Chapter 166 Don't call me a son-in-law, do I call you a son-in-law?
Chapter 166 Don't call me a son-in-law, do I call you a son-in-law?
Dad, Dad, look at the harm your wife has done to your son with the mandarin ducks that your wife fabricated out of thin air!
Today's newspaper, ah, today's newspaper!
As soon as Jiang Luo turned his head, he found that Zhao Gao and Xiao Zhang were carrying two oversized suitcases on their shoulders, standing there motionless, staring like a frightened cat. watch.
It is easy for people to understand what they convey.
Unexpectedly, uncle, you are such a person!
They've all been engaged in the village, and they dare to hook up with the eldest lady!
Although my son-in-law has a very high personal KD value, the horror of the eldest lady is absolutely beyond your imagination!
Farewell!
The two of them dropped their suitcases at that time, intending to complain to Si Meixue!
"and many more!"
Jiang Luo knew that if his wife misunderstood him if he didn't make it clear, he would definitely die wronged!
He can die under his wife's gun, but he can't be an unjust dead ghost!
"Any cigarettes?"
Jiang Luo asked Zhao Gao and the others.
Zhao Gao froze for a second, then took out his cigarette and lighter from his jacket pocket and handed them to Jiang Luo.
Then he and Xiao Zhang looked at each other.
Uncle, it's time for a showdown!
Let's take a look and talk, figure out the whole story, and it's not too late to ask the eldest lady for credit later!
"Uncle Zhao, smoke a cigarette first!"
Jiang Luo handed a Huazi to Lao Zhaotou.
Old Zhao grinned with big yellow teeth and was very happy, "Son-in-law, these cigarettes are really expensive, my girl bought them for me too!"
Just as Jiang Luo lighted it for him, Old Zhao took a few puffs, and it was gone after a few puffs.
Old Zhao felt that it was quite boring.
These are the cigarettes that people in the city like to smoke. His girl also bought a lot for him. I heard that they are very expensive, but he still thinks his old dry cigarettes are fragrant, strong and durable, and work hard.
Jiang Luo lit another one for him, and then said to him, "Uncle Zhao, I've grown up, you can't call me son-in-law anymore, do you understand?"
Old Zhao was stunned.
Don't call the son-in-law what, he has been called for more than ten years, and he has always been called like this!
Knowing that Old Zhao was not educated, Jiang Luo could only explain to him, "Only when your girl marries me as my wife can I be your real son-in-law, and you can call me son-in-law."
"And now, you are simply my uncle, you can call me anything, but son-in-law really can't call me any more!"
Behind them, Zhao Gao and Xiao Zhang heaved a sigh of relief at the same time when they heard Jiang Luo's words.
So it's not the real son-in-law!
Then they are relieved!
I can't imagine what terrible things my uncle would do if he betrayed Missy with such a proud temper like Missy!
The two continued to look down
In a blink of an eye, Old Zhao finished smoking his second cigarette, and his eyebrows frowned again, wondering: "If you don't call me a son-in-law, what should you call me?"
He looked at Jiang Luo, "Why don't you, son-in-law, marry my girl? If you marry a girl, can I continue to call you son-in-law?"
He seemed to have come up with a great idea, and immediately slapped his thigh, "I can't be preempted by others, I'll go home and set up the car now!"
"What are you doing with the car?"
Old Zhao's big yellow teeth bared, "Go to the town overnight and call my girl! Tell her that her son-in-law is back, and tell her to come back quickly to argue with you!"
There was a black line hanging down Jiang Luo's forehead, how could this old Uncle Zhao think that it was only a matter of time!
He quickly grabbed Old Zhao's arm and said, "Uncle Zhao, you mustn't, to tell you the truth, I already have a wife!"
"Have a wife? Whose baby?"
Jiang Luo shook his head, "Not from our village."
He pointed in Si Meixue's direction, "Uncle Zhao, over there, the girl in the white dress is my wife."
"And the wife can only marry one, and now it is monogamous, you should know that?"
Old Zhao nodded in disappointment, then raised his eyes to look at Si Meixue.
Because his hunchback made his stature low, and Si Meixue stood at a high position, even if he tried to stand on tiptoes, he could only see a beautiful back.
Just through the background that is somewhat similar to Mr. Qin, he knew that this girl was not comparable to his girl.
Just when he sighed heavily and was about to say something...
Susu!
A rush of chaotic stepping on the grass sounded from all around.
Immediately afterwards, the wind brought the sound of cursing and the clashing of various hoes and iron brazing.
The quiet mountain village was clamoring again.
