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Bai Ye jumped up from the ground, picked up the fallen coconut, and looked at the two people who were "crying" with a speechless face.
"I'm not dead yet! Hey! It's a coconut! Look carefully! It's a coconut!"
"He's not dead..." Eriri suddenly lost interest.
"Burn incense, burn incense." Kato Megumi held three incense sticks and made eye contact with Bai Ye.
Bai Ye was speechless. These girls all wanted to create chaos in the world.
Bai Ye returned to Shiyu and placed the coconut with the broken edge facing upwards.
"I wanted to make coconut chicken tonight, Shiyu, you split it wrong... the coconut juice is all over the floor."
"Oh, I'm sorry~~ By the way, your neck is as white as the coconut flesh, Xiaobai-kun. Let me practice a little more~~"
"and many more--"
Click——!
There was another sound of something heavy falling to the ground.
"Ah, dead again..."
Chapter 774 Would you like another coconut?
Bai Ye placed the second coconut with the notch facing upwards, and felt down, but he didn't feel any coconut. His head was immediately covered in sweat like Niagara Falls.
'Um, I only bought two.'
At this time, Shiyu raised the hatchet again, and the blade emitted a dazzling blood-like light under the setting sun.
"There's no coconut to block your knife this time."
Click——!
This time no round object rolled to the ground.
Bai Ye suddenly had an idea and quickly hugged Shiyu in his arms, thus escaping the danger again.
"Walking into a trap? Let's see how you can dodge it this time, Xiaobaijun!" Shiyu raised the hatchet again.
With the beautiful girl in his arms, Bai Ye didn't plan to hide anymore. He hugged her tightly, sniffed her musky body fragrance for the last time, and then stroked her long black hair that he never tired of touching.
Being able to die in a girl's arms is his lifelong wish.
"I won't hide anymore. It wouldn't be bad to die in your arms, Shiyu."
"Hmph—what do you mean by 'not bad'?!" Shiyu poked his back with the handle of her hatchet. "You think dying in my arms is unfair to you?"
"I'm not wronged, I'm not wronged..." Bai Ye hurriedly shook his head and added cautiously, "It's just that my ultimate wish is to die in the arms of the five of you."
Hearing that Bai Ye was still dreaming of a harem when he was about to die, Shi Yu was so angry that she didn't even have the energy to pick up the axe.
"You're going to die first and leave the five of us all alone?"
"Then...you guys die first?" Bai Ye asked tentatively.
"So you've already calculated that we'll die first and then find new love?" Shi Yu narrowed her eyes, flashing a dangerous light.
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"It's not okay to die first, nor is it okay to die later. It's too difficult to please..."
Shiyu squeezed Bai Ye's face hard with both hands, looking like a pig's head.
"Fool, you can't just keep living for another five hundred years."
"We are not Digimon." Bai Ye was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
"You have no sense of humor at all. You're a otaku, but when did a dog take your brain away?"
Bai Ye looked back at Eriri, who had obviously heard what Shiyu had just said, and threatened Bai Ye with her little fangs.
"Are you still thinking about looking around at this time?" Shi Yu narrowed her eyes again.
"No, I was just thinking that this room holds a lot of our memories." Bai Ye concealed his complaints without blushing or beating his heart.
Of course he understood love words, but it should be said that if he didn't know how to say sweet words, how could he possibly win over Shiyu and the others?
Do you really think Yasasi is omnipotent?
"I won't drink Meng Po soup after I die. I will definitely find your reincarnation with the memories of my past life. We will be together in the next life, and the next life after that. I love you the most, Shiyu~"
Shiyu has written so many love words like this that she thought she had no more emotions in her heart, but now she realizes that it is because of people.
No matter how many times I hear Xiaobaijun's love words, I can't help but feel a warmth in my heart, and gain a full sense of recognition and love.
"Smooth talk~" Shiyu said, her hair curled up, her expression like a young girl, "You're putting me in a difficult position. A hentai comes to my door and says he's my boyfriend from my past life. Do you think I should believe him or not?"
"Whether you believe it or not, just kidnap her!" Bai Ye was in high spirits and waved his hand.
"What if I'm really ugly in my next life, like a fat woman with black stockings?"
"Goodbye, never see you again." Bai Ye also waved his hand and turned away.
"You hentai soul, pale face control, Xiaobai-kun!!"
Shiyu opened her mouth and bit...
On Bai Ye's lips.
If you don’t know life, how can you know death?
At least in this life, she will rely on her good looks to keep Xiao Baijun firmly by her side.
"Don't abandon me..."
The sour and sweet taste melts in their mouths. Perhaps this is the taste of love, which can evoke the throbbing of love in your heart anytime and anywhere, and drive you even like a moth to a flame.
"Why would I abandon Shiyu? I'm not Aki Tomoya, who played a good hand badly. I started a harem just to get all the girls I like together."
Shiyu smiled.
"I've noticed that you, Xiaobai-kun, like to use Tomoya Aki as a scapegoat every now and then~"
"This is to warn myself." Bai Ye shrugged. "If I had the same beginning as Aki Tomoya, I would have lived a happy life long ago. I wouldn't have watched you all slip through my fingers one by one."
Yes, if you don’t work hard, you don’t deserve it. There are not so many things that are taken for granted in the world.
