Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 819: What is the name of a woman with black hair, red eyes and a penchant for stealing other

Finally, after being persuaded by Mitsuha Miyamizu, Yukino gave up the idea of ​​putting her feet into Sakura's mouth.

“My dad is actually pretty unreliable too.”

Yukinoshita leaned against the pool wall and said softly with some sadness:

"That mansion is like a zoo. My mother is the elephant, my sister is the lion, I am the panda, and my father is the mouse."

At this point, she turned to look at Mitsuha and Sakura, frowned, and asked:

"Isn't it possible that either of you believes the rumor that elephants are afraid of mice?"

"Huh? Elephants are afraid of mice?"

"An elephant can crush a hundred mice with one foot, right?"

The two girls were puzzled.

"That's good……"

Yukinoshita was relieved, and then said as if she was laughing angrily:

"But just like that funny fable, outsiders always think that my mother, the elephant, obeys my mouse father in everything. In fact, when they have a conflict, my father is the first to back down. He doesn't hesitate for even a second."

"In that case, Kyousuke's dad and Eriri's dad are the same too."

Sakura said.

"..."

Yukinoshita was speechless for a moment, so she naturally moved on to the next topic.

"When I was a kid, I kept a loach as a pet, a white loach."

The girl said with some nostalgia:

"I kept it in a fish tank next to my desk, and every day when I was tired of reading or doing homework, I would turn around and look at it.

Every time I looked over, it would soar from the bottom of the tank to the top. Its head would hang down, but its body would remain horizontal without any movement, just like a hydrogen balloon with its rope suddenly cut, floating straight up. It was magical.”

As Yukinoshita Yukino spoke, she put down her beer and stretched out her hand to imitate in the hot spring. She put four fingers together and folded them downwards, as if she was practicing snake fist, and demonstrated the floating of a loach in the water.

In addition to nostalgia, there was also a bit of warmth on that pretty little face, and it was obvious that she really liked that loach.

Miyamizu Mitsuha and Yamauchi Sakura next to them were constantly swallowing the saliva secreted from their mouths.

No, I think of fried loaches.

The country girl shrine maiden had eaten loach before, as it was a common ingredient in local cuisine. In her hometown of Gifu Prefecture, there was a Mizumai Shrine, where dozens of loach restaurants would set up stalls during the annual festival. Sakura was cooked by Hojo Kyosuke, and there were many farmlands near Mizumon City, so this kind of food could often be seen in the market.

Neon has a tradition of eating loach, or it can be said that this thing is a substitute for the expensive eel. Neon Jin, who is good at naming, also gave loach the beautiful name of "Maiko". This name is also very easy to understand. Many loach dishes are cooked directly without killing the loach. The scene of loach jumping wildly in high-temperature oil or water is regarded by Neon Jin as dancing, so it is named Maiko. Only Neon Jin can make such a perverted interest.

Marinate and grill it according to the method of grilled eel, and sprinkle a little chili powder on it. It is simply a great dish to go with wine.

Just by listening to Yukinoshita's description, Mitsuha and Sakura seemed to taste the spicy and fragrant taste in their mouths. They both took a sip of beer at the same time, looked at each other, and understood each other's thoughts.

Immersed in the memories of her childhood friends, Yukino Yukinoshita had no idea what the two guys next to her were thinking. Her tender little white hand kept rising and falling in the water, as if she really saw her cute white loach.

"Xue No, don't be sad. When I was shopping today, I saw a store called Kikyoya. Let's go there with you tomorrow."

Yingliang consoled her earnestly.

"Hmm? Is it an aquarium? The name is a bit strange..."

Yukinoshita was a little confused, but she was immediately tempted. She thought that maybe it would be a good idea to buy another white loach.

"Ok?"

Sanye next to him looked over strangely and asked puzzledly:

"What aquarium? It's a restaurant that specializes in loach dishes. I saw a poster at the door today. There's Maiko Donburi, fried loach, and grilled loach..."

"You, you..."

A sudden dizziness hit Yukinoshita's brain, causing her little butt to slip and she almost fell into the hot spring.

"I will never eat loach! What's wrong with you? I'm talking about my pet! I keep it for my eyes, and I miss it, not its taste!"

