manynovel Chapter 591 Your IQ is definitely over 16!
Chapter 591 Your IQ is definitely over 16!
Chapter 591 Your IQ is definitely over !
The article ends with Futami Jiraiya's high praise for Hojo Kyousuke:
"A novel should first be a good story, a good story that people enjoy listening to. Mr. Hojo is such a good storyteller. His stories are not told to a few people, but to the whole society."
Ah~~
Ying Lili leaned back on the sofa with her body relaxed, her little face flushed, her thin lips slightly parted and she slowly exhaled, looking very satisfied.
Seeing the little golden retriever like this, Yukino, who was sitting next to her, had a complicated and strange expression, but it was understandable. After all, the last time the Internet voted for Hojo-kun's girlfriend, Miss Sawamura even personally went out to canvass for votes... Everyone knew about this, but they all pretended not to know, otherwise this proud little girl would be too shy to go out for three days.
How could she not be happy to see a newspaper with a circulation of eight million praising her talent in front of the whole country?
Yukino was recalling the critic and famous painter's appreciation of Eriri's paintings in the newspaper when he heard a cough beside him.
"Cough cough..."
It turned out that Ying Lili, who had been relaxing on the sofa for a while, had straightened up and was staring at everyone present with her sharp eyes.
"Eri, are you sick?"
Prince Xiaojia asked worriedly.
“嘤嘤嘤 (Idiots won’t get sick)” Momotaro hurried to comfort her.
"No!" Ying Lili wrinkled her nose.
"Wow!!!"
There was an exaggerated exclamation from the side.
Yingliang stood up, holding the newspaper in both hands, and said loudly:
"Eri, you are definitely a genius. Your IQ is definitely over 160! I said that you are not good at studying, not because your brain is not working well. You just spent the time you spent studying on art! Now your time has finally come!"
Her voice was full of amazement, and her amber eyes were filled with admiration that excited Eriri. The blonde princess no longer pretended to be reserved, and immediately stood up from the sofa, raising her neck proudly:
"Ha~~Sakura, you are really..."
The princess shook her head slightly, as if she was about to criticize Sakura's modesty, but was interrupted before she could finish her words.
Glass looked up, and after being stunned for two seconds, he uttered "oh" twice as if waking up from a dream, and then quickly raised the newspaper in his hand and exclaimed loudly:
"Eri, are you going to be the next Van Gogh? That's amazing!"
When her voice, which was already full of clarity, started praising people, it immediately made people think: How wonderful it would be if Nishimiya Glass could read the eulogy at her own funeral.
Even though I am deeply sinful, I can still go to heaven.
But unfortunately, Glass is still a little shy after all. Just saying these few words made her face turn red with embarrassment, but it doesn’t matter.
Seeing that even Glass praised her so much, the blonde princess smiled with joy, her eyes were invisible, and her twin ponytails swayed happily from side to side.
"Haha~~ I'm not exaggerating..."
The princess was interrupted before she could finish her humble words.
"No, Ms. Sawamura has never been the next someone. She doesn't need to be anyone. Lily is Lily. She will become the world's number one painter!"
Hojo Mikiko held up a newspaper with a serious look on her face.
The little golden retriever's twin ponytails swung even more happily, almost turning into propellers, which made Momotaro's eyes sparkle. He thought that perhaps he could let Eriri change her job from a close friend to an aibou (partner), and then they could perform the propeller show for their big brother together.
"Hahaha~~Aunt Mikiko, how come even you..."
Eriri smiled with all eight teeth flashing and waved her hands repeatedly, but was interrupted before she could finish her humble words.
"This newspaper's report is not accurate!"
A cold voice sounded, and Ying Lili's happiness was immediately known. She glared at the tactless black-haired, red-eyed witch.
"Both Futami Jiraiya and Hishida Akiyoshi only considered the artistic value of Eriri's paintings, but they didn't know that she drew all three posters within two days! The lack of this information caused them to greatly underestimate Eriri's talent!"
Kasumigaoka Utaha spoke confidently, her gorgeous wine-red eyes full of seriousness.
The expression on Eriri's pretty face perfectly interprets the word "vivid", laughing wildly - angry - ecstasy - smile returned to her face again.
