manynovel Chapter 562: Little sister, what do you want to do to Kyosuke?
Chapter 562: Little sister, what do you want to do to Kyosuke?
Chapter 562: Little sister, what do you want to do to Kyosuke?
After Arisugawa Ren returned to her seat, she spoke before Himeno Kiyoko, saying that she had already learned how to put on the protective gear and she would help her. In order to prevent her friend from getting the benefits that she didn't even get, she even brought two girls from Sobu High School to surround her friend.
Upon hearing this, Kiyoko Jiye only smiled slightly. Facing the well-intentioned but hostile looks from the others, she said calmly:
"With my sword skills, even if I wear protective gear, I won't be able to perform better than you..."
"So, Kiyoko, you won't go on stage?" Arisugawa Ren interrupted excitedly. Looking at the entire dojo, the only one who could pose a threat to her was this friend.
"How is that possible? Since we are here for a training camp, how can we give up halfway?"
Himeno Kiyoko's eyes were bright as if they contained endless wisdom. Arisugawa was very familiar with this state of his friend, which meant that Kiyoko had found a way to win.
"so what?"
"Since it doesn't make any difference whether I wear protective gear or not, I might as well use this body to feel Hojo-kun's swordsmanship. Through the pain, I can listen to Hojo-kun's martial arts."
Kiyoko Himeno stood up, her tall and slender figure seemed to exude a sense of awe.
Her words also drew praise from the fools around her.
"That's right! If your brain can't learn it, use your body to remember it."
"If you get hit today, you will hide tomorrow, and you will learn it the day after tomorrow!"
"I didn't expect that you look so fragile but you have such a strong character!"
"You should be aware of this. Look at the wounds on my body. Ninety percent of them were left by my boss. After being beaten by him, no other weakling will be able to beat me again!"
"..."
The noisy sounds reached her ears, and Arisugawa Ren looked at her friend in confusion. It was okay for her, as the daughter of a samurai family, and because of her father's strict personality, she was often beaten, but it was different for the Himeno family, she was a real noble lady. Not to mention being beaten, even if the fabric of the clothes was a little rough, it might scratch her delicate skin, how could she really get beaten?
Something is wrong, very wrong, this guy must be plotting something!
But unfortunately, the two girls from Sobu High School seemed to have assimilated their brain modes because they had been with the idiot for so long that they actually believed Himeno’s nonsense and wished him “good luck in martial arts” with a serious look on their faces.
So Kiyoko Himeno walked towards the arena with a bamboo sword in hand, her feet crossing each other under the indigo hakama of her kendo uniform. The floor of the dojo was very clean, so her little feet are still very white, and they look very cute stepping on the brown wooden floor.
The 1.80-meter-tall Hojo Kyosuke stood on the left, and the 1.6-meter-tall Himeno Kiyoko stood on the right. Both of them held bamboo swords, the man had neatly cut hair, and the woman had big wavy wine-red hair like flames. The picture was very beautiful and harmonious for a moment. Zaimokuza Yoshiki, who was addicted to swordplay and writing novels, instantly made up a 200,000-word plot in his mind: "Onii-yuri pursued the swordsman for hundreds of years but got nothing, and finally decided to kill him because of love and hatred."
"Even if I can't get your heart, I will get you! No matter who you like, at least at this moment, there is no one else in your eyes except me.
I, the world-famous female swordsman, Oniyuri Himeno Kiyoko, will be the last world you see in your life!"
Zaimokuza Yoshiki spoke confidently, his huge body sitting cross-legged on the ground, his hands on his knees, looking inviolable, just like a Warring States general.
The people around him were listening to him tell stories attentively, which had become a regular feature of the Rage Angels. Although Zaimokuza still had no hope of becoming a light novel writer, his Chuunibyou skills that he had cultivated for thousands of years finally found their place. He really liked Rage Angels, as everyone here was talented and everyone loved listening to his stories. Not only did they not scold him for being a Chuunibyou paranoid, they also praised him loudly, saying that he might become the second great writer among the Rage Angels.
Hahahahahaha——
For example, now, we can watch the battles and listen to Zaimokuza's supplementary background stories. An ordinary sparring match instantly has a heavy epic feeling, and the excitement level is raised by five levels.
Even Hikigaya Hachiman, who had completed desensitization treatment a long time ago and bid farewell to chuunibyou completely, had to admit that although he was not as good as the nameless god Hikigaya Hachiman who had been sealed and named "Eternal Debt God", he was still worthy of the name of chuunibyou.
