Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 944 Yuigahama Yui tries to reason, but she is a fool

"Yui, there's been no news from you all day. What are you doing? I wanted to ask you to go shopping together."

Listening to the voice on the phone, Yuigahama Yui responded with her usual silly smile: "I was just dazed, and it was already night in a flash."

Miura Yumiko on the other side complained:

"I really can't do anything about you, but seriously, you can't do this. Hime saw a hairpin today that we all thought would suit you very well. I sent you a message but you didn't reply, so I bought it for you without your permission and will give it to you tomorrow when you go to school."

Upon hearing this, Yuigahama quickly took the phone away from her ear and looked through the messages. She found that there were indeed some such messages, but it was at that time when Hojo was being chased by a middle-aged man whose name was unknown and who did what he did on the stage.

She was only busy giggling and yelling at Hojo to run faster, and at the same time envious of the man who could actually run after Hojo, it was so great. So she completely ignored the messages from Yumiko and Ebina.

No, she probably saw it. She took out her phone to take photos and videos, and she thought it was annoying that the message suddenly appeared. It turned out to be news from Yumiko and the others. Really...

Thinking of this, she quickly apologized:

"Oh my god, I was probably sleeping and daydreaming at that time."

She chuckled, girls are very convenient, as long as they giggle and act like idiots, no matter what stupid things they do, they will be forgiven. Especially for a girl as generous (?) as Yumiko.

Sure enough, Miura Yumiko complained a few more times, but still ended with "I'm too lazy to talk to you" and easily passed over the matter.

Yuigahama was just about to ask her friends where they had been playing today when she heard a busy tone and the call was hung up.

what happened?

She stared at her phone blankly, and then her thoughts drifted to another place without stopping. If you want to know where it is, it is probably some unknown restaurant, where there are Sakura, Nitrate, and... Hojo-san.

Come to think of it, I haven't formally said thank you to Hojo-san for saving Su Bing on the first day of school.

This thought would automatically arise in Yuigahama Yui's head almost every day when she saw Hojo Kyosuke in the classroom.

This was not a difficult thing to do. After all, it was just saying thank you. For Yuigahama, who was good at pretending to be stupid, it was just as easy as saying sorry.

When Hojo Kyosuke handed the leash of Su Bing to her, she had already said thank you, and received a hearty smile from Hojo in response.

By the way, I still don't understand why Hojo-san knew my name and called me Yuigahama-senpai. Do I look old? This hair color should be very young. My mother pretends to be young all day long.

In short, this not-difficult task was constantly delayed.

The girl seemed to be resisting to say thank you in her heart. It was not because she was unwilling, but because she was afraid that this secret connection would be severed.

Look, isn't that what everyone does? Deliberately drop the eraser, or just throw it in front of the boy you like, so that he can pick it up, and then you have an excuse to talk, or thank him or treat him to a meal, and then fate will come, right? Everyone does this.

To be honest, Yuigahama Yui had seen worse things before. It's not accurate to say that she had seen them, in fact, she had experienced them herself.

When she was in junior high school, she was shopping with her best friend. Her friend saw a handsome guy, and before she could see what he looked like, she was pushed over by her friend, and the ice cream in her hand went directly onto his back.

When she was at a loss as to what to do, her friend had already rushed forward, and with an apologetic look on her face, she asked about the handsome guy's well-being and apologized for her laundry expenses. In the end, the three of them had dinner together. Her friend and the handsome guy were both very happy with the meal, but she felt like chewing wax and had no appetite.

Fortunately, my friend and the handsome guy broke up after not dating for long because they found out that he was a scumbag. Otherwise, she didn’t know how long the ice cream incident would have been talked about. Almost every time the three of them got together, my friend and the handsome guy would talk about this incident, saying that it was thanks to her clumsiness that they were able to be together.

That’s enough. Yuigahama thinks that her friend and the handsome guy are actually a good match. After all, her friend is also a hot girl who changes partners as quickly as she changes clothes.

