manynovel Chapter 694 Threatening and teasing
Chapter 694 Threatening and teasing
"Then I'm leaving?"
"You really don't want a goodbye kiss?"
Hojo Kyosuke stood at the entrance of the apartment, turned around and asked with amusement.
On the bed, Mitsuha Miyamizu was still lying motionless. Her nightgown had already been soaked with sweat and stuck tightly to her body, revealing her graceful body. Her exquisite curves made Hojo Kyosuke reluctant to look away.
Hearing the voice, the weak girl straightened up while trying to suppress the discomfort in her lower body.
"Bye, bye, bye! My lips are all swollen from kissing, I don't know if I can recover tomorrow, Kyousuke, you don't even know how to feel sorry for me!"
Miss Miko accused.
Hojo Kyosuke subconsciously stuck out his tongue and licked his lips. The burning feeling passed into his brain, and his originally thin lips turned into "sexy fat lips".
You really have the nerve to turn the tables...
He muttered to himself but didn't dare say it out loud. It would be bad if he made Sanye angry and embarrassed.
"Then I'll be leaving first. I'll take good care of Yotsuba, don't worry."
"You are Yotsuba's biological sister, why should I worry about you? Go away, go away, bye!"
Sanye urged her again and again, and the discomfort in her lower body made her face so red that blood was about to drip out.
"Hahaha~"
Hojo Kyosuke smiled and opened the door, but the next moment.
call out--
The magic of teleportation reappeared, and with just one step, he rushed to the bedside and sucked hard on Miyamizu Mitsuha's red lips. Before the girl could react, he ran away again, closing and locking the door in one go.
"Really..."
The burning pain on her lips made the girl smile sweetly. She complained with her mouth, but her eyes were full of happiness.
Just as she was about to stand up, she felt a sticky feeling inside her panties. Miss Miko looked embarrassed and her brain was stuck for a second as she pondered whether she should wipe it with a tissue first or take a shower directly.
"Ah~ I should have let Kyousuke carry me to the bathroom. Doesn't that guy love taking baths the most..."
Miyamizu Mitsuha muttered softly and trotted towards the bathroom on tiptoe.
According to the reliable intelligence recorder Ms. Miyamizu Yotsuba, there is a shrine maiden who takes a bath when she wakes up in the morning, after lunch, after a nap, after going out to buy ice cream, after finishing her homework... According to incomplete statistics, except on abnormal days, a certain shrine maiden (Miyamizu Mitsuha) takes a bath at least five times a day, and the next day she will slander her smart, cute, upright and kind sister for secretly using her shower gel.
After walking out of the room and taking a look at the city outside at night, Hojo Kyosuke walked into the elevator. Feeling a slight sense of weightlessness, Hojo Kyosuke touched his mouth, reminiscing about it reluctantly.
To be honest, his panties were also a little wet, but not as exaggerated as Mitsuha's. It is normal for good brothers to drool when seeing delicious food. Hojo Kyosuke will not despise his good brothers, but will severely criticize this ruthless and incorrect society!
After rejecting the apartment manager's offer to sell him cheap condoms, he walked to the roadside and soon saw a familiar license plate.
In fact, they were not cheap stuff. It’s just that the guy knew that Hojo Kyosuke was a famous person, and thought that if Hojo really accepted them, he would put the remaining ones for sale online, with a label saying “Hojo Kyosuke said they were good after using them.”
"Private Marseille, sorry to have kept you waiting, Chief!"
Shunshin Hirata quickly got out of the car and opened the door. Even though he had been busy all day, the strong man was still full of energy.
"It's ok."
Hojo Kyosuke got in the car and asked with a smile about the situation of his father-in-law, mother-in-law and their daughters. He also asked about the dinner with Rampage Angel and Beichen Ittoryu. He got satisfactory answers. Xisaki never disappoints when it comes to details.
"I won't go out again tonight, you can go play with them later."
He smiled and said that because he had to take charge, Hirata drank less and less frequently. Even at every party, he would make sure that he did not need the car before drinking.
"Hi!"
Hirata didn't say any polite words. After giving a clear and neat answer, he began to praise his elder brother's performance today.
"...Really, when I saw that old guy jumping out on TV, I almost smashed the TV. Of course, it's not that I don't trust the General Manager, I'm just very angry! Fortunately, you are strong enough, the old guy is dead this time. Tomorrow I will buy all the newspapers and feast on his reports!"
This is what Masashi Tsuruta practiced during the award ceremony.
