Chapter 145
Chapter 145
Looking at the two options in front of him, Qin Yu couldn't help but smile disdainfully.
I, Qin, have always been dignified and upright, how could I do such a despicable and vulgar thing.
I can't help but look down on his personality too much!
Qin Yu put his hands on his back, snorted coldly with a proud face, and swaggered to the position of the interviewer.
"Everyone came early today, so there is no traffic jam on the road, right?"
Many interviewers were stunned when they heard this, but seeing Qin Yu sitting in the interviewer's position so calmly, they suddenly reacted that the interviewer had arrived.
Thinking of this, everyone also smiled respectfully and nodded, and said hello one after another.
"No traffic jams, no traffic jams, the leaders are also hard."
"Hmm." Qin Yu nodded with a leader
, "Since everyone has arrived, then let's gossip and start the interview."
Immediately, he greeted the first interviewer.
The first interviewer was a male college student wearing a small suit and tie, and after seeing Qin Yu, he also bowed with a respectful smile.
"Hello interviewer, my name is Chen Ming, it's a pleasure to meet you."
"How happy?" Qin Yu asked directly.
The smile on Chen Ming's face suddenly froze: "Eh, I'm just glad that her mother opened the door for Happy and was happy to be home!"
Qin Yu said indifferently, "Oh, then you're happy too early."
Chen Ming stumbled directly under his feet, and an embarrassed dry smile appeared on his face.
"Oh, hehe, the interviewer is really humorous."
Qin Yu waved his hand indifferently: "Introduce yourself."
Chen Ming nodded, and immediately presented a resume and several certificates with both hands:
"I am a student of Jiangnan University of Foreign Languages, my major in college is Goblin, I have excellent grades during school, and I have won the excellent cadre of the class many times, which is the advanced level certificate of Goblin language and some other awards I have won in school."
Qin Yu took the resume and certificate and glanced at it casually, and nodded calmly:
"I know, go back and wait for the notice."
Chen Ming was stunned for a moment: "Huh? Is that the end of it?
Qin Yu looked at him with a strange expression:
"Otherwise? Do you still have to perform rap and basketball that you practiced for two and a half years?
Chen Ming was so stunned that he was speechless.
"Next."
"Hello interviewer, my name is Li Hong."
"Who are you Li Hua?"
“???"
Li Hong was directly stunned by the question.
What a cow and horse problem is this!
Qin Yu sighed:
"Such a simple question will not be, you don't need to wait for the notice, just eliminated."
Li Hong immediately laughed angrily.
He directly gave Qin Yu an international friendly gesture with his backhand.
“fuck you! I wish you and your company the same development as the cow and horse questions you asked!
After saying this, Li Hong left angrily without looking back.
Before leaving, he didn't forget to turn back and spit on his sputum.
"Ahhhhh
Qin Yu shook his head helplessly;
"Young man, I still can't hold my breath."
"Next."
With the lessons learned from the first two interviewers, the third interviewer clearly came prepared.
I saw that as soon as he came up, before Qin Yu could ask, he was a quick rapper, and he said all his basic information and advantages, without giving Qin Yu any chance to interrupt.
Qin Yu looked the other party up and down: "You said you are proficient in goblin?"
The man nodded proudly: "Yes, interviewer, I have obtained the Goblin Special Level Certificate, and in the entire Great Xia Dynasty, less than 10,000 people have obtained this certificate."
"Then I'll test you for a paragraph, and you will translate for the translator?"
"You take the exam casually, you won't count me as losing!" The man patted his chest with a confident look.
"Oh, then listen up, the words I asked you to translate are like this."
"A lama came from the south, with a five-pound sole, a mute man from the north, with a horn pinned to his waist, a lama in the south, and a dumb horn in the north......... I don't know if the lama of the tila soles smoked the dumb soles of the other horns, or the dumb people of the other horns hit the lamas of the tila soles.
"This passage, you translate it for the translator."
Man:???
Qin Yu immediately pouted with disdain: "Even this will not dare to claim to be proficient in goblin?" Let's go back and practice for a few more years.
The man was immediately dumbfounded.
This is especially why he will go back and practice for hundreds of years!
Sending the man away, seeing that there were more than a dozen people behind, Qin Yu decided to speed up the progress directly.
I saw him shouting directly to the dozen interviewers behind him:
"You guys give me all your resumes, and then you can go back."
"If there is a letter, I will come back to inform you."
When these interviewers heard this, although they all felt a little strange, they didn't think much about it, and they handed in their resumes and left with a shake of their heads.
This interviewer is really a strange person.
After sending off all the interviewers, Qin Yu also didn't say a word, and directly threw all their resumes into the trash.
And it was at this time that the real interviewer was finally belated.
Looking at the empty hall in front of him, Huang Qiang was suddenly stunned:
"Huh? What about people?
He couldn't help but glance suspiciously at the time shown on the watch he was wearing, and scratched his head in confusion:
"That's right, where are all the people?"
He couldn't help but look at the only person in the hall, that is, Qin Yu, and asked, "
You have always been the only one here?"
Qin Yu nodded without changing his face:
"I'm the only one here!"
"Okay."
Huang Qiang had to accept the reality in front of him, and immediately beckoned Qin Yu to sit down.
"How's your goblin level?"
Qin Yu patted his chest unashamedly and said
, "I don't dare to say that I entered the hall, but I just reached the pinnacle."
When Huang Qiang heard this, his eyebrows couldn't help but raise slightly:
"Oh? So, your goblin language is good?
"Average, third in the world."
"Hello, how do you say it in goblin?"
"Gollum!"
"Did you eat that?"
"Purr?"
Huang Qiang heard this and nodded.
His goblin language knows these two sentences, and the other party is right.
Thinking of this, he also nodded directly with a smile and said:
"Congratulations on your troubled year, you have been admitted."
Of course, the main reason is that he is the only person who comes to the interview, and if he is not admitted, there will be no one.
"Our squad will leave in about three days and spend at least a week or so in the otherworldly secret realm, during which time you will mainly be responsible for communicating with the local Goblin natives, no problem, right?"
Qin Yu smiled and assured with a confident look on his chest: "
Don't worry, I promise to translate it clearly for you when the time comes."
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