That's what happened, and just like in the movies when rich guys pick up girls, they take out a hundred dollars and hand it to them, "Hey, miss, is this the US dollar you dropped?", and then the story begins.

Yuigahama Yui felt that this was a very good start. A crazy girl walking her dog at 7am on the first day of school, a dog running out of control and running onto the road at a red light, and a handsome guy making a heroic appearance. It was the perfect development of a bishoujo manga. The only problem was that this handsome guy was too handsome.

Oh, Yui sighed.

Originally, the next development should be that Kyousuke and I met in the classroom, and both looked at each other in surprise.

"Ah! It's you! The confused lady who walked her dog at 7 in the morning for no apparent reason!"

"Ah! It's you! The tall and handsome hero who saved me and Shortbread!"

Such words came out of my mouth and Hojo classmate's mouth at the same time, and then they smiled in tacit understanding, and said in unison: "What a coincidence, we will be classmates from now on."

Yeah~

Hey hey hey hey hey——

Yuigahama turned over in bed, then over again, and then over again. Like an omelet that was constantly fast-forwarded and rewound, she kept turning over and over.

Finally she sat up and huddled her knees against the wall.

The girl rested her chin on her knees, hugged her knees with her hands, and hooked her index finger on the charm on the phone. The phone swung and hit her shin again and again. It hurt a little, but not enough to cool her down.

I don’t know if it was because of the egg roll rolling just now, or the embarrassing fantasy in my mind before, but Yuigahama Yui’s cheeks were stained with a light peach color, which made the color of her face and hair very close.

Rose-red hair, rose-red eyes, peach-colored face, and orange pajamas.

The girl looked like a solid-color doll that an artist had cut corners in drawing.

She was stunned for a while, then suddenly shouted:

"Shortbread! Shortbread!"

Almost as soon as I finished speaking, my mother's voice rang out, telling me not to yell or I would be disliked by the neighbors. My mother's reaction was so quick that I wondered if she knew I would do this and had already said it, waiting for me to give in.

In fact, she is not noisy. What is annoying is the neighbors next door who shamelessly honk their horns almost every time they enter or leave the street. If she wants to dislike someone, she should be the one to dislike them.

The sound of dripping beads is so annoying. If only I were as smart as Hojo-san, I could use a baseball to break all the windows of his house from hundreds of meters away!

Yuigahama thought bitterly.

But that's not the point. The dachshund with shiny fur came quickly like a train of trucks. It pushed the door open with its head as if it was familiar with the place and walked in. Yui then realized that she had not closed the door.

What a mistake! If my mother had seen me rolling around on the bed, she would have thought I was crazy.

Shortbread walks very slowly. If other puppies are four-wheel drive off-road vehicles, then Shortbread should be an antique steam train.

It's not cute at all, but the way it walks slowly is inexplicably funny, and going up and down the stairs looks like liquid flowing down, which is fun.

The dachshund walked in and probably came to the edge of the bed. Yuigahama knew that Su Bing must be looking up at the ceiling at this moment, because it was too short and she couldn't see its head at all when she was sitting on the inside of the bed.

The girl threw her phone away and laid down, sticking her head out from the bed.

The beautiful pair of big rose-red eyes met the puppy's brown eyes. The dachshund was not young anymore, and was as calm as an old man.

If the little master doesn't say anything, it will just stand there quietly (?). It should be standing, although it looks like a loaf of chocolate bread lying down.

"Hey, shortbread."

Yuigahama Yui hesitated and spoke:

"As a dog, you are man's best friend, right?"

The dachshund said nothing, but just turned its pointed face towards its little master, with its wet nose almost touching his master.

Yuigahama nodded twice to herself. Her appearance couldn't be said to be 90% similar to Yamauchi Sakura, but at least she was 100% similar.

As man’s best friend, he certainly won’t refute what man says.

So even if the shortbread didn't say anything, Yuigahama knew that it must agree with what she said.

"In that case, as a good friend, don't you have any desire to express gratitude for the help you received from humans?"

The girl pulled her hand out from under her chest, pointed her index finger at the dachshund's forehead, and scolded:

"That's a dog's life! With such a great kindness, you can still live happily and heartlessly every day. Really, I can't stand it."

