manynovel Chapter 580 I'm gonna bite you to death
Chapter 580 I'm gonna bite you to death
Chapter 580 I'm gonna bite you to death
After eating the lettuce that looked like cat ears, Yukinoshita Yukino felt that today's trip to Itoya had come to a perfect end. The only flaw was that she had originally wanted to pack the lettuce salad, take it home, take a few more photos to appreciate it, and then make it into an emoticon package or something like that.
But looking at the two people opposite her who had once defeated her, the girl who had been strong all her life could only grit her teeth and chew the cat ears into pieces.
After saying goodbye, looking at the two people who had finished their snacks in the coffee shop and were going to the next one to continue their meal, Yukinoshita, who had a full stomach and could only refuse, inexplicably felt like she had lost again.
Back at the apartment, the receptionist in the lobby on the first floor was as enthusiastic as ever, with a sincere smile.
But the girl once overheard him privately cursing a certain owner for looking down on others. The viciousness and sharpness of his words made Yukinoshita feel physically uncomfortable. But in the blink of an eye, the receptionist smiled and asked about the owner's well-being, and there was no trace of his previous twisted look.
Yukinoshita did not reveal this matter. Although someone jokingly called her a justice superwoman, she is not a superwoman after all, and she cannot make everyone obey her justice. Yes, I am talking about you, Yamauchi Sakura.
He nodded grimly and walked into the elevator.
Will he tell others later that I am a cold-hearted person who looks down on the poor?
Standing in the elevator, Yukinoshita Yukino thought so.
Standing at the door of the house, Yukinoshita took out the key and was about to insert it into the door lock, but then she sighed.
Before the door was opened, she seemed to hear her sister's frivolous voice in her ears. She must run into the room as soon as she enters. She must not let her sister see her bag, otherwise that guy will definitely...
The girl's thoughts suddenly came to an abrupt end. She suddenly remembered that the annoying and frivolous sister had left and she was not staying here for long. Unlike herself, that woman had her own circle of friends and a good relationship with the neighbors around her. In the few days she stayed here, three people who seemed to be neighbors called her to ask if she had any problems and if she needed help. In addition, a junior from school and two people from the university club called her to ask for help. She turned down several invitations to parties.
Her phone must be very happy, as it has perfectly realized its own value.
This was the thought that popped up in Yukinoshita's mind. At this moment, she had already walked into the house and there was no need for her to shout "I'm back" because all she could hear was air.
"How about I ask my friend to transform this house into smart furniture? After opening the door, just shout 'I'm back' and the air conditioner and lights will automatically turn on. This way, you won't be so lonely, Yukino."
The smiling, frivolous, annoying voice seemed to still echo in the empty living room.
Yukinoshita Haruno, as long as she can get happiness, she would not hesitate even if it means opening the wounds of her own sister, or she would enjoy it.
Compared to her, even Yamauchi Sakura is much better. After all, when Sakura laughs at herself, she never hesitates to make even worse jokes about herself.
Without turning on the light in the living room, Yukinoshita walked towards her room in the dark.
Sitting in the chair in front of the desk, the girl let out a long breath, but she didn't feel the so-called "fatigue" was all gone with the sigh. Leaning against the back of the chair, she inexplicably thought of that place, Ruyi Liao.
As soon as you open the door, the noisy atmosphere hits you in the face.
Dogs barking, people shouting, the sound of kitchen knives and bamboo chopping boards, the sound of running water, the sound of cartoons on TV, the sound of people fighting for the remote control...
Yukinoshita is not socially phobic, but she still feels a headache when faced with such a chaotic scene.
At that time, she was thinking, "After a tiring day, coming back to a home like this will make me even more tired, right?"
Will it? She is not sure. Although she has been to Ruyiliao many times, she feels that time passes inexplicably fast there. Before she can feel it carefully, it is time to leave. But she is sure that a quiet home without any human habitation will make people more tired.
Do you want to go home?
The moment this thought came to her mind, Yukinoshita immediately dismissed it. School hadn't even started for a month yet. If she returned home suddenly, her father would definitely make a fuss and think something had happened to her. Her mother would also tell her not to force herself and to go home if she couldn't hold on any longer...
It's really strange. Yukinoshita doesn't think she can't stand loneliness. On the contrary, she enjoys her own space. Thinking alone doesn't require arguing with others, which saves unnecessary waste; eating alone means respecting food and chefs; reading alone makes you more focused...
She gained a lot from being alone.
But now, why do I want to turn away from loneliness?
Under the warm yellow desk lamp, the black-haired girl frowned.
Ding--
An unexpected noise interrupted Yukinoshita's thoughts. She turned her head and the screen of her cell phone on the desk lit up. It was a text message.
