manynovel Chapter 1030 The Innately Evil Sakura Yamauchi and Nekono Yukinoshita
Chapter 1030 The Innately Evil Sakura Yamauchi and Nekono Yukinoshita
Chapter 1030 The Innately Evil Sakura Yamauchi and Nekono Yukinoshita
"Yukino, Yukino, do you know that?"
Sakura Yamauchi's shouts attracted the attention of Yui Yuigahama, Yukino Yukinoshita, and others nearby.
It's Saturday after the exams, the last happy time before plunging into hell. So even though Yui-bin really wanted to stay home and pretend to be a good girl to win over her mother and avoid being scolded when the results came out, she couldn't resist calling her friends to go out and have fun.
Everyone was sitting at a cafe near Yoyogi Park.
Similarly, Yukino Yukinoshita, who really wanted to stay home and gather information on potential rivals, also came out and successfully obtained the achievement "Expanding Friends Circle".
She even tried sending a message to her downstairs neighbor, Ms. Yamazaki, inviting her to go shopping together.
This idiot clearly doesn't understand what a social circle is; those mature older women wouldn't like to hang out with high school girls who are recklessly squandering their youth.
Fortunately, Ms. Yamazaki understood Yukinoshita's personality well, so after thanking her for her kindness, she kindly explained the relevant principles to her.
Yukino Yukinoshita, overjoyed, then forwarded the message to her only classmate with a friend on her list, Kiyotoko Tsuruno, the heiress of a bento box company, inviting her to go out together.
If the latter is covered by warranty, it only took ten minutes to rush to the downstairs of Yukinoshita's house.
"Even though this weekend hasn't even lasted half a day, I've become so much more perfect."
Although it may sound arrogant to say this, Yukino Yukinoshita, who knows how to objectively evaluate herself, knows that this is the truth.
The only problem was that she didn't know why the blonde girl with big waves in Sakura's class would look at her with hostility from time to time. But she was used to it. After all, she was so cute, so suffering some unwarranted malice was just an equal exchange.
However, miss, I must tell you that your expensively dyed blonde hair at the hair salon always looks cheap, completely unlike the artistic blonde hair of Miss Spencer in Ruyi Dormitory.
However, given that she hadn't studied how to offer suggestions tactfully, Yukino Yukinoshita simply chose to ignore it.
Oh my god, I really should learn how to lie, so I might be able to praise the other person without a clear conscience.
Regarding Sakura's question (if "Do you know?" can be considered a question), Yukino didn't really want to follow social etiquette and ask "Do you know what?" because she knew that the guy definitely wouldn't say anything meaningful.
Well, if it were truly nutritious, it would definitely be the kind of thing that would ruin your mental state.
But she couldn't resist her curiosity and obediently fell for the trick, asking:
"what happened again!"
After all, one of the greatest joys of being with Sakura Yamauchi is being tricked by her.
The moment the thought crossed her mind, Yukino felt a pang of sadness and a sense of absurdity.
When exactly did I become a masochist?
Seeing that everyone's eyes were on her, Sakura Yamauchi nodded her chin in satisfaction and said with a cheerful smile:
"Last night, I saw my cat washing its face repeatedly after eating. I asked it, 'Kitty, shouldn't you brush your teeth after eating? Why are you washing your face so much?' Do you know what my cat said?"
What do cats say? Can cats talk?
Yui Yuigahama subconsciously thought of this, but immediately realized: How uncute is my reaction! Of course cats can talk, just like beautiful girls can't fart—that's a truth in the world of cuteness!
Feeling secretly ashamed, she subconsciously turned to look at Yukino Yukinoshita next to her, seeking comfort. After all, in her mind, Yukinoshita, who was so strict when teaching the team members to dance, must also consider things from a realistic point of view, right? She must be even less lovable than herself!
But turning her head startled her.
Just moments before, Yukino Yukinoshita had been nonchalant, but now her face was serious. She held her right hand with her left, and rubbed her chin with her right, entering a state of absolute focused thought.
