Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 943 Sakura is a dog, Yukino is a cat

Unexpectedly, the first boys to give up this idea were Hata Goro and others.

Hikigaya Hachiman, who is very intelligent and often has flashes of inspiration, came up with a new and brilliant idea for them.

"Why do you have to be obsessed with poop? After all, Onitsuka-senpai's poop belongs only to them, and we have to forge our own paths in the end."

As he said this, his eyes, which had an alarmingly large proportion of white in them, flashed with a frightening gleam.

"Vomit!"

Hikigaya Hachiman raised his arms and shouted.

"Let's make a vomit gate! There's a mouth on the top of the gate, and vomit will pour down from the mouth like a waterfall. Then we can disguise ourselves as vegetable leaves and rice and run out from under the vomit waterfall! I'm sure that will be quite shocking!"

Hikigaya argued that within 0.1 seconds, all the girls within meters around him had safely evacuated. Oh, no, there was only Totsuka Ayaka left... No, it's still not right... Anyway, that's what happened.

The boys burst into loud cheers after a brief silence.

Shouts such as "Genius!" "Awesome!" "We have vomit!" "You're really Hachiman!" continued to be heard.

Hata Goro almost cried with joy. He could finally follow in the footsteps of his predecessors and leave his own deep footprints in the sports festival.

The idea king Hikigaya Hachiman has become the new hero, and all the boys are caught up in beautiful fantasies. Some of them have already decided to highlight this matter when writing their resumes in the future, because they believe that no man would refuse such a cool thing.

People started lifting Hikigaya up and started throwing him around.

In the end, this genius idea king almost knelt on the ground and wailed before he got the girls’ forgiveness, and they promised with great difficulty not to call him "Vomiting Valley" in the future.

The boys would not treat someone who almost became a hero like this. They gathered around Hikigaya Hachiman and promised him that even if it didn't work this year, they would complete this great thing next year, the year after, the year after that... in ten years, a dozen years. Even though they had already graduated, their juniors would inherit this unfinished business.

"When that happens, the whole school will be shouting your name: Aww~ Vomit Valley!"

Hojo Kyosuke, who was standing nearby and watching coldly, clearly saw regret on Hikigaya Hachiman's face. He didn't know whether he regretted not carrying out the Vomiting Valley plan quietly, or regretted wantonly brandishing his talent after becoming too proud of himself.

But with his understanding of this kendo demonstration aid, Hikigaya will definitely do it again if he has the chance. His irrepressible talent will continue to drive him to come up with new ideas, and the idiots of the Runaway Angels like his ideas.

After all, Hatagoro and his friends are idiots who only think about motorcycles and fighting, and they don't care even if they are hated by all the girls in the school. Hikigaya, who is inspired by his friends, still has unrealistic fantasies about high school life.

Perhaps the only thing that could comfort him was what Totsuka Ayaka said to him afterwards.

"Vomiting Valley... ah, no, Hajima~~ Vomiting gate or something, it seems a bit disgusting, but it feels exciting just thinking about it, Hajima you are really smart."

The extremely handsome boy's cheeks turned slightly red.

When Hikigaya Hachiman found out that he almost made the angel-like Ayaka vomit, he immediately felt so guilty that he wanted to commit suicide to apologize.

But in the next second, thinking of such a pure and lovely Aika running out from under the rainbow gate disguised as an undigested vegetable leaf, he shamefully discovered that he was actually somewhat expectant in his heart... After all, angels are not as good as fallen angels.

To sum up, even if this is the case within their own group, how can the Blue Team and the White Team obey?

The suggestion of the elegant Miss Yukinoshita was not adopted. Her lobbying was rejected without hesitation by the blue team and the white team. Not everyone has outstanding taste like her.

On the contrary, the bad guys on the blue team got new inspiration after listening to her words. They have not yet decided what kind of door to build.

Well…these bad guys decided to make a puppy themed gate.

Ms. Yukinoshita, who is usually calm, was almost pissed off. During the Service Club's activities that day, a bunch of people were just sitting in the activity room playing with their phones and chatting. She kept complaining to Sakura and Naoko, saying, "I have already made more than 20 designs for them to refer to, and they said I could help them improve the design for free. How could they do that?"

