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"As you can see, this little white man used this method to transfer the discord between us to himself. As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. We cooperated to deal with Xiaobai, and the discord gradually disappeared. Xiaobai, by calling himself a gentleman but actually being a hentai, and even more so, pretending to be crazy and stupid, completely eliminated the conflict between us and him. So, we are sitting here today."
Everyone suddenly understood, even Eriri figured it out.
Although it sounds incredible and absurd, when you think about Bai Ye's personality, achievements, words and deeds, everyone nods in agreement.
"Senior, you have such talent and intelligence. It seems that you will achieve great success in whatever you do. Why do you stay here to pick up girls and have relationships?"
Even though he knew Chu Hai was joking with him, Bai Ye still answered seriously, patting his chest and saying:
"I believe that contributing to the reproduction of the human race is a great achievement. There is nothing more meaningful than continuing human civilization."
Going out to sea "..."
She felt helpless, amused, and convinced when Bai Ye used joking and chatting methods to solve the problem in a roundabout way.
A terrible thought suddenly occurred to Yinglili.
"Bai Ye, are you going to suddenly have the idea of destroying the world one day?"
"Huh?" Bai Ye suddenly couldn't keep up with her imagination.
"Based on your integrity and ability to act, I'm a little scared..."
white night"……"
"So, by imprisoning Bai Yejun, we are actually sacrificing ourselves to save the world?"
"Have I been completely identified as the Godzilla who destroys the world?!" Bai Ye was shocked.
"Don't insult Godzilla. He's trying to protect the Earth. Xiaobai-kun, you're only bringing disaster to the world."
"Bingtang, I'm being bullied."
"Aye, if you think about it this way, destroying the world is not as fun as pinning girls down and bullying them, right~"
"I really don't want to destroy the world..."
Bai Ye made a "fainted" pose, with his tongue sticking out in a funny way, which made everyone laugh again.
Bai Ye also smiled.
Before they knew it, everyone had gathered around Bai Ye.
Therefore, it is not easy to act crazy and stupid. Not only do you have to lose your own face, but you also have to make others willingly lose their face and become "fools" together, and enjoy the happiness that only "fools" can have.
Chapter 799 Campus Festival Night is the end of the day and the beginning of love
Eriri lifted her puppy pajamas and the puppy hat to the back, revealing a thin layer of sweat on her forehead.
"Don't you feel a little hot?"
Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads.
"It's not hot, but just right. I turned on the small heating lamp and put on the insulation blanket, which is perfect. I also want to put this in my room this winter so that my hands won't get cold when I'm typing."
Eriri looked at this group of girls dressed inappropriately. She just thought they were stupid, but suddenly she felt that she was the stupid one, which perfectly proved that time is flowing.
"Eri, are you hot?"
"A bit..."
As soon as she finished speaking, Ying Lili realized something, stopped zipping up her clothes, and stared at Bai Ye with full vigilance.
Bai Ye was full of questions.
I haven't said a word just now, why is this little golden retriever glaring at me?
Just because Bai Ye doesn’t understand the mystery, doesn’t mean others don’t understand it.
Everyone saw what Eriri did when she was washing up tonight. Everyone felt either sympathy or gloating about her current situation.
"This Eriri has been completely screwed by Aunt Sawamura."
The reason for wearing puppy pajamas is out of the question.
Everyone except Eriri wore nightgowns, and on the cool autumn nights they had to turn on the small heater and wrap themselves in a thermal blanket to feel warm in the spacious cooking classroom.
In this case, Eriri will definitely feel hot while wearing her fluffy puppy pajamas.
You have to take it off when it's hot, and the only pajamas left are not very formal nightgowns, so get the achievement of letting Eriri wear puppy pajamas + informal nightgown for one night√!
Eriri obviously understood this.
It’s not that she can’t stand this level of heat, but if she sweats all night, she will definitely have an unpleasant smell the next morning, and she can’t accept herself like that.
"Where is my school uniform?"
As if she understood her thoughts, Kato Megumi said calmly:
"If I sleep in my school uniform, it will be wrinkled in the morning. I don't have an iron in my suitcase, and clothes that have been sprayed with hand sanitizer are best left out overnight."
Eriri grabbed her twin ponytails like crazy.
"Ah ...! This is so annoying! I understand even without you saying it, Megumi!"
"Eri, it's okay to accept the reality that there's no way out..."
"No way to race! No way to race! No way to race!"
The few of them made a fuss for a while, and by the time Bai Ye finished enjoying Bingtang's head massage, Ying Lili was already dejected and helpless, muttering complaints.
"Mom, am I your biological daughter?... How can you push your own daughter into a pit of fire?"
Bai Ye said nothing, smiled slightly and waited quietly for the benefits, even closing his eyes in advance.
