Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 810: In order to marry a high school girl, please become the emperor of Japan!

"You can do it secretly without being caught."

"Everyone around me would look at me with envy, and my friends would give me the hard-earned money every day and ask me to introduce them to someone."

"While slacking off and stealing salary, I can also enjoy the white and tender waist of my girlfriend when she is laughing and playing with her equally beautiful and youthful classmates. Even if someone around me notices their obscene gaze, I can just brush it off by saying that I care about the students' mental health."

"The most important thing is that I don't have to spend money to buy JK uniforms because my girlfriend is a serious high school girl."

"My name is Onizuka Eikichi, I'm 22 years old, unmarried, and suffer from night dew."

"This is the self-introduction I prepared. What do you think, Brother Hojo?"

After mumbling all this, Onizuka Eikichi shook his head and turned to look at his elder brother and asked. In his hand, he was holding a fish he had just caught in the sea and was eating it raw.

"GuluGulu——"

"By the way, the meat of this fish is so sweet. What kind of fish is it?"

He looked at the fishing consultant Hana Ayukawa next to him.

"It should be white mullet, right? This fish is delicious when used to make soup."

Ayukawa Hana answered subconsciously, and then suddenly realized:

"Wait, why can you actually catch fish?"

The girl's eyes widened suddenly. Even Eikichi Onizuka's perverted remarks were not as shocking as this incident.

He jumped into the sea wearing a life jacket as if it was completely nonsense. Did he really become a giant bionic fish bait as the other party said before?

Hojo Kyosuke patted the platypus girl's shoulder, which was smooth. Although she was often exposed to wind and sun, the girl's youth was invincible.

"Keep a calm mind, this is what a comedian is like. You can doubt his IQ, but don't doubt his vitality."

Ayukawa Hana, who had gradually integrated into the atmosphere, understood this sentence very well, so she was no longer shocked. She just quietly moved her small stool away from the pervert who fantasized about becoming a high school teacher and marrying a high school girl, and moved closer to the freshman Hojo Kyosuke.

Onizuka Eikichi didn't seem to notice at all. He tore off another large piece of fish with his sharp teeth and swallowed it while thinking:

"But after thinking about it, it seems a bit inappropriate to say this."

Ayukawa Hana said happily: "You finally realized that this idea is too perverted?"

"No, think about it, high school girls generally like those who play music, right? So if you want to leave a deep impression right away, you should speak out like a flood."

Onizuka Eikichi frowned and muttered to his good friend Danma Ryuji who was squatting side by side for a while before bursting into laughter:

"Well, it's decided, let's put it this way."

"My name is Onitsuka Eikichi, I'm 22 years old, unmarried, and my specialties are playing rock music with the exhaust pipe of a motorcycle, belly dancing on a motorcycle, and if the audience is a -year-old high school girl, I can also perform electric eye movements."

"What do you think? Ms. Ayukawa, as an active female high school student, if you meet such an excellent and handsome teacher, would you be tempted to date him?"

Ayukawa Hana's big deep blue eyes were filled with disbelief, and she said with great disdain:

"Are you a pervert? The captain and I are very familiar with each other. Do you know what will happen if you offend fishermen at sea? Or are you confident that you can swim faster than the Jasmine?"

"..."

"GuluGulu——"

Onizuka Eikichi threw the last fish head into his mouth, chewed it up in a few bites, turned around and asked with a smile:

"Captain, what do you think? As the most popular man among all the female high school students in Japan, you should be able to say something that will be very helpful to me, right? You don't want to see your dear subordinate, me, lonely for the rest of my life, right?"

"You... don't you have a girlfriend? Did the seawater get into your head when you were in the ocean just now?"

Hojo Kyosuke's expression was not very good. It was really embarrassing to have such a perverted subordinate. How about getting this guy drunk and leaving him on the offshore embankment? Didn't Hana just say that? Every year in Japan, there are many idiots who forget the time while fishing and are drowned by the rising tide. Doesn't Onitsuka meet the requirements?

"It's different!"

Onitsuka muttered:

"Although Tianzi is very cute and has a great figure... she is a female college student!"

