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"If you're going to kill me, then kill me quickly! Even if you torture me to death, I will never show you the slightest reaction that pleases you!"
Tifa's excitement intensified the tremors in the Southern Hemisphere...
"We women of Avalanche aren't afraid of this! Tui!"
After saying that, Tifa gritted her teeth and spat on the fat woman's face again.
Li Pu was somewhat surprised. In the learning materials in the 3D zone, he had only ever seen Tifa naked and submissive. This was the first time he had seen such a reaction.
Yes, he didn't meet Tifa through the game.
Final Fantasy, what is that?
Moreover, Tifa's reaction... if I were on the other side...
Unfortunately, this fat woman is a girl and doesn't know how to enjoy life at all! She's completely wasting her resources!
The female chef, nicknamed "Meat Mountain," was spat on by Tifa. She sneered, not angry, but clearly lost interest in cooking for her.
"How boring! It's one thing to be good-looking, but she also has such a great figure. She doesn't consider the feelings of us poor girls at all. What a selfish guy! A disgrace to women!"
The scissors were carelessly discarded on the ground, their mountain-like shape almost completely blocking out all the light.
"Younger, cuter puppies are so much more pleasing to the eye!"
She recalled the handsome young boy with rosy lips and white teeth behind her, slowly turned around, her chubby, festering face flickering in and out of light, a malicious smile spreading across her lips:
"What a little slut! She was struggling like crazy just now, but she's quiet now that she sees this woman?"
Seeing the beautiful scenery suddenly stop, Li Pu immediately frowned.
Grooves!
It's not even finished cutting!
I never got to see Kang before I died... What a loss, what a loss!
Forget it, we still need to figure out how to untie the rope first; saving our lives is the most important thing.
But just as he touched the knot and quickened his movements, the enormous mountain of flesh approached step by step, its lewd and greedy expression pressing down on him like thick grease.
The closer you get to the putrid stench of decay, blood, and fat, the more real the chilling threat becomes.
Li Pu, who was bending down to untie the rope, belatedly realized that something was wrong—
This crazy fat woman?
He suddenly looked up!
Damn it, put the steel wool down right now!!!
Just as the wire mesh was about to touch him!
A cold, mechanical voice suddenly exploded from deep within my brain:
[Dimensional shift detected. Blessing activated...]
[Ding! Valkyrie Daily Intelligence System successfully loaded!]
[Current intelligence weight: E-level. One random E-level intelligence report and one fixed erotic tidbit can be obtained daily.]
[A message came from the falling petals...]
[White Rank E: You've obtained information by visiting the kitchen of this grand hotel—]
If you can demonstrate an extreme appreciation for fine food and discuss the principles of "life" with the chef, you might gain the appreciation of this eccentric chef.
[A message came from the falling petals...]
[Pink Rank E: Due to your contact with Tifa, the 'otherworldly witch' who transmigrated here today, you have obtained a pink-themed secret—]
To ensure the ingredients are cooked in a state of extreme pleasure, the kitchen keeps a supply of veterinary aphrodisiacs, which can temporarily neutralize Tifa's powerful anesthesia, putting her into a state of ecstasy and infatuation.
As the "Rich Woman's Happy Ball" drew ever closer amidst the wicked grin of the meat mountain chef, Li Pu disregarded whether the thoughts that suddenly popped into his head were true or false.
Since these garish words claim they can undo Tifa's anesthesia, let's give it a shot!
"Stop! You're wasting the ingredients! If you keep doing this, you'll never make the most delicious food!"
The female chef, who was like a mountain of meat, was stunned. The steel wool fell to the ground, and she looked at him with a face full of curiosity, like a little girl who had discovered a new toy.
"Little one, what do you say?"
Have a show?
He pretended to ponder, then quickly glanced around and noticed a "Best Flavor Chart of Pork Cuts" posted on the counter.
There are even graphs that use different colors to show how the meat changes under the three emotions of 'hunger,' 'fear,' and 'happiness.'
After reading it, Li Pu swallowed hard, roughly made a judgment, and then, forcing himself to start making things up:
My suggestion is!
The fat woman leaned closer intently, her figure blocking out all the light like a mountain, so Li Pu couldn't see her expression. "What is it!"
I fell into the trap!
The boy put on an innocent smile, grinning sheepishly:
"Yes, yes, I'm hungry..."
Kaka-
The woman with the mountain of flesh clenched her fists.
Before the fat woman could get angry, he immediately began to talk at length.
"Can meat be made delicious if you don't feed it enough and keep it in a good mood?"
"You should know that any animal, including humans, will secrete a chemical when they are afraid, making their meat taste worse than usual!"
Whether she was captivated by the handsome young man before her or not, the Flesh Mountain Woman actually began to seriously consider Li Pu's words that 'fear makes flesh bitter' after hearing them.