"Baowen, are you sure that the big plane landed in Teacher Qin's flower field, right?"
"Sure, my old Zhao has already passed by!"
"Oh shit!"
"If the plane pilot doesn't restore the flower field to its original state, I'll smash the big plane and push it down the mountain!"
The villagers of Caiyun Village know what that flower field means.
That was Teacher Qin's favorite flower field. Maybe one day Teacher Qin would come back and see how disappointed she would be in Caiyun Village when she saw her favorite flowers being ruined.
Therefore, the flower field is the hope of Caiyun Village, not a single flower is missing!
"Wow! I'm masturbating and masturbating! Three idiots like masturbation the most. San idiot's plane is so fast!"
"Three idiots, this time you are flying a real plane, you will have to hit harder later!"
"Three idiots know. San idiot went to Er Gouzi's yesterday, and Er Gouzi taught San idiot a palm technique that falls from the sky. It's super powerful!"
"Ho Ho! Three idiots are going to hit the plane with palms that descend from the sky! Turn the big plane into a small plane and give it to Er Gouzi. He said he can do a super powerful and peerless martial art. Idiots must learn to be useless!"
The more Sansha talked, the more excited he became.
Aside.
"Uncle, Xiao Zhang and I will go to Missy's side to have a look."
Jiang Luo nodded, and immediately said: "Captain Zhao, what should be said and what should not be said, do you know?"
The main reason is that he is afraid that Zhao Gaoyue's words will become darker, so it is necessary to beat him.
Zhao Gao nodded, "Don't worry, my lord, the two of us are close friends, I won't talk nonsense!"
The corner of Jiang Luo's mouth curled up, "Go!"
It's hard to keep a small snake in the field, and it's good to have Zhao Gao and the others around.
Zhao Gao and Xiao Zhang ran towards Si Meixue.
Although they know that these villagers can't make waves, they still have to fulfill their duties.
The villagers gradually showed their heads.
"Old Zhao, how are you? We are here to support you!"
Hearing that the large army was coming, the old Zhao head quickly looked away, and shouted loudly in a voice like shouting: "Everyone, don't hurt your own people by mistake, they are your own people! Son-in-law! Son-in-law is back!"
Jiang Luo: "."
Dare to feel that he just said it in vain!
Later, he had no choice but to explain clearly to his wife before she threw him off.
really.
Not only the village names heard the old Zhaotou's shout, but Si Meixue also heard it.
son in law?
Do you mean her stupid husband?
She was not in the mood to take pictures anymore, and looked at Zhao Gao who was jumping up like Xiong Da.
Dai Mei frowned slightly, exuding a trace of coldness, "Captain Zhao, what are they talking about?"
Zhao Gao swallowed his saliva and wanted to tell everything he knew like pouring beans.
"Miss, the story goes like this. According to the hunchback old man, my uncle seems to have been his son-in-law for more than ten years, but"
"You are very good, you can stop here!"
Before he finished speaking, Si Meixue had no intention of listening any longer, she handed the camera to Zhao Gao, and walked towards Jiang Luo with a dark face.
Surrounded by a faint murderous aura, the little Daisies along the way made way for her in fear.
Looking at the corpse of a small flower on the ground, Zhao Gao whispered:
"Xiao Zhang, I'm telling the truth. It's just that the young lady didn't finish listening. My uncle won't kill me, right?"
"No, because uncle may die before you."
Zhao Gao exhaled.
"I can rest assured that."
"But... if my uncle survives..."
"I think he will use a toothpick to open your eyelids first, then hang you outside the cabin, and fly him around Hela for three days and three nights..."
"."
All around.
"Is the son-in-law really back?"
Everyone threw away all kinds of farm tools and hoes in ecstasy, and ran towards Old Zhao.
Behind Jiang Luo, he could vaguely feel that the upper wind was no longer the wind, but a flowing wind knife, and the wind knife was approaching him with murderous intent.
He could even smell the unique aroma of Feng Dao's boss, Miyuki.
Just when he was about to turn around and look for his wife.
The villagers had already surrounded him first, and the crowd's eyes were sharp, and some people recognized him at a glance.
"It's really our good son-in-law, it's really our son-in-law is back!"
Hahaha.
Five meters away, Si Meixue became even angrier.
Why on earth do these people call her husband a son-in-law?
Does the husband really have other women here?
She doesn't believe it!
Otherwise he wouldn't have brought himself here!
Si Meixue stood quietly behind Jiang Luo, waiting for an answer.
"The son-in-law is back, so it's time for Teacher Qin and Teacher Jiang to come back too!"
