Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Just as she was pondering, she heard Lu Zhanbo continue to say to the girl, "I'm not a pervert! Don't misunderstand, it's just a metaphor. Actually, my mom has a great figure too. She's a little taller than you. Uh, I didn't mean you're short. What I meant was, okay, I know I'm not good at talking to girls. Aren't you going to get me a drink? Zhao splashed it on me, so I'll splash it myself!"

After saying that, Lu Zhanbo snatched the drink from the girl's hand and splashed it all over his face.

Just as Su Mingyang and Lü Ziqiao were speechless, the girl actually took out a tissue and helped Lu Zhanbo wipe his face, saying in Japanese as she did so, "I don't speak Chinese, I'm from Japan, but you're very cute."

Seeing this, Lu Ziqiao was dumbfounded: "How dare they break into this place?"

Su Mingyang shrugged: "Looks like Yifei's prayers worked."

Lu Ziqiao didn't understand what Su Mingyang meant by that. Just as he was about to ask, Lu Zhanbo turned around and excitedly said to them, "I did it!"

"Sure, Zhanbo."

Su Mingyang smiled.

"Um."

Lu Zhanbo was extremely excited.

Chapter 223 Should we fight for our country's glory together?

Lu Ziqiao laughed, "I told you you could do it! How does it feel to get on the train? Next stop, the airport. Once you're on the plane, you'll have a kind of 'cloudy' feeling, and your relationship will progress by leaps and bounds! Haha, I love this wine to death! What am I even saying?"

Seeing this guy spouting all this nonsense, Su Mingyang said speechlessly, "Ziqiao, if you've had too much to drink, go and rest."

"What?! I'm not drunk! There are so many beautiful women waiting for me, how can I go to rest?"

Lu Ziqiao said, his face flushed and his neck thick.

Su Mingyang shook his head; there was nothing he could do about this guy.

At this moment, Lu Zhanbo introduced them, saying, "Let me introduce you, this is my friend."

"Hello."

Su Mingyang and Lü Ziqiao greeted him in the language of cherry blossoms.

Hello.

She smiled and responded, somewhat surprised, "You know the language of cherry blossoms?"

"Um."

Su Mingyang nodded.

Lu Ziqiao, feeling quite smug, grabbed Lu Zhanbo and Su Mingyang and said in cherry blossom language, "Of course, I have herpes!"

"Nani"

They stayed.

Upon hearing Lü Qiao's words, Su Mingyang realized he was in trouble. He hadn't expected to get Lu Zhanbo into this mess. Seeing that Lü Ziqiao was about to speak again, he quickly covered his mouth and, ignoring the guy's struggles, said in cherry blossom language, "Don't mind him, he just likes to talk nonsense when he's drunk."

Lu Zhanbo was completely bewildered, unable to understand what Su Mingyang was saying at all. However, he was very surprised and envious. He only knew that the other party was good at English, but he did not expect that he also knew Sakura language, and even spoke it so fluently.

Nodding, she noticed a strange glint in Su Mingyang's eyes: "So that's how it is. Your cherry blossom language is so fluent. Can you tell me your name?"

"Su Mingyang, you two talk, I'll take him to rest for a bit."

After Su Mingyang finished speaking, he gave Lu Zhanbo a wink, then pulled the bewildered Lu Ziqiao away.

"Ah, Lord Mingyang."

Seeing Su Mingyang leave like that, she felt a little disappointed.

"Mingyang, don't go!"

Lu Zhanbo also called out to Su Mingyang.

He doesn't understand the language of cherry blossoms, so how can he chat with them? Unfortunately, Su Mingyang had already walked far away, leaving him and the two of them staring at each other blankly.

"Damn it, Mingyang, what are you doing here? I still need to give Zhanbo some pointers on how to pick up girls!"

Lu Ziqiao was pulled to 360 degrees by Su Mingyang, and said somewhat unhappily.

"And you're still talking? You almost ruined Zhanbo's life!" "Seriously? How did I mess with him?"

Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, then he understood.

Su Mingyang didn't answer, but a thought struck him, and he asked, "What did you mean by that phrase about cherry blossoms just now?"

"You look beautiful tonight, is there a problem?"