After all, although the story made up by Zaimokuza sounds good at first, anyone with a wealth of useless knowledge can easily find that his story is full of mistakes and is a patchwork of holes. Even the most important nickname in the world of Chuunibyou is borrowed. "Zejianke" comes from a magical science fiction movie directed by Moriyama five years ago. It is the name of a mechanical swordsman parasitized by a demon, and Oniyuri is a martial arts novel set in the Heian period. Not to mention the clichéd love line between the two, even his stupid sister Hikigaya Komachi can easily name at least ten works with such plots.
You are still far from it, Zaimokuza. The real chuunibyou is to be detached from history, from all real things, and to wander freely in a completely fantasy world. You are the freest and most powerful person in the world!
"The freest man in the world, Hikigaya Hachiman, what does this battle look like in your world?"
"This world did not exist originally. The great "God of Gods" happened to pass by. His kindness made him unable to bear the silent darkness, so he used the ability "Light of the Brick House" he learned in the ninth era. The chaotic darkness had light, and the world was created. "God of Gods" left with satisfaction, but as the only existence in this world, his departing back left the only dark "God's Shadow" in this world full of light.
"Shen Ying" was born with endless power. He wielded his sword and carved the world into the shape he liked. Until one day, Shen Ying met another creature, the darkness before the world appeared. She came back, and she was "Sha Yan who pushed the light and made the dark".
The encounter between the old gods and the new gods is destined to be a battle without mercy."
Hikigaya Hachiman sighed, his eyes filled with compassion.
"Siguoyi! As expected of someone who scored ninth in the grade in Chinese and nine in math, you can actually incorporate idioms into your chuunibyou fantasy. Hikigaya, you're amazing!"
"I understand that you want to praise my concentration on Chinese, but there is no need to emphasize math scores. In addition, this is not a story, but a real thing that happened. It was in the 33rd era. Also, the essence of this story is not idioms, but a grand and complete worldview. In addition to the creation of the world and the confrontation between the gods of life and death, there is also the foreshadowing of "divine". His origins and whereabouts are all the key points!"
Hikigaya Hachiman is very humble. Just as Minister Hojo said, he just accidentally saw another world.
"That's amazing, Hachiman. Who on earth is that 'divine' person? Could it be..."
"Don't try to tarnish my creation of God with your crappy history! The "God of Gods" is actually the earliest "Eternally Debt God" Unknown God, that is, me, Hikigaya... Hey! Zaimokuza, how come you are so good at tricking people? It's scary, are you an American spy? I almost told him everything!"
As if the key point was touched, Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly realized that fortunately he did not reveal that the protagonist of all the Chuunibyou fantasies was him. However, it seems that there is no need to emphasize this at all. After all, no Chuunibyou would regard others as the protagonist in his fantasy, right? Just like Zaimokuza, although he was willing to regard Minister Hojo as the best swordsman in Tokyo, in all his stories, the only protagonist was always the swordsman general.
"Uh, I didn't mean to trick you at all." Zaimokuza said innocently.
Hatagoro and others nearby also testified that it was indeed Hikigaya Hachiman who spoke excitedly.
How can I fix this! These guys, I've shown them mercy and given them the opportunity to understand the truth of the world, not only are they ungrateful, but they've also reminded me of our tragic history.
Seal! Seal!
Hikigaya viciously drew a bunch of magic circles in his mind that only he could understand. They were designed by the "Eternal Debt God"... ahem, nothing.
Seeing that Zaimokuza wanted to continue making up stories, Hikigaya coughed twice and reminded him quietly:
"It's not that simple, you'd better shut up."
As a genius who would immediately stop the loss by peeking under a girl's skirt even if he fell, Hikigaya Hachiman's beautiful girl radar naturally did not forget the Roppongi Miss Group. He had been keeping an eye on that group from the beginning, and he had seen all the little movements and fights between Himeno Kiyoko and Arisugawa Ren.
There was obviously something fishy going on as Kiyoko Himeno behaved so abnormally at this moment. If they failed to protect Minister Hojo's chastity, they would surely experience what hell on earth is like.
The general manager can single-handedly dismantle a yakuza organization for a cherry blossom, and the mysterious organization "Ruyi Liao" can certainly make useless people like him disappear from the face of the earth because of the boss.
Not to mention, just now Hikigaya seemed to see a figure walking towards the locker room in front of the Dojo.
So, for the sake of his own life, Hikigaya spoke up to remind the people around him.
"If you find that Himeno Kiyoko has any bad intentions, I hope that you people of insight can join me in killing this beast!" He warned solemnly, believing that these people who have followed Minister Hojo for much longer than himself should understand the seriousness of the matter.