"...Although he is still weaker than the Chief, Mr. Daidoji is indeed a good guy. I will have a good fight with him later to let him know that the Chief is not the only strong person in the organization. The most regrettable thing is that I was not beaten up by the Chief tonight. Sigh, watching those people being chopped by the Chief, I am addicted to it. I am so anxious that my mouth is dry..."
"If you're thirsty, drink more."
Hojo Kyosuke's mouth twitched. There were too many people tonight, so he deprived his subordinates of the opportunity to be beaten up by him, and promised to chop them for ten more minutes next time. Otherwise, these guys said that they must make a big fuss (get chopped) in the Beichen Ittoryu gym.
There are not many cars on the road at this point, and the sound insulation in the car is very good, so it is very quiet.
He lazily leaned back in his chair, listening to Hirata's chatter while cooling his lips with the iced cola he just bought. He had not forgotten the last time he was caught by Shiyu when he returned home from a date with Mitsuha, so he had to cover it up a little this time, although he expected Shiyu would not wait to arrest him.
"...Then I'll take my leave now!"
Hirata Shunryu bowed 90 degrees, straightened his back and stood straight:
"Finally! Congratulations to big brother for winning the Neon Mystery Writers Association Award! Congratulations to big brother for becoming the seventh generation of the Hokushin Ittoryu!"
"Oh not much!"
He bent down heavily again, his voice was not loud but extremely excited.
Hojo Kyosuke curled the corners of his mouth, took a step forward, patted his subordinate on the shoulder, and said thank you solemnly.
The black car slid silently out of the street. Hojo Kyosuke took out his mobile phone and operated it a few times before opening the door.
He walked into the courtyard and opened the door carefully without ringing the alarm bell.
Looking around, he sighed in despair.
Sure enough, the biological defense line was declared a complete failure.
It is more reliable to expect Rocket San San to come than to expect Momotaro to be able to look after the house.
Without the doorbell, the puppy that he had high hopes for would become a decoration.
The living room was brightly lit, and a cartoon was playing on the TV with the volume turned down. A bag of unfinished potato chips was left open on the coffee table, but the strange thing was that Hojo Kyousuke didn't see any human figures. Of course, there was no dog either. Every detail showed that there was someone in the living room, but now it was empty, as if a ghost had disappeared.
Fortunately, even if he didn't see anyone, Hojo Kyosuke knew who was left behind. It wasn't because of the cartoons on TV, but because of the open potato chips. The family was full of girls, not to mention Sakura and Naoko, even girls like Kasumigaoka and Yukino who looked like mature women, loved to eat potato chips. The potato chips in Hojo Kyosuke's house were like cola, they were purchased in large quantities every time, and occasionally they would make their own.
"Swish, swish, swish, I am a happy cleaner~~"
A cheerful humming sound came from the Japanese-style room on the left side of the entrance. Hojo Kyosuke's eyes suddenly widened, and he opened his mouth and subconsciously lowered the sound of his breathing. He took off his shoes quietly, walked up the stairs and looked over there.
This sight almost scared him to death.
Snail Girl... No, Ying Lili!
Eriri is cleaning!
Oh my god! What happened? Could it be that the door of Ruyi Liao suddenly connected to a parallel world?
Hojo Kyosuke's mind was confused. The scene before him was too unbelievable.
I saw the petite Eriri wearing an apron with anime characters printed on it. She raised her white feet and wiped the locker back and forth with a feather duster held high. Her little head was wrapped tightly in a blue and white floral scarf, with only two golden ponytails showing at the end.
After just one look, Hojo Kyosuke concluded that the headscarf must have been made by Nozomi, because there was no way this guy could do that.
Someone's inner confusion was unknown to others, while Eriri was standing on tiptoe, waving a feather duster, her cute little face full of excitement. She didn't worry about dust falling into her mouth at all, and continued to hum while cleaning:
"La la la la~ Dust, dust, go away! I'm going to clean the floor. Kilikili, it's shiny and bright. I'm a great cleaner~~"
“Boo-boo-boo~boo~~”
The sound of dogs barking sounded like a harmony. Hojo Kyosuke looked down and saw that all four of his biological defenses were jumping up at the same time, with the dog's head raised and singing very passionately.
It must be said that although this is obviously a made-up song and the tune is not right, it is indeed rich in emotions. Hojo Kyosuke easily felt Eriri's love for cleaning while listening to it.
Is this guy possessed?
While holding up his mobile phone to record the video, Hojo Kyosuke was thinking whether he needed to use a "factory format reset" to restore Eriri to normal.
He thought for about two minutes and forty-three seconds, and when Eriri put down the feather duster with a serious expression, stopped singing and put on a serious face, he retracted his phone.
Hmm? Did this guy notice me peeking? Impossible, even my biological defenses didn't notice it, how could a nearsighted Ying Lili notice it?