"What will the cat say? The cat..."
The black-haired girl murmured softly, her pale blue eyes gleaming with intelligence:
"Cats are elegant animals; if there's water on the ground, they'd rather stay still than get their paws dirty. Similarly, compared to healthy teeth, maintaining the beauty of their facial fur is definitely more important, right? After all, teeth can be hidden by closing your mouth, but the face is..."
The chanting-like murmurs continued, leaving Yui Yuigahama dumbfounded. Looking at Yukino Yukinoshita, who was thinking from a cat's perspective, the girl's big pink eyes were filled with disbelief.
This, this, this...
This is so cute!
We lost! We lost completely! We lost without a doubt!
Yui Yuigahama lowered her head in a daze. She thought that Yukinoshita, who was so serious, would be very unlovable, but her reaction was a hundred times cuter than that of Yui Yuigahama, a cute high school girl. And it was such an innocent reaction.
The girl's peach-colored eyes lost their light.
The girls next to her, including Miura Yumiko, were also infected by Yukinoshita's serious cuteness, and they started talking all at once about why the cat washes its face first instead of brushing its teeth, and how the cat answered Sakura.
Meanwhile, sitting right next to the snow, Kiyoko Tsuruno openly and secretly pointed her phone camera at the deity, capturing this most beautiful weekend moment of her life.
After a while, Yukino Yukinoshita pondered from the cat civilization of ancient Egypt to the noblewoman cats of the Victorian era, and then to the panda, a close relative of cats that liked to eat bamboo fiber, and finally came to a conclusion.
The black-haired girl first took a small sip of her coffee, pinching it between two fingers to replenish the sugar consumed by her rapidly functioning brain, before proudly raising her chin and confidently saying:
"I think!"
With just a few words, Yukino's confidence had already stunned the girls who were discussing the topic. Everyone stopped and listened attentively to the conclusion of the cat expert, Yukino Yukinoshita.
"Cats do not neglect brushing their teeth or their dental health, that's for sure! You can tell this from the shape of their teeth themselves. Cats' teeth are corn-shaped, and their saliva is not acidic, both of which make them very resistant to cavities."
Yukino Yukinoshita wore a faint smile on her face. Her straight back seemed to be leaning against the back of the chair, but she wasn't. Leaning against the back of the chair would make her posture too languid, but through her rigorous training, she was able to achieve the most elegant posture.
"Anyone who has attended elementary school knows that many of the characteristics exhibited by living organisms are preserved through a long process of evolution. In other words, cats have always paid attention to dental health since their ancestors, which is why they have evolved to be less prone to cavities!"
The girl's cool voice was filled with rationality and thought, which Yui Yuigahama, who had degenerated into a poor student in the short time since entering high school, found extremely irritating.
Oh no, I'm going blind! What is it? It's...it's the light of wisdom! It's so blinding!
What started as a casual chat among girls, initiated by Sakura Yamauchi, was transformed into an academic presentation thanks to Yukinoshita's efforts.
Yukino's words were clearly boring and serious, but the things she was discussing were actually quite cute, like cats talking. These two things created a strange chemical reaction, making the girl who was radiating rationality and wisdom at that moment incredibly adorable.
"...In conclusion, I think this is what the cat probably told you, Sakura."
Yukino stopped her theoretical discussion, picked up her coffee, took a sip, and even cleared her throat.
Everyone was focused, especially Yui Yuigahama, who turned around to face Yukinoshita, resting her hands on her knees, leaning slightly forward, and staring intently at her.
I want to study hard and absorb all of Yukino's cuteness!
Seeing everyone's attention focused on her, as if the scene were repeating itself, Yukinoshita nodded in satisfaction, just like Sakura had before, then licked her lips and whispered:
"Ahem! The cat can say:"
'Sakura! Isn't the first thing you do after eating to wipe your mouth clean? I, a cat, can't exactly start brushing my teeth while still sitting at the table, can I?'"
