Ninja World Playing Bad Plan: Rebel Ninjas All Want To Be Good!

Chapter 567 Tobirama, Madara, Obito: What Happened To The Virgin? ! Have You Eaten Your Rice? ! !

certainly.

No one except Senju Hashirama dared to say this.

"Who are you calling a virgin? You are the virgin!!"

Uchiha Izuna suddenly fought in front of his brother and maintained his dignity in that regard. At the same time, because he died in the Sengoku era, he did not know that Senju Hashirama had been married long ago, and his wife was Hime-kun of the Uzumaki clan.

Senju Hashirama is fearless in this regard: "Eh? I'm not a virgin. I have a wife, and Madara knows her! Right? Madara, you know Mito. I also have an eldest granddaughter, hahahaha, although with I also fell in love with gambling, and my gambling luck was just as bad."

Of course Uchiha Madara did not respond to him, because at this moment Uchiha Madara's irritability value had reached 97%.

Diedie looked at Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama in disbelief: "Hey, eh? It's rare for two handsome guys to say that~~"

Hashirama shook his head and sighed: "Tobirama and Madara probably don't even have people they like. It's such a pity, ugh..."

"Hashirama, shut up!!!"

Duang——(depression)

"I didn't mean to make you angry..."

Hashirama, who was 1.85 meters tall, lowered his shoulders and shrank himself in aggrieved manner.

I don’t know if Indra Chakra is responsible, but Madara can’t do anything when she sees him like this.

"Hey... you are also the First Hokage after all, you are a bit——"

"Madara is so sensitive, and her expressions are always scary, so even if she meets someone she likes, there's probably nothing she can do. It's so pitiful..."

Uchiha Madara: Anger value 300%.

"Senju Hashirama!!! Are you looking for death!!!"

Uchiha Madara held up the flame fan on her back and chased Senju Hashirama as she jumped around in Obito's Kamui space in Uchi 22.

The Konoha people in this world were dumbfounded.

The boss of the Fourth Ninja War?

That's it?

Senju Tobirama was speechless and looked at the playing cards in his hand.

"It hasn't disappeared yet. I'm probably waiting for everyone to answer together before making a judgment."

Namikaze Minato nodded, "Obito, and Naruto, which one of you will answer first?"

Just now, the boy Naruto and the boy Sasuke made some plans, and while everyone was paying attention to Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama, they quietly escaped into the boy Obito's Kamui space using urine escape.

The boy Obito didn't think too much, since none of them needed to answer the question anyway. Just curious: "Do you two have to go together every time you pee?"

This made Sasuke and Naruto so embarrassed that they didn't know how to answer.

As for Seventh Hokage Naruto and Uchiha Madara Sasuke, they were even more resistant to answering questions.

The young Kakashi once saw that scene in the crystal ball of Third Generation, and felt very sorry for them. He pushed Obito next to him: "You answer first." Then give the two of them some time to prepare for their death. .

Young Obito: So you don’t care whether I live or die?!

Sadness came from my heart, and I quietly glanced at Lin over there. I couldn't express the pain and tears in my heart.

"Same. Ever since I met Uchiha Madara, Konoha has judged me to be dead. With a mask on, there's no way I can have a first kiss, right?" Very good, throw the blame on the old man's head without leaving a trace!!

Diedie was very disappointed. Three of the seven candidates had zero first kiss experience.

"You must be around thirty years old anyway. It is said that it was not easy to live to this age during the Sengoku era. He is actually a virgin who even kept his first kiss here.

Sigh...it's quite pitiful when you think about it..."

After Diedie said this, others also looked at Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Obito, who was wearing Konoha Jōnin costumes, with a guilty look.

It’s a bit miserable...Ah․ .....

The resurrected Second Hokage never expected that he would be hurt by this issue?!

The young Obito hates that iron cannot become steel. The young Obito can no longer hold his head up.

Uchiha Madara, who still doesn't know that he has been dumped, is still jumping up and down in the Kamui space, waving the flame fan and chasing Senju Hashirama.

Indra didn't even look at it, turned her head to one side, snorted and said nothing.

The time to escape was very short, and finally it was the turn of Seventh Hokage Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura and Hyūga Hinata to answer questions.

Not knowing what had happened to them, Indra urged them to answer quickly.

"My...Fi...FirstKiss...object is..."

Hinata couldn't help it. She was actually just embarrassed. After all, the person she kissed for the first time was her husband and there was nothing she couldn't say.

"It's Naruto-kun!!"

Probably because she existed in the Kamui space and was not affected by the conscious image of the world, Hinata was asked to answer this kind of question, which caused her to blush until she became dizzy and almost fainted. Fortunately, Inuzuka Kiba knew that she would do this and helped her. ,"Hey, Hinata! Hinata?"

Naruto's Shadow Clone took Hinata and fanned her to cool down.

Boruto complained to Sarana next to him: "Mom, it's true, it's still like this after so many years."

"Yes, even though you have to say it in front of everyone, it's okay to kiss your wife and husband, right?" That's what Zoliana said, but she really wanted to know about her mother and father. , my mother rarely talks about it, and my father is always perfunctory.

And Hinata has finished answering, the next one must be Haruno Sakura.

"I'm a medical ninja! It's normal for my patients to have artificial respiration like their first kiss, right?"

"Eh?!"

When Haruno Sakura said this, little Sakura, Sarana and others were immediately dumbfounded!

"Could it be that the future me/mother's first kiss..."

"Not Sasuke-kun/Dad?!!"

