manynovel 041 We Sing
041 We Sing
I stood up, spread my arms, and waved my hands upwards incessantly: "Let's go, that's enough, let's change the battlefield."
Yu Wenhao sat there, looking up at him: "What are you doing? Where are you going?"
"Of course, we'll go to your sister's place," San San answered for me.
This is going to Qiqi's NOC party karaoke, which is quite strange. Yu asked:
"There are no customers, why go there?"
San San rolled her eyes at him: "Are we living for the guests? If there are no guests, can't we go out and have fun ourselves?"
"I, I, I am the guest," the king said, patting his chest. "I have traveled a long and arduous journey from Yongcheng to get here. What else could I be but a guest?"
"I'm not going," Yu Wenhao shook her head.
"Go on, go on," Er Mao said. "It's rare that everyone's here today."
San San looked at Yu Wenhao and asked slyly, "What? Aren't you going to help your sister complete her mission?"
Yu Wenhao looked at Qiqi and understood. It seemed these guys had already planned to go to NOC party karaoke that night, which was why they called Qiqi over. Yu Wenhao said:
"You can go, but you're not allowed to call her 'little sister'."
Upon hearing this, the other three immediately erupted in anger. The man shouted, "What do you mean? Shaolin Temple? A few monks are groaning and yelling, 'Quickly, use nunchucks!'"
Er Mao said, "If we don't want to call a girl, then we don't need to go to NOC Party KTV, we can just go to KTV."
"If you just want to sing, why go to some fancy karaoke bar? Just climb to the roof of our company building and belt it out," San San said.
I stood there, waving my arms up and down like wings, and shouted, "See that? Don't be silly!"
Yu Wenhao glanced at him sideways and asked, "What do you see?"
"My hands, which were born to embrace two women, have been idle for so long that I can smell their loneliness," the King said.
"That's body odor! Have you not showered for days?" Yu Wenhao said, and everyone burst into laughter.
Er Mao also advised Yu Wenhao: "Let's go, let's go, don't be like that. The saying 'colorful flags flutter outside, but the red flag stands tall at home' is outdated. What's popular now is a red flag in one's heart, swaying in a sea of colorful flags."
"Er Mao is right. I'd even dare to livestream for my wife there. My wife also says that compared to other places, KTVs are now the purest places," San San said.
San San's wife and children are in Canada, while he's alone in China. Yu Wenhao asked, "Is your wife even more shameless than you?"
"No, what she said makes sense. If this happened anywhere else, and you were hugging and cuddling with a young girl, wouldn't that lead to something serious? It would definitely be a case of getting emotionally involved and physically involved. In a KTV, when the lights are dimmed, no matter how much you hug and cuddle, as soon as the lights come back on, the tip is paid, and everyone goes their separate ways. You won't even know the name of the girl you were just hugging."
"Knowing is also a lie," Qiqi said. "We accompany people for drinks, but we're not responsible for providing emotional support. We can get them through their stomachs, but we don't get them through their hearts or bodies."
The three guys applauded, and I said, "See? Don't be so nice. This is the insight of a professional. If you go there just to have sex, then you're out of touch and your own intentions are impure."
"There are quite a few lowlifes like this. They think they can satisfy all their needs with just a tip," Qiqi laughed from the side. "When we encounter people like this, we smile on the outside but really want to slap them in the face."
Yu Wen looked at them and said, "You talk so elegantly and refinedly, but in the end, aren't you just trying to be lewd?"
"Yes, yes, we just want to be moral hooligans," Er Mao said.
Qiqi reached out and took Yu Wenhao's arm, saying, "Brother, ignore them. Let them have their arms around each other. We won't call them. I'll stay with you."
Yu Wenhao tried to refuse, but Gua and Er Mao came over and pulled him up.
After leaving the private room, San San went to the cashier to pay the bill. The four of them stopped at the door to wait for San San. I was getting impatient. He said to Qi Qi:
"Qiqi, you know what your brother wants..."
Qiqi said, "I know, I know. You just needed milk during infancy. As long as you have big breasts, anything else is fine. I've already asked them to save some for you."
Yu Wenhao and Er Mao laughed heartily, and I rubbed my hands together and said, "Then my Tathagata Palm is in luck today."
Yu Wenhao and Er Mao's car will be driven back later. I'll be staying at San San's house tonight. San San called two drivers to take Yu Wenhao and Er Mao's car to NOC party karaoke. After it's over, they'll have the drivers take them back. San San and I will take a taxi back.
The group arrived at NOC party karaoke, where Qiqi had booked a private room with billiards. The four of them entered the room and, without saying a word, started a round of billiards. Yu Wenhao and Er Mao went first, and the loser would go down to the next person. Just like when they were in school, the rotation only happened between Er Mao, San San, and themselves, with Yu Wenhao winning every single round.
While they were playing billiards, Qiqi picked up her phone and sent a WeChat message. A little while later, a girl pushed open the door and walked in confidently. Qiqi led her over and asked, "I..."
"Brother, how about this one?"
Upon seeing this, I clapped my hands and exclaimed, "Wow, this sight evokes memories of a foreign capital city!"
Upon hearing this, Yu Wenhao, San San, and Er Mao burst out laughing. Qi Qi and the other girl, not understanding what they were laughing at, found it all rather baffling. Yu Wenhao and the others all knew that the "I" was referring to Bogotá, the capital of Colombia. Bogotá, meaning "big" or "perfect."
Qiqi looked at San San, and San San nodded. Qiqi pushed the girl towards me, and I hugged her tightly.
Then Mommy led a group of girls in. San San and Er Mao quickly chose their partners. Qi Qi looked at Yu Wenhao, but Yu Wenhao shook his head. Qi Qi told Mommy, "Okay."
San San and Er Mao, each with their own girl in their arms. Yu Wenhao held a billiard cue in his right hand. Qiqi walked to his left and put her arm around his waist. Yu Wenhao tried to dodge, but couldn't, and Qiqi still held him. Qiqi leaned close to Yu Wenhao's ear and whispered something to him:
"Don't try to dodge! You've already hugged me, don't you want me to hug you back?"
Yu Wenhao turned to look at her and asked, "When did I hug you?"
Kiki snorted, "After carrying you upstairs so many times, you still don't want to acknowledge it?"
Yu Wenhao paused, then blushed. Qiqi was referring to how, every time she drank too much, Yu Wenhao would take her to the Tenglong Building and carry her from the car to her room. Even though it was because she couldn't walk, he still carried her.
Qiqi chuckled.
After one round of billiards, San San was still not satisfied and wanted to play another round with Yu Wenhao, but I came to interfere and shouted:
"What are you fighting for? Let's go sing karaoke."
Everyone went to sit on the sofa, and the music started. Yu Wenhao and the other four cheered. It turned out that Qiqi knew that these four guys were together, and the first song they would sing was definitely the theme song of "Meteor Garden", "Unavoidable Love".
On the screen, Jerry Yan, Vanness Wu, Ken Chu, and Vic Chou stepped out of a sports car one after another. Then, Harlem Yu, wearing a black T-shirt and holding a microphone, appeared on the stage.
Yu Wenhao, San San Er Mao, and I, the four of us, sang together:
"I can't forget the first time I saw you / Your captivating eyes / Your image lingers in my mind..."
They can remember the lyrics to this song without even looking at the screen. From high school until now, they themselves don't know how many times they've sung this song.