Noticing his actions, Ying Lili was furious. She gave up and was too lazy to go behind the stove. She just took off the puppy's pajamas and changed into a nightgown.
Bingtang, who was behind Bai Ye, noticed his little movement and whispered in his ear with a smile:
"See?"
"The yellow one suits Eriri very well."
Bai Ye expressed affirmation in his heart, but reality shook his head.
Morality should be discarded when it is time to discard it, and kept when it is time to keep it.
However, Bingtang's eyes were as sharp as a torch, and he could see through his insincerity at once.
"Aye lied, and there's a reaction."
I wipe?
My brother betrayed me?!
. . . . . .
The theme of tonight is nothing but noise. After so much noise, everyone gradually felt tired and sleepy.
"what……"
The first one who couldn't bear it was Eriri. She yawned loudly and stretched, completely forgetting that she was wearing an indecent nightgown, leaving Bai Ye "no time" to close his eyes.
"I'm a little sleepy. How old are you now?"
"21." Chu Hai replied.
"That's too slow! How long will it take to play until I'm 100? I'm tired..."
The rest of the people had a hint of fatigue in their eyes.
Not only do people familiarize themselves with the rules of the game while playing, but the noisy daily life takes up more than 75% of the time. It would be strange if they didn't play slowly.
Bai Ye looked at the spreading yawns and realized that no one could live to be 100 years old.
"How about we save our progress and find time to play tomorrow?"
"Seconded."
"no problem."
……
Everyone expressed their agreement, and Shiyu raised her hand.
"Wait a minute."
"What's wrong?" Bai Ye asked.
"I'm 21 years old, so I'm going to give you a bad review first."
After saying that, Shiyu took a marker and wrote the word "evil" on Bai Ye's face. She also signaled Bingtang and Chuhai to hold Bai Ye down to prevent him from resisting.
This time it was Bai Ye's turn to be furious. Bingtang and Chuhai, the people who listened to him the most, betrayed him without saying a word.
"I rebelled against you!"
"It's not wrong, it's written very straight."
Bai Ye took out his mobile phone and turned on the front camera. He had no way to stop others from taking advantage of the opportunity to take pictures.
It is indeed as Shiyu said, the handwriting is very neat and has a good stroke.
"The second bad review, hehe, I'll give you another one tomorrow and you'll have enough for a little red."
"Where are the good reviews you promised me?!"
"Look me in the eye! If you want a good review, exchange it for a card!"
white night"……"
【Wedding Card】Who knows when I’ll get this kind of thing again.
At this time, Chu Hai was unwilling to be lonely and joined in.
"Senior has two bad reviews, but there's only one 'bad' on his face."
"No rush." Shiyu waved her hand. "Xiaobai-kun is the evil of this world, and the remaining half of his face has a third 'evil' written on it. It's a pity that there is no Xiaohuang in the game, otherwise Xiaobai-kun would be standing there as a traffic light."
"I refuse to put Xiaolu on my forehead!" Bai Ye refused sternly.
"Then what's the point of just posting it for us?" Shi Yu glanced sideways.
"You are Japanese, you don't have to follow the rules of the Celestial Empire."
"I just chuckled."
……
Tread - Tread -
Footsteps were heard from the window.
Bai Ye and everyone else opened the curtains and looked outside, and saw the teacher calling on the students who were still lingering in the playground to return to the classroom or the auditorium.
"what time is it?"
"About 10:10."
"It's almost time. The school requires lights to be turned off at 10:45. Let's turn off the lights early to avoid attracting attention."
"Uh-huh."
Bingtang took a few steps forward and turned off the lights, but the cooking classroom was not completely plunged into darkness because the small heating lamp was still on.
The faint yellow light shines on everyone's face, revealing a hazy beauty, making everyone feel as if they are in Bai Ye's house, and the small warm light is the dim bulb that can create a pink atmosphere.
"Uh-huh……"
Someone's breathing sounded a little trembling, which reminded everyone of the night at Bai Ye's house, and the fair and pretty face gradually turned red.
10 o'clock……
It's time for evening exercises.
If there are many people, the evening exercise time will be advanced.
No, it should be said that the game of life is the prelude to the evening exercises. Now all the performers stand up and bend down to signal that the performance called the main event is about to begin.
"Let's spread the bedding here."
Chapter 800: Campus Festival Night, then the Morning
Surrounded by a low wall of insulating tin blankets, everyone found the feeling of staying at Bai Ye's house.
The room is not big and the bed is not wide, but it holds all the memories of six people.
The girls arranged the three futons in a "two horizontal and one vertical" pattern, just like they did on the hot spring trip, all to get closer to Bai Ye, so there was no need to arrange the beds in a row and cause more trouble.
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