiped his butt.
As for someone like Raikage, who is strong and healthy and may not necessarily have hemorrhoids, it doesn't matter.
"As long as we have enough samples, it's like having countless hostages. Those who can't get blood will still be intimidated, unless they are emotionless loners."
Bai Mo provided an explanation.
"Yes, yes, I know that old man Ohnoki has hemorrhoids!"
Deidara danced with excitement.
"...That's too perverted."
Xiao Nan sighed.
"No wonder they kept it from Hidan. Given Hidan's personality, if he knew that the blood came from this, he would definitely think it was an act of 'blasphemy against his Jashin-sama' and he would definitely refuse."
Kakuzu didn't find anything abnormal about it and calmly continued his analysis.
Scorpion remained silent, squatting in the Hiruko, thankful that he had already abandoned his physical body and no longer had to worry about being targeted by this pervert for hemorrhoids.