Diedie covered her face: "No, it can't be right? That's too bad."

Shikadai held his forehead, "It's really troublesome."

Yamanaka: "You're done, fat man, you may destroy your classmates' families."

Seventh Hokage Naruto was also very surprised by Sakura's previous explanation, and even forgot how he and Sasuke would answer the question later.

"Eh?! Little Sakura's first kiss wasn't Sasuke?!!! This is beyond my expectation!!"

"Naruto, shut up!! You bastard!" Haruno Sakura was so angry that she shouted out that phrase.

A punch made a big hole in the ground of Kamui's space, which scared Seventh Hokage Naruto to no longer dare to speak and jumped behind Sasuke for protection.

To be honest, Uchiha Sasuke was also shocked, but he quickly accepted the situation. Medical ninjas should have given priority to treating their companions, and there was nothing wrong with artificial respiration.

"Do you need to tell me the name? Who did you give artificial respiration to?" Sai, who didn't know the truth, was still aggressive, "Or do you mean you don't remember that person's name?"

"(Smile) This is really too bad. It's rare for Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Obito to reveal that they are still virgins."

Uchiha Obito: Are you polite?! Did the virgin eat your rice?!!

Lin covered her mouth and snickered, and the boy Kakashi laughed, but only the boy Obito saw it and argued with him, threatening that he would spend his first kiss before he was 22 years old.

Young Kakashi: "Haha, I wish you success. Although I don't have high expectations for you.

The boy Obito gritted his teeth in anger.

Haruno Sakura (Rage value 90%): "I already told you your name!!"

Eh?!

Everyone who exists in Obito Kamui's space is blinded.

Whose name did Haruno Sakura just say?

Stiffly play the memory forward...

The words 'Shut up Naruto!' lingered in everyone's ears like a spell.

Uchiha Sasuke:"!!!!!"

He turned around and looked at Uzumaki Naruto in surprise. Naruto's eyes were also filled with shock and his pupils were shaking!

Hinata was about to wake up just now, but she fainted again in an instant.

Boruto loudly said: "Aunt Sakura's first kiss was...Dad?!!!"

Sarana: "Seventh Generation?! When did it happen?! Mom!!"

Little Sakura is dumbfounded. Should she have just escaped into the Kamui space of young Obito with Sasuke and Naruto? Can time be repeated?

Hearing the panicked sounds of the crowd, Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara also stopped chasing and ran back to see what was going on.

I learned from Uchiha Izuna and Senju Tobirama that Uchiha Sasuke’s wife Haruno Sakura’s first kiss was given to Uzumaki Naruto.

Uchiha Madara looks very similar to Izuna, but is actually Uchiha Sasuke, the reincarnated descendant of his own Chakra. If he had to use an adjective to describe his mood at this moment, it would be:

"Deserved it."

Izuna tugged at the corner of his brother's clothes and reminded him not to speak out even if he had such thoughts, to save some face for Sasuke.

Hashirama was shocked: "How could this happen? Seventh Generation!"

Seventh Generation: Everyone was dumbfounded and had no idea this was happening.

"Yes, is there some misunderstanding?"

Haruno Sakura put her hands on her hips and pushed her hair back. Now she no longer cares about her big forehead.

"During the Fourth Ninja War, Naruto, the hope of the Ninja Alliance, was taken away by Uchiha Madara. Nine Tails' Chakra was at stake. "How could I let him die in that situation?!

Bastard!! Of course we need to give him CPR and artificial respiration, right?!!"

For a moment everyone looked at Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Madara:

This matter...why did God turn it around and turn it on him?

Senju Tobirama: "Hmph, you are the one who destroys people's families, Madara."

Izuna: It’s none of your business!!

Seventh Hokage Naruto asked about Kurama in his body, but Kurama's reply was that he was captured by Uchiha Madara at that time, and he didn't know what happened to him.

But with Haruno Sakura's explanation, others can accept it.

Just looking at Uchiha Sasuke, there was still a touch of pity in his eyes.

Nara Shikamaru shook his head, exhausted both physically and mentally. I'm afraid this matter will not end well today.

"Forget it, now that the matter has come to this, Sasuke, Naruto, you two should die early and be reborn." Trouble.

Tenten: "Now Naruto and Sasuke are the only ones left, right? So Naruto's first kiss should not have been Hinata but little Sakura? Alas... But there is nothing we can do about it on the battlefield, and the culprits are Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Madara, for the sake of Project Tsuki no Me, she remained an old virgin until her death. Should I call it retribution?"

Because of Neji's death, Tiantian has always had a very bad impression of Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Obito.

These words were like several knives stabbing Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Madara in the heart. It makes the 'grandfather and grandson' want to find a partner when they return home.

Yamanaka Ino patted Tiantian on the shoulder, "You are not in the same class as us, so you just don't know."

"What I don't know? Did the two of them lose their first kiss earlier? Forget Sasuke, Naruto didn't seem to be very popular when he was a child, right?"

Now that Ino thinks about it, she can still recall her mood when the girls beat Naruto together.

It's just that now when I look back on the memories of those years, it's also a past full of laughter.

The more time is delayed, the higher everyone's expectations are raised.

I saw Uchiha Sasuke and Seventh Hokage, one on the left and one on the right, covering their faces with one hand and pointing at each other with the other.

"My first kiss was with the idiot Naruto."

"First kiss was with asshole Sasuke."

DADR?"

Finally here! Critical attack successful!!

By the way, the Avengers are so good looking!!!!