Hojo Kyosuke found it unbelievable and thought that he must have really traveled through time, otherwise how could he have seen so many incredible things.
After waiting for another half a minute, Ying Lili was holding a feather duster, her little face was tense, her willow-like golden eyebrows were wrinkled, and her expression became more solemn.
What on earth was she thinking? Did she finally realize that her behavior was very un-Eri-ri?
Hojo Kyosuke observed quietly.
About half a minute later, Hojo Kyosuke saw Eriri sigh.
"Well, forget it. Who else but a super genius like me can create a new song in such a short time? One is enough. That's enough."
"Hey, I'm such a genius."
After another sigh, the girl raised the feather duster again, and a simple smile of a worker appeared on her little face again.
"Swish, swish, swish, I am a happy cleaner~~"
The cheerful song sounded again and began to play back.
puff~~
Hojo Kyosuke almost couldn't hold back his laughter, even he almost couldn't hold it back.
After all this time, Ying Lili has run out of words to sing, hahahaha.
Just as he was about to raise his phone, a message suddenly came in. He clicked it and saw a thumbs-up from "Aunt Sayuri". Yes, with his style, he would of course share the risk before being forced by Eriri to delete the video!
After thinking about it, he decided not to continue recording since the "MV" had already been recorded once.
Someone with evil intentions smiled maliciously, and then started to make sounds, "Ss ...
He actually started singing along. The blonde girl over there was either too happy or too focused on cleaning and didn't notice at all. The originally pleasant song was little bit distracted by the tone-deaf guy. Even the biological defense line on the ground seemed to have something wrong. It jumped again, but only jumped three feet and fell to the ground with a pia.
Finally, the happy house cleaner turned into a vinegar sweeping rack that was about to fall down, and the working people could no longer be happy.
"Ahhhhhhhhh, my beautiful song!"
Eriri turned around suddenly, raised the feather duster high, and rushed towards Hojo Kyosuke with bared teeth and claws.
Well, it turns out that the princess had already discovered someone who had secretly entered, but out of generosity and kindness, she gave the humble chores a chance to sing in chorus. Unexpectedly, the sincere kindness was exchanged for a detuned and biased performance.
"Aniki! Aniki! When did you come back? Why didn't you ask me to pick you up?!"
The furry puppy also rushed over screaming.
[The biological defense line has fallen! ]
"Hahahahaha, you can't blame me for this, it's all because you're too weak, Eriri! You don't have the ability to resist interference at all!"
Hojo Kyosuke caught the little golden retriever that flew towards him with a playful smile, not at all willing to take the blame.
Ok? !
Ying Lili's eyebrows were raised. Great, you dare to talk back when you don't obey the curfew! You are rebelling against Tian Gang, right?
The feather duster was held high and hit Hojo Kyosuke hard, then it landed lightly on his back.
"You still remember to come back! You still remember to come back?!"
With one rhetorical question after another, the feather duster, seemingly gentle but actually not fierce at all, hit Hojo Kyosuke with all its might.
Ah~~ I finally shouted it out, it feels so good~~~
Ying Lili cheered in her heart. She had waited all night long just to say this. Who knows how much gold is in this sentence "You still remember to come back"? It not only represents her identity as a mistress, but also contains the wife's worry and concern for her husband, and takes into account both coquetry and grievance...
This shout will definitely make the stupid clerk kneel down and apologize in guilt. Then, I, who am generous and clever, can take the opportunity to harvest countless promises and make the clerk sign an unequal agreement!
Hehehe~Ahahahahaha~~~
Ying Lili thought happily in her heart.
"Ah - it hurts!"
Suddenly a scream interrupted the princess' beautiful fantasy. Looking at the painful expression on Hojo Kyosuke's face, she was so scared that she stopped immediately.
"What, what happened? Did I hurt you?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean it, I thought... ahhh, where does it hurt? Kyousuke, where does it hurt?"
The girl threw away the feather duster and fumbled around Hojo Kyosuke in panic.
"It's not Eriri's fault. It seems like she got hurt accidentally when she went to Hokushin Ittoryu tonight."
The generous and cunning Lord Hojo Kyosuke rescued Eriri from the vortex of guilt.
"Ah... I... I'm sorry, I didn't know..."
A huge sense of guilt enveloped Eriri. What on earth did I do?
"I just wanted to pretend to be angry to scare you. I'm sorry, Kyousuke. Come here and let me help you apply the medicine."
The little golden retriever's eyes turned red instantly.
"And I just want to tease you~~"
Hojo Kyosuke hugged the princess and said with a playful smile. (End of this chapter)