As Lu Ziqiao spoke, he suddenly frowned, "Wait... Mingyang, you spoke the cherry blossom language so well just now, how could you not understand the meaning of this sentence?"

"Of course I understood. I just wanted to test you and see if you understood."

Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh.

"Nonsense, would I say something like that if I didn't know?"

Lu Ziqiao said irritably.

Su Mingyang rolled his eyes, thinking to himself, "What do you know?" Lu Ziqiao, unaware that Chen Meijia had tricked him, urged, "Mingyang, tell me how I tricked Zhanbo!"

After pausing for two seconds, Su Mingyang said, "You looked like a thug just now, so frivolous. Didn't you see how much that girl disliked you?"

"Is there?"

Lu Ziqiao looked completely bewildered.

"Of course there is. Also, please don't use that cherry blossom language again. People from the cherry blossom country find it very uncomfortable and it will leave a bad impression on them."

Su Mingyang lied.

He promised not to expose Chen Meijia, and of course he had to keep his word.

"Seriously? You can't even feel comfortable hearing compliments?"

Lu Ziqiao said in astonishment.

"If you don't believe me, you can go ahead and tell other people. Don't blame me if you get rejected."

Su Mingyang disagreed.

"Okay, I'll listen to you, I won't say that anymore, alright?"

Lu Ziqiao immediately backed down.

Su Mingyang smiled slightly: "Not bad, you are teachable."

Lu Ziqiao twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "But if I don't say that, how am I supposed to greet the woman with the cherry blossoms? Mingyang, can you teach me a greeting?"

Su Mingyang thought for a moment, then told him the real cherry blossom phrase, "You look beautiful tonight," and tricked him into thinking it was a more subtle way of saying it and wouldn't offend anyone.

"Okay, I've got it. I'm going to put it into practice right away."

Lu Ziqiao nodded, grinning slyly, "Mingyang, do you want to join me in bringing glory to the country?"

"If Wanyu knew you were instigating me, she would immediately gather 100,000 men to wipe you out."

Su Mingyang pursed his lips.

"Oh right! I forgot you also have Wanyu."

Lu Ziqiao suddenly jolted awake, then laughed and said, "It seems I'll have to fight for this honor alone. Bye-bye."

Su Mingyang watched as Lü Ziqiao went to flirt with girls, shook his head, and replied to 360.

Just then, a system notification sounded in my mind.

Upon hearing this voice, a deep smile appeared on his lips.

Chapter 224 was completely destroyed by your insults!

System: Ding! The admiration value of Lu Zhanbo, the protagonist of Love Apartment, for the host has reached 60. The host is rewarded with mastery of calligraphy skills! In an instant, a large number of calligraphy techniques and knowledge flooded into Su Mingyang's mind.

"Zhanbo, Zhanbo, you've finally gotten it from Yulin!"

Su Mingyang smiled, his heart filled with mixed emotions.

Having known Lu Zhanbo for almost a year, I've finally raised his level of respect for me to 60.

That's really impressive! At this point, all seven members of the Love Apartment team have reached a respect level of 60 for him.

Reaching the minor perfection level! I need to get Wanyu to take out that bag of spicy strips from 82 that she's been keeping safe.

Let's celebrate!

Thinking about it, he opened the system panel and browsed the information data, unintentionally helping the shameless author pad out the word count.

宿主:苏明阳年龄:21技能:“八国语言精通普通话,英语,法语,樱花语,棒子语,漫画技能精通,厨艺技能精通,咖啡制作技能精通,国术技能精通,钢琴技能精通,摄影技能精通,歌唱技能精通,书法技能精通任务:暂无世界主角敬佩值——林宛瑜:99关谷神奇:78胡一菲:77吕子乔:74陈美嘉:71曾小贤:65陆展博:60“宛瑜竟然只差一点就到100,给力!”

Su Mingyang was thrilled to see the level of admiration Lin Wanyu displayed.

When the level of respect reaches 100, the other person considers him or her closest relative or lover.

My feelings for him have definitely undergone a qualitative change.

He desperately wanted to have it right away.

However, after calming down a bit, I realized that I couldn't rush it.

There's no use in being anxious.

He had no idea under what circumstances Lin Wanyu would increase her respect for him to this extent.

Even when he's trying to show off, he has to cater to Wan Yu's tastes; this is a lesson he's learned over the past year.