"Where's Teacher Qin?"
"Where's Teacher Jiang?"
The villagers looked away.
Then, they found Si Meixue who was silent not far away.
The eyes lit up at the same time!
"This girl is so handsome!"
"You can compete with Teacher Qin!"
It just seemed to be quite cold, like Teacher Qin when he was angry, and he didn't dare to provoke him.
They'd better talk to their son-in-law!
"Son-in-law! Unexpectedly, my son-in-law has grown so big!"
"The son-in-law looks so good-looking!"
"Son-in-law, my girl has liked you since she was a child."
son-in-law long son-in-law short
Jiang Luo didn't even have room to interrupt.
Si Meixue couldn't take it anymore!
The sound of son-in-law yelling made her ear-piercing!
She clenched her little pink fists tightly.
"Xiao Zhang, go and get my handbag!"
Si Meixue gave orders to Xiao Zhang who followed.
In the bag was her small pistol.
If you know that your husband betrayed her and committed bigamy, hehe.
Just let him be buried in this sea of flowers!
When she brings up Xiaosi Xiaonian, she will go to accompany him again. Who told her to love him so much?
"Miss, Bao is here!"
Si Meixue took out the small silver pistol from her bag and hid it in her palm.
Pretending to be calm, he walked towards Jiang Luo.
"Husband, what happened?"
Si Meixue smiled lightly and came to Jiang Luo's side.
In an instant, Jiang Luo felt his back stiffen, and he was held back by a hard object!
Uh.
He already knew what that hard thing was!
In other words, that hard little thing won't pass through his body!
One side,
The whole village looked at Si Meixue in surprise.
I was amazed again by Si Meixue.
Omg!
Another fairy came to Caiyun Village!
So handsome!
Especially the old head Zhao, who stared at Si Meixue without blinking.
"Son-in-law, is this the daughter-in-law you married?"
"The vision is as good as Teacher Jiang's!"
Jiang Luo: "."
It's already said that you are not allowed to be called son-in-law, but you still call him?
Si Meixue was even more confused.
What is this and what!
Could this be a polygamous village?
until
She heard the regretful and complaining voices of some villagers, and she guessed some truths.
"Son-in-law, is this handsome girl your wife? Are you married? My girl is still waiting for you!"
"Yes, I remember, my family is the same as Widow Li's family, but they were all betrothed by Teacher Qin."
"My family is too!"
Jiang Luo's hair was full of black lines. He put his hands behind his back and put the small pistol in Si Meixue's hand into his pocket, then wrapped her small hand with his warm big hand.
He knew that the story had come to this point, and with her intelligence, she had guessed some of the reasons.
It is impossible for her to shoot.
That's why he dared to put away her gun unscrupulously.
Si Meixue lost her temper suddenly by his arrogance.
Who told him to be so brave!
He is so brave!
Just let him pull.
Although, my heart is still a little small.
But she has been captured by him.
Now she is patiently listening to him explain to herself.
Cough!
"Aunts and uncles, I already have a wife, so don't follow my mother's example and mess up the mandarin ducks, okay?"
After finishing speaking, he explained to Si Meixue, "Honey, you probably guessed it, my mother used to be a bit naughty, that is, no matter who she takes me to visit, as long as the other party has a daughter, whether it is in the stomach or in the belly Besides, she would point out girls from other families to me as my wife."
"Then you agree?"
Old Jiang Luo blushed, "I was young back then! My mother lied to me that my wife is delicious, so I just..."
"Wife, believe me, if your mother knew me, she would definitely tell you to be my daughter-in-law!"
Si Meixue gave him a big white eye, and said angrily: "Big pig's hoof!"
Having said that, she was not angry at all.
Jiang Luo naturally embraced her slender waist.
He knew she had forgiven him.
"Like! Too similar!"
The villagers who watched the two show their affection were amazed.
"like what?"
"Son-in-law look at this girl's eyes!"
"It's exactly the same as the way Teacher Jiang looks at Teacher Qin!"
"Really, that means my father and my mother are very affectionate! Haha."
"Also, please don't call me son-in-law anymore, otherwise my father-in-law will know and refuse to marry his daughter to me, what should I do?"
Everyone was relieved at this time.
"Don't call me son-in-law? What do you call you? Could it be that you are called Zai Zai?"
As soon as an uncle spoke, he was kicked severely by Widow Li.
"What is Zai Zai, Zai Zai is also your name?"
"Ms. Qin said that only she and her daughter-in-law can call Zai Zai! No one else can!"
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