The girl's originally cool voice, under deliberate control, had become more charming and innocent, sounding as if a little female cat was really talking.
puff--
A cool yet charming voice reached her ears, and Yui Yuigahama suddenly leaned back in her chair.
She lost, completely and utterly lost. It's so cute, there's no way to imitate that.
The people standing nearby, including Miura Yumiko, were also shocked, exchanging bewildered glances.
Ahhhhh! !! !!
As expected of Yukinoshita no Kagami! So cute, so cute! She's just too adorable!
Kiyoko Tsuruno stomped her little fists and feet wildly, trying hard to suppress the urge to scream.
Looking at Yukino, who was confidently and proudly mimicking a kitten's voice, she really wanted to hug her and pat her head repeatedly... Huh? Eh? Eh? ???
I'm just wondering, why have you already taken action?
You? Who are you?
How dare you?!
Sakura Yamauchi, who was sitting on the other side of Yukino Yukinoshita, reached out and hugged her, then buried her face in Yukinoshita's head and rubbed it against her head.
"Ah, what an adorable Yukinoshita Nekono! I must take you home and raise you right now, without hesitation or doubt!"
Sakura Yamauchi said, completely absorbed in the moment.
The girl next to her, Kiyoko Tsuruno, was so envious she was practically grinding her teeth to powder.
Huh? What happened?
Yukino Yukinoshita was caught off guard by the sudden attack and her mind went blank until she felt a hot and wet sensation in her head.
"Ah! Drooling! Sakura! Your drool is on my head!!"
Snow screamed in terror, her two slender, bony hands turning into claw-like shapes from sheer fright.
She began to struggle frantically, but before she could move twice, she heard Yamauchi Sakura cry out in pain. Realizing what she was doing, she was immediately terrified and froze.
Then she felt a hand on her head stroking her hair in a way that was clearly like petting a cat.
Hello! Hello!
Patting my head is one thing, but why are you scratching my chin? There's absolutely no way I'd make a purring sound!
"Ouch, it hurts! The wound on my stomach has reopened because of Yukino's struggles! It hurts so much!"
Upon hearing this, Yukinoshita gritted her teeth.
How could there be such a shameless person as Yamauchi Sakura in this world? Having bathed in the hot spring together, she knew very well that this guy didn't have any scars at all! All that talk about open wounds and pain was just a ploy to force her to meow like a cat. She, Yukinoshita Yukino, would never...
"Snoring—snoring—"
The girl quietly buried her face in Sakura's arms and "quietly" began to imitate a cat's loud cries.
No one knew that in the entrance exam, Yukino Yukinoshita, besides writing "absolute justice" in the belief section, "wanting to inherit my father's territory" in the future dream section, and "studying the art of manipulating people" in the efforts she made for the future, also wrote down her most confident aspect—
"Imitating a cat's voice"
Judging from the survey form alone, she is a problem girl on the same level as Eriri without her mask, the kind who is extremely chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).
If you put the survey form and the person in the same shot, everyone will wonder if the body of this seemingly perfect young girl is inhabited by the soul of a cat. Otherwise, why would it seem so contrasting and so eccentric?
In short, to everyone's disbelief, a soft purring sound, like that of a kitten, came from Sakura Yamauchi's arms. Or rather, it came from Yukinoshita Nekono, who had buried her head in her hands as if nothing had happened.
Kiyoko Tsuruno opened her mouth wide and let out a silent scream.
This guy completely ignored the fact that Sakura Yamauchi was a big demon king. He stood up and quietly brought the phone's microphone close to Yukinoshita's face, recording the ultimate version of the cat's meow at super close range.
After an unknown amount of time, probably when everyone had gotten used to a little kitten sneaking into the group, Sakura felt that the little face in her arms was burning hot, and only then did she let go of Nekono.
"call--"
Having been in the arms of a young girl for so long, Xuexia, now free, let out a sudden breath and then inhaled the fresh air deeply.
For someone with extremely poor physical strength, this was already an extremely high-intensity workout. Before she could even finish a cup of coffee, it was time for another round of rest.
