Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

I don't have it on me right now, I'll give it to you next time.

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.

"Okay, don't forget you owe me fifty cents."

Su Mingyang reminded him.

"Should I write you an IOU?"

"Sure, I happen to have paper and pen on me."

As Su Mingyang spoke, he took out a small notebook and a ballpoint pen from the inside pocket of his clothes.

Seeing this, Hu Yifei was completely defeated, so angry she almost vomited blood, and glared fiercely at the guy.

If only I had known better than to scare this person, I would have killed her! It was a classic case of trying to steal a chicken but losing the rice instead! Seeing her expression, Su Mingyang finally felt relieved.

I thought to myself, "Teacher Zeng may not be able to beat you, Hu Yifei, but that doesn't mean I can't."

"Oh right, speaking of Teacher Zeng, I haven't seen him." Thinking of this, he asked, "Wanyu, have you seen Teacher Zeng?"

[In the white-screened space, Zeng Xiaoxian wept with joy: God! Finally, someone remembered me!] Lin Wanyu was still secretly laughing at the bickering between the two when Su Mingyang asked her question. She shook her head, "Mingyang, didn't you see him next door either?"

"No."

Hu Yifei slapped her forehead, annoyed, "Oh no, I forgot to tell him about the party tonight."

"how so"

Lin Wanyu asked in confusion, "Ziqiao called us this afternoon to let us know, why didn't he notify us all at once?"

"This guy said his phone was out of credit and asked me to make a call for him."

Hu Yifei said helplessly.

"You're doomed. When Teacher Zeng comes back, Yifei, you'd better prepare to face his boundless wrath."

Su Mingyang shook his head.

"Teacher Zeng must be very angry because she didn't see us."

Lin Wanyu said with concern.

"It's alright, try to be optimistic. Maybe Zeng Xiaoxian is so engrossed in Pirates of the Caribbean that he hasn't even noticed we're not here."

Hu Yifei forced a smile.

Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu's lips twitched slightly.

Is this treating Zeng Xiaoxian like an idiot?

Chapter 222 On the way back carrying a knife!

Yunfeng Theater.

The Caribbean pirates senior citizens' art performance is about to begin.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked around at the empty seats and was extremely puzzled.

"What the hell? Where did everyone go?"

Muttering to himself, he took out his phone and dialed Lu Ziqiao's number.

A moment later, a gentle voice came through the receiver.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is out of service."

""

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows twitched, and then he found Su Mingyang's number and dialed it.

It was still a gentle voice.

Sorry, the number you dialed is currently switched off.

"Depend on!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was extremely frustrated. After thinking for a moment, he dialed Hu Yifei's number again.

After a long while, it was still that… gentle voice.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is temporarily unavailable."

“%%”

Zeng Xiaoxian became withdrawn and almost threw his phone away.

These guys are just too infuriating! Just then, he heard the announcer say that the old man performing was sick, and he was overjoyed.

But the next second, his smile froze.

This old man actually wants to perform while he's ill.

"The performance is about to begin. Please silence your phones and turn off vibration."

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't be bothered to pay any attention.

Of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, running away is the best.

Unexpectedly, just as he stood up, the searchlight shone on him.

At the same time, all eyes in the room were on him.

"Please do not move around during the performance, especially you, sir."

Zeng Xiaoxian was incredibly embarrassed, feeling like he'd been caught urinating or defecating in public.

"Hehe, the seat is dirty, let me wipe it."

He gave a dry laugh, sat down stiffly, and turned off the volume on his phone.

He cursed those seven lousy bastards in his mind.

Then he saw the curtain of eternal life—on the stage, an old man dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow, holding an IV drip stand in one hand and a large knife in the other, was performing a grand opera.

""

On the other side, Love Apartment.

Su Mingyang took out his phone to call Zeng Xiaoxian, but found it was out of battery and turned off. Hu Yifei's phone was in the room and he was too lazy to get it, so he had to ask Lin Wanyu to make a call.

"Teacher Zeng didn't answer."

Lin Wanyu hung up the phone and shook her head at the two of them.

"I bet he's completely absorbed in Peking Opera."

Hu Yifei guessed.

Lin Wanyu then guessed, "It's also possible that Teacher Zeng is very angry right now and is deliberately not answering the phone."

"It's more likely that Teacher Zeng was on her way back with a knife in hand and didn't have time to answer the phone."

Su Mingyang said.

Hearing their guesses, Hu Yifei's eyes flickered, and she waved her hand, saying, "Forget it, why think so much? We'll know when he gets back!"

"Too."

Su Mingyang said, "Anyway... the first person Teacher Zeng looked for when she came back was you, Yifei. There's nothing between Wanyu and me."

Lin Wanyu smiled but didn't say anything.

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.

"Hey, look, Zhanbo's hitting on a girl."

Su Mingyang gestured with his chin towards a spot not far away.

Hu Yifei and Lin Wanyu followed his gaze and, sure enough, saw Lu Zhanbo talking shyly to a girl near the balcony, with Lu Ziqiao standing to the side.

"Zhanbo has finally figured it out. I'll go check on him."

Hu Yifei exclaimed in surprise, eagerly wanting to run over and see.

Lin Wanyu quickly grabbed her: "Hey, don't, Feifei, you'll be nervous going to the expo."

"Exactly... if you rush over like that, not only will Zhanbo be scared away, but the girls will too."

Su Mingyang said sarcastically.

Hu Yifei thought for a moment and said, "Okay."

As she spoke, she clasped her hands together and murmured towards the ceiling, "Ancestors above, please bless Zhanbo with immediate success!"

Seeing Hu Yifei's actions, Su Mingyang was speechless and said to Lin Wanyu, "I'll go check on the situation."

"Um."

He walked over to Lu Ziqiao and patted him on the shoulder.

Just then, I overheard Lu Zhanbo saying to the girl, "In my memory, my older sister has the best figure. Many times when I see her from behind, I get a strange urge, hehe."

Upon hearing this, Lü Ziqiao spat out his drink and stared at Lu Zhanbo in disbelief.

Su Mingyang was also stunned; Zhanbo's thoughts were far too dangerous.