Knowing this, Shiyu has been working hard to win Bai Ye's favor, just as Bai Ye has been working hard to cultivate relationships with every girl in the harem club.
"You can do it~" Shiyu's body completely collapsed in Bai Ye's arms.
Bai Ye was sighing in his heart that he had finally coaxed Shiyu, when he suddenly heard her mention something else.
"Oh, right! I sent a message to the chat group about you and Hui going out on a date and might not be home tonight. Um... I think Michiru will be here soon."
"What?!" Bai Ye was stunned.
Having just escaped from Shiyu's clutches, he's now trapped in Bingtang's abyss?!
Suddenly, a flash of enlightenment came to Bai Ye's mind, and he immediately understood the girls' "conspiracy".
"After coaxing Xiaohui, I coax you, then Bingtang, Yinglili, and then Chuhai. After each round, Xiaohui is jealous again. I feel like I'm trapped in an endless cycle... No matter who I coax, there's always someone else waiting for me."
Shiyu smiled awkwardly and brushed the black hair by her ear.
"No way, Xiaobai-kun, you only see it now?"
"Sure enough--!" Bai Ye was shocked.
"The five of us would have divided you up long ago. Who says joining a harem doesn't mean you can't control your husband?" Shi Yu winked mischievously and lifted Bai Ye's chin with a single finger. "You'll spend your whole life trapped in the cage we created. Don't even think about ever getting a chance to look at another girl."
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"You can regret it yourself. It's your own fault for being so greedy that you want to take all five of us into your harem, huh? I think I heard Michiru's footsteps."
As soon as Shiyu finished speaking, the doorbell rang.
"coming."
Kato Megumi wiped her hands and went to open the door. As expected, it was Michiru Hyodo outside the door.
"I made dinner for Michiru, let's eat together."
"Thank you." Bingtang put on his slippers and walked into the house. "I heard that Ah Ye passed away, so I hurried over to burn some incense!"
Bai Ye poked his head out from the balcony when he heard that.
"Whether I hang up or not is one thing, the important thing is, Bingtang, shouldn't your first reaction after receiving this news be to call the police?"
"Hey... I heard a gentleman has nine lives." Bingtang scratched his head and laughed, "The death of one or two shouldn't be a big deal."
"That's a cat! Even a gentleman only has one life. Game over is really game over!" Bai Ye complained harshly.
"Hmm? So Ah Ye is a soul now?"
"I told you I didn't hang up!"
"Hang up!" Ying Lili joined the conversation unwillingly, saying seriously, "Didn't you see that something round rolled to the ground twice, and Bai Ye caught it both times."
"Is it so dangerous?!"
"Really? Go to the kitchen and get some salt to sprinkle on this Hentai! Baka! No way! There's still time!"
After hearing this, Bing Tangguo really went to the kitchen, but brought back the drinks that Kato Megumi made for everyone.
Then she brought a small stool and sat on the balcony.
The small balcony seemed crowded with three people sitting together. Bai Ye, Bing Tang and Shi Yu squeezed shoulder to shoulder to barely sit together.
"I heard that Ah Ye had a very happy date today and even took photos."
Bai Ye glanced sideways, he had just encountered this scene.
However, this time he didn't plan to follow the previous steps. Besides, Bingtang had a straightforward personality, and being straightforward would win her heart more.
Bai Ye hugged Bingtang without saying a word, and his warm breath sprayed on her cherry lips which were so close to her.
Bingtang's face flushed, as if she already knew what was going to happen. She grabbed Bai Ye's sleeve with one hand, and put the other hand on his chest, with her delicate nose straightened.
"Hey - besides my own scent, there's also the scent of the other two people on Ah Ye's mouth."
Bai Ye raised his eyebrows and pulled Bingtang closer, keeping him close yet not too far away.
"Why are you all so sensitive about this... But, do you mind?"
Do you mind?
Does such an obvious question need an answer?!
Bingtang lunged forward and responded with a fierce intercourse of lips.
Looking at the two people in front of her who were in passionate love, Shiyu touched her cherry lips, and her crystal red eyes flashed with desire.
"It's not very polite for you to kiss each other on your own."
Bai Ye didn't waste any words, he hugged Shiyu and kicked off the show tonight.
Chapter 775: On the eve of the campus festival, it’s time to plan a good show
Monday, cloudy and slightly cool.
This weekend is the school festival of Toyosaki Academy. Everyone is getting busy, and Bai Ye is no exception.
Beep-!
A small truck stopped downstairs of Bai Ye's house, and a rather heavy figure got out from the passenger seat.
"Good morning, classmate Xiao."
Gouda Takeshi took off his sunglasses and found that there was someone standing next to Bai Ye.
"Huh? You're Kato-san, right?"
Standing next to Bai Ye was Kato Megumi. She was wearing a school uniform and there was no sign of impoliteness in her words or actions.
"Good morning, Gouda-senpai."
Gotada Takeshi's eyes lit up, and he nudged Bai Ye with his elbow while laughing as if he had discovered a shocking secret.
"Okay, Xiao, is this announced?"
"What was announced?"
"Stop pretending. Don't we usually run into each other on the street? Today, you're right downstairs from your house. Hmm... Could it be that you usually go to school separately and then get together on purpose? Is it so exciting?!"
white night"……"
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