"Hahahaha, Hikigaya, this is the funniest joke you've ever told. Do you think Himeno-san can beat big brother? Hahahaha, it's funnier than the middle school story you just told." Hata Goro laughed.
"I've already told you that this isn't a chuunibyou story! This is the truth from the mythological history... cough cough, forget it."
比企谷放弃劝说，会喜欢上女装版好兄弟的畑吾明显就是个无可救药的笨蛋，不值得在他身上浪费口水，要是把他惹怒了揍自己一顿就得不偿失了。
But speaking of it, the only girl who could beat the captain, or even fight with him, was probably the one who led Tezukayama High School to the national championship...
and many more!
Thinking of this, a light bulb went off in Hikigaya Hachiman's mind, and the figure walking towards the locker room just now gradually became clear.
Could it be...
No way……
Something big is going to happen!!
Guru
Hikigaya Hachiman swallowed his saliva and sat up straight nervously. Although he had never met the female swordsman in person, there was a lot of information about her in the Rage Angel.
He turned his head to look at Onizuka Eikichi, who was still cheering for Himeno Kiyoko with a playful smile, and felt as if he saw a shining star above his head. It was a star that would send King of Fighters Raoh (Fist of the North Star) to his death if he knew about it. It was called the Death Star.
In the field, Hojo Kyosuke repeatedly confirmed whether Himeno Kiyoko really didn't need to wear protective gear, and asked her if she needed to replace the bamboo sword with a Toyama practice stick. The Toyama stick is a stick wrapped in sponge, with a hilt and a hilt, which causes less damage to the body. But the girl still shook her head and refused, with a very indifferent expression.
Hojo Kyosuke was confused, because no matter how he observed or calculated, the beautiful girl in front of him was at most proficient in various plastic fitness exercises, which could be seen from her slim and well-proportioned body under the kendo uniform.
So, what gave her the courage to face him without wearing armor?
"Are you ready?"
Xisaki asked, he didn't care so much, if the elder brother could make this noble lady feel the fear of death and firmly engrave the elder brother's god-like figure in her heart. Even if the elder brother beat Himeno Kiyoko half to death, he was sure to resolve the anger of the Himeno family and take this opportunity to establish a relationship with the Himeno family.
He had considered all possible scenarios long before implementing the plan.
Kiyoko Himeno nodded slightly, smiling, holding the bamboo sword in both hands, bending her knees slightly and saluting towards Hojo Kyosuke, her fluffy wine-red hair shaking slightly. Her youthful and beautiful figure made people look forward to the kendo uniform play later.
Hojo Kyosuke also saluted at the same time, holding the bamboo sword. No matter what the girl opposite him was planning, he decided to let her know how cruel kendo was.
Arisugawa Ren, who was standing by the field, was also extremely confused, and Haidani Ryodan, who was standing next to him, asked nervously:
"Hey, isn't there a machine gun hidden under Ji Ye's kendo uniform? I'm telling you in advance, at such a close distance, the commander will chop off her head before she even pulls the trigger!"
"Idiot, you might as well say that Kiyoko arranged a sniper to aim at Hojo-kun!" Arisugawa said angrily.
"That's impossible. The commander-in-chief has very sharp senses. He would notice even if someone was watching him, let alone a sniper rifle." Hui Gu Lan shook his head.
Arisugawa Ren was speechless, "You're talking about cutting bullets with a knife and discovering a sniper thousands of miles away, do you idiots know what you're talking about?
Hojo Kyosuke was on high alert when he saw Himeno Kiyoko on the opposite side shouting and running towards him with a completely non-standard pace.
This won't work. If you raise your feet that high, you'll definitely step on your kendo hakama and fall.
Hojo Kyosuke shook his head silently in his heart. The kendo footwork and kendo uniform are matched with each other. The footsteps are very close to the ground, and the long hakama of the kendo uniform is conducive to hiding the movements. If you run with your legs lifted up like Himeno Kiyoko, you will definitely fall.
As expected, after running only two steps, Himeno Kiyoko lost her balance, and the bamboo sword in her hand flew out of her hand, without any dignity of a swordsman.
But the magical thing was that she did not fall to the ground immediately. Instead, she floated towards Hojo Kyosuke in an unnatural but graceful posture. Her pretty little face was full of panic, and she looked very pitiful.
Faced with a beautiful girl falling towards them, anyone would lend a helping hand, and Hojo Kyosuke is no exception.
You can’t reach out, Aniki!!!
Hikigaya Hachiman shouted in his heart.
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