"Only older uncles like female college students. A man with unlimited energy like me should be devoted to high school girls."

"..."

Hojo Kyosuke's forehead was covered with black lines. He was a broad-minded man who could tolerate female college students and even female teachers. He could not stand Onitsuka's discriminatory remarks. But he didn't want to be misunderstood by the girl as a pervert like Onitsuka because there was a new friend sitting next to him. So he just said with a dark face:

"If Chino and Oosaka heard you say this, they would definitely fight you to death."

The first time I took those two to Miki's restaurant for dinner, they were so envious that they almost cried.

"Look, look, it turns out that only older uncles like this..."

"Plop——Hua——"

Hojo Kyosuke kicked a pervert into the water with just one kick.

Just when Hana Ayukawa breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to cook a fish for sushi to enjoy, Onizuka Eikichi had already appeared on the embankment like all the funny characters, and spoke again with a serious face:

"There is another problem. If an adult male and a high school girl date and have sex without the approval of their guardian or an engagement, they will be convicted of adultery, which is a very serious matter."

"real or fake?"

The platypus girl widened her eyes and said in disbelief:

"You guys actually know the law?"

Onitsuka smiled proudly: "Haha, please allow me to introduce you to the military advisor of the Rage Angel, one-third of the General's brain, the cunning fox, Tetsuta Kisaki! My brother is a genius who has memorized all the laws of Japan! Otherwise, why do you think I haven't been to jail yet?"

"Asshole! Since you know it's against the law, why don't you give up such a perverted idea!?"

"NoNoNo! The law also states that as long as the relationship is serious, you can still marry a high school girl. The key is how to determine whether it is a serious relationship and whether marriage is a prerequisite. This is very difficult to determine. After all, the only criterion that can be determined is whether the guardian's consent has been obtained. But it is obvious that every parent's first reaction after hearing that their daughter is dating their teacher is definitely to call the police."

As Onizuka Eikichi spoke, his face became darker and darker, and his tone became more sorrowful:

"The end result is that your life will be ruined. Not to mention the female high school students, even the female teachers you work with will become delusional! So it is obvious that your understanding of the law is not complete, Ayukawa-san. This is the difference between you and me."

Ayukawa Hana listened in amazement, her pupils flickering, and she was deeply shocked.

"Yingji, you've grown a lot in college!"

Hojo Kyosuke patted his subordinate's shoulder and sighed.

"Yes."

Onitsuka Eikichi sighed, then looked at his elder brother with admiration and said:

“The more I learn, the more I appreciate Big Brother’s wisdom.”

Just as someone was about to smile reservedly, he heard a pervert say:

"Although there are rules that male teachers can't date female high school students, there are absolutely no rules that male high school students can't date female teachers. Brother, you are a complete genius!"

"When I heard that you didn't want to stay in East City after high school, I thought you were tired of living without a girl around you. I didn't expect that you expanded your hunting range to the entire universe!"

"..."

The corners of Ayukawa Hana's mouth twitched as she moved her stool away from the two people who seemed increasingly abnormal.

Onizuka Eikichi's face shone with wisdom, and he announced his plan loudly:

"Since it is not legal for adult men to date high school girls, I will get a college diploma and become a high school teacher before I reach adulthood!"

"Wow! You're amazing, Yingji!"

Danma Ryuji clapped his hands and looked at his good brother in shock. He didn't expect that there would be such a solution.

"Haha, it took me a long time to think of this!"

Eikichi Onizuka smiled embarrassedly.

Ayukawa Hana sat down next to Hojo Kyosuke at some point and asked in a low voice:

"Well, Mr. Hojo, if I remember correctly, Mr. Onizuka seems to have just graduated from high school and entered university. If you are so obsessed with high school girls, why didn't you work hard in high school? Or maybe it's not too late to go to university now? I've heard of some of my classmates dating college students too."

The girl finally broke free from Onizuka Eikichi's mental trap and realized this huge blind spot.

Why do you have to risk breaking the law to do such a thing? Why do you risk your life to graduate from college within a year to find loopholes in the law? Why don't you take the shortcut that is available?

"..."