The girl yelled angrily, and Mitsuha and Sakura next to her were so scared that they promised repeatedly that if they wanted to eat loaches in the future, they would do it secretly and would never be discovered.

Huh-huh-huh-

Looking at the two grinning people, Yukinoshita regretted very much why she didn't criticize Sakura and Mitsuha harshly when they were expressing their inner thoughts just now.

After all, it is the overly high moral bottom line that makes me feel comfortable.

The girl sighed in her heart. She was so angry that she wanted to keep silent. However, as a perfectionist, if she kept silent, the Prime Minister would be the one to be suffocated to death.

"Then one day when I was at school, my dad suddenly took a vacation. With nothing to do at home, he decided to help me change the water in the fish tank."

Yukinoshita's tone lowered:

"Although I only have one loach, the fish tank is very big. Dad uses a rubber tube to siphon the water out and then replace it with clean water."

"Isn't this great? I thought your dad ate your fish."

Sanye wondered, she thought if it was her father, he would do the same. Last year in Nara, when Yotsuba was playing with a paper net to catch goldfish at the festival, she was so lucky that she caught one. Later, when she got home, she loved it so much that she would put it on the table when eating, take it to the bathroom when taking a bath, and even put it in a bag and hold it when sleeping.

The mature, steady and reliable middle-aged man, Miyamizu-san, was jealous and tried to assassinate the poor little goldfish several times. Sanye wondered if Yotsuba would run away from home if her father succeeded in the assassination. Fortunately, before the father-daughter relationship broke down, the poor little goldfish died sensibly.

Even though Miyamizu Toshiki had a sufficient alibi, Yotsuba, that idiot, still interrogated his father for an hour. In the end, it was his grandmother who spoke the truth:

"You carry this fish around every day, it's going to scare the fish to death!"

This brought this farce to an end.

In comparison, Yukino's father, who had nothing better to do than help change the water, was like an angel. He was a real mature man.

Yukinoshita glanced at Mitsuha from the side and sighed.

"Yes, although my father's original intention was simply because he was bored, he did a good thing after all. When I got home that day, I heard him bragging about it. I thanked him very much and promised to praise him in front of the whole class next time the school asked us to describe our parents.

but……

After dinner, I returned to my room and read a book for a while. As usual, I turned my head to see the white loach performing the elevator-style floating performance for me, but I didn’t see the familiar figure. ”

Yamauchi Sakura exclaimed: "After all, he was eaten!"

Yukinoshita no longer had the energy to pay attention to Sakura's antics; she was immersed in the sadness of the past.

"I searched the entire fish tank but couldn't find it. I used a net to filter the water bit by bit but couldn't find it either."

Miyamizu Mitsuha guessed, "Did Mr. Yukinoshita accidentally draw out the water when he was pumping it out?"

Xue Nai looked at her with approval, nodded and said:

"That was the only explanation, so I immediately took a flashlight and looked outside the window, but found nothing. Finally, I checked the surveillance camera in the garden and found that the white loach was indeed brought to the garden outside by my father's rubber tube. It was still alive and kicking when it landed on the grass, but it was eaten by a stray cat passing by two minutes later."

"And then? Did you seek revenge on that cat?"

Mitsuha asked curiously. Based on the nostalgia for Bai Niu that Yukino had just expressed and the other party's serious personality, she would not feel strange at all even if she called the police to ask for a patrol to punish the cat.

"?"

Hearing this, Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Mitsuha in surprise and said strangely: "The cat ate it, so what? Can I stop the cat from eating it? Isn't it natural for cats to eat fish? If the cat wants to eat it, should I stop it?"

"????"

Miyamizu Mitsuha and Yamauchi Sakura's eyes widened immediately.

(／‵Д′)／~╧╧

Asshole, didn't you just act like you and Niu Qi were close friends? How come you changed your face so quickly?

The two of them had their mouths choked and didn't know what to say for a moment.

Yukinoshita didn't even look at the two of them, her expression full of nostalgia, and she said softly:

"It was a black and white cat, with a black left ear and a plum blossom-like pattern on its back, very beautiful. She jumped down from the wall of my house with just a light jump, landing very smoothly, and her limbs bent like springs to absorb all the energy. The pads on her feet must be very soft, and she must be a cat that is good at exercise and maintenance.

