manynovel Chapter 808: Hojo Kyosuke: Yes, my fists can't tell the difference between boys and girls
Chapter 808: Hojo Kyosuke: Yes, my fists can't tell the difference between boys and girls
After falling in love, Eikichi Onizuka lived a very happy life. His weight had exceeded 100 kilograms and was heading towards 200 kilograms. His huge body slammed directly into the dark sea, splashing water several meters high, and he dived into the deep sea with his life jacket.
Ayukawa Hana quickly ran to the embankment and looked out. According to her common sense, as long as she was wearing a life jacket, she would float up quickly even if she sank into the water for a moment.
But unexpectedly, apart from a few white bubbles popping out, Onizuka Eikichi disappeared as if he was swallowed by the sea. Only the constantly rolling reel of the fishing rod in Hojo Kyosuke's hand could prove that Onizuka was still not "unhooked".
The other people who were still fishing also put away their fishing rods and came over to watch. Hojo Kyosuke held the fishing rod steadily, and from time to time he would reel in the line as Ayukawa Hana taught him, but as soon as he reeled in the line a little bit, the fishing rod would be stretched to its limit.
"Why hasn't it floated up yet? Could it be dead?"
Ayukawa Hana was a little frightened.
The girl's words caused the people in the Runaway Angels to laugh together. They said things like "Onitsuka is not a man who would die so easily", "If that guy were to die, he would die next to a woman, preferably on a motorcycle", and "Maybe he froze to death under the bridge because he couldn't pay the rent".
Ayukawa Hanari, who had already seen through the nature of these guys, ignored them and turned to look at Hojo Kyosuke, who smiled and shook his head without further explanation.
In the dark sea, Onizuka Eikichi's cheeks puffed up like a toad. He put his hands together and thrust them downwards, then tried his best to push the sea water behind him, relying on brute force to fight against the life jacket and his own buoyancy.
After a while, he finally stopped using his hands and feet, allowing the life jacket to bring him to the surface.
"Great!"
Ayukawa Hana almost cried with joy, these guys were really outrageous, she didn't want to witness it with her own eyes.
Just as the girl was about to call for the captain to come and save her, she heard Onizuka Eikichi shouting in the water:
"General! It's so dark that I can't see anything. Throw a flashlight down to me!"
"Wait a minute, without diving equipment and a spear gun and harpoon you can't..."
Ayukawa Hana had just said half of her words when she saw a beam of light circling and flying into the water.
"then!"
Hatagoro shouted loudly:
"Bring back my three-meter-long tuna!"
In the water, Onizuka Eikichi jumped up like a dolphin and bit the flashlight with his steel teeth.
"OK!!"
After shouting, the guy dived into the water again.
Hojo Kyosuke quickly turned on the reel and let out the line. He had a feeling that he would definitely catch a big fish this time!
The girl with the platypus hair had completely given up on communicating with this group of people. She carried her fishing rod to the other side of the embankment and started fishing, but she was obviously overthinking...
"Asshole! Your fishing line is entangled with mine! Get out of here!"
"Huh? Isn't it your shameless fishing line that has to come over to find my fishing line? Are you crazy? It was you who bumped into me last time we went for a ride!"
"Tie Mie! Are you really seeking revenge? Eh! You are such a petty-minded man! How could I have a friend like you!"
"..."
Two members of the Runaway Angels were quarreling fiercely.
"You two! If you want to make a scene, move aside. My fishing line is tangled!"
The person affected shouted angrily, and then the two people who had been arguing looked at him and said disdainfully:
"A guy who interrupts others in a fight is even more shameless than a mistress!"
"??? You two idiots, stop swinging your fishing rods around while talking!"
"..."
Ayukawa Hana quietly moved away from this chaotic place, but...
“Hiss—Ahhhhhh!! It hurts, it hurts!”
A scream was heard, and the girl turned her head and saw a man's face hooked by a fishhook. For an instant, a huge phantom pain appeared on her face.
"hiss……"
The girl closed her big eyes and quickly put down her fishing rod and wanted to go forward to help, but the guy whose face was hooked had already run away screaming and chasing the owner of the hook.
"You idiot, I'm going to kill you!"
At least... take the fishhook off your face first...