However, her idea of ​​getting recognition and comfort from her friends was unrealistic, because Miss Yamauchi Sakura, who was more dog-like than a dog, heard her words and announced without hesitation that she would switch to the blue team to build a cute dog gate with everyone.

Yamauchi Sakura actually doesn't have any particular favorite animals. If she has to say, she likes people, a specific person named Hojo Kyosuke.

And someone who also likes dogs likes dogs, so the girl also likes dogs.

Yukinoshita Yukino, who was already very angry, almost exploded on the spot, and asked Yamauchi Sakura with a look of despair whether she still remembered that she was the leader of the Red Team! ?

How can a team leader change jobs? You are the boss, don’t you know that?

She seemed to have completely forgotten that just a second ago she wanted to bring her own dry food to work for another team for free.

But Yukinoshita's anger soon disappeared. It was not the gentle and considerate Nozomi who comforted her, and certainly not the smiling Hojo Kyosuke who had a rare change of heart and said something fair.

Especially the latter situation will never happen, because even if someone wants to speak fairly, they will only stand from the perspective of Sakura or Nozomi, and will never stand behind Yukinoshita Yukino.

Of course, this kind of fair talk is generally called "partiality."

It was Yamauchi Sakura, when the furious Yukinoshita Yukino grabbed her arm and demanded that she swear that she would never help the Blue Team build any damn puppy gate, and even do her best to build a cat gate for herself.

Yingliang blinked her bright yellow eyes, which were as clear and transparent as amber, and said with a smile:

"Perhaps this is an opportunity to train yourself, Yukino-chan."

"exercise?"

"Yes, let's overcome our fear of puppies, starting from this sports festival."

"I'm not afraid of dogs. They're just animals that can only run on all fours and are clumsy as hell. I'm just not good at dealing with dogs. This is completely different from being afraid of them!"

Yukinoshita immediately retorted, saying something like

"You can only bark and have no idea what you are saying. Can't you learn Japanese or English? It's an international language. You can't survive in this world without a good foreign language."

Or something like "He rushed over with his tail in his mouth and tongue wagging, without any sense of distance at all. That's really rude."

Hojo Kyosuke was sitting nearby and almost dying of laughter while listening to this. He thought that Yukinoshita really hated dogs as much as a cat.

Yamauchi Sakura had obviously mastered a lot of "Yukinoshita Yukino Drive Techniques". She frowned and said hypocritically:

“Ah~ Is that so? But I still think it’s strange that such a perfect Yukino-chan is not good at dealing with puppies. I thought there was nothing in the world that Yukino-chan was not good at~~”

"There is no omniscient and omnipotent person in this world, not even God!"

Yukinoshita Yukino started with this sentence, denying Yamauchi Sakura's words by denying God, fully demonstrating her rationality.

“But you’re right. Although I’m not good at many things, dealing with dogs is definitely not one of them! Although I know you’re trying to provoke me, it’s okay. On the day of the sports festival, I will go to the blue team to visit their dog gate and pass through it at least ten times to prove it to you.”

Yukinoshita Yukino ends with these words, using impassioned words that fully demonstrate both her competitiveness and her clumsiness.

Whether it was Yamauchi Sakura's provocation or her hypocritical expression, they were all perfunctory, but fortunately Yukinoshita was a person who could be perfunctory easily, so this was a tacit understanding between the two parties.

But it was obvious that Yingliang was not someone who was easily satisfied. She continued to Gu Xuexia with a smile, asking her to help the blue team build the gate.

Yukinoshita, who was "very easily provoked", was suddenly in a dilemma, and her innocent little face gradually became solemn.

This time it was Hojo Kyosuke who rescued her. Hojo Kyosuke rescued her with such laughter that his stomach hurt, because he knew that if Yukinoshita was really provoked by Sakura and left, then the affairs of their Red Team might fall on his head, or Yukinoshita might die from overwork, because he would definitely be lazy.

After someone's persuasion, Yingliang closed her mouth contentedly, with a sly expression. Yukinoshita, who was sitting next to her, opened a novel angrily with a sullen expression.

So Yingliang was even happier, she stared at Yukinoshita's face and nodded frequently, as if she was praising herself. This made Yukinoshita's face even uglier.