Ueno Naoka looked at the chaos in the living room with a twitching mouth. She was so scared that the next moment the furry puppy Momotaro would raise his hand at a forty-five degree.
"Hahahaha~~~ I didn't expect you to be such a smart person, Shiyu. I was wrong about you before..."
The princess's expression faithfully reflected her emotions. She was no longer modest. She waved the newspaper and wanted to praise this guy who had a keen eye for talent, but she was interrupted before she could finish her words.
"Eri, you know me well. I've always said that you are the most artistic, aesthetically pleasing, and fashionable person in Ruyi Lodge. I was right about you. Let's work together. If we join forces, we will be invincible!"
All the helplessness on Naoka's face disappeared. She stood up and held up the newspaper, her tone fanatical and pious, and there was no sign of her previous disgust at Eriri's outfit.
What a joke, the main character's outfit in the poster was designed by her, and many people have already asked about it online. If anyone dares to say that Eriri is a fool who wears the same sportswear for ten years, she will be the first to disagree.
"Hahahahaha~~ Naoka, choosing me is the best thing you've ever done..."
Eriri laughed loudly, and kept patting Naoka's shoulder with one hand, as if she was going to divide the gold with a big scale at the next moment, but she was interrupted before she could finish her words.
“It’s really well drawn.”
Yukino smiled gently, and spoke in a gentle tone like a little girl. She was not trained as a voice actor like Nozomi, and that kind of aria was too difficult for her. But it didn't matter, Eriri was also very happy.
Amidst the intoxicating praises, the princess not only lost her humility, but her soul also slowly slid into the abyss.
"Hahahahahahaha~~Xue Ye, I always thought you were the most cultured one in this family..."
Being praised by the cultured people in her family, Eriri smiled even more wildly, but she was interrupted before she could finish her words.
"..."
"..."
The originally lively living room suddenly became quiet. No one knew why Ying Lili suddenly shut her mouth and lowered her head. Everyone could only look down following her gaze.
The little girl with pigtails, wearing a red knitted top and blue denim overalls, and a white furry puppy looked up blankly. They didn't know why Eriri suddenly stopped talking and looked at them. They clearly didn't say anything.
Now it was not only Naoka whose mouth twitched helplessly, even Yukino closed her eyes in pain, and Naoko turned her head away in embarrassment. Only Sakura, Kasumigaoka and Hojo Mikiko looked at each other and kept grinning.
Kashiko's big dark eyes rolled around, he looked at Eriri, then at his mother, then at Sakura-sister who was winking at him, his mouth wide open as he sighed "I see", then raised his hand and grabbed Eriri's trouser leg, exclaiming:
"Inside Sri Lanka——!"
"嘤嘤嘤 (Well done! You are worthy of being my best friend)" Momotaro raised his hand and placed it on Eriri's feet.
"Hehehe~~Prince Jia's sister is the cutest~"
Eriri, whose speech was interrupted, finally resumed the topic. She bent down, picked up the little girl, and rubbed her face against Kashiko madly.
"Okay! Since everyone likes it so much, then I, the original author, will personally show you around!"
As Ying Lili was talking, she picked up a painting tube from the sofa.
This guy……
After Kasumigaoka Utaha had laughed enough, she immediately became unhappy when she saw Eriri's smug look. You're just smug for a while, but next you're going to ask me to hang your painting on the head of the bed? Then do you want me to print your photo on the bed sheet so that you can watch me and Kyousuke being intimate every day?
But before Kasumigaoka could say anything, Sakura came jogging with the easel and was helping Eriri hang up the three paintings.
This guy……
Kasumigaoka finally showed a helpless look, she was speechless to the extreme about this bad guy Sakura. She knew that Sakura not only enjoyed Eriri's silly look, but also enjoyed the way they were forced to cooperate, both of which could make the other party happy.
Sakura praised Eriri, but the happiness Eriri gained was probably less than one-tenth of Sakura's. In a sense, if the whole society was filled with people like this, then perhaps world peace could really be achieved.
This is because Kato Megumi is not here, otherwise, looking at Sakura and Eriri, one would definitely feel like they have been seen before, as if they had been seen in a family restaurant.