She picked up the ice water that had been delivered sometime earlier and took a big gulp, which finally cooled down her flushed face a little.
Out of the corner of her eye, she knew that everyone was staring at her with surprise, which made the girl nervous and embarrassed, and her hands and feet became a little stiff.
Especially you, Yui Yuigahama, why are you sitting upright with your legs together like a kindergarten child facing me? And staring at me with such intense eyes?
"Cough cough!"
Nothing happened. Yukino Yukinoshita calmly turned to look at Sakura Yamauchi and coldly asked:
"So? Was I right? Did your cat say what I said?"
At this point, her pretty face instantly switched to a proud little expression.
After a brief moment of surprise, Yui and the others reconnected to their previous topic, and after thinking about it for a while, they all felt that Yukinoshita must have guessed correctly.
It's not because everyone wipes their mouths after eating, but because Yukinoshita Nekono's meows are so incredibly realistic; she definitely knows cats better than anyone else.
Neko is absolutely right!!!
So everyone looked at Sakura Yamauchi, waiting for her to reveal the final answer, but to their surprise, Sakura had a look of astonishment on her face.
"Yukino..."
Sakura's tone was worried, and she even raised her hand to touch Yukinoshita's forehead.
"Ouch, it's so hot!"
She exclaimed, then her expression grew increasingly worried:
"Yukino, are you delirious from a fever?"
Yukino Yukinoshita shook her head unhappily and shook off Sakura's hand. She felt that she had already indulged Sakura enough today, and now she should be rewarded.
"Hurry up, what did the cat say! Did I say it right?" she pressed.
Sakura Yamauchi's expression grew increasingly worried. She pulled her hands back and hugged her stomach, her bright yellow eyes flickering uncertainly.
"Yukino..."
She said softly:
"Of course, the kitten says 'meow meow meow'..."
"Um?!"
Yukino Yukinoshita's eyes widened instantly, and her face, which had just regained its fair complexion, turned bright red again.
"Besides meowing, what else can it say?"
Sakura Yamauchi looked at the black-haired girl with a worried expression. She reached out and took Yukino's hand, whispering:
"Could it be... that when you're alone, you often talk to the kitten and imagine that it talks to you too?"
"..."
The cat under the snow remained silent, only blushing, and its two little paws clenched tightly in embarrassment.
"Or do you sometimes hide in your room alone, looking at the cat with a silly, perverted grin, meowing softly, and occasionally reaching out to touch the screen as if you're petting a kitten?"
"..."
The cat under the snow remained silent, but all ten of its round toes were curled up together inside the sneakers it had specially chosen for shopping.
"Or, on my way home from school every day, if I see a wild khakimi, I'll immediately and quietly follow it, calling out to it every now and then, thinking..."
"Ahhh! Stop talking! Stop talking!"
The black-haired girl suddenly covered her ears and screamed. She pressed her forehead against the table, her flushed face turned towards the ground. The smooth white marble floor allowed her to vaguely see her red face.
Remove it! Remove the security cameras from my house!
Was Sakura following me while I was following the kitten?!
Did she hack into my computer, which is full of kitten videos?!
Lost in her thoughts, Yukino Yukinoshita felt as if her sweet world with her cat had been brutally invaded by Sakura Yamauchi.
No! Go find your Kyosuke Hojo, don't get between me and Neko!
While recording with Kiyoko Tsuruno, she felt heartbroken. She secretly glanced at Sakura Yamauchi and thought that this person was a real demon king. He had so easily made the calm and rational Yukinoshita Kami break down, and he was even laughing wildly!
Oh... poor cat.
But then again, Yukino's ears are so cute when they're all red! I really want to touch them; I wonder what they feel like.
Huh? Wait a minute, you naturally wicked Sakura Yamauchi, I meant I wanted to touch you, not that I asked you to!
Stop! Stop! I told you to stop! Don't lay a hand on my beloved Yukinoshita!
Let me do it, let me do it!!
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