"Are you home yet? The food in this restaurant is really good, and the grilled venison steak tastes very authentic. You must be hungry by the time you get home, and Mitsuha has already ordered one for you." - Hojo Kyosuke
Who would be hungry when they walk home after eating? Then what is the meaning of eating?
Looking at the phone screen, Yukinoshita felt that the person on the other side was really crazy.
No one noticed that the girl's tightly furrowed brows quietly relaxed, and her slender eyebrows were as beautiful as the rolling green hills in the morning mist.
Fortunately, such a smile was confined to a small room, otherwise the minds of mortals would be taken away in an instant.
Just as I was about to reply, the other party sent two messages in succession.
a picture.
Maybe it was a display of grilled deer steaks?
Yukinoshita thought uncertainly, because in that photo, the roasted browned deer steak only accounted for less than one-third of the picture, and the rest was a photo of Hojo Kyosuke and Mitsuha Miyamizu. It was indeed a good way to take pictures, the main content only accounted for one-third, and the rest was the background, which could both highlight the protagonist and deepen the depth of field.
Of course the girl didn't think so. She just felt that these two people were using her pain for fun just like her sister!
Another message reads, "Cats eat grass only to expel hairballs from their bodies. They can't be full just by eating grass. Come on, it tastes really good!"
No, cats eat grass not only to excrete the hair they swallowed when bathing themselves, but also to improve the oral environment, supplement trace elements, and inhibit...
Thinking of this, Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help laughing out loud, with her eyebrows and even the corners of her mouth filled with smiles.
"I won't be happy even if you call me a cat." - Stubborn Superman.
Looking at this reply, Hojo Kyosuke scratched his head helplessly. He didn't mean to please Yukinoshita in this way, he just wanted to say that she ate as little as a cat.
"If you go home without filling your stomach, you'll be very cold."
He replied again.
"You still care about me when you're on a date with a girl. You're really worthy of me, Hojo Scum. Having said that, I still want to thank you for your concern. The average temperature in Tokyo today is 20 degrees, which is not a temperature that makes people feel cold.
In addition, I will also supplement the necessary carbohydrates in addition to eating cat grass.
Don't worry about me, I wish you and Miss Miyamizu a pleasant meal." - Stubborn Superman
Looking at this message, Hojo Kyosuke scratched his head again. It turned out that this nickname was very suitable for Yukinoshita.
"How's it going? Is Yukino coming?"
Mitsuha Miyamizu wiped the sauce off her mouth with a towel and asked, "Grilled deer steaks are only delicious if you eat them whole! The feeling of tearing the muscle fibers off the bones is really addictive."
"Yukinoshita asked me to apologize to you on her behalf." Hojo Kyosuke shook his head, picked up the lemonade and took a sip.
"Huh? Don't apologize if you just don't want to come to dinner," Mitsuha asked doubtfully.
"No, it's because she felt bad that I, a scumbag, was still thinking about her while dating you."
These words left Hojo Kyosuke speechless. The moral cultivation of Yukinoshita Yukino was too high. In comparison, his own flexible moral bottom line collapsed to the Mariana Trench.
"This...hahahahahaha, it's rare to find a girl who is so rude to you, Kyousuke."
The witch was stunned at first, then she burst into laughter.
Fortunately, there were only two of them in the entire restaurant. The chef in charge of the robatayaki in front of them was very professional and completely invisible when the customers had no desire to talk.
Hojo Kyosuke shook his head and said nothing more, but picked up his phone and replied to a message.
"They said they would recruit me as a live-in son-in-law, but in the end they treated me as a tool to care for their sister. Is the treatment of sons-in-law in the Yukinoshita family so bad?"
The dialog box displayed two words "Yang Nao", and the previous message was:
"Ah, I wonder if I turned off the gas when I left. Kyousuke, can you check for me? Otherwise, Yukino's short life will end in loneliness."
"This is the private room of a beautiful girl. I'll tell you a little secret: I still have some unwashed underwear in my room. I changed it after working out. Please don't be polite to me. Just consider it as the reward for running errands."
Naturally, only Yang Nai could send out such news.
Less than half a second after Hojo Kyosuke sent out his latest message, Yukinoshita Haruno responded:
"Well~~ Boys will be disliked if they keep pestering you too much. When a girl invites you into her room, you should immediately throw away all your morals and rationality. This is the advice given to you by the sexy big sister.
So, do you want to have a drink tonight? This is the kind of wine that only the son-in-law of the Yukinoshita family can drink."
They didn't even send me an address, and asked me to go to heaven to drink? Hojo Kyosuke complained in his heart while looking at his phone, but then an address was sent to him, along with the password for the electronic door lock.
Well, that big sister Yukinoshita is indeed consistent in her words and deeds, and is very generous.
"How about it? Do you want to go, Kyousuke? I can help cover for you at home. Just say that my dad asked you to stay for a drink."