The way it chewed the loach was very elegant, like a professionally trained lady. It ate with great relish and enjoyment. Even my dad, who couldn't understand how cute kittens were, wanted to eat the loach dishes immediately after seeing it. Of course, I took care of it."

Yingliang and Mitsuha looked at each other speechlessly, thinking that this guy was a hopeless cat lover.

After describing the black and white cow cat for a long time, Yukinoshita said regretfully: "The most regrettable thing is that I had imagined that I could develop an underwater transportation tool based on the way the white loach floats up, but when I was looking up information, I saw a submarine. I was thinking that if there was any research result, I could name it the White Loach."

"Hahahaha~~"

Now Mitsuha and Sakura finally laughed. They didn't expect that Yukino could be so cute.

Like a relay, Sakura began to tell the two the story of how she and Kyosuke stole roses from their neighbor when they were children.

On the other side of the entertainment industry, after the absolutely powerful Mitsuha Miyamizu and Sakura Yamauchi left, the war between Eriri and Kasumigaoka began.

After watching the duel between Mitsuha and Sakura, the two of them tacitly modified the rules of the game.

Kasumigaoka made an invitation: "Let's play quiz ping pong."

"Is it a game where you play ball while answering questions?"

Eriri confirmed.

Although I don't know what this weird tradition is, you can see the scene of playing table tennis after taking a hot spring bath in various Japanese movies and TV shows. It is a must-have item like milk. Hojo Kyosuke once conducted in-depth research on this issue and interviewed some bathhouse owners and people who like to play table tennis after taking a bath. He got the following explanations:

First, people take different lengths of time in the bath, so the first person to come out will be bored, and at this time they need something that doesn't take up much space but can relieve boredom, and table tennis came into being. This is the answer given by the bathhouse owners.

Another one was told to him by many idiots in the Rage Angels: Because Japanese yukatas have a certain sexual connotation, when they are loose, more skin will be exposed, so they want to find a sport to make the yukata looser. Well, table tennis appeared.

But no matter what, because more and more people play it, all kinds of strange ways of playing table tennis have been invented.

Question and answer table tennis is one kind of game. In some places, it is also called ancient and modern things, which means that the questions cover ancient and modern times, the East and the West.

But it was obvious that a poor student like Eriri would never challenge an extremely evil witch in a field that she was not good at. She asked cautiously:

“Is there a limit to the scope of the problem?”

"No taboos!" Kasumigaoka responded generously.

"it is good!"

After a response, the two of them thought for a short while and then moved closer to Glass, whispering the questions they had thought of.

After playing rock-paper-scissors for the right to serve, Eriri proudly raised the small yellow ball.

Holding a notebook and a pencil, Nozomi looked at the questions on it, then looked at Eriri and Kasumigaoka, and she stammered, not daring to speak.

"Glass? What's wrong? Hurry up and start?"

Kasumigaoka asked doubtfully, and after thinking for a while, she suddenly realized and comforted him:

"Did that idiot Eriri ask some weird questions? Haha, don't worry, I have more knowledge and intelligence than her, so just ask without worry."

After saying this, she gave the kind-hearted Glass a "don't worry" smile to comfort her.

"Hum~"

On the other side, Ying Lili bared her little tiger teeth and sneered twice, but did not refute.

Glass looked down at the pile of questions on the notebook again, closed his eyes in some pain, gritted his teeth and shouted "Start!"

"first question!"

Glass boldly shouted out the problem:

"The name of a girl with black hair, red eyes, and a white headband who lives in a boy's house!"

“(☉_☉) Huh??”

Kasumigaoka Utaha, Naoka, and the others were all stunned, but the princess on the other side shouted out the answer without hesitation:

"Kasumigaoka Utaha!!"

"boom!"

The golden serve scored a point cleanly, and Kasumigaoka Utaha, who was unable to shout out the answer, was unable to swing the racket.

"Great~~"

Eriri cutely raised her feet and cheered.

"Wait a minute, what kind of nonsense question is this? Why don't you just say my name?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha shouted angrily.

"Ah? Some people are angry~~ Is it because they lost their memory because they lost to me?" (End of this chapter)