Ayukawa Hana raised her hands, looking helpless. What was even more speechless was that the guy holding the fishing rod also ran away madly, shouting triumphantly as he ran:
"I caught a big fish. Hirata became a big fish and I caught him~~"
This immediately caused the others to laugh out loud, so Hirata Shuntaka, who had been hooked on the face, became even more angry and chased after them. As the two of them ran, they affected the others who were fishing quietly. For a while, everyone was in chaos.
"..."
Ayukawa Hana silently covered her face and sighed deeply.
Is this the way to cultivate your sentiments and enjoy quiet fishing?
She knelt and sat on a small stool, which was the same orange color as her tank top.
"Have some tea and take a rest. These troublesome guys are really a bother to you."
A clear and bright voice sounded in the girl's ears. She turned around and saw a handsome face that was so handsome that it made her dazed.
Bastard! You are not a worry-free person either!
Ayukawa Hana almost flipped the table, but in the end she just laughed speechlessly. It turns out that people really can't help laughing when they are speechless.
"Thank you."
She raised her hand and took the yellow drink from Teacher Hojo.
Strange, did they buy tea drinks before?
As this question rang in her mind, the cool and stimulating liquid was already flowing on her tongue.
"puff--"
The girl sprayed out the wine in an unladylike manner, then turned around, raised her wine glass, stared at someone with wide eyes, and said angrily:
"Is this tea? Is this tea? I ask you, is this tea?"
"Ok?"
Hojo Kyosuke looked at the other party in confusion, then lowered his head to look at the Sapporo beer on the ground beside him, and asked tentatively:
"Do you want Asahi beer?"
Ayukawa Hana yelled madly, "Who wants beer? I want tea! Oolong tea!"
Someone nodded and apologized quickly:
"I'm sorry, I underestimated you, Ayukawa-san."
Looking at Hojo teacher's sincere expression, Ayukawa Hana felt a little guilty for a moment, wondering if she was annoyed by those people and took out her emotions on Hojo teacher.
Maybe, Hojo-sensei's friends all drink beer as tea?
Thinking of this, she decided to apologize to Mr. Hojo later.
After a while, Hojo Kyosuke came over from the supply department with a cup of brown and clear drink. When they boarded the ship, almost everyone carried a large box, and the food was packed in an insulated box, and the drinks were also kept warm in an insulated box filled with ice.
Ayukawa Hana took a casual look and confirmed that it was indeed the color of oolong tea, which made her feel even more guilty.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Hojo, I misunderstood you just now." The girl said embarrassedly.
“Ah…? Ah? It’s okay, it’s okay…”
Hojo Kyosuke blinked his eyes, not knowing what he was going to forgive, but anyway, he just forgave it.
He handed over the drink in his hand and said with a smile:
"You guys should be pretty quiet when you're fishing, right?"
Ayukawa Hana smiled and looked around. It was a noisy scene everywhere. From time to time, people who were fishing quietly were pulled into a fight by the people next to them, and there were also people who couldn't drink much and were squatting by the embankment, fishing like crazy.
The girl smiled brightly: "Although I'm a little uncomfortable, I still feel quite happy."
"Haha, it's hard to quiet these guys down. They are just a bunch of noise makers and a headache."
Hojo Kyosuke smiled.
Ayukawa Hana held the cold glass in her hand, but her heart was burning with gossip, and she asked curiously:
"The girls who just had a video call with Mr. Hojo should also be in Atami, right?"
There is no young person in Japan who is not concerned or curious about the love affairs of Hojo Kyosuke, the youngest great writer of the Heisei era.
Hojo Kyousuke said frankly, "Yes, we are here on vacation together. We drove all the way here from Tokyo this morning."
The platypus girl became even more excited when she heard this, and quickly said:
"Then why don't you bring them here to fish with you? Miss Yamauchi and the others should also like lively places, right?"
The scene of a group of people playing with Yamauchi Sakura was still lingering in her mind.
"Ah, well..."
Hojo Kyosuke hesitated for a moment and said:
"Sakura and the others do like the hustle and bustle, and the fishing is pretty good too."
"Right, right! I'll be a very good fishing teacher!"
"but……"
Hojo Kyosuke looked at the girl next to him, then looked away at the sea in front of him and sighed:
"But these idiots are a little too noisy. I'm worried that Sakura and the others might suffer hearing loss..."
"what?"
"Besides, it's already so late. For girls of their age, going to bed too late is not good for their body and mind, so I didn't let them come together."
"what???"