"The boss of the ramen shop, Mr. Oyama, said that my painting has both postmodern style and Japanese tradition. He is indeed right. Look here. Do you know Nagaya Ou? Don't you know? The one whose family was forced to hang by the Fujiwara clan? This is the rope they used! Look at this..."
Ying Lili said with a blushing face, pointing at the drawing board.
"What about the Victorian style?" Glass raised her hand and asked.
"Do you know what was the most common thing during the Victorian era?" asked Teacher Eriri.
"Pirates?" Sakura spoke up enthusiastically.
"wrong."
"Steam locomotive?" Kasumigaoka also gave face.
"wrong."
Yukino: "Chimney?"
"wrong."
Eriri sighed and shook her head, as if she was lamenting why everyone's artistic accomplishment was so poor. But she was open-minded and optimistic, and soon realized that it was not that everyone was stupid, but that she, Eriri, was too smart. After all, even Sakura, who scored 100 points in the math test, said that she was definitely a genius!
"What is that, Eriri?" Kashiko held Eriri's face with his two little hands and asked in a baby voice.
"Call sister!"
Eriri corrected her, then announced the answer simply:
"It's the gallows! Statistics show that during the Victorian era, fifty people were hanged every day. At that time, the most popular order received by carpenters was not to repair ships but to build gallows!"
She raised her index finger and spoke seriously.
Kasumigaoka rolled her eyes. As the top student in her grade who was admitted to a prestigious school, she naturally knew that Eriri was talking nonsense.
"Inside Sri Lanka~~~"
Kashiko, Yingliang and others exclaimed in amazement, and Eriri became even more excited, pointing at the cloth ball in the mouth of the judge who was tied to the ground and saying something artistic. Naturally, everyone exclaimed in amazement and the applause never stopped.
Of course Eriri was talking nonsense. Didn't she know she was an idiot? Was she really discussing painting techniques with everyone? If that was the case, Sakura would probably publish her smug look in the newspaper tomorrow.
Of course, Hojo Mikiko and the others knew that Eriri was talking nonsense, but they all listened to her with great pleasure, and from time to time they would even put forward their own opinions and have serious and random discussions.
The only exception might be Prince Ka-chan. The little girl looked at Eriri standing in front of the drawing board teaching everyone, and then looked at the admiring expressions of her mother and Sakura-sister, and her heart couldn't help but feel a little shaken: Is Eriri really not a fool?
In the future, when my brother makes something delicious for me, should I share it with him? No! Absolutely not!
The laughter continued to ring out in the living room, flowing through the glass door, into the quiet courtyard, and lingering in the silent and dark night sky.
Hojo Kyosuke, who was sitting on a lounge chair in the courtyard and making a phone call, looked back frequently. The girls' smiles made his already good mood even better.
There has been so much noise around him these days that even he can't rest, as Xisaki has taken on a lot of tasks for him. He thought he could quietly wait for the award after the new book was published, but now it seems that he will be busy until he steps onto the podium.
Unlike what Hikigaya Hachiman guessed, although that piece of comments looked like an advertisement, after all, they were clearly cheering for Hojo Kyosuke, but it was not the advertisement that Xisaki found, or he did not pay for it.
The teacher Futami Jiraiya came to me on his own. Just like what Matsumoto Motohiro said, he was attracted by the poster and couldn't wait to read the novel, so he contacted the publishing house, and found Tetsuta Kisaki. The two sides had a friendly negotiation.
The other party helped Hojo Kyosuke write a review, and then Hojo helped him contact the LDP congressman Yamaguchi Daisuke, and then the three of them would appear on TV Asahi's talk show together. A young and promising congressman, a social critic, and the most talented writer in the new world, it was a strong combination.
All of this was connected by Xiqi, who was the best at this kind of maneuvering. For a wise general, there is nothing happier than the master's family being strong. Following such a strong big brother, he can plot whenever he wants or attack head-on whenever he wants, and he will be invincible with the combination of strange and normal.
After a few more words, Hojo Kyosuke hung up the phone, and the sound of grass being bent could be heard behind him. Turning around, he saw Eriri, wearing white shorts and a loose green T-shirt, walking towards him.
The girl walked to the lounge chair, looked up at the sky, put her hands behind her hips, twisted her fingers, and said nothing.
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Well, my eyes hurt...
(End of this chapter)