"That's true. Many customers have complained that the food is sour and bitter. For the sake of our reputation, I can only let them taste it for themselves."
"Moreover, the batches of live pigs we tested before, after being cooked, did indeed have an unbearable stench..."
Li Pu looked around and thought helplessly: This is obvious, even when slaughtering a pig, you have to cut it open and clean it thoroughly.
That fat woman boils people, meat and excrement together; it would be a miracle if anyone could eat it!
After thinking for a moment, the woman with the mountain of flesh looked at Li Pu and asked, "My little darling! What would you like to eat now?"
Behind the mountain of meat, Tifa, whose clothes had been cut in half, was stunned.
Is this guy crazy?
What are they saying?!
Wake up!
Li Pu glanced at Tifa, who looked completely bewildered, and secretly began to calculate:
We need to find a way to get her to give Tifa the medicine to break the seal. At least the pink intelligence report says that the veterinary aphrodisiac can break the anesthesia.
If she really is Tifa, this fat woman is definitely no match for her.
Will the anesthesia wear off, but will I enter a state of confusion and infatuation?
Never mind! Let's take a gamble!
Tifa was even more puzzled when she saw the intense gaze Lip was giving her.
Things seem to be spiraling out of her comprehension...
"I want instant noodles! Just boiled in water! No human flesh or blood, otherwise I'll still be scared! The minced meat will taste bitter!"
The only thing that could get Tifa to take the veterinary medicine to break the seal the fastest, and also allow for some refinement, was the few packets of instant noodles on the cabinet!
The head chef, seemingly skeptical, held a knife to Li Pu's neck, her festering, bloated face slowly approaching as she threatened him, word by word:
"Little thing, if you dare to lie to me, I'll personally chop you into fine minced meat, piece by piece~"
After saying that, she turned around, picked up a pot, boiled water, and prepared to cook noodles.
The cold, blood-stained knife left a shallow bloodstain on Li Pu's neck, and his heart pounded wildly!
I believe it!
She believed it!
Okay then!
Today, let this fat woman see what a "pure competition-level" connoisseur really is!
"That's not the right approach!"
"Instant noodles! How to eat them? Today, I'll give you a step-by-step tutorial!"
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Chapter Two: Tifa's Lunch Box! Black Stocking Noodles!
"Don't add the seasonings yet! Add the eggs and flour."
"The egg in this noodle soup needs to be perfectly balanced – one 'flying' and one 'lying'!"
In the kitchen, thick with the stench of blood, young Li Pu, head held high, calmly directed the female head chef, a mountain of meat.
His eyes constantly scanned the surroundings warily, while he feigned maturity, saying, "Hurry up, don't you even know this kind of thing?"
He was on edge—in this environment where he could become someone's meal at any moment, every word he uttered was like dancing on a knife's edge.
But one must always maintain this arrogant attitude.
To keep someone guessing, you have to pretend first.
When you are out, your identity is given by yourself!
He kept muttering about the seemingly proper procedures, but his eyes were fixed on the mess of bottles and jars in the kitchen, searching for the veterinary aphrodisiac mentioned in the intelligence report.
Now we can only survive by relying on intelligence and deception—since the blue intelligence has been confirmed to be effective, then the pink intelligence must be true.
[Pink Rank E: Due to your contact with Tifa, the 'otherworldly witch' who transmigrated here today, you have obtained information—]
To ensure the food is cooked under conditions of extreme pleasure, the hotel kitchen keeps veterinary aphrodisiacs on hand to temporarily neutralize Tifa's powerful anesthesia.
Next, all we need to do is have the fat woman add veterinary drugs to the instant noodles, and then find a reason to feed them to Tifa...
In front of the stove,
Although the female chef, who was like a mountain of meat, looked suspicious, she was also intimidated by the boy's confident demeanor.
She hesitated, suppressing her earlier anger, and asked in a low voice while pressing down on the layers of fat on her neck, "...One flying, one lying down? What's the significance of doing this?"
"You don't even know this?" Li Pu came to his senses, feigning disdain as if he were looking at a fool.
"You can't even do your job properly every day, and all you can think about are cute little puppies!"
"This is a classic case of sexual repression!"
"You're being too repressed!"
The fat woman's knuckles cracked as she gripped the spoon, but faced with the boy's ridicule, she could only force a smile and suppress her anger.
She squinted at Li Pu, sensing that this kid was no ordinary person.
With such delicate skin and tender flesh, could he be a young master who ran away from home in the inner city?
Thinking this, he saw the handsome young man speak arrogantly and unhurriedly:
"Fei means to beat an egg into the noodle soup while cooking noodles."
"What I mean is that you put a whole egg inside, but it can't be fully cooked; it has to be runny."
"Flying eggs are fully cooked, while lying eggs are soft-boiled, satisfying the taste of both types of eggs at once."