When the restaurant owner came over to toast with a glass of premium sake produced in Fukuoka, Eriri and Kato Megumi had been persuaded to propose to their respective groups to build a puppy gate or cat gate during the sports festival of Toyonosaki Academy. The former was persuaded by Sakura, and the latter was persuaded by Yukinoshita.

But it was obvious that Yukinoshita lost again because she ignored Kei's presence.

When Eriri was unreasonably snatched away by Sakura, Hui was easily convinced by Yukinoshita, and she listened to all the praises about cats. Of course, Yukinoshita is not the kind of girl who would directly express her love for her favorite things. She explained the justice, legitimacy and necessity of the cat gate from all angles.

She still didn't know the girl with the bob haircut well enough. Hui didn't care about this kind of thing at all. During the first-year sports festival, she was assigned to play the ghost catching game. This was a game where one party was responsible for hiding and the other party was responsible for catching. The one hiding was the ghost, and if the ghost ran safely to the designated place, it would win.

The competitive captain of Hui's team certainly did not allow the King of Assassins to participate in this game because he knew her strength, but after everyone was assigned to the corresponding events, he suddenly discovered that the number of people did not match.

After checking several times, they finally found the name Kato Megumi. Looking at the two Kato Megumi and the other Kato xx above and below "Kato Megumi", the athletic director and the team leader were puzzled.

Although there were many people with the same name, everyone else was assigned, so why was this one missed? Then Hui was randomly assigned to this game with no limit on the number of people.

There is no need to say much about the result. As expected, Hui, the true king of assassins who could make all the assassins in Assassin's Creed die of shame, walked to the safe house in a leisurely manner as if taking a walk, successfully "killed" the person being protected and won.

All in all, this is a person who can slack off openly and will never be discovered or punished.

"That's great, Kei. You can be lazy if you want. If I were you, I would go home and watch TV."

This was the complaint of Ohashi Junko, who was called to school to paint on weekends. Kato Megumi, who was described as an insignificant plankton, did not seem to be offended at all and continued to leisurely hold the paintbrush and apply colors.

This kind of leisure is probably something that Yukinoshita Yukino will never be able to understand in her entire life.

The owner of the restaurant seemed to have more than one store. When pouring wine for Teacher Bala and the supervisor, he explained that he had rushed over from another store.

Then, of course, it was a familiar and well-received scene. The supervisor consciously introduced the famous teacher Hojo Kyosuke to the boss.

The boss was like an actor in a stage play, with his eyes wide open and the skin on his cheeks stretched to the limit, making an exaggerated expression of surprise.

Many expressions in anime seem exaggerated, but they are actually real-life versions, such as Kagura and Tamaki Hashina in Gintama. This kind of jaw-dropping is not just an adjective, it is realistic (fog).

"Although I've seen him many times in magazines and on TV, I must say that Hojo-sensei is even more handsome in person."

The boss held Hojo Kyosuke's hands with both hands and said excitedly:

"Of course, I know that compared to Hojo-sensei's unparalleled talent, his appearance is probably the least thing worth mentioning. But for a crude person like me, seeing such a handsome and tall man, I can't help but admire him."

He said cheerfully.

Hojo Kyosuke smiled reservedly, but before he could say anything, the supervisor next to him said:

"Don't think I'm shallow. Before you came, Mr. Bara expressed his admiration countless times, envying why Mr. Hojo, who is also a cartoonist, is so handsome."

Teacher Bara had no idea that he was being laughed at. He picked up the wine, drank it all, and said:

"Yeah, not only is he better at drawing comics than me, but he's also so handsome and so smart, it's really...tsk tsk."

The supervisor then teased again:

"God is so unfair. It's okay, Teacher Bara, you can be angry at God."

Teacher Bala said, "Forget it. I'll just continue to use my secondary account to say bad things about Teacher Hojo on the Internet."

This made everyone laugh. Because everyone had teased Yoshikawa Akane before, saying that if she wanted to speak well of Oizumi, she should use a small account instead of charging with a big account.

Then the voice actor who was not very smart immediately got anxious and logged into her second account to prove that she definitely did not say good things about Oizumi. Everyone saw that the second account was full of updates about gourmet restaurants, and her fans were even more than her main account. (End of this chapter)