Mitsuha leaned close to Hojo Kyosuke's ear and whispered.
"No, I would rather exchange wine tasting experiences with winemakers than drink with alcoholics who can't get drunk."
"The brewer?"
The witch was stunned, and then the memory of her death began to attack her fragile sense of shame.
“Ahhhhhhhhh, lose your memory right now!”
The furious Mitsuha Miyamizu almost snatched the "oar" that the boss used to serve food to help someone lose his memory.
"Hahahaha~~ Although the taste is indeed not very good, drinking is never about tasting the wine itself, it's the additional things that are more..."
"Ahhh, shut up, shut up!"
Mitsuha screamed madly, and for a moment she began to regret why she had to save Itomori. Wouldn't it be better to let those unbearable memories be destroyed along with Itomori?
The chef, who was sitting in the middle of the bar, looked at the flirting couple with a kind smile on his face.
On the other side, a high-end tower
Looking at the last reply "(_)" from Hojo Kyousuke on the phone, Yukinoshita smiled and whispered, "Is this some kind of hieroglyphic writing? Wasn't it abolished 1,900 years ago?"
Putting away her phone, Yukinoshita stretched out her body and felt all her fatigue disappear.
Then the girl couldn't wait to open the bag and count today's harvest.
Necessary stationery, two latest novels that cannot be found in Grandma Asami's bookstore, and an Itoya limited edition Mr. Pan.
The last doll was the main reason why Yukinoshita went to Itoya today, but if she had known earlier that she would meet Hojo and Miss Miyamizu, she would definitely change the time.
Fortunately, Miss Yukinoshita Yukino finally got her beloved doll!
By the way, make sure to remember this and return the favor to Miss Miyamizu next time!
Recalling the stupid thing that happened when she was caught at Itoya before, Yukinoshita showed a stubborn and unconvinced expression on her face.
The girl opened the drawer, found a bunch of hair accessories, and then clumsily began to "play" with her black and smooth hair. Obviously, the girl who was naturally beautiful and cute enough without spending too much time on her hair was really not good at styling her hair.
In the end, she managed to build a throne for Mr. Pan on her head using her hair.
Carefully putting the doll back on her head, Yukinoshita carefully shook her body left and right twice. The panda with starry eyes and a proud expression remained as steady as a rock.
very good!
The pragmatist Yukinoshita ignored the bird's nest-like hairstyle and showed a smug and arrogant expression.
Taking out her newly bought novel, she decided to travel in the world of fantasy and get some good exercise.
Stroking the pages of the book, the black-haired girl suddenly remembered something.
Scumbag, didn't Hojo say he was going to release a new work? I wonder what the situation is like now.
She frowned, a little worried, but then she thought that since Hojo Kyousuke still had time to go shopping and play with Miss Miyamizu, everything must be going well.
"Asshole! How dare you come back here!"
With a roar, a platinum-colored flying object crashed straight into Hojo Kyosuke who had just entered the door.
Hojo Kyosuke, who had a smile on his face, was startled and immediately dropped the bag in his hand. His body moved before his head and he used a grappling move to catch the oncoming attack.
"Ah, panties, Eriri, shame on you, your panties are showing!"
A childish cheer rang out, and Kashiko ran over piapiapia, staring with wide eyes at Sister Eriri who was hanging upside down in the air by her brother's ankles.
That's right, it was Eriri who tried to attack Hojo Kyosuke with a flying kick. But now she is too embarrassed to face anyone, because her turned skirt has covered her face, and only two white and tender legs like bamboo shoots and two golden ponytails can be seen.
"Ahhh, I'm going to kill you!!"
From under the skirt, Eriri's even more furious voice could be heard.
Hojo Kyosuke suddenly felt his scalp tingling. He believed that Eriri would definitely bite him to death, so he absolutely could not let go. So he looked around, trying to find a place to "hang" Eriri so that he could escape easily.
The best target is of course Kasumigaoka-senpai. She would definitely not miss the chance to play a prank on Eriri, but unfortunately she is not in the living room at the moment.
Yukino...it's better not to make things difficult for her. Although she won't reject you, if even Yukino teases Eriri, that idiot will be heartbroken.
Yingliang, this guy was laughing with his mother in the yard. Nitro...
Looking around, Hojo Kyosuke discovered that the ones who most wanted to take over Eriri were the enthusiastic Kashiko and the very loyal Momotaro.
"I'll let you down, but you can't bite me. I'm acting in self-defense, which is completely justified!" he said tentatively.
"Don't even think about it! I'm going to kill you!" Ying Lili denied it outright, her tone violent and resolute.
Even if she is "held in the hands" of others, the proud princess will not bow her head. She will keep struggling like a maggot, not afraid of getting her head broken if she moves too much.
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