Is it really possible?

This question instantly silenced Hojo Kyosuke. He recalled that it seemed that when he first met Onizuka in junior high school, the other party already had this dream.

After thinking about it carefully, he got the answer.

Hmm...it seems like it was because high school student Onizuka couldn't chase girls, and then he read the story of "Mr. F" in an unknown magazine, and learned that high school teachers can easily chase female high school students, so he has always regarded it as his lifelong pursuit.

So embarrassing...

I can't even say this! People who know him know that Onizuka Eikichi is an idiot so he believes everything he is told. People who don't know him think that he is a loser with no ability who can only rely on his mature social experience to deceive high school girls.

After thinking for a while, Hojo Kyosuke said calmly:

"Onitsuka, he has been thinking about how old he will be thirteen years from now. He is a man with foresight."

Ayukawa Hana nodded and said thoughtfully: "I see~"

"No way! Do you think I would say that?! Why not just add thirteen to your age?"

Hojo Kyosuke burst into laughter: "The truth is that the guy is an idiot. If you try to think about the logic behind his actions, you will get nothing but a headache in the end."

While the two were chatting and laughing, Onizuka had already finished his victory speech, and a bunch of Rampage Angels members around him all had look of admiration on their faces.

They walked up to Hojo Kyosuke and bowed together:

"General! Please abolish that damn law as soon as you become the emperor of Neon! I beg you!"

“I really need your help!”

"Thank you for your hard work!"

After bowing skillfully three times, a group of idiots stared at their boss with embarrassed eyes, waiting for his answer.

"..."

Hojo Kyosuke just felt angry. It turned out that these idiots also knew that it was absolutely impossible for them to complete college education and become high school teachers before adulthood with their abilities, so they found another way and set their sights on him?

"I have recorded everything that just happened. If you have a girlfriend, I will send it to your girlfriends later. If you don't have a girlfriend, I will send it to your mothers. Now, disband!"

He waved his hand to signal the bastards to get out of here, which immediately caused a wailing sound.

The scene of loving father and filial son made Ayukawa Hana laugh out loud.

There's no hope for these guys. They really are hopeless.

Hojo Kyosuke nodded, extremely certain.

In the end, they didn't go fishing all night. After drinking so much and jumping into the water to play for a long time, they were afraid that they would have to lie in bed during the national competition. Hata Goro and others would not allow the big brother to be monopolized by the baseball team. Maybe when they were drinking and fooling around, the guys like Tsuchiya were still training.

The few fish caught here and there were made into sashimi by Hojo Kyosuke. As long as you are not afraid of parasites, the fresh sea fish sliced ​​into crystal clear slices and added with various seasonings is really delicious. You can drink a can of beer with just one piece of fish.

Hojo Kyosuke's superb knife skills and exclusive dipping sauce caused the platypus girl to exclaim repeatedly, and she kept saying that they must come fishing together again in the future, and that they must not bring those big eaters.

After packing up, I cleaned up the garbage on the offshore embankment and filled two large bags. There was no way to deal with the garbage in the sea, as it had been eaten by fish long ago.

The pink boat Jasmine began to sail back to the sea. There were still a few live fish swimming in the box at the feet of Hojo Kyosuke. Don't get me wrong, they were not caught. He had never hung anything on his fishing rod except for the Onizuka. He asked the captain to cast the net to catch them after he could no longer bear it. He couldn't catch any fish and return home. Otherwise, Mitsuha's father would laugh at him to death.

While on the boat, he sent a message to his family's group chat, but no one responded.

He knew that not everyone was asleep, because Yotsuba would never sleep unless someone else told her to, and this loyal sister would definitely reply to him.

Then there is a problem, the girls must be planning something for me.

After landing, I gave all the fishing gear to Ayukawa Hana as a gift. Anyway, they would not fish anymore, so swimming was fine. The hotel car was already waiting there, and Xisaki could finally enjoy his top-notch hot spring hotel that cost 400,000 yuan a night. I hope his eyes are still open.

Hojo Kyosuke also wandered towards Sakurananiwa-sou. The seaside at night is really suitable for a walk. (End of this chapter)