"Haha, Ayukawa-san thinks the same way, right? Don't you know that one of my friends is...oh, you should know her since you often read gossip magazines? She is the author of my novel poster. She had problems with her physical development because she often stayed up late. After I found out, I made sure she went to bed early and got up late every day. Then she went from being an elementary school student to a junior high... high school student."
"???"
The more Hana Ayukawa listened, the more frowns she felt, and she couldn't help but look down at her chest.
The orange tank top formed a graceful curve on her chest. Yes, "graceful" was a rather reserved word. Ayukawa Hana, who was already a senior in high school, certainly knew that for some gifted girls, the adjectives that should be used at this time were "seductive" or "hot".
"Wait? Is it because I often go fishing at night?"
The girl's eyes suddenly widened and her mouth opened in disbelief.
"what?"
Someone asked doubtfully.
Ayukawa Hana covered her mouth in panic, shook her long hair that looked like a platypus tail, and snorted, "Nothing!"
Ah! It's so infuriating! He doesn't let his girlfriends go fishing because he's worried that staying up late will be bad for his health. What about me? Is my health the only thing that matters to fish?
I'm so kind to teach you how to fish!
Although she knew that they were just casual acquaintances who knew each other by name, the girl still couldn't help but feel indignant. It wasn't that she was too ignorant, but that Hojo Kyosuke's undisguised doting on those girls was too exaggerated. When strangers and couples passing by on the street heard this, the girl couldn't help but get angry at the boys.
What's more, the target is a boy like Hojo Kyosuke who is a national idol.
Really...
No wonder even though people know that Hojo Kyosuke might be having multiple relationships at the same time, there are basically no people scolding him on the Internet.
See, when it comes to staying up all night fishing, I only look for my idiotic friends and the unknown female passers-by I meet in the fishing tackle shop.
Whenever he encounters something fun and interesting like a special forces landing on the beach, he would immediately make a video call and let the girl on the other end, who might have already washed up and put on a facial mask, get to know the "commander".
Wow wow wow, I'm so mad!
Calm down, calm down, fishermen don't need love. How can you have time to fish when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What should you do if your girlfriend calls you when there is a rare high tide? What should you do if you meet a friend who rents a fishing boat for free while shopping?
Ayukawa Hana kept comforting herself in her heart, and then picked up the cold oolong tea. She needed to use the cool liquid to cool down her angry heart.
But as soon as the glass came to her lips, a strong smell of alcohol wafted into her nose.
"..."
The girl's eyelids drooped slightly, and her big deep blue eyes actually had a sense of calmness and solemnity.
"Is this oolong tea?" she asked calmly.
Hojo Kyosuke smiled slightly: "Yes."
Ayukawa Hana also laughed: "Why do I smell alcohol? Strong alcohol at that?"
"What are you talking about? Isn't this the color of oolong tea? Isn't it normal for different oolong teas to smell different? Otherwise, why are there so many different types of oolong tea in convenience stores?"
Hojo Kyosuke was surprised, as if he couldn't understand why someone didn't know this situation.
"..."
It’s hard, the fist is hard!
Ayukawa Hana's hands on her thighs were clenched into fists.
Seeing that the girl's emotions were about to get out of control, Hojo Kyosuke quickly comforted her:
"They're the same color, they're both liquid, and they both taste pretty much the same. Maybe after today you'll start to like them, too."
Ayukawa Hana stared at the crystal liquid in her hand in silence for two seconds, then suddenly spoke:
"So what is this?"
"Oolong tea... Oolong tea made from vodka and whiskey."
Hojo Kyosuke said honestly, and then in front of Hana Ayukawa's incredulous gaze, the man beside him became more and more proud as he spoke:
"You don't know, the oolong tea that Onitsuka and the other idiots used to deceive me at the beginning didn't look like oolong tea at all. Whiskey must be darker in color. Most of the Suntory ones are not very good. Adding vodka to it makes the color even lighter. And the darker ones can be directly pretended to be cola. If I wasn't worried that the idiot Eriri wouldn't even smell the taste and would drink it directly, I would have..."
"Teacher Hojo..."
Ayukawa Hana suddenly interrupted.
"Ah? What's wrong?"
"Have any girls ever told you that you really have two different faces towards girls you like and girls you don't like?"
"Haha, I've never heard of such a thing."
Hojo Kyosuke laughed:
"They will only say that I am a completely different person to people other than the girl I like, and I am a gender equality advocate~" (End of this chapter)