The tone was full of disappointment, pitying their misfortune and being angry at their lack of resistance.

As a good friend of humans, how can they not help their owners solve problems? It is said that the dog at Sakura and Niu-chan's home helps them get their slippers every day, and sometimes imitates the lawn mower to make them happy (Note 1).

(Note 1 What the hell! Oh my god! Is that a lawn mower? Really? She was so happy to see big brother that she couldn’t wait to rush over and ran too fast and fell. Her chin braked and her mouth opened wide to chew a mouthful of grass and mud! Baka baka baka! What a bad mind! Big sister is really bad! So bad!)

(PS: Oh, but Momotaro still loves you.)

Yuigahama Yui couldn't imagine what a puppy imitating a lawn mower would look like, but it must be very cute. According to Sakura, a girl who lives with them is still training her puppy to do backflips, but it's not going well. The current progress is that the puppy hasn't learned it at all, and the girl sprained her waist while demonstrating.

That's so pitiful, I hope it's ok.

Thinking of this, Yui couldn't help but recall the people around Hojo-san that she saw at noon, wondering which one of them was so cute that she would think of teaching a puppy to do a backflip.

The girl with gorgeous blonde hair that looks like the sun? No, absolutely not. Such a delicate girl shouldn't play with puppies. A Persian cat with hair combed to be as smooth as feathers is the pet she should keep. This is in line with her noble temperament.

Yeah, Yui nodded in conviction, very satisfied with her own reasoning.

The one with long black hair, burgundy eyes, and an incredible body that looks like it’s about to burst her T-shirt?

Hmm... it must be so happy to be her dog! If I could be held in her arms, sitting on those plump and slender legs, and I could touch the towering breasts with just a slight movement of my head, ah...

Just thinking about it makes me feel that being a dog is not bad. Okay, you think so too, right, shortbread?

No, wait, why do you look so disgusted? My breasts are not small, are they?

No, no, wait a minute, why would I have such a thought? I am a girl.

It definitely isn't this girl. If it were her, there would be no need to train the puppy to circle around as she wishes.

Ah!

Yuigahama eliminated the suspects one by one, Eriri, Kasumigaoka, Naoka, Sakura, Mitsuha, Yukino... She didn't feel strange to see Yukino, because she had heard about this matter from her two friends a long time ago.

But what she didn't know was that a girl named Kato Megumi was directly ignored by her.

Finally, she identified the suspect.

Yukinoshita Yukino, a girl who was hailed as the most beautiful girl by all the teachers and students in the school within just one month of entering school. The daughter of the school director, and a super academic genius whose follower, Hojo Kyosuke, was far ahead of the rest of the school.

Yuigahama had seen how hard Yukinoshita worked to teach the team members to dance, and knew that she was a serious and rigorous person. It was no surprise that someone like her would teach a puppy to do a backflip.

There were only two things she couldn't figure out. One was when did Yukinoshita become Hojo's tenant, or did they not live together but just went to play with his dog? The other was why Yukinoshita twisted her waist given her body flexibility when dancing.

I didn't expect that Yukinoshita-san likes puppies so much.

Yuigahama sighed to herself, feeling a little secretly delighted, happy that she had something in common with such an outstanding girl.

She laughed foolishly for a while, then turned her criticism towards the dachshund that was standing there like a log.

"Say it! Shortbread, say that you really want to express your gratitude to Hojo-san in person, thank him for saving your life! Say it!"

stare!

"..."

The dachshund moved its head, then made a difficult turn, as spectacular as a semi-hook, and walked towards the door without saying a word.

Hey ~

The girl sighed, twisted her waist, turned over, and fell on her back on the bed. At this time, the phone rang, and she quickly clicked it to check.

“Oh, Nitro-chan actually tweeted!

Delighted, Yuigahama Yui clicked on Nishimiya Shoko's new status, and saw a photo of the girl and a strange girl.

Distraught, Yuigahama Yui retreated. (End of this chapter)